( ﾟ -ﾟ) There are still 998 posts to go ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not owning a belt-sander to use for sanding the skin off my arm so I can phone in sick tomorrow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being engaged to a beautiful girl but still having conversations about suicide together.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People not understanding that there is a big irony in telling me to think for myself with the implication that I should think their way instead of thinking what I already think.
( ˃ Д˂) YOU THINK FOR *YOUR*SELF, DAMMIT!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My roommate took my umbrella and it's raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate took my umbrella and its raining really hard outside and I want to go get a meatball sub but I can't because my roommate
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My father's ex-girlfriend just unfriended him on Facebook, and so now I need to feign sympathy to his first exposure to internet drama.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting on the bus to Edinburgh but ending up in Glasgow
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ma name's Duncan Campbell fae the shire o Argyll
A've traivellt this country for mony's the mile
A've traivellt thro Irelan, Scotlan an aa
An the name A go under's bauld Erin-go-Bragh
Ae nicht in Auld Reekie A walked doun the street
Whan a saucy big polis A chanced for tae meet
He glowert in ma face an he gied me some jaw
Sayin whan cam ye owre, bauld Erin-go-Bragh?
Well, A am not a Pat tho in Irelan A've been
Nor am A a Paddy tho Irelan A've seen
But were A a Paddy, that's nothin at aa
For thair's mony's a bauld hero in Erin-go-Bragh
Well A know ye're a Pat by the cut o yer hair
Bit ye aa turn tae Scotsmen as sune as ye're here
Ye left yer ain countrie for brakin the law
An we're seizin aa stragglers fae Erin-go-Bragh
An were A a Pat an ye knew it wis true
Or wis A the devil, then whit's that tae you?
Were it no for the stick that ye haud in yer paw
A'd show ye a game played in Erin-go-Bragh
An a lump o blackthorn that A held in ma fist
Aroun his big bodie A made it tae twist
An the blude fae his napper A quickly did draw
An paid him stock-an-interest for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit the people cam roun like a flock o wild geese
Sayin catch that daft rascal he's killt the police
An for every freen A had A'm shair he had twa
It wis terrible hard times for Erin-go-Bragh
Bit A cam tae a wee boat that sails in the Forth
An A packed up ma gear an A steered for the North
Fareweill tae Auld Reekie, yer polis an aa
An the devil gang wi ye says Erin-go-Bragh
Sae come aa ye young people, whairever ye're from
A don't give a damn tae whit place ye belang
A come fae Argyll in the Heilans sae braw
Bit A ne'er took it ill bein caad Erin-go-Bragh.
Being sick for the third damn time this season.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People seem to have missed the entire point of MLIA.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having two assholes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad jokes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) comedowns.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing a hard-drive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing that your hard-drive only contains porn.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Realizing my hard drive also contains frivolous non-pornographic materials.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a hernia for over a year, and doing nothing about it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread directly below this one.
My mouse is broken and I am having to use mouse keys
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck you, Death Clock. Forty years is too long a wait.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The thread directly below the thread below this one.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Using the euphenism "posts" to refer to collections of text on an internet bulletin board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This entire board.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that this thread depresses me less than the ''Post Awesome Things'' thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I was watching some sugar gliders of some people I knew in my dorm last night and it was really fun but one of them pissed on my chair and it stinks to high heaven.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to google "sugar glider". I've missed out on this cuteness for so long.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Christmas has lost all of its magic for me. I must be a terrible person.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only having 11,000 dollars in the bank.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) seeing >>439 complain about that when I'd be glad to have that much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) How small of a person I am to post >>439 just to make others sad.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneliness.
I CAN NOT BE WITH HER
http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/HERMES/DETAILS/00590m.jpg
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some shitty fuckhead bumped a bunch of dead threads today.
rocks fell and everybody died
After all I think I am REALLY japanese robosalaryman
I have bipolar disorder
Depressive episode
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feelings of sadness, [+]
anxiety, [+]
guilt, [+]
anger, [+]
isolation, or hopelessness; [+]
disturbances in
sleep [+]
and
appetite; [+]
loss of interest in usually enjoyable activities; [-]
problems concentrating; [-]
loneliness, [-]
self-loathing, [+]
apathy or indifference; [+++++++]
depersonalization; [++++++++++]
loss of interest in sexual activity; [+++++++++]
shyness or social anxiety; [+]
irritability, chronic pain (with or without a known cause); [-] lack of motivation; [-]
and morbid suicidal ideation.[wtf is this shit]
The media often portray the salaryman in negative fashion for lack of initiative and originality. Because of this portrayal, communities may be less willing to consult the salaryman for his emotional problems, which often leads to clinical depression or even suicide.
I knew it. And this is the future of the mankind. Japan is the future.
what did you except?
This is 21th century generation
Generation of people who were using blogs, free music, movies and youtube since early childhood
and swimming in the stream of never ending information
Everybody will be like me soon
there is not much to do really
The world after 800,000,000 years
I am glad that I will die in 21th century. Don't want to see the future, rly
I wonder could all my life be different?
Could I be any normal, just like everybody else???
Being together with heterosexual woman
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My fiancé's psychiatrist telling her to "move on" from me
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm so ugly. I wish I could lose my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I could lose my entire body
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish you two ugly fuckers would get out of my sight.
I quarrel with everyone. :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The mouth of the Mississippi river is in Louisiana.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I missed class because I spent the whole time stuck and then hopelessly lost in traffic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fucker took my offline copy of Google Maps out of the map pocket, too.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I recognize I have time management issues but I am not taking the time to actually correct them.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Doing a search for "maid cafe" and getting a page full of Michael Moore results.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've forgotten how to have fun and it's not even noon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Empathy for >>465 has made me unhappy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And my captcha is "haigness". Seriously. Who wants to be compared to Haig in any qualitative way?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I saw a post on 2ch that was trying to translate English internet jargon into Japanese, and called /b/ the English NewsforVIP
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am very sick.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a "Post Confusing Things!" thread and you missed the chance to post it there.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Most people really are capable of intelligent thought, but make every effort to resist it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This is harder to get over than it sounds.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America's finally joining the Socialist Revolution.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) President Obama is yet to give us free mittens.
>>478
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What do you mean? The first one is always free. That's how they hook you.
>>479
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah, and before you know it you're crawling around in trash cans looking for your next fix
>>480
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... oh the memories ...
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/37-39
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'd like the MITTENSBURGER!
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>／ ヽ
>! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） That will be $50
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>＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
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> / ＼ﾉゝ
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>( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's rather steep, isn't it?
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/700
>(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ I put on my mittens and
>(∩ﾟ -ﾟ)∩ ....
>(∩> ヮ<)∩ MITTENS!!!!!
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1152990224/741
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Squeeks is giving away free mittens with every meal
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1163701934/23
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried dumpster diving, but your dumpster doesn't have any food in it either.
>( ﾟ -ﾟ) Are you sure this is a restaurant, Rei?</a>
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1178118904/905
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Rei's has the cleanest dumpsters of any restaurant!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1198250435/20
>( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'VE BEEN SUCH A FOOL!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's nothing, I had to...well, I'd rather not say. It's kind of embarassing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone called me a commie when I suggested that instead of teaching a man to fish so he'd eat for a lifetime, everyone should have an equal number of fish.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The people who know how to fish should catch enough fish for all of us.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I sincerely hope that one day, >>484, you won't be a commie. Until that day however, I hope we never meet.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fucking commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unhappy commies with nuclear weapons.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Seducing a girl into buying me drinks, pot, and ending up in her bed, cheating on my current girlfriend. Before she slipped my penis into her, I got cold feet and left for the bathroom. The guilt, her pussy juice on my lips, the potent weed, gave me bad vibes and I wanted out. She was downstairs, cooking rice, because I had told her I had the munchies for a bowl with soy.
Coming down the stairs, nearly nude, to see her in her nightclothes at 3AM, stirring rice to try please me, is a low point in my developement as a human being.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll probably never get to meet that girl. Shame, because she sounds terrific.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maybe I can seduce a commie!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I got laid off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'll never get laid, so I'm just going to jack off.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That's why I got laid off in the first place.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
( ・-・) So you were spanking the monkey at work?
( ・-・) You were polishing your Oscar at your place of business?
( ・-・) You were spittin' in the mitten at y-
( ﾟ -ﾟ) YES shut up.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) SOMEONE SAID MITT--
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ew
