CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)
Cocteau - The Blood of a Poet
(yes, that is me)
>>902
I thought you were a girl at first (and admittedly got a little excited) then my eyes rolled down a bit...
My Girlfriend Is a He*
faggots No no! 'E's pining!
Bergamo Std
www.chiboard.com/index.php?b=1
DO NOT READ THIS MESSAGE!!!
I visited /bun/ for the first time last night before I went to bed. "Eh, looks interesting," I thought, and I made a post and bookmarked the site. Bad move. I woke up with my inbox full of spam. My YouTube and Facebook accounts were hacked. All of my Touhou folders were deleted except my Aya folder. And on top of that my dog "ruined" my carpet (still have a payment going for that) and pissed on my laptop. Repost this message in 5 other threads or Jones will ruin your life too. You have been warned.
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everyone can see that it is an orange ball. it is also to big for a pregnent womens stomach. u ar a fibber and u look rediculas
You cannot move a folder into itself.
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"For some men, prostate stimulation produces an orgasm that they describe as 'deeper,' more global and intense, longer-lasting, and associated with greater feelings of ecstasy than orgasm elicited by penile stimulation only."
A 25-year-old engineer in Puy-en-Velay, France was sentenced on Tuesday to one year in prison, as well as court-ordered therapy, by a three-judge tribunal for possession and distribution of images of child pornography. According to the court, he had collected "pornographic" Japanese manga featuring sexually abused female characters, six to eight years old, on his computer and shared the manga on the Internet.
The authorities had interrogated him about an Internet forum post in which he wrote, "We're recruiting female members, 12 years old or younger." The man asserted that the post was a joke, and his lawyer added that the defendant is a social recluse.
One of the judges asked the suspect, "When you see a girl six to eight years old being raped, don't you think there's something wrong?" He responded, "If you had read my psychiatric report, I don't imagine myself in the place of the rapist, but rather in the girl's." The judge replied back, "You're very intelligent. The doctor only reported what you told him. Me, I don't believe a word of what you are saying."
The convicted man has been barred from any activity that has regular contact with minors and will be registered on the national sexual offenders' list.
I lived in the country, where there weren't many women, and though you're still a kid, inside you feel a man's feeling, and there was no way to relieve this feeling. So the idea, not mine but a real intelligent friend of mine's, of relieving ourselves with, to make love with ... how do I say this? With pumpkins. Pumpkins. Warm, soft, damp, with seeds inside, so round -- and we would -- toom ta toom -- help me find the words, Father -- we relieved ourselves with these pumpkins.
Me too. But man, it's still a struggle actually. I bought a new laptop and installed Ubuntu. Of course, sleep/wakeup doesn't work (just crashes the laptop). But I like the fights, the struggle!
Like you, I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I tell Linux, "come here baby". Then she smiles and sits on my lap, looks me in the eye and then slaps me in the face. She says, hand raised again: "you like that, huh bitch?" Teary-eyed, I stammer, "yes, Linux, I like that." Then she slaps me again, two or three times, while saying: "What about this?" slaps "And this, you goddamn pussy!"
And then Ubuntu upgrades the kernel, and my WiFi no longer works. The pain is now in a whole new dimension. But as you said, it's a struggle, but it's worth it.
Marvellous
>>919 The judge replied back, "You're very intelligent. The doctor only reported what you told him. Me, I don't believe a word of what you are saying. m00t wishes to be the little girl. There is one and only one m00t. I know m00t. m00t is a friend of mine. You, sir, are no m00t."
The convicted man has been barred from any activity that has regular contact with minors other than Boxxy and W. T. Snacks and will be registered on the 4chan IRC channel.
and i'll suck your lovely willy
and ride you
and and and moan
and you can come where you want
I tried to off using my butt, but it just ended up hurting a lot and I felt no pleasure at all. What is all this about a 'prosate' oragsim? I don't get it.
There's nothing wrong with so-called child love. You're speaking from a shallow, closed-minded worldview. If you had done any research, you'd see that it is a fundamental part of society and people do better, rather than worse, with it. When I was 12 years old I had several sexual experiences with men far above my age. But did these ruin me? Give me mental illnesses? Ruin my life? No, in fact I'd argue that they made it easier for me to live in modern America. They taught me healthy sexual practices and helped ease my tensions. When I had my first boyfriend three years later I brought the knowledge I gained during my early sexual experience to our relationship and with it we had a long, successful, and SAFE relationship. Years from now, when I adopt a son of my own, I'd like to introduce him to sexuality as early on as I feel suitable.
snow world under the white moon
軽蔑
It’s so weird to find out that when you play a certain character that you really are what they are. And what I mean is you don’t BECOME the character, you already were the character from the start. I get angry and depressed and over my art at times, then I see someone really good but acts like they are crappy. I envy them so for their talent. I use my jealousy to motivate myself to get better and to stand next to them and say “yes, I can be good like you despite what you think of your own art.”
I really am Parsee Mizuhashi….
accidentally applied the
let’s make this a clean match. no hair pulling, eye gouging, or penis.
I would fucking kill you you ass wipe dick cunt fuck you take it in the ass from your mom shit head! your really not funny you know that hey guess what there are people on my side you mentally retardid cancer fag you want proof go go ask kids NO ONE likes fucking jap music you stupid pancake face dink.
[from someone who took offence to my little pony used in a cardcaptor sakura parody]
Our Moon makes Earth a more livable planet by moderating our home planet's wobble on its axis, leading to a relatively stable climate, and creating a rhythm that has guided humans for thousands of years. The Moon was likely formed after a Mars-sized body collided with Earth and the debris formed into the most prominent feature in our night sky
we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
madoka a shit
touhou a shit
which 2hu fuck
fuck you're waifu
buttautism
buttdevastated
are you frustrated?
/jp/sies
the pleasure of being cummed inside
cool free ringtones
meido
MrVacBob
VIP quality
VIPPER
JEWS
mhmrsatori
WAHa.06x36
wakaba
kusaba
futaba
yotsuba
shiichan
world2ch
tablecat
don't think, feel and you'll be tanasinn
smoke weed everyday it makes programming less annoying
consider this: a pack of wild niggers
4chanX
SAoVQ
/polecat kebabs/
sup mugi
install gentoo
being meguca is suffering
sepples
read SICP
if it ain't lisp, it's crap
Abelson stole the precious MIT course
Xarn
leahculver
erika
FrozenVoid
hax my anus
RedCream
suave lisp toad
>>46
fuck you fagstorm
[07:09] <+grey> ?rape
[07:09] <+Macbot> lynxz : uncut can rape without lube !
[07:09] <+grey> Hunh
[07:09] <+grey> ?rape
[07:09] <+Macbot> Rape on Rails
[07:09] <+grey> OW
[07:09] <+grey> ?rails
[07:09] <+Macbot> is ruby on rails different to ruby
[07:09] <+grey> ?rubby on rails
[07:09] <+Macbot> rubby rubby
[07:09] <+grey> Sounds like a porno for ruby coders.
The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno
The 2012 event will take place from the 24th to the 27th of August (the UK Bank Holiday weekend) at the Hilton Metropole Hotel, in Birmingham. Barring unforseen circumstances, the Man Himself will be in attendance.
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/saovq/ sent me a box of chocolate chip cookies, but the chocolate was really poop :(
fu*k yo* saovq, fu*k yo* >:(
There are an awful lot of 4chan (/jp/?) references here lately.
(I wrote this message then cut/pasted it to/from my X buffer so I could keep in theme with the thread)
well, your bum hole smelled a bit bummy when i was doing stuff with it
http://www.amazon.com/Homeless-Schizophrenic-Hallucinates-James-Ruth/dp/0595362109/ the most depressing author blurb I ever read...
Why 'Doomsday' may not be too far
Hindustan Times - all 666 related »
Windows Task Manager (Not Responding)
■No reproduce!!!
9: The Obligation of Being Cummed Inside (4) 10: The Lore of Being Cummed Inside (4) 11: The Tribalism of Being Cummed Inside (5) 12: The Malpractice of Being Cummed Inside (3) 13: The Magnetism of Being Cummed Inside (3) 14: The Philosophy of Being Cummed Inside (3) 15: The Nuisance of Being Cummed Inside (3) 16: The Redness of Being Creamed Inside (4) 17: The Shrine of Being Cummed Inside (3)
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they aren't TRUNEETS
They're just normal fags in denial
LAST PUTANGINA
Tumor-Infiltrating Lymphocyte
T.o.h.n.o - chan
True
Otaku
Hikki
Neet
Organization
Chan
Only the coolest of the cool are allowed in!
etaF
so i here this site is where you make teh memes?
im an otaku, show me otaku memes xD
Question to discuss:
do you think nose studs are attractive on girls?
You: Yeah.
You: It gives them that ratty look, like they're trying to be cute and ironically cute at the same time.
You: In reality I could punch any girl who wore those in the face, but nonetheless they are rather endearing.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sqrt(cos(x))cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
Buses : Gensokyo :: Duct tape : Mars
Server issues today were 100% related to an operating system upgrade (Mac OS X 10.7 Lion) gone wrong, and has absolutely nothing to do with CloudFlare. The CloudFlare pages you see are cached versions that only show when the backend servers (our servers, a Mac Mini cluster) go down. Every single CloudFlare error in the past month has been on our end―not theirs.
I think it's finally time we ditch Darwin for Windows Server 2008.
> Mac Mini cluster
Jesus Christ they're running busy-ass servers with laptop parts? Hot diggity I don't know what to say about that.
I mean that literally. I don't have a goddamn fucking clue whether that is okay.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
That’s Andy Samberg in the Jizz in my Pants music video……
no it’s not it’s someone dying while having an MRI scan
No, you moron. It is him in a video. Look it up.
no you’re wrong this is an MRI scan
It’s a motherfucking music video. Jizz in my Pants. Look at it, he’s wearing a black shirt and there’s a streetlight in the background. Why would a patient in an MRI machine ever be wearing that, and why would the lighting ever be like that? It’s Andy Samberg, you were wrong, get over it.
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Evan Lee meets fake tits Claudia Marie at a hotel bar and pretends to be a Chinese exchange student. Pretending that he can't speak English he charms the silicone slut into going back to his room. Once there he pounds the whore and delivers THREE big cumshots to her tits, ass, and mouth before revealing that he's from California and throwing the giant udder prostitute out of his room!
In Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei, our main character, his sister, and his devoted stalker all wear old-fashioned kimono. But not just kimono, vintage and seasonally appropriate designs from the early 20th century. The accessories are no exception: the author will knot the obi differently on different occasions, and always matches the characters up with classic outerwear in winter, like Inverness coats and kakusode gaitou. If you know much about traditional Japanese clothing, it can be quite the sight to behold.
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Orpheus is the project codename for a performance premiering in February 2012, a unique theatrical experience that puts you, the audience member, at the center of the story.
You saved my life with this one. I'm a graphic designer, and I'm always on here looking for sounds for flash movies and the like, but this one was for my 1-month-old son. Running bathwater is one of the things that really calms him, and I was really hoping I wouldn't be running our faucet 6 times a day. A big file like this is awesome, because I don't have to loop it, and I can put it on a CD for my wife!! Thanks, you have no idea how much this will help.
Samurai Boy
what I told you penis? stop to pick my youtube's videos!!!!!!!!!
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"Lamar Smith has a royal flush and few people know it.
SOPA may pass. It may not. He doesn't care, and it doesn't matter. The MPAA and RIAA started working on their legislative strategy to pass a new anti-piracy bill in late 2010. SOPA was designed to raise the noise. Everyone is playing right into the entertainment industries hand. The lobbyists are laughing manically at the ignorance of the mob. Even Wikipedia and reddit have played into it.
What people don't know about is the ace: H.R.1981, the Protecting Children From Internet Pornographers Act of 2011 which is lying in wait. It's not complete. You see, PCIP is not contestable because it's about protecting children. They can, and very well might, copy and paste the full text of SOPA to the end of PCIP. That's the backup. That's the deal that was struck with entertainment industry lobbyists. We will try to push this anti-piracy bill. It probably won't work. Don't worry, we can pass it under an anti-child pornography bill.
There are two things which no Congressman will risk supporting: terrorism and child pornography. There can be no opposition, no discussion. Any anti-piracy law can ALWAYS be reframed as an anti-child pornography bill and it will pass, without even discussion. It will have the full support of the House (minus Ron Paul), the full support of the Senate, and most importantly the full support of the American people. NO ONE wants to risk being called a pedophile."
second cousin thrice-removed
4ch is the perfect place for anything except you, putrid, vile fur-covered scum. Even 4ch has standards and you fall far, far below them. Your existence makes the world a far worse place. You're a worthless, unfunny leech with a consumerist, directionless life, and your egotistical delusions of wit are so removed from reality that I would pity you if I didn't loathe your foul guts. Comparing you to a cockroach would be too great a compliment. Nobody will ever truly love you. If you wish to redeem even an ounce of your pride, take your filthy posts and custom-baked tripcode in which you take so much sad pride and leave the internet forever.
>WNxOddJob posted:
>I've already said I don't have a job. We have food stamps, energy assistance, ect. In the end, if I get a job, my increased income lowers our foodstamps, and the need for daycare (Which the state only covers part of) would end up meaning we are -worse- off for it, as the only job I could probably get as a student in town would be fast food, part time.
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>Pictures DO NOTE WE ARE CLEANING AND THESE WERE TAKEN NOW, RIGHT NOW, SO STUFF IS BEING TORN APART, SORTED THROUGH, THROWN AWAY, ECT: http://imgur.com/a/OEeT2
>
>I'm not saying it's not our fault. In fact, I agree, our house is a mess. A bad mess? Sure, probably. A dangerous instant take away kids mess? I don't personally think so. A warning would have sufficed to get us to clean.
Jesus christ you kept kids in that place?
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