CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:59

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 07:14

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 07:48

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 08:10

Hello, I’m Ken-chan and this was the story of my love life. My girlfriend, Yuumi-chan, was such a pure hearted and innocent soul, but this world was cruel. In this story, she was made into nothing but a cock hungry slut by a rich fat bastard with some kind of a stupid deal. What they’ve been doing was sent to me daily till now. My world was ruined, but my depression day is over. I learned hokuto no shinken and changed my name to Kenshiro. Now, I’m gonna kill all of them with this “you’re-already-dead” technique and save Yuria from the grasp of all evil men. Wish me luck guys

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 20:14

Fúrófasz

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 08:19

I wrap my dick in a bow, then ejaculate on her face. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I tell her.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 13:22

All coffee is coffee-flavored water.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:57

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 05:16

Tongue 'rastlin

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 07:36

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 09:14

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311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 13:25

The bastard dog!!!!! What's going to happen to the mutt? He should have give it kick!!! Bloody contrary animals!!!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 05:07

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313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 08:26

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 06:45

Every Bandcamp account comes with 200 downloads per month of tracks or albums that you're giving away (meaning you’ve set them to free, or let-fan-name-price with no minimum and the fan enters zero). Once each month, we look at your download credits, and if you have less than 200 remaining, we bump you back up to 200. If that won't cut it (because you're planning a big free download campaign, for example), you can either buy more (they're 1.5¢ to 3¢ each, depending on quantity), or earn more by selling (we add 1,000 credits for every $500 USD in sales).

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 16:01

hideously middle-of-the road

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 17:55

>>316 hahahahahahahahaha awesome

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 16:47

ladiesagainstfeminism.com

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 03:29

320 Name: : 1993-09-6536 08:35

>>319 no credit card required to jump into a universe of infinite possibilities? what's the catch

イカすみパスタのかんせい

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 19:11

13:20:10 up 2 days, 1:24, 2 users, load average: 0.18, 0.19, 0.22

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:02

dicks stuff with me

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 02:58

When this song was at school, the other songs called him "Tripping Balls" because of the funny glasses he liked to wear

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 04:20

My tricks have a high difficulty-to-point-yield ratio, and

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 04:56

Cock smells so good because it lays on balls all day.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 21:37

whole is greater than the part.

327 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6537 22:52

>>326
You're not thinking in a normal way. Your memory isn't even working normally. You are so hyped up.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 00:45

filthy begging children/gypsies

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 02:20

me.jpg

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 07:23

Mohican Beats

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 13:57

ich spüre dich

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 14:50

I am Ulysses the dog who eats his own feces and I approve of what Prince has said and I want to eat his feces instead as I know this will fill me up so repeatedly.
I want to go listen to Purple Rain and then eat his feces 1999 times like his song. I knew a girl named nikki, she said she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. I like Prince and now I want to go out and about and find him. His lyrics remind me of doggy snorsauges. This morning I ate my master’s porridge and it was horrid as I am Ulysses who eats his own feces as I am a very unique species.

Then that will give me the strength to track down the dog that attacked Morrissey as I want to find him, I want to get him, I want to mutilate him, I want to kill him and most of all I want to eat his feces.

I want to become a PI with my skills as I can track down anyone by tasting their feces as I once I taste that gooey tasty treat, then I have to find them and track them down so I can have some more of their feces delicacies. There are mysteries each time I get a new box of species feces to eat. And I wash it down with my satanic master’s tea. I want to make peace treaties. That’s the news on the street.

I want to find the girl in the raspberry beret and eat her feces too. And I hope she just drank some Hawaiian Punch so her feces will be red as though it had blood on it.

Morrissey is my assignment I want to track down Damien Dempsey now as I want to eat his feces. I hear it is a specialty from the dogs and homies in the hood. I hear it actually is good. But look at Damien Dempsey, I believe it would, that’s the rumor in the hood.

I will track down that evil hound who harmed Morrissey. No person or animal can ever cause the slightest affliction to my assignment. I have an erection, I do it doggie style I haven’t humped any other dogs in a while I just put my feces into a pile I’m going to eat my dinner in style. But first I must go over my Morrissey file as if they do I’ll tell you what’s true I’ll get them and eat them so be careful Morrissey-solo fiends, as I may soon be coming for you. I holler
Ruff, ruff

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 16:53

これ、実験線でのりましたよ。十分に完成しています。

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:22

Don't Walk Away

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:56

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336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 07:25

RSN500-0000-241921-ALQH-YT5R-5FHP

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 16:14

Never stops punching.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:45

>>336
Don't bother, version 6 will come out soon.

339 Name: !PENIS36EhI : 1993-09-6541 18:46

Problem loading ...

340 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 18:57

>>338
Maybe he should stick with Renoise, though.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:10

Hi guys. I've just started this livejournal thing, and I was really excited to find this group. I have a question.

My boyfriend and I have, I think, reached a point where we're ready to become pretty serious, but it's important to both of us not to go too far until we know that this will be a lasting relationship. We heard about something called the "back and forth," and I wanted to see what some other peoples' opinions were on how serious we should be before trying it and if we could still be considered celibate after doing it.

Basically what you do is that one of you poops, and then you pass it back and forth. You know, the same poop going from one rectum to the other. Back and forth. Forever. Here's kind of what it looks like:

))<>((

So what do you guys think? Would we still be considered as abstaining if we tried this?

Thanks so much!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 21:21

梶浦由記

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 02:37

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344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 03:49

ಠ_ಠ

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 20:02

Non possum credere me totum edisse

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 01:03

Да, и в огнеупорных комбинезонах, чтобы совсем как в Ф1.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 04:23

My cat smells so good, I can't stop sniffing her.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 10:51

宮鴬住藍銀煤竹出雲守明朝仁 ミカ.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 20:17

[b] [/b]

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 17:34

Bureaucracy is a womb into which all Lefties would rather crawl, to swim in a sea of regulatory fluid.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 18:30

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 19:23

Feminists ought to get a good whipping.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 20:55

発祥しますた

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 12:56

All Alone For Christmas (Cold Mix)

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 19:16

"The above proposition is occasionally useful."

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 22:54

Hemorrhoids

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 22:59

Michael Guy Bowman

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 00:38

tanuki

359 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6548 09:01

But Ditto excels where it really counts: breeding.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 09:33

361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 09:39

YOUNG MEN OF A CERTAIN MIND

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 16:56

0801micaindelicato

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 18:27

Kustom 10 watt

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 04:40

(flex)

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 05:07

lol people are so uptight. It’s just a little blood. Calm yourselves, before I slice you too.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 22:19

hey my anxiety levels were through the roof http://nbchomenews7.com/articles/1923004/ peace

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 00:48

369 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6550 07:17

>>368
It looks like people in MIT have nothing to do. Researching like this should be left for [groups of] lonely people on WWW.

I guess original post and this one belong to angry/mildly uplifting things threads.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 07:27

Nicole Williams of Wakayama , 43 never thought that she would consider it, until curiosity got the best of her and she filled out a simple online form.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 13:32

vent.zulupirates.com

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 15:02

>>370 brought me to a higher state of consciousness, thank you >>370

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 20:12

fingszagjóska

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 03:48

Room(s)

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 16:24

Your squeaks and moans are the cheers of sexual victory :) thanks for last nite x

377 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6552 17:55

378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 21:43

b4 she bitches at you for calling her an idiot and trying to talk down the deal of the century

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 01:53

hi, I'm Japanese otaku.
I don't think anything (゚∀。)

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 08:13

world2ch is back up Username Withheld 07/13/11(Wed)04:45 No. 469 ID: d3d694 [Reply]
world2ch.org

381 Name: 米男 : 1993-09-6553 10:18

HELLO >>379!
I AM HAPPY YANKEE!

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 10:46

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 21:56

David Pinsent

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 22:48

分かります、アレックスちゃん!

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 19:14

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 00:11

苦味

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 03:51

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 10:33

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a Gohan.
Stranger: im christian

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 14:44

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 10:24

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6557 19:43

3209

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 22:41

@VerminGTi This is gayer than Ru Paul, Elton John, Ellen Degeneris, Lance Bass, and Clay Aiken all sitting in a room naked jacking each other off while watching a 24 hour marathon of Sex and the City while they simlutaneously get fucked in the ass by Aids-ridden Monkeys and get drunk on a binge of Arbor Mist. And all of this is taking place inside of Paul Rubens asshole as he gets fucked by an entire gay nightclub.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6563 23:29

김두수

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 04:23

kichijoji

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 09:52

Anal circumference table

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 10:21

して

vc kock

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6564 20:06

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 12:05

As soon as he got there, she crapped on a table and divided it into 4, offering \250,000 to eat each portion. He said he ate all 4 and got \1,000,000.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6565 18:00

>>393 Where is Liberace?

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