( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My life carries as much meaning as the grain of rice I just ate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It tasted pretty good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've masturbated four times now, but it's still not going down...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have no friends, no love, and no goals.
( ˃ ヮ˂ ) Time to live however the fuck I want.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) five new posts in the past week on my favorite long-abandoned porn imageboard!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) all of them between some guy being a PC nazi and another guy being an absolutely insensitive cock.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people posting about cocaine on /dqn/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) …the sun might be up, but my head is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lazy Sunday mornings where you don't want to do anything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...only you have no choice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) None of my favourite internet content creators have posted anything new recently.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to work even though it's Sunday.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No cocaine.
>>200
I don't like advocating drugs, but I believe that various substances related to ergotamines have a lot of potential in curing cluster headaches and probably also migraines. You'd do well to research them, and then take some LSD!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 12kbps internet speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not even being throttled.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You're already in a relationship.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Watching someone try and fit in.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They just get ignored.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loads of bitches wanna fuck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You find them all revolting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being attractive and interesting ... to bisexual males only.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Only one girl has ever found me attractive.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was hideous on the outside and on the inside.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I tried driving a while ago.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was too weak to push the brakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inexplicable pain in your arm.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) // sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I could be sleeping right now.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh great, that idiot fucker from /jp/ has discovered the other textboard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish that there could be a third, even MORE secret area to post on.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's pathetic to be in tears over this, isn't it?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting emoticon in a themed thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unwanted people showing up at your apartment.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Someone on youtube just told me to kill myself because I made a self-deprecating joke and he told it seriously. That kind of pisses me off for some reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/48 OH COME ON! I CLEARLY POSTED IN THE LATEST MUSIC THREAD!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If you are not an Elitist, >>231, please leave the Elitist Superstructure the hell alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And yes, yes you could just ignore it.
>>234
Perhaps he's a holdover from the time when this was the Immaturity Mansion of DQN. If so, he can hardly be taken to task for his lack of l33t.
>>232 Thanks, you might be interested to know my name is a pokémon reference - the old man glitch to duplicate the 6th item in your backpack in red and blue
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Kids
>>241
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I had to add this to my custom CSS doohickey a while back because there were so many table breaking idiot posts one week. It's been refreshingly effective, I must say. Perhaps a bit simple to post to userstyles.org? I dunno; I never really tested it with any theme besides Pseud0ch.
.replytext { overflow: auto; }( ﾟ -ﾟ) I feel like plunging into my books and writings keeps me from getting ahead of myself socially and making a bunch of friends I wish I hadn't met at all...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It'll be more than a week before I can use my own computer again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I didn't build this. Somebody else made it happen.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... all that work for nothing.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Excruciating headaches every single day.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deafness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tone-deaf people insisting on loudly singing along to all of my karaoke performances.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Now, I'm no Pavarotti myself, but this is just rude.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That is a long-ass whinge.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You could have easily put the same information in two polite sentences in /req/ instead of crossposting a rude rant.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not saying the slowness is great, but....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've signed myself up for something I'm not sure I can even do. This could turn out to be very humiliating indeed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>250 good to know i'm not the only person getting this problem
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We-know-who doing we-know-what in we-know-where.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Danbooru didn't approve my upload.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Yet Safebooru did! Yeah!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Saggy old-man butts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling you get on Sunday nights.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't have a job!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Upsetting a friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Step on my cats paw. I'm so sorry.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oops...it's the autism.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) What an awful date
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm still obsessed with the same girl that caused me to become depressed and has made me realize just how much of a piece of shit I am.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm sure that she has long forgotten me and is probably being fucked by some guy she met at college.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a problem you can't tell anyone about.
>>262
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Remember: bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because of my guilty conscience.
>>264
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I will never be a NEET because my parents abandoned me and I have to pay rent.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being a NEET with a guilty conscience.
>>263
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You were right. I didn't heed your advice out of inexperience and weakness and now I suffered through the embarrassment of making myself the fool.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why am I so fucking stupid?!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My captcha is telling me to di.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Seven years after I gave it up, Windows is still as bad at the Unicode as I remember.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was back in my hometown for the first time in ages and I was going to see my dad on Wednesday night but he cancelled at the last minute because he had to give my little brother a lift somewhere, so the giant chocolate coin with "NO. 1 DAD" embossed in it I got as a little gift for him is now my breakfast.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Feeling the same as >>266 and realizing that I won't ever have a chance to snuggle with him.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vericode: exam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) thanks for reminding me, vericode machine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being bad with words and totally screwing up a presentation and then having that remind you how bad at words you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a bunch of friends coming over but you can't drink.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pseudorandom on iichan is still down and I'm beginning to think it may never return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual on 4-ch is still down. I wanted to see why it was taken offline.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) virgules
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to read 10 chapters of a rather boring book by this afternoon.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)My father became very ill when I was about 8, and struggled to get out of bed for 2 years.
My mother then started to abuse me physically and emotionally after that, because he wasn't there to moderate her behavior. Occasions were the worst, because she tried to get love and attention from me that I couldn't give her, and flicked from hysterical crying to chasing my sister and I with hammers or cutlery. The only lockable door in our house is cracked and punctured from her attacks.
When I was 10 or 11 years of age she kissed me in a sexual way, she made sure our kiss was sexual. It was disgusting, how dare she touch me in that way. She tried to make me a surrogate husband cause her actual husband despised her and was too sick to do anything about it. I got sexual comments from her for the next 8 years, and was touched in ways that humiliated me.
It wasn't my fault. It doesn't matter to me if she dies; I won't go to the funeral - I don't want to be part of it.
>>285
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I cannot think of anything at all to post in the Post Happy Things thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to waste my time on youtube responding to someone defending inches when SI units are clearly superior.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A famous, talentless DJ did a remix of a song by my favorite artist bringing the attention of idiotic teenagers to the song. I did not even know this till I read the YouTube comments of the song while trying to share the song with a friend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Slipping on an unseen patch of ice, bruising your left upper arm and thigh in the resulting fall.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having to reinstall Linux because of kernel panics as the result of forcing a system update after 20 months of disuse.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Ferrets are banned where I live
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I met someone who I thought might like me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Turns out she only like girls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This keeps happening to me.
>>295 Like I could afford a sex change.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex changes costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Life costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sex costing so much.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 10-page essays.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bad data