[Misery] ( ß -ß) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (767)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ß -ß) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 07:48

( ß -ß) People like >>36-37 cannot figure out how to copy any text into their clipboard that isn't private.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 11:09

( ß -ß) Every time I've finished with my paste buffer, I compulsively copy a single letter "c" to overwrite it.

( ß -ß) Being paranoid for no real reason.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 12:51

( ß -ß) I have severe love-related problems, but I can't post in /love/ because reading the board and their responses to me makes me extremely depressed.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:33

( ß -ß) have no love-related problems
( ß -ß) never been in love
( ß -ß) unless that is the problem

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:50

( ß -ß) I began playing that MMO again in order to manipulate my ex under a false identity. But the more she told "me" of her new boyfriend, her current situation and excitement for the future, the more I'm just glad she's actually happy again. And here I am doing things like this because I can't stop thinking about her.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 14:59

( ß -ß) I can't handle the idea of the girl I'm in love with having a new boyfriend.
( ß -ß) Knowing they have sexual intercourse especially gets to me, for some reason.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 15:10

( ß -ß) Women

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 16:37

( ß -ß) Having a problem you don't trust anyone enough to tell about, but knowing that it makes no difference, because nobody would be able to help you anyway.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 20:39

( ß -ß) Reddit and people who use it

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:46

( ß -ß) Novel websites that could be (and often, initially are) used for intelligent or at least entertaining discussion, but quickly fall prey to thousands of idiotic, catchphrase-spewing teenagers.

( ß -ß) I suppose this applies to the Web in general, really.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 21:53

( ß -ß) That awkward moment when you give thumbs up if ... oh shit, it's contagious!

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:37

( ß -ß) KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in this country.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6867 22:44

( ß -ß) McDonalds and KFC both do Irn-Bru on tap here, but they never mix the syrup/soda solution properly and it always tastes rank.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 02:58

( ß -ß) KFC doesn't do Irn-Bru in this country. Almost fucking nobody does.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 03:20

( ß -ß) I'm fucking someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 10:20

( ß -ß) It's raining again.
( ß -ß) Again.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 11:00

( ß -ß) I fucking am someone "I shouldn't be", but I don't care. It's who I love being.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 07:03

( ß -ß) I went to sleep at a reasonable hour for the first time in weeks, only for my slumber to be interrupted by some goddamn big spider on my face.

( ß -ß) Like, not jungle spider big, but daaaaaaaaaaamn

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 08:13

( ß -ß) People still equate sex with love in this day and age.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 09:28

( ß -ß) People still believe in a creator god in this day and age.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6870 20:58

( ß -ß) People still believe there isn't a creator god in this day and age.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 23:44

( ß -ß) Sadness endures.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 06:35

( ß -ß) the shitposting thread seems to be really popular

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:56

( ß -ß) Dreaming about a lover who is far away. (whoever said this in the happy thead, I'll never understand you)

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 07:57

( ß -ß) >>60

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 10:31

>>62
( ß -ß) but shiptoasting is so addictive.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 12:15

>>63
( ˃ „D˂) FIGHT IT! MAKE GOOD POSTS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

( ß -ß) Being off-topic.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 13:53

( ß -ß) >>61 At least you have a lover.
( ß -ß) Dreaming about a lover who is nonexistent.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:26

>>61,65
( ß ƒŽß) No need to dream or pine, just do as I did and find happiness with a fictional lover!
( ß -ß) But boy does that screen ever get in the way of our makeout sessions.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 14:29

OBVSLY, >>66 is Kugelmass, a professor of Humanities at City College...

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:10

( ß -ß) I will never be able to meet my waifu outside of dreams.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 19:20

( ß -ß) The woman I love's going to move in with the person she left me for.
( ß -ß) She makes it seem like she loves me still...

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:18

>>69
She probably has a jealousy fetish.
( ß -ß) That is actually a thing.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 20:45

>>70
Is this...
( ß -ß) Your thing?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6872 22:29

>>69

It seems to me she loves someone else more.
( ß -ß) Those feels...

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 01:52

( ß -ß) Today I learned a new word: "transethnicity".

( ß -ß) Today you probably learned that new word too and are going to want to punch me shortly after looking it up for teaching you that new word, and frankly I don't blame you.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:10

( ß -ß) Sad, slow violin music.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:00

( ß -ß) I'm transethnic

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:07

( ß -ß) Did you hear the one about the transsexual who wanted to be a nun?
( ß -ß) He was a transsister.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:14

>>73
Neither wiktionary.org nor dictionary.com seem to list this.

Is that why you said I would want to punch you after looking it up?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:19

>>73
It doesn't seem particularly popular, and I can't find a solid definition.

( ß -ß) But it's pretty self-explanatory, and I can see people seriously using it soon.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 02:06

>>77
( ß -ß) No. It is because it would involve going to some of the darkest depths of ▒▒▒blr.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 03:22

( ß -ß) I knew a guy once who pronounced "ethnicity" like "eth-ni-ti-city".
( ß -ß) He was a sociology professor.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 04:28

( ß -ß) Crumbs in my bed

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:34

( ß -ß) There's only a third of the pictures of Sabitsuki than there are my last waifu...

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:57

( ß - ß ) Child

(ß- ^ ) Sexual

( ß - ß ) Molestation

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 08:56

( ß -ß) The second season of Bakemonogatari. I don't want to watch an anime about an MC doing sexual things with every girl except his girlfriend.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 11:27

( ß -ß) Most recent anime I've seen are awful.
( ß -ß) That's not to say there wasn't awful anime in its golden age, and I'm sure there are a few gems now, but it's become so cheap and easy to make that it feels like a waste.
( ß -ß) And people like all these throwaway shows. They're the hot thing of the month. When really they're just the lowest common denominator of fanservice and moe to appeal to teenagers.

( ß -ß) The worst part is, there's no way to say such a sweeping statement without people stereotyping you as some sort of hipster.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:42

( ß ƒŽß) Being able not to care about what other people think of your high standards!
( ß -ß) It doesn't change the fact that there are only about two or three shows a year worth watching on average.
( ß -ß) There hasn't been one good show this year, and the summer season is not looking any better.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 14:40

( ß -ß) Despite >>85's claims, anime remains quite expensive to make for the majority of companies.
( ß -ß) And then people like Akemi Motoko claim outright that the American licensor market is the only one that matters for anime sales outside Japan.
( ß -ß) If you look at DVD prices on a per-episode basis for most anime sold in Europe and the US compared to those sold in Japan, it's hard to believe the creators even make anything from a Western DVD sale.
( ß -ß) Seriously, often complete box sets are sold in Europe for less than a three-episode DVD without any special features costs in Japan. And I'm not even talking about bootlegs.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:42

( ß -ß) It's not exactly that anime is any cheaper or easier to make now than it was in, say, 2005, when anime was produced digitally with Korean labor much like it is now.
( ß -ß) It's that the funding has pretty much dried up with the worldwide economic downturn, so they produce cheaper things like derivative formulaic moe shit.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:26

( ß -ß) I wish people would just fuck off when they're told too.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 17:00

( ß -ß) People mispelling words, possible intentionale.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 08:02

( ß -ß) My one and only close friend is miserable and there's nothing I can do to help.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 09:42

( ß -ß) Slow torrents

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:14

( ß -ß) Remorseless pirates who refuse to financially support the creators whose work they love, despite being able to afford it.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:21

( ß -ß) Visual novels that are unavailable in the US.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:01

( ß -ß) The combination of high heat and high humidity.
(Also, >>94, you can import software from Japan. If retailers won't ship abroad, just pay a company such as DankeDanke.com who will provide you with a Japanese address and forward it on to you for the cost of international shipping plus some extra cash. That, or make some friends in Japan willing to do the same for less.)

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 01:26

( ß -ß) Thinking you're the first person to have thought of something, then googling it and discovering someone else thought of it years before you.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 04:12

( ß -ß) Finding a picture of a cute girl only to find out she was your mother at your age.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:57

( ß -ß) My thread died.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 10:58

( ß -ß) Flatmates not going home for the weekend during this heatwave, so I can't even lounge about naked.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:52

( ß -ß) I am not sure if I feel more pain than most people and am super-badass stoic about it, or if everyone feels about as much pain and is super-badass stoic about it.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:55

( ß -ß) I didn't sleep tonight

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 14:02

>>101
( ß -ß) I didn't sleep tonight either, as I'm not a time traveller. I did sleep last night, but am still quite sleepy. Not sure if that's due to insufficient sleep or the heat levels, or both.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:40

( ß -ß) Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 16:05

(* ß ₍-₎ ß) Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep. Can't eat. Stupid kid won't sleep.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 18:25

( ß -ß) That lovely website that formed a big part of my childhood.
( ß -ß) The one which I visited almost religiously, awaiting updates.
( ß -ß) It's dead and it isn't coming back.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:18

( ß -ß) I forgot about that party until three hours after it had started.
( ß -ß) By the time I had gotten all dressed up and ready to go, there were no buses to the party venue anymore.
( ß -ß) At the risk of sounding like an image macro: feels bad, man.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:23

( ß -ß) Whoops, I seem to have ended up falling in love with him.

( ß -ß) This is only a sad post because I've really messed up and I'm afraid that I might have lost him forever. Not giving up just yet, though.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:04

( ß -ß) I tried to remain empirical by telling her I had no opinion either way as to whether she was a whore, but she took that negatively.
( ß -ß) I only have myself to blame.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 00:30

( ß -ß) Sluts.

>>108
She's only objectively a whore if she has sex for money.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:57

( ß -ß) I'm going to be empty for the rest of my life. Nothing can fill this hole inside me.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:01

( ß -ß) My ex-girlfriend posting about her new girlfriend on /dqn/.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:16

( ß -ß) The light bulb in my lamp died.
( ß -ß) Replacing fluorescent bulbs is expensive.

>>111 I think if my ex went to the same places on the internet I went to, I'd stop going for a while. Unless you're like, a cuckold, or something.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 05:23

>>112
( ß -ß) I don't want to quit DQN, it's my favorite website.
( ß -ß) I don't want to hear about that other stuff either though.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:34

( ß -ß) My website is coming up on a 9th anniversary.

( ß -ß) I keep telling myself I'm going to do something with it some day, but realistically...

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 10:16

( ß -ß) I woke up at 3 and none of my friends are online

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 10:48

( ß -ß) My plastic honey bottle has sprung a small leak sometime after I put it in a hot water bath last week in order to re-liquefy the crystallized honey. No matter which way up I put it on the shelf, it always seems to stand in a small puddle of honey the next day. And yet I can't find any holes oozing honey when I squeeze it.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:02

( ß -ß) Humidity.
( ß -ß) Again.

>>111 That must be awkward! I have this ex who lurks all the same sites and boards and IRC channels as I do, and despite being dumped still hangs out on them. It is so weird.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 12:12

( ß -ß) I was going to wait until I could see my friend to admit that I've had a crush on them for a while, but they just got together with someone else.
( ß -ß) If their trip hadn't been postponed this might not have happened, and now I feel really stupid for not acting on my feelings sooner.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:16

( ß -ß) powdered mashed potatoes in the cupboard for three years

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 14:43

( ß -ß) raw beef left in a Tupperware box in the fridge for a month

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 15:46

( ß -ß) I am the only one posting in /nihongo/ since over three days ago.
( ß -ß) So ronery.

122 Name: •Ä’j : 1993-09-6878 18:07

HELLO >>121
I AM HAPPY YANKEE

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:09

( ß -ß) If you are bound and determined to be unhappy, you will succeed.
( ß -ß) But there is no such guarantee for happiness.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 18:30

( ß -ß) Writing a bunch of crap in C for a microcontroller - realize I was in French-English mode and all the symbols are wrong.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 18:04

( ß -ß) Getting fed up less than a minute after starting to clean the room.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:19

( ß -ß) Menstruation

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 00:21

( ß -ß) Living life in 3D

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:21

( ß -ß) Your best friend is only using you for sex.
( ß -ß) You are pathetic.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:46

( ß -ß) I don't have a best friend.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:47

( ß -ß) Being worried that someone you care about might commit suicide.

( ß °ß) I'll love you, okay?

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 02:48

>>128
( ß -ß) I suppose "best friend" should include quotation marks.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 06:38

( ß -ß) Going to bed fervently hoping that I don't wake up.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:20

( ß -ß) Admins deleting your posts on websites.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 10:36

( ß -ß) Guacamole that does not contain any garlic.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 11:46

( ß -ß) Editing my Google+ profile, I noticed the bit saying "Looking for: Who are you looking for?" They neither offered a tickybox for "Sarah Connor" nor allowed write-in answers, though, so I had to leave it blank.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:51

( ß -ß) I will never be able to own a pet catgirl.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:35

( ß -ß) Nobody's started a new post happy things thread yet.

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