[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (767)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7357 02:37

>>391

When I worked at Microsoft, that happened so often I stopped using the company restrooms.

Seriously, it seemed like some people insist on holding up a week's worth of shit for one massive toilet plugger of a dump.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7359 10:46

( ゚ -゚) Having an itch which would cause immense pain to scratch, because it is directly next to a wound

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 03:55

( ゚ -゚) There's no point to my life. I have career goals, but no personal goals whatsoever. A good relationship, love, having children - I don't see myself doing any of that stuff. But everyone says that's the whole reason to live. I don't understand that.

Also, I'm constipated

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 09:56

( ゚ -゚) This exists.

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 14:47

( ゚ -゚) Now I want that product.

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7360 15:18

>>395
Same. Only my career goals are unachievable.
The idea of being in a normal relationship is something that my brain automatically rejects. I couldn't possibly be part of any social activity the way normals interpret that. I would be pretending I was someone else and I can't do that.

Why am I sitting in a terminal?

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7362 03:57

( ゚ -゚) Getting my hankies mixed up and blowing my nose on the one that's full of jizz.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7366 21:46

( ゚ -゚) Finding a promising-looking and ostensibly open-source program only to see that it requires .SHIT Network.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 19:53

( ゚ -゚) Porn with crappy dubbed audio.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7408 21:48

( ゚ -゚) Porn without crappy dubbed audio.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7419 14:38

( ゚ -゚) The number of porn flicks with "anal" in the title that are actually gangbangs.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 14:16

( ゚ -゚) Missing the cable airing of my favourite Christmas movie and having to wait a whole year before it's appropriate to watch it again..

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7421 18:35

>>404
Watch it in on New Year like all Russians do or even wait until Orthodox Christmas which is a bit later!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7430 18:36

( ゚ -゚) I'm constipooted again.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:05

( ゚ -゚) Having a fetish for lipstick and only finding "lipstick lesbian" bullshit when trying to find relevant porn.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7449 22:06

( ゚ -゚) Having a fetish for lesbians while being a straight male.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:24

( ゚ -゚) American women.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7452 22:33

( ゚ -゚) Women.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 10:24

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 20:23

( ゚ -゚) Being a lipstick lesbian and having a fetish for >>407 but not >>408

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 07:06

( ゚ -゚) It can be demonstrated via the pigeonhole principle and reasonable estimates of an upper limit that there is without a doubt at least one other person out there with the exact same number of hairs on their head out there as me, and via basic statistics that it is highly unlikely there aren't more. So much for being a special snowflake.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 03:30

( ゚ -゚) The daddy-longlegs in my shower is gone, and in its place are sewer fly larvae. Hate those bastards. And they couldn't care less about urine.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 00:41

( ゚ -゚) My captcha; sadman.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 13:28

( ゚ -゚) Shooting a big hot jizz load that on closer inspection is all yellowish and gelatinous rather than creamy white.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 15:50

( ゚ -゚) Whenever I try to paste some AA from elsewhere onto this board, it comes out retarded. Setting "text art" only makes it even more retarded.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 00:25

( ゚ -゚) Getting b& from your favourite imageboard.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 00:32

( ゚ -゚) My airbed sprung a leak and I woke up on the floor.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 04:56

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which never existed.

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 19:49

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which no longer exists.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:27

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something which was thought to have been lost forever, only to be resurrected and it's not actually that nice.

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7595 22:31

( ゚ -゚) Having painful nostalgia for something you haven't experienced. For me, this is the early internet age, along with the rise of text/imageboards.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7596 00:30

( ゚ -゚) Billionaire girl fell into a bit of a dip and then it was bad for a while and then it was NTR and then the ending was stupid.

<sage>
>>423 the only thing you missed was muds with actual player bases.
</sage>

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 02:59

( ゚ -゚) Having pain in my prostate after jizzing.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7614 10:05

( ゚ -゚) Being unable to read sappy yuri manga due to my parents being in the room.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7615 01:05

( ゚ -゚) Crapping coprolites from my constipated colon.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7618 17:59

( ゚ -゚) Seeing someone with the username "Hetero Erectus" and wishing I'd thought of that.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7666 17:15

( ゚ -゚) Cwen's Quest hasn't updated in over a year.

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 19:16

( ゚ -゚) Sitting quietly on my chair when suddenly a spider on its thread descends from the ceiling, moving directly towards my crotch.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7721 08:52

( ゚ -゚) Getting poop on my hand when I wipe my bum.

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 17:30

( ゚ -゚) Being the only person who posts in this thread any more.

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 03:45

( ゚ -゚) Gensokyo isn't real

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 08:44

aaaa

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 18:25

( ゚ -゚) >>434 is crying again.

( ゚ -゚)

( ゚ -゚) Big baby.

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 19:48

( ゚ -゚) Thinking of a snarky response to a thread after passing it by and then being unable to re-locate the thread in question.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 12:06

( ゚ -゚) Being the only ugly one amongst your friends

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7734 23:59

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 06:42

( ゚ -゚) Realizing that the company you work for has employed far more persons who turned out to be serial killers than is statistically likely.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7755 03:03

( ゚ -゚) The icons for GameFAQs and Gelbooru are too similar and it's confusing me.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 14:57

( ゚ -゚) My jaw muscle cramped up again.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 23:14

( ゚ -゚) I'm still in love with a girl that I used to be friends with and I can't move on.

( ゚ -゚) I know that nothing will come out of it and I don't want it to since I don't want to betray my 2D beliefs, and don't want to accept things as they are now when they could've been so much better.

( ゚ -゚) I still can't let go and I hate it.

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 16:13

  Λ__Λ
 ( ゚ m゚) I'm not into the whole posting unhappy things thing.
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444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 16:15

( ゚ -゚) Ape has killed ape.

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 19:26

( ゚ -゚) Ant has killed ant.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 20:01

( ゚ -゚) People hating on the Great Grape Ape.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 20:50

( ゚ -゚) The Shadout Mapes.

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7887 21:25

( ゚ -゚) What is the Western term for herbivore man? I think it applies to me.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7891 23:24

( ゚ -゚) Loser. That's the word.

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7892 08:24

( ゚ -゚) Masturbating to completion and still being unsatisfied but too tired to do it again.

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 00:39

( ゚ -゚) A poor little insect got pissed on by a Duke Nukem impersonator in the shower.

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7914 09:23

( ゚ -゚) Britney Spears urinated on a ladybug in the woods.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 04:14

( ゚ -゚) My Fleshlight smells kind of funny despite my best efforts to keep it clean.

( ゚ -゚) It's not even a butthole-like smell to go with the butthole shape, either.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:06

( ゚ -゚) Ladybugs in Japan actually bite.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:12

( ゚ -゚) This thread has 454 posts

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:45

( ゚ -゚) Porn flicks that have a narrator.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7962 19:02

( ゚ -゚) People like >>93 exist.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 15:22

( ゚ -゚) >>93 won't use the lotion on its skin, even when its told.

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 19:54

( ゚ -゚) Greece ran out of other people's money.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 01:14

( ゚ -゚) The lasting ache of masturbatory penis injuries.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 05:29

( ゚ -゚) I'm still alive.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 21:44

( ゚ -゚) You're still alive.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:05

( ゚ -゚) He's still alive.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 02:25

( ゚ -゚) She's still alive. Damn her black heart.

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:06

( ゚ -゚) Downloading H-anime after seeing a clip of an interesting scene, but the scene in the clip was the only good one.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 22:07

>>465 I know that feel bro.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:02

( ゚ -゚) I'm still me.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8018 21:42

( ゚ -゚) I'm still here.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 11:06

( ゚ -゚) I am downloading an MMO.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8019 12:50

( ゚ -゚) I am hyped for a good MMO
( ゚ -゚) Because I believe one will come this year
( ゚ -゚) I mean WoW is crashing down
( ゚ -゚) ...

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 01:03

( ゚ -゚) MMO
( ゚ -゚) "good"
( ゚ -゚) Choose one, pl0x.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8020 11:51

( ゚ -゚) Sunvox advertises itself as running on a lot of devices, but some of the example songs don't run even on a netbook.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 00:06

( ゚ -゚) I >upgraded to Windows 10 and now all these faces on DQN aren't displaying. All I see is boxes.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:19

( ゚ -゚) I'm remembering all the embarrassing stuff I did years ago.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 01:27

>>473
( ゚ ー゚) It worked fine for me!

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 15:34

>>473

( ゚-゚) Download Mona Font

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:01

( ゚ -゚) Someone, somewhere, is using microsoft windows.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 17:07

>>477
( ゚ -゚) someone, somewhere is complaining about using microsoft windows.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8024 18:14

>>477
( ゚ -゚) Somewhere, someone has a huge superiority complex because they don't use Microsoft Windows.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 10:50

( ゚ -゚) starting to play an MMO, then realizing you may as well be playing a single player game because you have no friends to play with.

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 11:04

( ゚ -゚) Being mean to a pet because you're in a bad mood, then feeling bad about it when they still come back demanding affection.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8027 14:39

>>480
( ゚ -゚)Realizing that MMO's have been taken over by those fancy "instances" and raid zone things

( ゚ -゚)Realizing they're just single player games

( ゚ -゚)Realizing you should quit while you can

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 01:24

( ゚ -゚) Posting an ugly picture to try to annoy people on an imageboard and then feeling queasy at the sight of it myself.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 05:02

( ゚ -゚) I broke my hand and it really hurts and I broke it because I lost my temper and I don't like myself fro it.
( -_-) It took a really long time to type this.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8029 23:36

( ゚ -゚) Fonts where I have to highlight "PomPyro" to assure myself that it doesn't say "PornPyro".

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 00:23

( ゚ -゚) people lusting after DQNcoins

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 04:59

( ゚ -゚) Spending $15 to purchase a device that does X and, when it breaks down after a decade of hard use, finding out that it is no longer manufactured, and that the cheapest device that does X nowadays costs $95 because it also does Y, Z, and W, none of which I want or will ever use.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that the cheapest device that does X as well as my old device costs more like $200.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that those devices have a battery life half as long as I am accustomed to because they also do Y', Z', and W', none of which I want or will ever use.

( ゚ -゚) Finding out that used copies of my old device are entirely in the hands of scalpers, who now price them at $95.

( ゚ -゚) Trying to teach myself how to solder.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 06:44

>>487
( ゚ ー゚) Soldering is kind of fun, though.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 12:02

( ゚ -゚) Dead pixels on a monitor I bought only two weeks ago.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 16:14

>>489
( ゚ -゚) getting dead pixels on a laptop computer immediately after the warranty ends.

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 17:54

( ゚ -゚) Seeing an otherwise hot girl but she has one of those nose piercings that someone once aptly described as "metal boogers".

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8030 18:30

( ゚ -゚) Piercings are repulsive, and I include traditional lobe piercings in that estimation.

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