[Misery] ( ゚ -゚) Post unhappy things... [Part 3] (767)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6859 17:45

( ゚ -゚) We're approaching 2,000 unhappy posts.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8483 00:55

( ゚ -゚) I just found out Che was a racist psychopath who liked to watch executions from his office so much he removed the outer wall to get a better view.

( ゚ -゚) That's like 14 of my favorite t-shirts ruined.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:15

( ゚ -゚) Hillary will never be president.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 20:29

>>593 As a Cuban I'm pretty much obliged to hate you for liking Che in the first place

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8525 22:09

( ゚ -゚) >>595 hates me.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 19:26

( ゚ -゚) Disappearing comments sections on the World Wide Web will probably be replaced by decentralized annotation platforms one day, where we will further exacerbate all current problems with comments sections on the World Wide Web.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 20:01

>>597
You mean like Digg or Reddit?

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8596 21:51

>>598
More like those browser plugins that let you draw dicks on people's portraits.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8597 06:50

>>598

> decentralized

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8632 17:26

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602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8651 02:02

( ゚ -゚) the sensation of vomit not quite reaching my mouth yet scorching the back of my tonsils.

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8652 22:05

( ゚ -゚) Somehow >>593-san didn't know Che was a cunt in the first place.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 02:30

( ゚ -゚) the gorilla was shot

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8653 03:42

( ゚ -゚) happiness and love are simply things that other people experience

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8668 07:59

( ゚ -゚) When you have a half-chub and have to choose between hitting the rim or resting it on the seat.

607 Name: ­ : 1993-09-8668 14:05

one time when i was 3....my spaghetti fell off the table

feels bad man

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 12:15

( ゚ -゚) some people didn't like the positive message of ugandan knuckles so instead they memed their disgusting scat fetish.

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 15:38

>>606
there's no need to sit so far forwards

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8901 23:41

>>609
ttps://gfycat.com/RaggedBossyAvocet
( ゚ -゚) I picked the wrong industry.
( ゚ ー゚)

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8903 02:25

( ゚ -゚) The inevitable.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 10:08

not good at anything

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 21:53

>>609
Not all toilets are as big as yours.

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8904 22:05

You will never be 2D

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 06:54

Read this if you are dumb.

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8905 08:47

( ゚ -゚) The invisible.

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8907 07:06

( ゚ -゚) Your past.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:53

( ゚ -゚) Your future.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 00:58

Your present.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8911 01:40

( ゚ -゚) those days are never coming back.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 16:34

( ゚ -゚) I went to apply for a job, but Punctual Gomez got there first.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8912 20:25

You must have been late.

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8913 00:47

( ˃ Д˂) OH GOLLY FUCKING GEE YOU THINK SO I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8914 03:37

>>615
Joke's on you, I can't read

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8915 03:24

( ゚ -゚) Rampant illiteracy.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 04:38

( ゚ -゚) didn't go to the right school because my awful parents hid my acceptance letter at a critical time, and at the time their awful parenting made it so I wouldn't fight that
( ゚ -゚) 9 years bouncing around schools because i didn't go to the right one so I was so depressed I didn't get good grades and my prospects of transferring were bad because of that
( ゚ -゚) didn't get any scholarships i applied to
( ゚ -゚) three straight fucken years of job hunting as of now
( ゚ -゚) old friends getting along with their lives or are toxic people not worth staying in touch with, not that i made many anyway
( ゚ -゚) the only thing keeping me alive is vidya

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8919 06:27

( ゚ -゚) i did the things people said was the right things to do
( ゚ -゚) all that got me was a shitload of knowledge i can't use, living at my parents' and complaining at every group of internet strangers i can think of
( ゚ -゚) i haven't been on a date in 13 years
( ゚ -゚) i'm years and years behind where i should be
( ゚ -゚) all that whiz-kid shit "you can play 3 instruments and speak 6 languages and you're going into computers and people you talk to like you" stops being cute around age 15 or so, by age 30 that's kind of pathetic because you haven't really gat gud at anything
( ゚ -゚) people have been "praying for me" this whole time. if this is god's idea of helping me out, there must've been some serious cosmic shit headed my way
( ゚ -゚) if any of you guys are headed towards a life like mine, i wouldn't even be able to tell you how to stop it
( ゚ -゚) don't wish me well, i guess, that shit doesn't seem to be working anyway. go feed a cat or something.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8920 03:14

>>626, >>627
( ゚ -゚) wah.

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8922 11:19

>>626
>>627

( ゚ -゚) These posts sucked.

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8932 17:14

>>628,629
( ゚ -゚) I am unhappy to hear it?

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8953 19:45

( ゚ -゚) Perceptible update delay caused by printf

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8954 17:42

( ゚ -゚) Walking alone through the snowstorm with torn up shoes.
( ゚ -゚) My feet are soaked and cold, and I'm listening to Hotel Books.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:33

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:43

"blat"

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 18:49

Being German is illegal

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8955 20:06

( ゚ -゚) Those Somalis just don't get how to be Minnesotan at all.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 14:11

( ゚ -゚) Update to Unity caused a bunch of new bugs in my game for me.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8962 14:47

If you sign up,
You can earn $1,000,000 too.
http://goo.gl/YLysV3

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 09:01

When backpage is removed!

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8993 13:07

( ゚ -゚) No girlfriend

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8994 01:46

( ゚ -゚) Jake and Amir's end

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8998 22:53

( ˃ Д˂) myyYYYY LLLIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9004 06:11

>>642
I kind of want to see Jake and Amir's start now

( ゚ -゚) Can't find any reason to sleep or fix my sleep schedule itself

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:42

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:42

>>645

>.ru

I ain't clickin' dat

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 21:45

don't even try. you will fail.

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9009 22:28

What right have you to spy into my affairs?

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9010 03:15

I just really wanted to see Jake and Amir

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 13:43

( ゚ -゚) this is the first month where I'm closer to 30 than to 18.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9104 20:51

>>650
I've been there for 2 years, nothing changes. Well, I've gained about 6 pounds, but that's my own fault.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9173 20:58

>>647
( ゚ ヮ゚) Went for the kiss!
( ゚ -゚) She turned me down.

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 04:18

>>650
( ゚ -゚) Less than fifteen months until I unlock my wizard powers.
Do I acquire bonus abilities for never having worked a single day in my pitifully pathetic life?

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 12:15

>>653
( ゚ -゚) I performed that rite perfectly, but it turns out magic is fake as shit.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9174 17:11

( ゚ ヮ゚) Magic is real
( ゚ -゚) but it doesn't work on you

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 13:41

>>655
Dunno, GAY MAGIC seems to work fine on me.
( ゚ -゚)....

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9175 14:32

>>655-656
( ゚ -゚) Sorry about that, I was really talking about wizard powers, not GAY MAGIC, meme magic, and Some Sort of Christian Magic*

*a meme so old, forced, and short-lived that by the numbers it may as well not exist as far as Google cares

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9178 03:53

( ゚ -゚) tfwywn bang a cute witch in a lab coat

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9180 03:46

Shit, that was meant to go in the Wikipedia thread. Can I get a re-do?

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9182 17:22

( ゚ ヮ゚) Adorable girl always wants to cuddle with me
( ゚ -゚) She has a boyfriend and I'm too much of an idiot to do anything

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9183 18:11

>>661
Tell her to get rid of it otherwise you're basically a cuckold.

( ゚ -゚) Generally permanently unhappy lately without really knowing why

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9202 16:41

( ゚ -゚) Barkley 2 is never coming

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9203 21:32

( ゚ -゚) Almost all Elvis impersonators impersonate old-and-fat Elvis.
( ゚ -゚) Not very many guys are as pretty as young Elvis.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9215 18:32

( ゚ -゚) There's always something else.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9244 19:35

( ゚ -゚) At this point I'm pretty much only around to see what happens when the 10000th comes around.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9267 14:59

( ゚ -゚) The thread isn't at a funny number anymore.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 11:51

( ゚ -゚) >>666 isn't enjoying himself TO THE MAX

captcha: pish indeed

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 13:00

( ゚ -゚) nothing is funny anymore

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9268 22:36

>>669
( ゚ -゚) And yet we remain here, conducting funnybuisness for eachother.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 07:53

( ゚ -゚) My phone is barely capable of running F/GO
( ゚ -゚) (mildly conflicting things)

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 05:41

( ゚ -゚) I don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9277 07:38

( ゚ -゚) Liru is no longer the alpha and the omega.

674 This post sucked.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 18:55

( ゚ -゚) I regularly think shooting myself with the gun that I keep on my hip isn't hard.
( ゚ -゚) Video games are the only thing in life that I life for.
( ゚ -゚) Unfortunately I can't play games I have not experienced yet if I'm dead.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 20:39

Why do you have a gun in your hip? Are you the Robocop?
( ゚ -゚) How come I'm not the Robocop?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 13:44

( ゚ -゚) came across my psych eval from when i was 16
( ゚ -゚) my teachers told them to look for abuse
( ゚ -゚) they looked for ADHD instead

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 04:24

( ゚ -゚) normal people act like i'm really insensitive, but it's the opposite. i can see the pain in their eyes every time i'm around.
( ゚ -゚) the very kind would never understand.
( ゚ -゚) the bullies, on the other hand... they know.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 15:21

( ゚ -゚) The Chinese government has facial recognition cameras everywhere.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) Can't work, though. They all look alike.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 21:20

( ゚ -゚) the thing a man is best at, his truest talent, may not be valuable enough that it is wanted in the world
( ゚ -゚) and he may be completely eclipsed by someone else who does it better such that there is no point to his existence

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 18:58

( ゚ -゚) Flooding the toilet again.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 15:50

( ゚ -゚) <- me
( ゚ -゚) <- still misses having permission to access /img/ on this server (also me)
( ゚ -゚) <- misses Liru being the alpha and the omega (that other guy, but also me as well)

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:13

( ゚ -゚) Valentine's day...

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 20:46

( ゚ -゚) This unappetizing, poorly presented image of a chocolate-marshmallow pizza, on this day represents my disgust at something sweet and beautiful that has been forever denied me

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:14

>>681
( ゚ -゚) Not having enough time and money to install one that is much better.
( ゚ -゚) Having to use a weak toilet at someone else's house.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 23:28

( ゚ -゚) My workplace banned this website for a couple of days

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 12:31

( ゚ -゚) Eisegetes gonna eisegete.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 02:07

( ゚ -゚) under no circumstance whatsoever are you to believe a single word my mother says about me.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 02:12

( ゚ -゚) Greetings from Depreschan. Come visit us, if you'd like.

( ゚ -゚) The mere idea of attempting to start a new imageboard or textboard in 1993 is itself pretty depressing.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 05:51

funerals fucking suck

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 05:52

( ゚ -゚) I feel like I was created to be a machine made to receive pain.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 09:59

I thought they went away after I took the medicine, but guess what part of my body started itching again yesterday??

I swear to God the meat was cooked, too...

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