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チルノフ
ＡＶ女優，麻生希のイメージビデオ。
完璧なお嬢様顔で，高身長のスタイル抜群のボディー。
「今更，イメージビデオを出しても，興奮しないや」と思いきや，
一線級のアイドル顔負けの可愛らしさで，しかも，超小顔！！
そして，露出が多い奇抜なデザインの衣装などでセクシーをふりまく姿は，魅せられます。
でも，おとなしめのイメージビデオなので，不満です。
ＡＶ女優なんだから，エロエロで見せて欲しかった。
fastigiate
Pluto has to be a planet. if its too small to be a planet, then midgets are too small to be human.
The character system in Fallout is called the SPECIAL system, and it is practically identical - although there are some additions and minor changes - to the system in Fallout, which also used SPECIAL.
Yuko Ninomiya e-hentai
YUKO NINOMIYA is a worst woman who forgets to be a teacher and is devoted to an indecent act with student in a classroom. It gets excited by the body with elasticity that seems to be delicious. It is 100% badness of YUKO though it is students that touched. It is female teacher's obligation that the body is offered to the young students questioning in sensitivity to let an ill feeling dissolve. It is necessary to be likely to reeducate it far from teaching to students. Such an ignorant female teacher does not need to be teacher! Let her become the plaything of all the campuses as a genital toilet. YUKO orders two students whom a class manner has bad to do a detention after school and is going to investigate a feeling that she may be despised of students. It is only a body that students are interesting in though they had goodwill in YUKO. She is immediately affected and made to take off clothes. YUKO is made taking off stocking and is made open leg pose on the teacher's desk. YUKO is just a woman despite a teacher and cannot oppose if she is affected by the two men. She is made taking off the panty and finger fuck is made. The clitoris is stimulated, too and she is made acme with loud pant voice. It is the lowest female teacher to get the acme by the finger fuck of the student. And, the cock is thrown and she is made fellatio. There is already no look of the teacher on a miserable face in double fellatio and expression from which cock is pierced to interior of throat. Then cock inserted at standing back posture. YUKO is posed at next bending posture and eyes are hollow. The joy juice that becomes cloudy is gushed and she ejaculates. YUKO is made to go into convulsions the whole body and is made acme. Immediately after, piston is done at missionary posture and she faints in agony. The clitoris is groped while being inserted at bending & side posture and the whole body is gone into convulsions, and she is made acme again. And then vaginal cum shot is made at side posture. Immediately after, second cock inserted. The fucking while continue deep kiss is so obscene. And, semen is injected. The whole body of YUKO goes into convulsions, too. And she feels it in peels off white of the eye. After the fact, another student show up and tries to throw in the cock to mouth of YUKO in an excited state of mind. The stupefied YUKO licks the cock as it is. Students made the mouthful cum shot one after another after they made YUKO suck the cock severely. The semen of four totals hits in mouth of YUKO directly. Students compel all the poured semen to be drunk up after cock immediately after the ejaculation is sucked and cleaning fellatio is made. They do what wants to do. Just after that, teachers enter the classroom and are greatly astonished to see YUKO who is covered with semen, and is dead tired. YUKO who is left there is taken out from the classroom and taken to head teacher though students flee immediately. Teachers fuss over to the situation of sex with the student in the classroom. It immediately questions about YUKO closely and the responsibility is pursued. YUKO cannot answer straight by the shock of continuous vaginal cum shot & mouthful cum shot. As results, it made it to the thing that YUKO had one-sidedly invited students. YUKO is immediately groped body as reeducating is necessary for a shameless teacher. The clitoris is stimulated by the finger in the open leg pose after she is made taking off socks and the pant
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When you hear someone say "We all need to take care of each other", what they're really saying is "I want someone to take care of me". Socialism is the creed of the deluded, the lazy, the timid, the dull, and the inept. People who desire it are either children or adults with the minds of children. Socialism in whatever guise is not just a silly ideology; it’s an impossible ideology. It violates the principle of ex nihilo nihil fit (nothing comes from nothing). You cannot draw more energy out of a system than you put into it. Socialism whispers sweet nothings into the ears of the dullards, but reality speaks more bluntly: “If you don’t work, you don’t eat.” And reality always wins. Always.
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hello, i am a student doing hairdressing at collage in my second year, and i am looking to gain some salon experance. I am not fussy about how many hours i can do as any amount is better than none amd would help me bilut up a port folio.I am also away to do a barbering course in febuary as well.
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rpmbuild -bb --with baseonly --with firmware --without debuginfo \
--target=uname -m kernel.spec
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[SKILL:1:FORGE_ARMOR:5]
[SKILL:1:PERSUASION:1]
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[SKILL:1:LEADERSHIP:1]
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[SKILL:2:FORGE_WEAPON:4]
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[SKILL:2:SURGERY:1]
[SKILL:2:SET_BONE:1]
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[SKILL:3:WOODCUTTING:1]
[SKILL:3:CARPENTRY:1]
[SKILL:4:BREWING:3]
[SKILL:4:PLANT:5]
[SKILL:4:FORGE_ARMOR:1]
[SKILL:5:COOK:2]
[SKILL:5:PLANT:5]
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[SKILL:6:METALCRAFT:5]
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[ITEM:5:SEEDS:NONE:PLANT_MAT:GRASS_TAIL_PIG:SEED]
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Patrick Don´t waste your time on your spirituality, you can´t make money with that, my friends are laughing at me because you are focusing upon something that isn´t intelligent. Nobody wants to hear this shit anyway, patrick come on come back to reality... You need to do something meaningful to society, this shit is just fantasy, blablabla, now motherfuckers see anything I touch and Intent becomes REAL no matter if its Patrick Jumpen, Occult Teachings, The Star Within. You simply do not HAVE THE FUCKING INTELLIGENCE TO RECOGNISE A FUCKING INCARNATION LOL.
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MAIN EVENT: I QUIT/MAIN EVENT: CAGE
Preach to me about morals? Do as I say and not as I do. No More? Yeah,
we'll all say no more. No More Steve!
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I ran my computer's headphone output through my guitar effects pedal board. For the last hour, I have been adding various combinations of effects to porn videos. I started out working the pedals with my feet, using the mouse with one hand, and masturbating with the other, but now I'm not even masturbating, I'm just laughing hysterically while choosing random porn videos and tweaking the various combinations of delay, reverb, flanger, phaser, fuzz, tremolo, and tape echo, as well as looping various random segments. I was just starting to calm down and wipe the tears from my eyes when I realized my SP-404 has a pitch shifting effect.
I have never been so happy.
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Another fun thing to do I have found by accident is to dub porn sounds over random videos, or vice versa. I did this by accident with pokemon and found it very amusing.
Also, you should consider recording the results and contributing them to VIPTRONIX as ringtones or full tracks...
Just had to post this somewhere. Quicksand porn: http://www.quicksandvisuals.com/videos.html
this wasn't what i originally had on my clipboard but i had to preserve it for the ages
集めればいいんだろ
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Interesting times, yesterday I learned how to use bird feathers to increase the magnetic receptivity of my brain. Very very interesting because this gives me the TELEPATHY SIDDHI. When a bitch is thinking about me I feel it, i sense it, I fantasize about it and I dream it. Then I go to the woman and play out what she thinks HAHA. Major Siddhar developments going on since 2 days. Krishna ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS.
Wow. They really don't get it.
I just heard from Demand Progress that pro-NSA forces in Congress are pushing for a new senate version of CISPA! AGAIN!
CISPA is the terrible anti-privacy bill that would allow, even encourage, corporations to share your private data with the government (including the NSA) and face no legal backlash for doing so.
Tell your Senators, no new CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
It's absurd that they should introduce an anti-privacy bill at a time when Americans are already loudly voicing their opposition to the NSA's invasive mass surveillance programs.
CISPA would make it even easier for them to spy on us. Click here to tell your Senators to oppose CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
The pro-NSA legislators pushing this bill want to grant legal immunity to corporations that share your data with the federal government. They're trying to cover their tracks. We can't let them.
Tell your Senators, NO CISPA: http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/CISPA_r3/?referring_akid=2330.2292341.1OlRPr&source=taf
Thanks.
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looking for a funny sneeze comic
a comic something like every time i sneeze i turn into a girl with a dick, and then another sneeze it something else and the last one is i turn into a fridge with a dick.
>>457
I was actually thinking of someone on here once saying that LFS stood for something vulgar about "horse penis up your butt" in Hungarian or something. Though he could have just been making that up.
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Oct 22, 03 at 1:27am ^re: Voice Samples
AS long as there KOF songs I will be ok with it. I sometimes download diddo and Korn songs from the net and listen to them every day.
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Ugh, you know that track "Sandstorm"? The one by Darude? I fucking hate that track.
A few nights ago, I was doing a set for this "rave" (believe me, I rolled my eyes hard at that description) for this stupid pre-finals bullshit thing that some high school on the rich side of town was holding. Since it was a "rave", I actually brought proper breakbeat hardcore, some bleep-and-bass, some 90s cheese techno shite, and some other happy hardcore-ish stuff.
The little fucks would not take it.
I kept getting these little rich cunts coming up to me in the middle of the set demanding that I play some Tiesto, some Deadmau5, and a bunch of other (probably) club-friendly shite that I couldn't identify. Then, it got even worse.
This little fucker had the nerve to ask me to play "Sandstorm". I said, "Sandstorm?" She replied, "Yeah, by Darude. Y'know, Sandstorm." I figured telling her that I didn't have that song would shut her up. I was wrong.
Ten minutes later, she returned. In her hand, she had a goddamn copy of Sandstorm on CD. Yes, she had the actual single on CD. Now, I was playing on vinyl turntables, so obviously that wasn't going to work. I explained this to her.
She just would not get it.
She kept demanding that I stop my set right in the fucking middle, right after I got everything all perfectly beatmatched, and throw the fucking CD on the turntable. She even had the gall to attempt to grab the tonearm on one of the turntables.
Finally, I had enough. I turned both turntables off, unplugged the mixer, and demanded that the lights be turned on. I turned to her, took a deep breath, and yelled right in her face, "No, I will not play 'Sandstorm', you little cunt! Stop fucking harassing me about it!"
She broke down crying and ran out of the gym. One of the faculty, who the fuck cares who, demanded that I leave immediately.
I got kicked out of the event without even getting my fee. This has taught me two things: a) Kids have no fucking taste in music and b) Get the organiser to pay up-front next time.
Also, I fucking hate "Sandstorm". That, and fucking punk kids who think that I'm their human jukebox.
hogfor ("seaworthy") Shortened to HG, then pronounced by Norwegian and Danish sailors as "hah gay".
I'm not entirely sure that intentionally going to a Carrot Top show is less embarrassing than knowing who Ron Jeremy is.
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und zeitlos geworden die vergangenheit
I never bought this book I don't know why it is showing up. Hope you did not charge me for this please check your records.
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2>> why
A terrified and good and not very rich engineer helped the bald programmer.
>> why
The devil made me do it.
>> why
For the love of the programmer.
Requiem, Rex Tremendae
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Aglais io
Possibility of human tetrachromats
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Gravity: Just another male theory that holds women down.
what is known as The Moment. How long it takes for a developer to experience The Moment is correlated with how closely they are to the metal. I'm not sure if it's the solder, the silicon, or the flux, but it seeps into your mind and slowly, but surely, The Moment will happen.
The project is going swimingly well. Smoother than normal, actually. The calm before the storm. Suddenly, abruptly, your device fails. Maybe you were there, maybe someone else reported it; neither makes it less mysterious. You brush it off with more important things to do. It happens again. Now it bothers you; top priority. You try for hours to make it happen consistently. No amount of tin foil, bunny ears, or interpretive dance will make it happen again. So you give up, you start steel plating the code. Paranoid error checking everywhere, setting variables twice, resetting, extra padding on all the timing parameters. PARANOIA. You code begins to look like a lunatic wrote it. But the bug never happens again. Your paranoia and double guessing fixed the problem.
The Moment! From then on, whenever something doesn't quite feel right with your projects, you start inserting strange, almost ritualistic incantations in your code. If anyone asks why you decided to sleep for 14.23ms instead of the prescribed 10ms, you just call them a devil and run away back to your ancient cross compiling GCC and make a sacrifice to the Upstream Gods.
I feel for the author. From that Moment on, his code will never be the same. His sanity, now left on the cutting room floor along with the trust he once had in Datasheets and Programming Manuals.
The woman was 45 years old with thick curly black hair that fell to her shoulders.
She stood 5 foot 6 inches tall and was an overweight 150lbs. Her 38D tits sagged
without the support of a bra and the rest of her measurements were a 30-inch waist
and 36-inch hips.
The two elves stared at the cunt juice that was running down the inside of her leg
from her hairy front hole as she snarled, "Right you little bastards, I want cock."
Out of nowhere I tackle you on the sidewalk, sitting on your neck.
The dress of my cirno cosplay riding up, the cellophane wings becoming crooked, I lower my balls into your mouth, the shaft of my penis resting against the side of your nose, pinching off one nostril.
You struggle for breath and resist at first, but eventually the salty taste is too haunting and you begin to lick it off of my scrotum, the back of your tongue relaxing enough to let a little air back into your windpipe.
Your lingual massages feel pleasant, but aren't really doing it for me. I use the nail of my index finger to lift the tip of my penis and drop it onto your right eye again and again. pat pata pat pata.
Each time that it glances off the side of your nose the negative pressure of your panting holds your nostril closed for a second longer than it strictly needs to.
Now that I'm hard, I start slowly rubbing the top of the shaft with my palm, pushing its soft underbelly onto your face as the taste slowly fades from my scrotum.
I change my wrist position to accommodate a faster rub and the underside of my penis begins to twitch, flexing and unflexing a series of sphincter muscles squeezing precum and then cum out onto your blapharoplastied eyelids.
You've always had a secret fetish for getting jizz in your eye so you make an effort to keep them open, but your eyelashes do their job and block my semen from entering.
I stand up, my penis already shrinking and receding into my body. The balls you'd grown to love retracting back up into my abdomen, ovulating, producing eggs you have no hope of ever fertilizing.
I fix my dress and step into the waiting limo, my muscular boyfriend welcoming me in nothing but green boxer briefs and striped gym socks.
"Did you have a good time?" he asks, tossing the cork from a champagne bottle out the still open door; knocking the jizm loose from your eyelashes as it impacts your cheek.
"Yeah..." I say, idly surprised at myself, inspecting a champagne flute for any dust or other particulates, "I had a good time."