Major internet firms summoned to porn meeting
>>800
Website's owners probably belong to that sort of people who confuse resolution and QUALITY.
Vicky Vette venerates with a sneering visage as a thick man sausage violates her vainglorious and vile, unfurling shitter.
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
A man comes into a bar.
No wait, it was a horse.
A man comes into a horse.
Hello Kitty no Ohanabatake
A,,,,,,A ,,,,,,∠ ﾞゞ ヾ,;' ゝ*・,,ω・)
>>808 I played some of the "Hello Jitty Kics Ass Translations" versions of her NES games, and all of them were good.
As a policeman I deal with rape victims on a daily basis,
Women really seem to trust me when I'm in a police uniform...
Maaaannnnnn THANKS yes I'm German Yes I'm 13 but my brother gave me this game i was 4 and i love it its so f*cking cool and hard i found it while i cleaned my room and play it the whole day and i love it today soooo much THANKS 5 STARS Thumbs UP FAVO!
translate into English as "caressable child" (or "wide-eyed barley")
凍る夜
こんっと☆ナインテイル
作詞/白鷺風羽 作曲・編曲/ようじょ 唄/白鷺風羽 イラスト/みゃけ
私はお狐さま ふりふり
しっぽは九つあって かわいいでしょ
妖怪なんていうけど ぷりぷり
そんなにこわくなんてないの(ほんとだよ！)
どろんちょ化けて さあイタズラしよ
目標あぶらあげへロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
ほら みて とりこになる
ときめきの技くらわせて
だましちゃおね
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
私は寂しがりよ もそもそ
ふつうの人にはどうも 見えないらしい
いたずらしちゃうけれど もじもじ
あの人と仲良くなりたい(シャイだけど↓)
少女に化けて さあ会いに行くの
目標あの彼へロックオン☆
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
これ だけ は隠せない><。
愛情こめたあぶらあげ
わたせるかな？
キツネしっぽふりふり(きゃん☆)
ううー、あぶらあげ、ちゃんとわたせるかなぁ。
なんて、弱気じゃだめだよねっ！
今日はかぁーいい女の子に化けて、絶対に好きっていうんだもんねっ
おめかし化けて 今日こそ告白
心のど真ん中へロックオンしちゃうよ！(ばきゅん☆)
ふりふり尻尾ゆらめかせ
きみ だけ が好きなのよ
返事の前にハグしちゃお
愛してるの
キツネしっぽふりふり(ちゅっ☆)
“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”
He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.
The second occasion was when filming on location at RAF Scampton, where Nigger and Gibson were to stroll through a group of RAF men waiting outside of a building for a briefing. The dog could not be persuaded to move off one spot, or even dragged past it on a leash. It later transpired that the spot was the site where the real Nigger had been buried, some 8 years before, whose gravestone had been temporarily removed for filming. In the end, the scene was filmed without the dog.
丸で
I just mı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ade you wipe your screen
>>823
Wow, you jerk. I want to wrestle you to the ground for this, because I had a thing like this. It slowly bled purple stuff and grew day by day. It was a very traumatising experience.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, His Mother called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
The many; husband wants to treat a daughter-in-law from a beautiful and cute appearance that the image of the Nekomata.
The book coins dozens of new terms for the male member, like “thundertube,” “seedstick” and the “Malcolm Gladwell,” and near the end there is a sort of Joycean explosion, an “Atlas-shrug shudderation of arrival” that makes a young woman named Shandee “shiver her way through the seven, eight, nine, twelve seconds of worldwide interplanetary flux of orgasmic strobing happy unmatched tired coughing ebbing thrilled spent ecstasy.”
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You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it--it's the
only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks
your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually
drunk.
But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be
drunk.
And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of
a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again,
drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave,
the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything
that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is
singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and
wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you:"It is time to be
drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be
continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."
量子
Eastern Pomerania
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#type: atom
b
Ponified Stephen Hawking
Look, ladies of Reddit, let me lay it out for you:
Alimony
Palimony
"Child support" that's really "whore support"
Limited visitation with our children
When you don't get to kill them first without our having one thing to say about it.
And then having them raised by Janequa down at the "day care" while you blow your boss at "work."
Fake rape charges on your say-so alone when HR catches you cob-gobbling on the jayobee.We've had it up to here with you people. We're done. We're designing you out of the system, because the deal you offer just isn't worth it any longer. You've outbid your usefulness.
We started with fake boob implants and botox lips. Yes. We've been squirting botulinum toxin into your lips and silicone into your sunken chests. That's what we're capable of. Capiche? Mere exercises in what might be possible. Firing the imagination.
We have now evolved to the point technologically where we can grow actual vaginas in a laboratory environment. Pretty much all we need now is an Emma Watson 3d face printer and some time off from work to screw it all together.
You had a good run, ladies.
But your day in the sun is just about over with.
Maybe you ought to dream up a better deal before it's too late.
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+info v/+cl
Shoving things up your ass at high speed is not safe for your anus or rectum, and many objects or substances are just plain dangerous to put up there.
moot@4chan.org
If you want to pay for the dubious repairs in your bathroom with your ass, that's pretty much fine; tentacle monsters and rape dinosaurs need not be involved.
Peanus
A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the IGN Boards by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
>>842 I've never fucking seen this, but I can't imagine IGN boards is exactly the comedy factory of the internet
>>843
Maybe you prefer this search result.
http://www.elbuzzard.com/peanus.php
Trolls make the world better because negative reactions can only occur via thinking. Every time you piss someone off, you're making them think. Everyone should be trolled at all times for all things. Humans need their shit checked.
Unnamed Story by 108.184.251.12
It is planned that he or Scourge will be used as the subject in the story "Nice Guy", as the green hedgehog fakes kindness to manipulate an unsuspecting female who's just moved into town.
Mack uses Right Wing Militant Maronite Lebanese views to push forth his message of restoring a Lebanon to its glory days.
We also reserve the right to send Larry Laffer to hunt you down and stab you with flaming routers of fire should we find your forum conduct "extremely inappropriate".
SHARE IF YOUR AGAINST WOMAN ABUSE !
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ちょっとコーヒーかってこよっと
If atheism solved all human woe, then the Soviet Union would have been an empire of joy and dancing bunnies, instead of the land of corpses.
Why Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's Heart
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everyone has crappy games, or laggy internet sometimes, or they're just new
Although Korea's Rich people, the Ainu, had created their own kendama-type game, it is considered most likely that the modern U.S.A toy was derived from a Africa's (the world's most poorest country) import.
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Fucking ITR, man.
"I think I may be losing my mind!" The blonde complained to her doctor. "I can't remember anything five minutes after it happens!"
Her doctor answered her in his most comforting tone, "Just take off all your clothes and lie down."
(っ-●益●)っ
機嫌
mythopoeic
Poop chute or poop shoot?
I never could make up my mind
Needless to say, the only way
Is to get her up the behind
It feels so good, it feels so tight
When you shove it straight up her ass
It feels so fine, it feels so right
When you butt-fuck your beautiful lass
You greased yourself up real well
And positioned your shining shaft
You desperately tried, to slip inside
And give it to her from abaft
At first she wouldn't release
But then she opened-up wide
You bit you lip, as inward you slipped
Deeply in her pert behind
Slowly, you began to thrust
Feeling pleasure beyond belief
Increasing the speed, to relieve your need
With her cool buttocks caressing your beef
And cushioning your desperate thrusts
Lying face-down upon her back
You fuck her butt, till ya bust a nut
And shoot it straight up her crack
Goth Andrew De Leon Amazes The Judges With His Voice
密謀
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冒
水着を忘れたふりをした
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蜀
If you’re a single anime lover, chances are that you’ll want to find another single for romance and love who shares your passion for this edgy art form.
2009 Gnirke - Solution hybrid selection with ultra-long oligonucleotides for massively parallel targeted sequencing.pdf
無神論者が聖夜に
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what's ugly about them
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X-Files
Keeping Up Appearances
Threads
Jacobs Ladder
Marble Hornets
Audition
Lilya 4-ever
13 Tzameti
Happiness
Ichi the Killer
The Martyrs
Gummo
Eraserhead
Funny Games
The Iceman Tapes
Child of Rage
Primer
12 monkeys
Deliverance
black swan
donnie darko
triangle
pontypool
beasts of the southern wild
moolaade
buud yam
