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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 09:53

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 16:41

"my brother got expelled for flashing knives in school."
"what a fucking retard. it’s like he wanted to be expelled. who fucking brings a knife to school and flashes it? also, he got sent home yesterday too for reasons which weren’t told to me because i’m apparently not a family member and don’t deserve to know why my brother is sent home from school. the powers that be hate me or something. what kind of fuckery is this?"

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7648 17:23

Adam often imagined elaborate schemes in which he outwitted his sister, and she had to submit to him as a result. He fantasized a particularly dumb expression on her face as she realized he was the smarter one, and had to lay down on the bed on her stomach, while he pushed his cock into her butt hole. He would make her say, “Fuck my dumb ass, Adam, I deserve it,” a million times.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7649 02:25

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7650 23:30

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7652 23:36

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7654 23:40

Commander: DoomGuy!! They’ve returned and are back for vengeance, they want you!!

DG: Huh..? (just waking up)

Com: My home is surrounded by Hell Knights, my guards are holding them off.

DG: No! That’s impossible, I killed everyone last one of those bastards!

C: We’ve just received information from the MoXill space station, we believe The Forces of Evil are cloning! DoomGuy please, Earth needs your help again, you’re the only one that can fight these things!

DG: Stay right there commander, I’ll be over in no time.

C: DoomGuy, one last thing, they want more than Earth this time, they want AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gurgle, choak, CRUNCH, thud, growl.

DG: COMMANDER!!!!!!!

Demonic Voice: DoomGuy, We’re coming after YOU!!!!!

DG: <censored> you, you festering piece of mutated snail <censored>!

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 17:50

yo my name is saad, and i don't give a fuck

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7656 23:12

Venera-7 and -8 were borderless, but Venera-7 has the additional text 100 GET (100 years -- anniversary of Lenin's birth).

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 02:26

CHRISTINA,OH,YOU'VE COME A LONG ,LONG,WAY BABY.this is perhaps the ugliest,dumbest,most hideous video on earth,SHE LEFT THAT WORLD,GREASY SCUZZY,CRIMINAL,RAP,HIPPERHOPPER,TO BECOME BLONDE MS. AMERICA,THANK GOD

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 02:28

so very sorry but i want to know if shes a mexican?
Also if the dieractor is trying to make her look sexy they did a good job and the guys are sexy too wich is so cool.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7657 22:43

Replacing the worst 5 to 7 percent of teachers with merely average-quality teachers would increase U.S. economic output by $112 trillion over the lifetimes of the rising generation.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 12:43

Grumble Volcano

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:13

Sylvester appears in the Robot Chicken episode "Werewolf vs. Unicorn" voiced by Patrick Pinney. During Arnold Schwarzenegger’s announcement of illegal aliens from Mexico, Sylvester demonstrates a wired fence that will keep the aliens out, only for it to be penetrated by Speedy Gonzales.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 13:19

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 15:58

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7658 20:04

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122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 00:45

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 01:27

>>121
imagines this to be Jack Conundrum-chan gloating after a particularly dastardly deed

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 13:34

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results.

On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy.

After that she went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29."

"I am actually 47!" she said, feeling really good.

While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age."

There was no one around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand up her skirt.

After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."

Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7660 17:18

Whenever one of the most celebrated and influential electronic fartist, Richard D. James can compete with the music flip to influence built.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7661 19:21

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7662 18:33

how about slighly spanking my scalp with the palm of my hands??

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7663 22:18

Herbal Supplements
"Apparently Saint John had warts. And they supposedly had medicinal properties. Some barbaric 'cures' are still difficult to eliminate, certainly..."
"Um, it's 'wort', with an O."
"They couldn't spell back then, either."

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7665 01:59

‘Capitalism is the swearword invented by Karl Marx in order to deceive the gullible with the preposterous claim that the laws and customs necessary for the market to exist somehow benefit anyone investing in stock to the detriment of anyone hiring his services as labor, particularly manual labor. How this is possible even theoretically, since one man both hire his services and invest in stock, is never addressed.

‘Since, in various interventionist and socialist schemes and regulatory regimes, certain unequal laws do indeed benefit one group at the expense of the others, such as, c.f., labor union regulations and antimonopoly laws, the word Capitalist is also used by Marx to refer to the corruption incest between government and manufacturing interests of the exact type his own paradoxical theories of government-run market encourage and require. Hence the word ‘Capitalism’ as used by the man who coined the term, Marx, is meaningless because it means two opposite things.

‘However, the lunatic conspiracy theory nonsense of Marx was proven so abundantly unconvincing, that the word ‘Capitalism’ is now used as a badge of courage by the men it was meant to slander, who use it as a synonym with the Free Market.’

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 14:12

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7667 18:56

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7671 14:36

Portland Pull-Start

This is a special treat native to Portland, Oregon.

This is best done on a fat girl you can trick into anal play. The great thing about the Portland pull-start is that all you need is a fat girl and some butt beads. The larger the beads, the larger the fun. Get her on all fours and get behind her. Insert all the beads very, very gently while playing with her fat vagina. Now place your left hand on the middle of her fat back while still holding onto the butt beads with your right and PULL START that bitch!! If you are wondering ‘Why the fat girl?’ It’s so you can get away.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7672 02:07

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7674 23:09

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レンタンボタンを押して
来世での出会いに期待してください

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 12:39

osculation

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7675 21:26

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 12:35

我的

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7676 13:23

Nosferatu versus Dracula

    The irony of F. W. Murnau's 1922 Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens is that, even though Bram Stoker denied him the rights to produce Dracula, his version of the film follows the original story more closely; and his Count Orlok (Max Schreck) is more accurate than any other interpretation of Dracula. American adaptations focus too much on all the vampiric bloodsucking and add overly eroticized elements to make the novel more "entertaining" on the big screen ("Phantom").
    The character of Nosferatu is much more similar to Stoker's Dracula than the romanticized versions created by other directors. Nosferatu is not the vampire character that popular culture recognizes; the one that kids like to emulate for Halloween. The name is derived from the Greek word "nosophoros," which means "disease bearing," not "vampire" or "undead" or anything like you might think. It references the plague and appropriately connects Nosferatu's rat-like demeanor and appearance. He is like a plague in that--though he himself is a living corpse, or undead--his victims do not become like him. He attacks them and they simply die, as if struck by disease ("Origins).
    Dracula, as we know him is personified well by actors like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt: charming and seductive. Not horrifying and murderous, but he is a "lovesick soul" who forces his own curse of immortality upon others--especially women ("Phantom"). This version of the vampire is handsome and alluring, not like Nosferatu, who is creepy and animal-like. The physical differences between Dracula and Nosferatu really are the most significant reasons for why each is perceived the way he is. Nosferatu is more of an obvious monster type and is recognized as such immediately after meeting him; he has jagged teeth and fingernails like claws, and stalks around as a zombie would. But Dracula, on the other hand, is attractive and "normal" looking, maneuvering and interacting with people in society, and no one ever gets suspicious.
    These two versions of the same vampire character are so strikingly different that some believe they are not versions at all but meant to be two separate breeds, if you will. Really the only difference that matters is which you personally prefer in terms of the cinema; some are diehard fans of the original Nosferatu, while others are enamored by the more modern and intriguing Dracula.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7677 16:45

Jessica Jaymes Big Clitorous

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7678 17:19

用語

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 13:52

oin >>>/anime/ >>>/tv/ >>.?/aniem?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7679 19:29

3BQ65

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 03:11

>>142 Fred Fuchs? FRED FUCHS?! OH GOD, FRED FUCHS!!

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 10:29

Eating anything covered in spikes is normally bad, but it's especially bad for an anthropomorphized balloon like Mr. Fugu.

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 14:39

Nolf Niggler's neck snaps with a crunch and a cry for help. The referee attempts to stop the muscly, adrenaline-pumped and scarlet-faced Batista, but he is swatted away like a fly. His left shoe flies into the audience, with his foot and several torn veins attached.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7681 20:23

that men can create female characters that can't be nitpicked no matter how much people try.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 14:58

Norwegian apples

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7682 23:32

It was Socrates who said that the unexamined life is not worth
living. So therefore, if you are reading this file to avoid gaining the
understanding of life that makes us human, go jump off a cliff.

Education involves reading and thinking and observing and confronting. The
process of gaining a true education is a source of true ecstacy for the spirit.
It's an ecstacy that drugs or alcohol cannot approximate. Gaining a true
education can also be disturbing. You may discover that you are not who you
thought you were; that other things are not what you thought they were.
Fundamental and unalterable concepts which guided your life since you sucked the
milk from your mother's breasts may suddenly dissolve. You may find yourself
soaring to the heights of Olympus on the breath of Truth or you may find
yourself throuwn against the brick wall of nihilism. But one thing is for
certain: you will not die without having lived.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 01:58

I think if we don't get independence there's going to be fighting everywhere, so I'm just going to stay in next weekend I think

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7684 04:05

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7685 20:08

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159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7686 22:52

Offering action in a world of , The Mystery of the Surface is an abandonware developed by Doka and published by Doka. Released in 1992, you wander around in a perspective.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7687 04:47

kana - [T★GIRLS.01 CD1 #08] アルパカよりモコモコした心を持つ程度の能力

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 18:27

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7689 20:29

Buckminster Fuller, Operation Manual for Spaceship Earth

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 11:22

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7691 12:57

www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Venue/4570/doom.htm

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7693 03:48

Asterias amurensis

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 12:51

the action or process of moving or of changing place or position;

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 18:16

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7694 18:26

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7695 15:15

On this day in 1994
The classic SNES game, Earthbound, was released in Japan on this day in 1994.

It was later released in the US in June 1995, along with an unusual marketing campaign centered around the idea that "boys love smelly gross stuff".

The ads used the slogan, "This game stinks". And they had a $10 coupon with the instruction, "Cut this coupon not the cheese".

Unfortunately, said coupon expired in 1996...

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 00:02

env X="() { :;} ; echo busted" /bin/sh -c "echo stuff"

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 01:29

( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7698 22:12

90. My swashbuckling fop cannot take the flaw Dark Secret: Not Gay

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 12:33

༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 17:02

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 18:14

( ゚ ヮ゚)

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7699 18:21

料理

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7700 00:53

Gargamel's Daredevil Dust, which makes The Smurfs act so reckless (not to mention so high) in the cartoon show episode "Reckless Smurfs". Also the Forget Me Flowers in "Forget Me Smurfs" which made the Smurfs who sniffed the flowers to forget about everything (and also made them look and act stoned).

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7705 21:31

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7708 17:28

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183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7709 10:38

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7710 00:57

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7711 19:14

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 03:24

      _, ,_  put that away!
    ( ゜д゜)
     ⊂彡☆

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7712 20:40

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7713 07:05

PP1280

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7716 13:36

Vacuum cleaners are widely considered to be douchebags, always steppin on toes and stuff. A study by Harvard university has found that vacuum cleaners are the number one cause of ebola. frikin douchebags rite?

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 05:16

'Hexadecimal' was a term implemented by computer giant IBM in the 1960's to replace the more correct term 'Sexidecimal' that was considered to be a term too risqué for the conservative company!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 07:08

while looking for

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7717 11:46

				<audio controls="controls">
<source src="<?php bloginfo('stylesheet_directory'); ?>/music/Come_When_I_Call.ogg" type="audio/ogg" />
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193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7720 20:08

Flesh Gordon, similarly, started as a porn knockoff of Flash Gordon, but the director was so proud of the special effects that he cut it down to an R and released it in theaters.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 06:39

Am I talking to my own nicks alone in this enormous chan of Idios ( Not Intels or AMD ) inside chans.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 07:32

dschörman

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 10:37

(´;ω;`)

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7722 15:16

A Grand Rapids, Michigan, toilet paper enthusiast named Bill Jarrett argues

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 12:57

Skeleton Porn
I went on www.hardbones.cum and looked around, when I found this video called Skeleton Porn. I clicked on it and this is how it went...
The Sexiness
This skeleton was humping a lamp, when his skeleton girlfriend came in. So started to sweat, and he turned around and looked at her. He said "fuck me, NOW!!!" And she said... "okay".

They pounced at eachother and started to smash their bones against each other. They moaned and came. But then a bomb was set off, and they both DIED.

It was HOT MOTHA' FUCKA!

BTW, You're Next!

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7723 13:39

これが人間の飲む煙草というものである事はようやくこの頃知った。

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 01:31

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