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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:32

>>693 what kind of American car do you dream of owning?

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8038 16:43

>>701
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 01:49

2015-09-03 20:11 >>> kurva connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> vita connected from Grésy-sur-aix, France
2015-09-03 20:11 >>> Winfrey connected from Hornsby, Australia
2015-09-03 20:11 Winfrey killed kurva with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:11 vita killed kurva with UT_MOD_G36
2015-09-03 20:12 Winfrey killed vita with UT_MOD_LR300
2015-09-03 20:12 vita says: listen fuck off or I will fuck all your family
2015-09-03 20:12 <<< Winfrey disconnected

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 12:33

Now do it do

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 20:25

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8039 23:16

уентю

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 17:49

ヽ(´ー`)ノ Yay!

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 19:53

:3

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8040 20:47

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 00:52

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8041 01:40

dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:29

ITT your favorite Touhou characters and why you hate kikes.

My favorite Touhou character is Flandre Scarlet and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 03:30

lol, this site will continue until it no longer pays for itself. currently, it makes more than it costs to operate so why not

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 20:02

working

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8042 22:01

Nerdistic Behaviour Disorder

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 00:53

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 01:46

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720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 03:53

C74 Collection Pack

721 This post sucked.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 13:52

Word Origin
C19: from Dutch snoepen to eat furtively

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 14:13

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724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 18:03

punani

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:42

> 721 This post sucked.

Is this new?

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 19:55

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727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8043 20:20

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8044 14:25

>>702 I suggest a 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8046 12:08

幼妻

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:46

List indicator(s)

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731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 19:49

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732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8047 22:50

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 08:03

He later attributed his fetishistic interest in uniformed men to encounters with men in army uniform, especially soldiers of the German Wehrmacht serving in Finland at that time. "In my drawings I have no political statements to make, no ideology. I am thinking only about the picture itself. The whole Nazi philosophy, the racism and all that, is hateful to me, but of course I drew them anyway―they had the sexiest uniforms!"[6]

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 11:36

why is "the" highlighted

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8049 11:44

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 13:57

Although Galis has only 1 ability and is follically challenged, you should usually hire him if he appears early.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 15:04

Trump is a commentary on corruption and contempt for the Establishment, and the increasing desire of the populace to lash out at it.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 16:35

>>737
Is Trump not part of the Establishment? His defining feature is "rich".

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 16:38

>>738
He's rich enough to buy a perception that he's Just Another Blue-Collar Sod.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 18:51

Trump is a demagogue appealing to racists.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8050 22:44

F: Perhaps I can illustrate my point. Let me at least try. Here is a question: um...
L: What is it?
F: Oh! Um... my question is this: is our language - English - capable... is English capable of sustaining demagoguery?
L: Demagoguery?
F: Demagoguery.
L: And by "demagoguery" you mean...
F: By "demagoguery" I mean demagoguery...
L: I thought so.
F: I mean highly-charged oratory, persuasive whipping-up rhetoric. Listen to me, listen to me. If Hitler had been British, would we, under similar circumstances, have been moved, charged up, fired up by his inflammatory speeches, or would we simply have laughed? Is English too ironic to sustain Hitlerian styles? Would his language simply have rung false in our ears?

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 01:32

The fall of Soviet Union, though, did change the geographic landscape. The reason why others say it’s not Turkey is because you would be excluding Russia and its former satellite nations like Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, and so on as a part of Europe.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 01:53

Le français, c'est la meilleure langue étrangère qu'on peut apprendre.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:01

>>740
Anyone who recognizes the dangers of uncontrolled immigration is now a racist? Well, there go social studies.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 06:03

Chuunibyou
A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.

This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA.

If you tl;dr I'm going to clobber you.
An example of DQN Chuunibyou:
"Look at all those bandages wrapped around you! What happened?"
"I had a bunch of gang fights."
"Come on, I know you're too kind to be a gangster."

An example of Subculture Chuunibyou:
"When I collect Pokémon cards, I only collect ones that are imported from Japan."
"Can you read all those?"
"-_-; S-sure I can..."

An example of Evil Eye Chuunibyou:
"Don't take that bandana off my left wrist. It's sealing an evil spirit inside me and if you take it off I may go berserk."
"Dude, calm down. You just have chuunibyou."

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 13:16

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747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 15:17

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:26

(born Mez-m Ngueme; Africanized to Masie Nguema Biyogo Ñegue Ndong)

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 16:56

不埒

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8051 21:39

Czysty przerost formy nad treścią

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 13:03

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8052 16:05

They limit the number of years that any employee can remain employed as a non-tenured instructor or professor, compelling the institution to grant tenure to or terminate an individual, with significant advance notice, at the end of a specified time period.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 13:51

>>753
Oh my god, yes! Yes! YES! This is the best news I've heard in a long time.

Cut and pasted this text back into the comment field, so technically it counts.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:05

翻訳して欲しいのですが? 

いますかー

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8053 17:12

ceratocaulamine

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 02:23

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758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 04:47

Ninja Turtles vs paper shredder

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 08:37

main

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760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 12:32

[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 2!]

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 14:35

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8055 19:24

前立腺

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 02:11

Fatal error!

GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd32004 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd25ea1 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetStackOwnerClass() Address = 0xd35936 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
PIBGetInterface() Address = 0x7d7d7b (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
RtlQueryPerformanceCounter() Address = 0x770688cd (filename not found) [in C:\Windows\SysWOW64\ntdll.dll]
GetOutermost() Address = 0x77670e (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]
GetOutermost() Address = 0x4b2ea7 (filename not found) [in C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Red Orchestra 2\binaries\win32\rogame.exe]

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 02:46

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765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8056 13:00

shifted to take place at an earlier time:

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 02:51

LARGE OCTOPUS:
I've been hidden and waiting so long and finally got you! What a nice pussy! It can't be more delicious! Zu zu... suck suck suck... I will take you to the Dragon Palace after you are handled.
WOMAN:
Fucking octopus! Ah ah, you get my cervix! I can't breathe! Oh, I'm coming, your suction cups... oh, your suction cups... oh, what you're doing with them! Oh yeah, oh yeah... I've never been so... aaah aaah... by octopuses... Mmmm... good good... yeah... there... zu zu zu...
LARGE OCTOPUS:
How it feels to be teased by eight arms? See, you are so aroused and totally wet.
WOMAN:
Oh, it's tickling, and I'm losing the control of my waist. I'm losing control! I'm coming! Ah ah...
SMALL OCTOPUS:
After daddy finishes, I'm going to rub and suck from the clitoris to the pores with my suction cups!

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 03:16

My internet sucks, but it's free internet for the whole apartment. It would make sense to just upgrade what we have, but I don't want to broach the topic since I'm just a subletter and I'm the one using it the most anyway. I'd be willing to pay half the monthly rate for unlimited high speed but I'm too shy to offer that. I'll probably only be living here another 9 months anyway so I think I'm just going to tough it out....but I really miss my days of consuming gigabytes of culture every night. ;-;

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 03:19

of females who attend this event that have ever received a sexual advance either wanted or unwanted

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 07:14

i've lied all this time

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 10:22

texhnolyze

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 12:11

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 12:13

Since every interaction I've had with females was negative, I've come to associate the feeling of shame and being looked down upon with sexuality. Its gotten so bad that nothing makes me cum as hard as NTR porn, asian small penis humiliation porn or porn of asian girls being abused by white or black men.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8057 18:19

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8062 19:09

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks ohh yeah

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:22

woc poc

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 02:44

It's sad that both of the new boards were pretty much trolled to death. Now, all that's left are trolls trolling trolls. I guess we shouldn't hold on to the past.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8063 09:14

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778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 06:43

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779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 11:35

"horizontal"

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 12:17

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 14:56

>vertical

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 16:19

>>780
that's pleasant

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8065 18:10

( ゚ ー゚)

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 03:24

im so fucking tired

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 04:11

The human body carries about 100 trillion microorganisms in its intestines, a number ten times greater than the total number of human cells in the body.[2][3][4][5][6]

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 06:19

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

  • BATTLE BROTHER -

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8066 11:50

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 04:23

An anrcho-syndicalist American analytic philosopher and linguistics professor was teaching a class on Bertrand Russell, known logician.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Russell as the most influential philosopher of the 20th century, even more influential than Jacques Derrida or any other continental philosopher!”

At this moment, a brave, psycho-analytic, Hegelian Marxist philosopher and cultural theorist, who fully recognised the weaponisation and ideological basis of instrumental rationality, boldy stood up and tugged at his collar.

”My god, pure ideology! How can you ignore the work of Lacan and the Frankfurt School and so on and so on, like that? ”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Continental philosophy cloaks trvialities in fancy language and uses the scientific-sounding term 'theory' to describe propositions that could never be tested empirically. ”

”Wrong. If empricism is so important, as you would say, then how come you were so empirically wrong on the Khmer Rouge and Cambodia, and so on and so on?”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus . He stormed out of the room crying those unironic empirically verified crocodile tears.

There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an outdated linguist and blindly analytic philosopher.

He wished so much that he had an argument to save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had advocated for truth derived from empirical investigation!

The students applauded and all dropped out to transfer into the École Normale Supérieure that day and accepted French philosophy as superior to both German Idealism and the Anglosphere's Analytic traditions.

An eagle named “Critical Theory” flew into the room and perched atop a burning American flag and shed a single tear on the dropped chalk. Sections of Lacan's Seminars were read several times, and the Spirit of Hegel himself showed up and demonstrated the nature of dialectics so vividly that everybody in the room progressed to a trans-physical state transcending conventional notions of time and space.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day and was forced to become a panelist on an MSNBC news show to make ends meet.

The brave psycho-analytic philosopher's name? Slavoj Zizek.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 04:28

Gfcvgbhgv

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 06:51

Despite rhetoric from the Australian federal government to toughen border control as a crackdown measure on illegal immigration, the city remains safe and welcoming, while celebrating diversity.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 12:49

>>790
How would you control the Australian border?

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8071 13:22

>>791
Hire sharks.

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 04:23

the story of half-life is you push a shopping cart into a lightning bold and then jurassic park happens

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 07:20

Sometimes I write things in this thread that aren't in my clipboard.

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8073 08:09

>>794
Don't worry, everyone does that.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 18:26

If that's a bassoon, then I'm a baboon!

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 21:08

>>794 Sometimes I copy things especially for pasting in this thread!

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8074 22:17

exhaustion is free and legal

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:18

you can choose any type of composition

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8075 07:40

A lot of people see moot going full SJW as a dramatic turn of events, but knowing what I do about SA, having seen 4chan through the years and read archives and things on other websites about its early years, having spent years arguing with anons on /b/ about things and seeing their defense mechanisms, the way they rationalize things or just use attitude to blow off points that make them uncomfortable, selectively moralfagging and then calling moralfaggotry, not when they're fucking around, but the shit they do while having serious conversations, repeated again and again and spread and reinforced between them. The obvious philosophical marketing they've as a majority bought into or recognized and rejected as they went, at quasi-random but following a loose agenda of lifestyle convenience and wishful thinking. I couldn't have predicted the specific events, but it all follows, and many of the fatal flaws that made 4chan such shit were present from its inception, and made it in large degree shit during its early years, from a current and more neutral viewpoint. A lot of anons like to think they "support chaos" in some way, meaning any concept of fairness will be rejected for teh lulz, and the irony is they don't realize that they're just gleefully enabling and conforming to a variety of set patterns, designs, and ordered structures by doing so. Because, after all, the subconscious supposition seems to be that if the counterculture isn't one, and imageboards are the counterculture to supposed counterculture, and if you disagree with viewpoints A and B, that must mean that this time you really are truly enlightened and not just mindlessly conforming to viewpoint C while arguing over semantics and asides. The more bizarre and contradictory viewpoint C is, the more support it will get because people can feel a tribal togetherness while still pretending they aren't just mindlessly going along with something, whoever else it may restrict.

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