CTRL+V THREAD! [part Ⅺ] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:56

U+216A (Roman Numeral Eleven) - The Unicode Character Reference
Ⅺ Unicode Roman Numeral Eleven

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7724 19:36

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7725 17:06

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 18:12

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 19:14

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7726 21:22

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206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7727 02:03

I feel like I had sex all night

how would you know what that felt like
LOL!

AND IT WAS SATISFYING
I can... imagine

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7732 18:06

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 02:02

The champions of socialism call themselves progressives, but they recommend a system which is characterized by rigid observance of routine and by a resistance to every kind of improvement. They call themselves liberals, but they are intent upon abolishing liberty. They call themselves democrats, but they yearn for dictatorship. They call themselves revolutionaries, but they want to make the government omnipotent. They promise the blessings of the Garden of Eden, but they plan to transform the world into a gigantic post office. Every man but one a subordinate clerk in a bureau.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 02:16

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7735 04:18

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 02:53

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 12:04

Chotto Kawaii Iron Maiden

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 14:29

Can u read my book an review it. I will give u fiv doolers

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 16:55

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 17:01

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218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7736 23:15

Varg Vikernes is generally seen as the main person to have brought such beliefs into the black metal scene

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 01:39

         ^        Bob has decided that nuclear

☻/ / \ weapons are the only way to fix youtube.
/▌ |☢| Copy and Paste this all over youtube
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220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7737 19:46

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7741 22:52

One day a kid was sitting on a park bench eating one candy bar after another.

An older man walks up and notices the young boy and says, "you shouldn't be eating all those candy bars, they aren't good for you."

The young boy looks at the man and replies, "Did you know my grandad lived to be a 108 years old?"

The man replies, "Well did he eat candy bars every day?"

And the kid replied, "No, he minded his own fucking business."

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7742 13:49

>Are you really Mormon, or do you wear that beard to scare small children?

I am really a Mormon, and the beard only frightens children over the age of 8.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:09

Yakub (sometimes spelled Yacub or Yakob) is, according to the Nation of Islam (NOI), a black scientist who lived "6,600 years ago" and was responsible for creating the white race to be a "race of devils". He did this through a form of selective breeding referred to as "grafting", while living on the island of Patmos.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7750 20:29

万華鏡

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 20:40

Special Thanks to: the guy who made dmgraph, Deion for being an
overpaid wuss.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7751 23:02

NB: If playing a converted Crusader Kings 2 save in which the schism has been mended, Catholicism will become a heresy of Orthodoxy.

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7753 20:21

𝕄

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7757 21:19

Hobbit: No hobbits nor halflings. Grow up, and shave your feet!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 00:22

dog pleasure night

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 05:01

When men experience pain in their penises, the feeling can be uncomfortable.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7758 07:31

Seeing Touhous that could turn someone into a pile of ashes with a single thought getting raped and tortured by some ordinary faggot human ghat is obviously the author's self-insert is just dumb.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7760 20:50

Robert A. Houze

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 02:33

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 09:12

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7761 16:40

with stirring and cooling

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 06:51

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239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7762 23:55

Please enter a longer question.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7763 02:08

안녕하세용

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 14:52

Faldone, I don't think Bonzo's point was about weren't versus wasn't. It's about how natural language handles the logical phenomenon expressed by

not (X and Y) ~ (not X) or (not Y)

not (X or Y) ~ (not X) and (not Y)

Compare:

  1. They divulged his name and rank.
  2. They divulged his name or rank. [Grammatical but an odd thing to say. Presumably equivalent to "They divulged either his name or his rank", perhaps in the sense of "either or both" or perhaps in the other sense.]

1'. His name and rank were divulged. [Restatement of 1.]
2'. His name or rank was divulged. [Restatement of the odd statement 2.]

-1. They did not divulge his name and rank. [Negation of 1.]
-2. They did not divulge his name or rank. [Negation of 2.]

-1'. His name and rank were not divulged. [To me pretty clearly equivalent to -1.]
-2'. His name or rank was not divulged. [This is problematic because cases can be made for two interpretations: "Neither his name nor his rank was divulged" and "Either his name or his rank was not divulged."]

Something about the scope of "not", it seems.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7764 17:17

δH (500
MHz, CDCl3)

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 01:37

D:\emule\Temp\583.part.met

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7765 14:51

Evolutionary theory would lead us to look for a difference in the living environments of bonobos and chimps to which their radically different behavior could represent adaptations. And the primatologists have found such a difference: chimps must compete with other species, especially gorillas, for food. The bonobos live in a food-rich, gorilla-free environment where the living is easy. It is this lack of competitors which makes violence, hierarchy, competition, and male bonding unnecessary for bonobos.

Western man is like a chimp who has done his job too well. Having defeated nearly all his dangerous competitors, he finds himself without much of a function in a prosperous society that no longer needs to be defended. It is only to be expected that his women are going to start bitching that he needs to learn to act more like a bonobo. Feminism is a byproduct of peace and prosperity, not a response to patriarchy and oppression.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7766 09:39

In an ideal world there would be no racists, but in the less than ideal world that you may find yourself living in, at least hope to run into ruthlessly capitalist racists, because that’s something you can work with.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 00:43

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 03:33

dinosaurs roamed

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 12:40

΅

250 Name: it's not like I (*゚ー゚) you or anything...b-baka!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-7767 15:51

白雪发亮 今夜铺满山上
没有脚印的地方
孤立的王国很荒凉
我是这里的女皇
风在呼啸 像心里的风暴一样
只有天知道 我受过的伤
别让他们进来看见
做好女孩 就像你的从前
躲藏不让他们看见
已被发现
随它吧 随它吧
回头已没有办法
随它吧 随它吧
一转身不再牵挂
我不管 他们想说的话
任风吹雨打
反正冰天雪地我也不怕
这一点点的距离 让一切变精致
曾经困扰我的恐惧 会远离我回忆
现在开始让我看见 是我的突破和极限
不分对错 没有底限 向前
随它吧 随它吧
跟风和天空对话
随它吧 随它吧
眼泪不再掉下
这个家 让我留下
任风吹雨打
我力量从空气中扩散到地上
我灵魂盘旋在冰块各种不同形状
我思想结晶变成锋利的闪光
我永不回头看 以往会被埋葬
随它吧 随它吧
让我在曙光中升华
随它吧 随它吧
让完美被蒸发
这个家 在阳光之下 任风吹雨打
反正冰天雪地我也不怕

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 19:41

http://nig.gr/gTX genuine chicken experience

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7767 20:22

黒い罠

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 01:57

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 03:35

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255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7769 06:39

Security guard:

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 13:08

胸がいっぱいになりました。

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 22:42

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 22:54

Speacial Thanks to : The Pope, cause without him no one would think

                      condoms are EVIL!

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7772 23:17

孤独は人間共通の運命だ

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7773 17:04

As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.

... Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7774 19:57

If you didn't already find creamed corn disturbing, you will now.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:13

zevk-ü sefa içinde yaşamak

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 15:17

>>258
At first glance this looked like it meant someone's (possibly a budding pubescent loli in the flower of her youth) chest became large, but apparently it's actually a set phrase that is similar in meaning to "welled up with emotion"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7776 19:09

処刑

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 05:55

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 14:28

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 16:27

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270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7777 17:09

At sunrise we will dance the hempin jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear and don't look back
The afterlife awaits

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7778 21:10

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272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7779 17:43

Batesian mimicry

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 18:04

TEACHER: Give me a sentence starting with "I".
STUDENT: I is...
TEACHER: No, always say "I am".
STUDENT: Alright. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7780 20:53

Eye'm the strongest!

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7781 21:36

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 06:55

Greek mythology says redheads turn to vampires after death. Just one question, Bram Stocker vampire or Twilight vampire? There’s a slight difference.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7782 18:51

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7783 01:53

I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 11:53

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne doesn't come all over your face until puberty.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7784 18:45

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7785 00:09

[quote]My opinion:
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Religious ideas and high Patriarch authority work really well for Russia as well.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 16:52

Nice beginning skit,
needs more clit,
sex brings tit,
tits are on women that are fit,
or just fat ones in it,
or just ones that got some bit,
what is the reason for this shit,
I'm still going for the wit,
that I will gain in it,
shit this is it,
the final line of this smash hit,
it's up ahead get ready and sit,
watch it's glory while lit,
here it is you've got Ebola now.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 17:41

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 19:01

Hot Throttle is an absurd racing game about a man in a midlife crisis who decides to leave behind his wife and children to pursue his dream of becoming a car. He strips down, and moves on hands and knees to race through different locations. The goal is to win a championship against other naked men in order to earn enough money to pay for the surgery to transform into a car completely. If he fails he has to return to his family.

The player controls his naked man, racing other naked men, on five different tracks with multiple laps. The gameplay is similar to Mario Kart, with direct control, many obstacles, and power-ups that can be picked up to attack the competition or slow them down. It is important not to bump into anything for as long as possible. The men start by running in a regular position, but by avoiding obstacles they soon get into the "zone" and move down to hand and knees to gain more speed. Players can score general points and the finishing position determines the ranking in the championship.

Between races players can spend points to upgrade body parts such as the head, shoulder or legs, deforming them further. There are also humorous drawn cut-scenes furthering the general story. Players can choose between a global championship and single races.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 23:04

Elemental astatine has never been viewed, because a mass large enough to be seen (by the naked human eye) would be immediately vaporized by the heat generated by its own radioactivity.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7786 23:15

I just wanna give a shout-out to Apollo, Attis, Baal, Bacchus, Dionysis, Helios, Hercules, Horus, Jupiter, Mithras, Perseus, Sol Invictus, and Tammuz. Happy birthday, you guys... I'm sorry that no one gives you gifts on your birthday anymore, but I assure you that you're not forgotten!

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7788 21:32

Cuntlet 2

A hex-edited, X-rated copy of the MS-DOS version of this game circulated underground under the name Cuntlet 2. As well as an explicit title screen (liberating the the valkyrie of her constrictive loincloth), enemy sprites were changed (to predictably "hilarious" things like bums, dildos, and of course the Death Penis) and "IT" (the communicable monster-attractor) was tastefully renamed "AIDS." Instead of leaving behind a key ring upon character death, instead in your wake is left a wet puddle on the sheets.

Finally, the pedestrian Barbarian, Elf, Valkyrie, and Wizard found themselves renamed Adonis the Love God, Queer the Fag, Venus the Whore, and Moon Beam the Hippy, respectively.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 01:04

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 02:12

us middle-aged japanese women

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 03:55

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 17:40

1 kg savanyú káposzta
10 dkg zsír
10 dkg finomliszt
1 db vöröshagyma
2 gerezd fokhagyma
40 dkg debreceni kolbász
10 dkg kolozsvári szalonna
50 dkg füstölt sertéscsülök
5 dl tejföl
2 dkg fűszerpaprika
piros arany
kapor
köménymag

Elkészítés:
A savanyú káposztát vízben jól átmossuk, utána 2 liter hideg vízben feltesszük főni. Hozzáadjuk a debrecenit, a csülköt, a kockára vágott szalonnát. Sóval ízesítjük, és puhára főzzük.

Zsemleszínű rántást készítünk, hozzáadjuk a finomra vágott vöröshagymát, a köménymagot, a fokhagymát, a fűszerpaprikát és a piros aranyat, és berántjuk vele a levest.

A végén a debrecenit és a csülköt kiszedjük egy tálba, felkockázzuk, majd visszatesszük a levesbe. Tejfölt adunk hozzá, és jól kiforraljuk.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7789 23:29

tatterdemalion

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7790 15:05

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295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7809 11:11

His smile says everything is gonna be okay, but his eyes say my whole life is pain

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7811 02:45

Where's the obligatory self inflicted facial

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 09:20

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 09:55

>>294
was this me?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 15:36

Modern history, also referred to as the modern period or the modern era, is the historiographical approach to the timeframe after the post-classical era (known as the Middle Ages).[1][2]

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7816 16:08

모포 맛있다

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