I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
You inspired me to buy a can of Lynx Dark Temptation today! So many miles between us probably but I can smell myself and pretend it's you~ ♥
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Well it's not as though I have to put anything in my anus.
"Bill Gates has the biggest bandwidth of anybody I've ever met"
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
#fortune is back!
Suited only for machines and ghosts.
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
>>415
Please /a/, we all know that ticks and the others who come from the lower order of SAoVQ and w2c have found a nest in your board, but it's resilient enough that neither moderation nor invasion can do any permanent damage.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
>>38
Err, did I post this? Because I certainly feel this way. Probably I should start posting with fusianasan in my name field.
My mind is like a giant spaceship drifting up there aimlessly with its engines turned off. Nobody on it even bothers sending S.O.S. anymore.
>>616
I guess some of us had a feat of nostalgia about good times when original content still existed.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
The elementary OS theme for Firefox is nice.
gape an anus
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
>>172 I admit I kinda saw those as a race, and posted thoughts in the official #11 that I'd otherwise have kept to myself, for the sake of hitting 1000 first.
How do you take your time where there's no time
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
I will always be tired forever.
Many Japanese artists are posting samples of their eromangas before NatsuComi. Come on, you greedy bastards, post your works in full, you don't need to survive!
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>639
I have a student's lapel pin of a very respectable university, but I was expelled, so it's nothing to be proud of. Lego Space Shuttle is very nice, but then again, I didn't design it, I merely followed the instructions. My PC that is both quiet and powerful, isn't a very exciting thing to look at.
Almost all of my projects exist either in either abandoned or incomplete state (i.e. RC car which requires lots of assembly) or just in theory.
At least now I know why I'm feeling so miserable and sad. I don't have a creative outlet.
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
I just inhaled some water. My throat and head hurt now. Unrelated I hope.
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>>346
Cyclopentane would be a ring with five vertices, whereas that looks more like a single point with five branches. I'd go with something with a trigonal bipyramidal structure; say, phosphorus pentachloride.
>>482 My mother is getting married soon, to her stepfather's step-son from a previous marriage, who also happens to be related to my dad's side of the family. It means she's getting back the surname she took then lost when she married and divorced my dad. There's nothing actually dodgy, like incestuous or anything like that, but it still feels weird...
The Vagina Brothers own Terminator
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
I saw a license plate that said "DQN" on it. Unfortunately didn't take a picture to share.
Maybe I shouldn't browse /jp/ when my roommate is in the room.
I wonder what the carpet tastes like.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
Yeah, the chocolatier
Gonna eat something
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
Am I an unmanned probe now?
fuck this for a pint of cow semen
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
I wonder what it would feel like to put my arms around a cute boy's midsection.
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
I dreamed of her again. It had been so long since last time.
>>334 I recently got into Goreshit thanks to DQN electronics.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
It'll all be over.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
hey, that was pretty cool.
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
I think I am kawaii desu ne.
I can say without exaggeration that the best thing to have happened to me this last week was falling ill.
>>415
I love what you've done with the place, by affording one show special protection by moderation you've not only ensured the total obliteration of that shows threads but also /q/, /sp/, and /anime/. It seems the people of /a/ have gone so ballistic in retaliation that they have united against the moderation.
Whoever got this done is a master of a caliber I don't even think Shii and SovietRoshia together could master.
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
yellow cat
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
A set is not the sum of its elements.
Well that's really pretty kimoi.
no wonder he'd drive himself crazy, the impression of 'seeing yourself in five years' derives from language
Welcome to Night Vale is great.
>>652
or bring up an old character that everyone is sick and tired of.
Dylan
Wouldn't it be nice if you could shave your mutton chops off and cook them?
Today I met my very first transsexual. How exciting.
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
I want to put my dick on something.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
I need a sword
>>612
Congratulations! I'm glad you enjoyed it. But are you absolutely certain you finished it? Did you get 100,000 points in both game modes?
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
They were too gentle.
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
I can't find a way to make firefox be unaffected by my high contrast theme... It's driving me insane...
FOOP THIS SHOOP
How unfortunate, I was scarcely even submerged. But! Now I know that it's possible!
>>532 You should watch Charlie Brooker's Black Mirror, one of the episodes is about something like that. I never watch TV but it's a really good show, a bit like a modern Twilight Zone
http://watchseries.lt/episode/black_mirror_s1_e2.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089049/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
>>700
You're just jealous because you don't have any relatives with fruits named after them!
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Am I an unmanned probe now?
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
>>113
GUIs are overrated, I could watch SJIS and ASCII porn all day and see no difference.
Sooch meets mouth.
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Volvo's damn motor.
People are strange when you're made of books.
I think I like Nightcore. Another thing I cannot show anyone without getting weired references or getting ashamed!!
It's all about amnesia.
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BOMB SOME DODONGOS!
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Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
sure, there's a new thread, but why let a perfectly good one go to waste
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
"Live and let live" is some meaningless absolute space dualist bullshit please don't equate it with empathy
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
You n'wah!
I've seen the word 'color' so much now, my native spelling 'colour' looks strange.
infinity days hath september.
>>455 Start off "do you want to play a game..." that always works
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
Bereft, cast upon the uncaring fields of molecular geometry, I shall forge a home for myself.
Roboto des.
I thought I was banned for a bit there, but I guess it was just a server glitch or something.
>>876
I found it myself with some google fu. Fortunately they give her name away at the beginning of the video (希 = Nozomi）and after about an hour of googling various AV sites I found it:
お嬢様はお熱いのがお好き！ (The young miss loves hot things!)
http://www.dmm.co.jp/digital/videoa/-/detail/=/cid=1iscr00006/
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
Yeah, the chocolatier
I killed yet another last night. I never even knew her name.
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
It's spirals, spirals all the way.
I love, love, love!
Dwarf used "Mine Anus"
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
There are too many avenues of self-expression, how am I supposed to choose where to write my pithy thoughts?
separation anxiety
If I shoot the seagulls that will take me to 95%... so where does the other 5% come from?
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
Murder of crows
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
what happened to neet.to
I have to come up with something witty to say about Breaking Bad.
I am glad DQN is still around. It has been a while. I just remembered to come back while looking at stuff I saved from wikichan so it wouldn't be lost. I'm glad tanasinn.info still seems to exist too. But all the activity is just spambots signing up. I guess the joke got old.
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
How do I choose which shirt to wear when every one I own is a different shade of grey?
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
bleah.
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Happy memories!
Happy mammaries!
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
I need a sword
This board never existed
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
Life is so utterly absurd!
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３〜５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
I look almost completely androgynous now. I think that's really rad
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>>603 I love cherry everything, and though fresh cherries are very nice the stones are too much hassle. So I choose the cherries in the fizzy haribo mixes.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
I'm neither! I'm a fool!!!!!!!!!!
What do the Kha'ak want?
I am (not) serious.
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
A set is not the sum of its elements.
Life is just a poor simulation of fantasy.
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
Ralph Wiggum and the Wookiee Benders
I'm thinking
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
There's no America you can save.
>>532
I wondered how you'd let them use the facebook "more" the faster they run if they can't use it without running, but then I realised you can give the device download speeds proportional to how fast they run.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
>>913
Because it would probably make more sense to just be anti-Israel, which despite what some people might tell you, isn't the same thing?
McDonalds for lunch, Burger King for tea, look for a DS and a stool inbetween
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
how do you do that cool bold italic underline strike though
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
It feels as if my online life orbits around FYAD, but I don't want to go there and break my dreams even though I have tenbux to spare.
But you have not noticed.
I feel stupid for getting worried about that SCP 001 shenanigans. Also, looks like my parents are getting devorced.
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
Losing is fun!
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
One day I'm going to screenshot all these "I just got the 1993 reference" posts and make a collage, like those stupid Facebook and Twitter ones.
>>616
Captcha on world4ch now, and since most of us are bash scripts we can't do that.
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
At 23 years old, I find myself really appreciating the company of women who are at least four years older. Something about their life experience and having gotten a lot of those "spontaneous years" out of their system that makes me value them as partners. Also every relationship I've had with 18 to 20-year-olds was horrible.
Windows 8 isn't nearly as terrible as I was led to believe.
>>692
Why does the first one work but the second one just orders it normally?
^ erogedownload? fuwanovel?
>>98
Why do you set horrible themes anyway? What is that "cubeupload" site? Are you a hipster of some sort
>>369
I want to restart my server but I want the new version of High Voltage for technic first and it's not been updated in forever because it's waiting on redpower.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
Are my parents really this amused by toilet humour?
한국어로 YouTube 보기
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
Does this outro know something I don't?
Robotic librarian moé~.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
If you aren't careful, I'll disable you.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
Learning the annoying way what git revert actually does
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
Roboto des.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
Lunar tic?
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Happy ponytail day.
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
ya'll are crazy as hell and i love you
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Now, if only I knew someone with a theology degree.
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>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
Temple is a great last name. I should change my last name to Temple.
I'm thinking
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
YUROP
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
That's it. There's no more. I have consumed it all and it isn't coming back.
I don't have an ipod, but I would like to download something too.
Just finished watching Angel Beats and it was great.
Why is shobon so cute
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
World without second seasons of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and Nichijou might as well crumble apart.
MOOOOOOOOORS PREMATUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
glass2k is a cool program!
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
Aaaah, my heart!
Opera song burp mouse
Dusty, dusty girl!
I am an incredibly stupid person.
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
Am I a geek, am I a nerd?????????????
>>949 I still leave stuff there from time to time, come on down
>>32
Perhaps we should start labelling the from #1 again since we already know it's a subthread of #14. That's definitely a good idea.
Good things always just seem to happen to me, and I'm really good at forgetting about the bad things if they ever happen
he first and second track are unreleased recordings from 2008. tracks 3 to 9 were originally recorded on piano in Green Lane psychiatric hospital, winter '09, and digitally released as 'decayed ocean asylum' in early 2010. 'norsk' was recorded in what i remember was late 2007. the kodai no hone tracks were released on an album of the same name in november '08. only 20 copies of the album were made, featuring hand made covers and came with an original individual polaroid. track 13 is an excerpt from a recording a live show at the port mahon in oxford, 19th november 2007.
Hope he's okay
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
Rabbit girls > cat girls.
I now wonder where you guys that still visit live.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
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SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
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oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
Happy birthday >>743 feel my love hope you have a wonderful day
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
Today is my birthday. Hooray!
I fucking hate myself for being such a lazy fuck. At this rate I will never learn Japanese
Why is shobon so cute
lmao @ the loserchan drama
Life is so utterly absurd!
I am extremely upset.
Yes, it's rice.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
>>913,914
One difference, for example, is that the former say that all jews are greedy gold-hoarders (some jews may be honest to god, hard-working jews!), and the latter say that Israel breaks international laws, destabilizes the Middle East and gets away with it protected by the US.
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
I just want to go home already! I am waiting in an airport
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
>>391
It's too dark to see them! The clouds stop any illumination from the moon and has left me in complete darkness. I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
Losing is fun!
Tetris is the greatest game ever invented.
Rantatan-tan kawaii
Murder of crows
It's okay. I'll be your onii-chan.
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
I'm a monster.
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Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
Why am I such a retard?.
>>272
Indeed. This place is the most active one of all western Textboards
>>901
Sounds like a phrase that would be used in a sit-com about lovable nerds. It is funny though. Also, you suck donkey cunt.
You know you spend too much time on DQN when you see a character tagged "Now in kunoichi flavor!" and initially read it as "Now in kimchi flavor!"
glass2k is a cool program!
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
When I wake up, I look forward to lunch. After lunch, I look forward to dinner. After dinner, I look forward to bed. This is my life.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
Do not look directly at the needle.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
I want to go to Newcastle.
I can't remember my yahoo password and I don't care about it.
Reminder: you're going to die.
So Gaylord is an American thing
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
Hello, I'd like a bowl of potatoes, please. No, no, cut into oblongs. With rock granules on top, and maybe a splash of acid-water.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
Am I a hermit now?
>>246 a foster child is staying with my wife and I for a holiday away from the other foster children he stays with as they are all very young, so it's a nice little break for him. We went swimming yesterday and went for mcdonalds and today we're going crab fishing and playing wrestling games on the playstation
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
It's 2:41AM and I just got it. I know how to save America. Take all Facebook users and force them onto treadmills connected to iPads. The iPads will be powered by the friction generated by use of the treadmills. The subjects will only be allowed to use Facebook or an iPad while on the treadmill and never while off it. The iPad can only remain powered on while the subject is running on the treadmill. The longer and faster the subject runs, the more they get to use Facebook/iPads.
The end result for any individual subject will be one of three things.
A) A subject will quit Facebook/iPad use causing them to form real relationships with real people and the world around them.
B) A subject will keep running to keep the iPad powered on, causing them to burn fat and become my physically healthy.
C) A subject will be too stupid to quit Facebook use, and too fat to keep the iPad powered on, thus they will continue until they go into cardiac arrest. If the subject is dead they can no longer breed and pass on the unhealthy and/or unintelligent genes to future generations of our species. And the economy is bolstered by the sudden need for cranes, crane operators, and the manufacturing of plus-sized coffins.
I just needed someplace to write this down where I would not loose this thought and /dqn/ was my best bet. Sorry for the intrusion.
>>385
My trackpad got so bad that the left click was broken and constantly clicked, I had to disable it and use a wired mouse.
I just watched Power Rangers: The Movie, how many of you can still remember their names?
No nervous Rex.
I will always be tired forever.
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
Thanks Wik
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
You n'wah!
i can't stand completely upright without feeling like collapsing
>>253
Chromium has AdBlock and HTTPS Everywhere, too. Never heard of self-destructing cookies, though.
あまり人間らしくないね。
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
My favourite
Colours and thoughts
Am I KC Green?
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
have you ever been scrubbing dishes really hard then imagined you were scrubbing somebody's face with a cheese grater?
Started playing Minecraft with my friend again after a long time. I can't believe our server is so nice.
>>882 one time i saw someone with one of those oval stickers that said DQN and nearly crashed into a pole
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
http://www.playr.org/play/mr._driller/1262 I love Mr. Driller
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
I love Visvim
If espeon (pokemon) was a character from Touhou Project would it be Komeiji Satori or Patchouli Knowledge?
If you feel confused or lost you might want to try this search:
ttp://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=東方+エーフィ
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
Jesus fuck. 4channers are such crybabies. It's unbeliveable how they shitstorm over anything. Goddamnit, why do I keep going there is beyond me. I guess 'Remember, you're here forever' sure has it's meaning. But it can't be helped right? I'll just have to take it easy
Let's say I didn't post a flaw-in-a-perfect-world in the perfection-in-a-flawed-world thread and I was being comedically contrary.
エルビス飛鳥を自称するうすら馬鹿・佐藤タカヲのプロフィールをおさらいしよう！
*年齢 ４１歳（ボテっとした体系が見苦しい中年）
*出生地 福井県
*名前
エルビス飛鳥（本名は竹野）というのは虚偽で本名は佐藤孝夫（さとうたかを）
*性別
男
*地域
東京
*職業
アルバイト（苦笑）
*趣味
２ちゃんねる荒らし、岡田有紀子でオナニー、カルト信仰宗教の勧誘、いかがわしいマルチ商法の勧誘、中年のおっさんが人前で堂々と仮面ライダーごっこ
*特技
２ちゃん荒らしでプロバイダー強制解約（過去３〜５回）、空気も読めずにひとりでカラオケ、焦点の合わない目で気持ち悪がられること
*音楽
仮面ライダーのカラオケ
*抱負
無車検の車で暴走して人を跳ね飛ばして負った借金を返済する。
*レギュラー出演
ローカルラジオ番組「エルビス飛鳥のおはようナイスデイ！」（せっかくもらった機会もウィットの微塵もないＭＣの下手さに打ち切り・・・）
==その他プロフィール==
精神異常者として知られる危険人物である
昭和仮面ライダーマニアの気持ち悪いおっさんである
入ったスナックで「フリードリンクですか？」などとのたまう非常識な顰蹙野郎である
==ディスコグラフィー==
常時： そこら中で迷惑なライダーごっこ
2013年： 仮面ライダーを演じた俳優からも忌み嫌われ、２０１３年に関連イベントの出入り全面禁止処分になる
In a dead girl.
I'm not crying, but a tear just fell out of my eye and made a loud pat sound on my jeans
>>924,927
Thank you! I think I can take on the world now with all that newly founded confidence!
I love Visvim
gaynus
>>455
That's disgusting, man!.. Err... Hmm... So... Did your plan work?
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
한국어로 YouTube 보기
People who don't have tea parties must have such unfulfilling lives.
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
All this glass will cloud over in time.
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
>>752 Read it in Daffy Duck's voice. It helps put it all in perspective.
Dear Firefox developers:
Has it ever occurred to you that if the browser crashes, automatically reloading the page that it was on when it crashed on the next startup might not be a good idea?
Roommates have been partying every night for the past week. Fuck I just want to sleep.
I just played FlixMix for the first time since my age was in single digits. It's just as fun and just as difficult as I remember.
These are not my panties.
infinity days hath september.
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
Half the fun!
Mono no aware.
Dammit, why aren't there any light sources which don't melt snow?
Ruby's fun. I like chomps
Come back little moth, I love you.
attachment anxiety
mmm-mm i love periods!
Incomplete god
dicks everywhere
>>611
#deadjew isn't autobanned anymore, and it was Soviet Roshia anyway since that faggot couldn't write English very well as he was from Japan.
To the guy who sagedanced in four old threads: I see you
>>659
Watch UHF, Battle Royale, Un Homme Qui Dort, Survive Style 5+, Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines, Nazis at the Center of the Earth, The FP and Tetsuo, The Iron Man in this order.
As long as there are a medium sized pot and a pair of scissors in every household, barbershops are downright unnecessary.
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
Today's task: read the communist manifesto.
I like number 14. But you already know it.
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Sorry for not visiting yesterday...
Wow there's a whole world of pipe-smokers on youtube
What things are supposed to happen on Fridays?
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
>>121
http://nig.gr/1ad Have some, then.
The site is huge, it would be nice if you some interesting finds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
>>768 The "having the means" part was just a Ferris Bueller quote, I am also poor... but the nuts were like 60p from Home Bargains!
>>413
A year or so ago I, with a similar disposition, decided to stop browsing 4chan. It was probably one of the best decisions I've ever made. I thoroughly recommend it.
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
hey, that was pretty cool.
Yes, it's rice.
Look out behind you! It's a Dingy Skipper!
oh and ちぃむｄｍｐ☆ - 電波LOVE〜でんぱあいす〜
It isn't a ritual, it isn't worship, it's just an offering of gifts.
If anyone else bids on this I will destroy something
Fuck I wanna pay for this shit but the only checkout line is an Asian's and I have all this Jap food
I love Visvim
Sooch meets mouth.
Remember, it's ok to paint a clown white, but if you paint your clown black, that's racist.
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
Oh god please just save me from them
No, I'm certain about that. I'm pretty kawaii.
Robotic librarian moé~.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
KYOOOOOTO AN-EE-MAY-EE-SHOOON, WOW WOW WOW!
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
It's like Benjamin Button, but in reverse
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
The age of computers is wonderful. A computer can fix a good meal, fix a good car, and fix a good dog. Computers are truly the greatest.
All is lost.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
I love you
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
Life may be beautiful, but I can think of even more beautiful things.
>>899
did you dream about a moe anthropomorphism of this 900GET?
>>575
But how will I read, play and watch all the untranslated manga, anime, JAV, TV Shows, Eroge, Doujinshi and JDrama? How will I talk to Japanese? How will I shitpost on 2ch and Futaba? (Given that 2ch will indeed come back)
>>163 Yeah, I had been looking there. They have one for the viptronic project.
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
I wonder how many people check this site daily.
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
>>234
So you're the one who doesn't know >> notation! GET ’IM, BOYS
Thanks a lot [Streaming website]. I really love the fact that you have season two of every fucking show available in my area. Oh no, don't worry about season one.
I swear, if that one guy doesn't stop spamming "Is it fun to poop?" in old threads, I'm going to become slightly upset!
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
I want the scavenger thread to keep going, but I have nothing I'm proud to own. I hope people just missed the thread or got bored with it.
It makes me sad to think that everyone else might be in my position.
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
I've got laser eyes
And I know what you're thinking
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
>>694
I used to love AD, but there's probably less reference to it these days since it's so old now. Also more recently, I think Nichijou too everything that was good about AD and made it even better. Less filler, more jokes, and taking the jokes to even greater extremes! Plus amazing animation!
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
I love myself and want to live.
>>984
I keep picturing this line being addressed to a robot along the lines of Mega Man or something, as a threat to shut down its systems.
Didn't Dr. Wily say "I'll break you, Mega Man" in one of the games?
Ode to the twelfth raisin.
Make a donation to medieval charity King Cake had gold coins inside Mardi Gras baby without eating it big Lima bean not gonna break a tool embedded in case when. We made it like a brioche you make a ring and stick the baby or the coin. This pastes dark colors added to color vibrant purple with green and color the gold wasn't very good mufflers dressed with tangy salad sliced. There's like for bags early 1900s Italian forces piled into it and Sicilian name for plate. Paper bread came in sandwiches same name. Hidden in the hair of slaves gonbo.
Life is so utterly absurd!
I can't handle this anymore.
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
Black President Barack Obama should mend his own country first instead of waging another war on the Middle East.
So Gaylord is an American thing
If you guys are considering getting into Sauerbraten then I'd love to fire it back up. I used to spend hours making single-player maps, I wonder how it plays now.
Chloroform wasshoi!
>>636
I could've been a proper hikikomori by now... or a corporate slave with a keen interest in anime, manga and digital electronics. I would be a reguar visitor to Shibuya and Akihabara.
I woke up with the Ikoku Meiro no Croisée OP in my head. Today is going to be a good day.
glass2k is a cool program!
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
>>566 Hmmm not really me, you guys are the reason I like coming here. I don't think I consciously try to be obscure, but I guess a lot of things I'm interested in, I don't know anyone else IRL with the same interests...
Isn't that what today's definition of a "hipster" is, kind of? Deliberately doing things no one else does for the sake of being different? I don't think that really applies to people here, does it?
What the fuck happens between 20-something and old or middle age that makes people so fucking stupid?
attachment anxiety
>>330
6ch is much slower than /dqn/. It also has a timeless feeling to it, I have to say that it is probably the most fun textboard that I frequently visit.
زیبا
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
>>855
Put a ton of tissues (or some cheap cloth you'll wash/throw away afterwards) on the floor beforehand, and you won't have to worry about making a mess!
>>159
It's like marajuana except actually addictive and less relaxing. The only reason more people do it than weed is because it's legal where marajuana is illegal.
Though it's interesting, marajuana was made illegal in order to keep the rope companies from going bankrupt since hemp rope is so cheap to make, but now hemp is legal and marajuana is not.
!Espeon/npa, what was it like during the war?
The perp
Upon booting up my laptop, I noticed that I had a weired Shang Hai version of WinRAR installed and my firefox was infested with that Delta search engine shit. I hope this isn't a virus, I don't want to reformate my laptop.
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
At long last, I'm past halfway! I feel like this project is going to be completed after all.
But ultimately the cardiac muscle was too weak. His heart exploded, shattering ribs outwards, tearing skin into loose flaps and shreds, deforming vertebrae, puncturing lungs and other organs, and spraying blood and viscera in a wide arc about his now thoroughly exenterated corpse.
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?"
"I'm up all night to get lucky."
>>476
I'm in the exact same position. Thankfully, I'm setting off homewards tomorrow.
Twelfth is a nice word. So is August. August Twelfth.
Come back little moth, I love you.
fuck
They're initialisms if you pronounce the individual letters. Acronyms are when it makes a word you can say.
If anything, this makes that thread a lot more entertaining.
What should I use this £20 Amazon voucher for?
That was an excellent human being. I hope to encounter more human beings like that one.
I can't stand the "fine arts" people who have decided to force others to like the same stuff.
How is that any better than when teens were taken from their homes and forced to pray the gay away, and forced to somehow want a woman instead of a man?
Aaaah, my heart!
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
I found a fun shooter game called "Magical Girl", on a Sega Megadrive emulator! It's as close as I can get to playing touhou for now...
Shall I build a faux-Venetian city for you? Shall I build two? Just give me the word.
Today my pc died while playing Battlefield3 with a friend. I guess I gotta clean and get a cooler. This is my first time playing a high end game like this and it didnt end well. I really dont want to get into the game too much because Im not really THAT interrested in it despite it being really neat, actually.
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
Lately I've been wanting an e-relationship with an older woman for some reason.
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
>>142 Who are these fine arts people you speak of and who are the poor people being oppressed by them?
I wish I wasn't gaijin.
what the heck is unquote-splicing?
Obnoxious Firefox lockups have finally driven me to try Chromium. It seems better so far but maybe that's just because the install is still more or less "clean".
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
I came to share this with you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtI4zLSSaM do you like it
>>580
It is compared to most forums. I mean it's not treeboard but it's well ahead of most bulitin boards.
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
Huge frilly sleeves all round.
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
Maybe I was always a fluid dynamicist, but I just didn't realise it.
>>378
Events have as much significance as we choose to give them.
I spent most of our anniversary eating cherries. I wish we were at home. Either home.
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
I wonder how my beloved waifu feels about cats.
>>659
You could try criticker.com, you rate a bunch of movies you've seen and it will recommend ones it thinks you will like!
The perp
I wonder if I could take dried mushrooms, simmer them and reduce the broth into a sort of sauce I could put on noodles.
Baby
wow wtf am i doing inheriting all this shit
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
People with straight hair are terminally boring, and their lives are dull.
This thread is clearly the work of one DQN. I would ordinarily meet this individual with scathing insults, but this is 4-ch. If DQN wishes to obsessively post over and over, then there must be a good reason.
Pietro is so cute
No, no, no. I can't get a cold now.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
Dear Firefox developers:
Stop removing useful features. I get that it's so Web 1.0 that I might not want images to load automatically or to use JavaScript, but they're more worthwhile options than a fucking 3D design view.
>>226 I check it religously but often don't have anything good to say
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/820 Lynx Dark Temptation, very nice I sometimes have that too!
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
>>294 don't say that pal, things always get better. I was in your shoes and someone said that to me and I poopooed them, but it turned out to be true
Poor girl. She'll never be the same after what I've done to her.
I'm Buttman!
...buttman...
Ticks is so beautiful~
Captcha: love
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
I'm a monster.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
They really need to make a linkbait blocker extension, too.
After playing Minecraft in survival mode for 10 hours, I have
Why is this unplayable mess so popular?
I'm thinking
Algorithms, my love.
>>851
Wow, the music catalogue has deteriorated a lot since I last looked at that site, and it seems like someone removed all the download links too. Is no one maintaining tanasinn these days?
Who're you eating dinner with tonight?
Trigonometry.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
>>571
Probably not, I always got the impression that "hipsters" like to think that they're cool. I think DQNs have just become comfortable with their uncool-ness and embrace it.
Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
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ポカポカです。
i hate moths
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
白い、白い、
I want to have a movie marathon, but I don't know enough (about) movies, and I'm not sure which communities to ask for recommendations.
I know a guy who could give me great movie recommendations, but I'd be asking for homosexual movies in particular and he's still closeted/in denial, as far as I can tell.
What a curious feeling.
But you have not noticed.
my dick is fucked up in the 7th dimension
Hair maintenance is a pain
ctrl + bksp
>>229
It's ok I probably wouldn't be invited to any weddings either
The favicon for 4-ch is stuck as the soundcloud one in my browser for some reason, in my url bar and my bookmarks dropdown
<sup>/b/</sup> was never that great but yeah, it's objectively worse now. I check back every few months and find myself disappointed each time.
In other news I got my C++ SDL program to work after a day of debugging! And in the process of debugging I learned a lot about C++ and Makefiles! And cleaned up my code. Except also along the way I somehow fucked up the graphics so nothing displays but a white screen. Guess I'll fix that tomorrow.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Goddamnit, I hate it when chaptcha fucks me up
Thanks Wik
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I'm modifing the sound files in the game my friend got me for birthday. Even if it cost 2 bucks, it's still fun this way!
I am surprised how active DQN is after a few years of not visiting.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>790 You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs? And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane? Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky! He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Is there a catgirl prostitute service? I'd pay cash money for that service. I'm serious, this is a great business opportunity going to waste.
Phloen Phromdaen
Oh God, Al Jazeera, what did they do to you?
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Have you ever been in real terrot, the kind where you see how you'd really react if something was to happen? A lightbulb just burst (literally exploded, sending glass right across the room) and I squealed like a little girl.
ポカポカです。
They were too gentle.
You n'wah!
Do not look directly at the needle.
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
But look, some of these people are literally living ass-to-mouth.
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
HOMEGROWN PHILOSOPHY FOR SALE
lol, I just saw someone refer to defecation as "laying a fudge dragon".
Why am I such a retard?.
i wish a could get beaten up by a cute girl
>>757 I was only kidding, I have nothing against geordies, one of my good friends is one. Not a bad guy at all, he just talks a lot of shite.
While I wait for the captcha to refresh, I'll say that Walkers Sensations "Bengali Spice" Coated Peanuts are so choice, if you have the means I highly recommend picking some up.
With this thread and a couple of threads on other boards I'm having a big nostalgia rush of my early days on image and textboards
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
what the fuck is a sparberry?
Whatever you do, do not ask me what my favourite fruit is. It isn't apples.
>sperm of your floor
If your floor produces sperm, I'd say you have bigger problems.
>>958
I seen that. It took a while for the flash to load, and I was hugely disappointed
Tea party, tea party, tea party tonight!
I guess I might never understand foot fetishism.
How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
Terminally ill little girl fetish.
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
We should do a Monachat hangout
Fancy lacy frilled chocolate.
Clouds, and then rain.
Happy ponytail day.
This fucking vacation is taking too long. I just wanna go home
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
http://imgur.com/a/92JWj
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Today I learned that people have done speedruns of WOW.WAD.
Why, just why.
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How odd that you should post that Face Like A Frog video, last night I was on an Oingo Boingo spree... or did you know that?
The Lidl "Taste Test" is a lie. These taste nothing like the leading brands.
>>327 here, boards that survived after sovietrussia died, a couple more I found on their new home, 420chan /m/ and every now and then a few other boards there, neet.to, http://boards.rotbrc.com/t-h/ and http://boards.rotbrc.com/eroge/ which are just new and no one is there really, i have SAoVQ and unholy citadel bookmarked but i never really visit, check webcomics i follow when they update, soundcloud, tumblr, emails, youtube subscriptions and inbox aaaand back here. Sometimes I have a look at our worldoftext page too, just in case. And inbetween I get through the backlog of stuff to read, like things people post here or elsewhere. While I do all this I play the playstation and add new music into itunes and sort the track names and punctuation and formats.
While I was typing this I was also reading the instruction book for a new game I got and hanging up washing to dry!
>>328 Keep the faith, brother, you are on a righteous path.
Hello this is Espeon. I'm in desperate need of a hug or a kiss again.
Some nice mournful violins, eh.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
>>161 I had a quick look but I couldn't find one, i assumed there'd be one on Tanasinn.info. There's this at least http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Category:DQN_Music
I downloaded title by DQN-kun today but it won't fit on my ipod.
Hello to all Dylans in the world
This song is so beautiful I think I might cry.
Mahou Shoujo, The Wizard Man.
You'll never truly resist the lunar influence.
>>619
Really?
There go the days when I could say, "At least they leave the text boards alone."
>>480
It was on the web, wikichan cannot be lost.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080503070344/http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/Category:Loli
Someone, not me, should copy all the pages from the web archive on to tanasinn.
>>629
I hate it when I forget to change to <sup>HTML.</sup> DQN needs an edit button that works for 5 minutes after you post.
keepass is an excellent program for keeping all of your ass
>>11
I think I killed 4chan. They said it was a fatal error and begged to never click on that link again.
>>755 Triforce of Courage promises The King will safely kick your ass.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
>>494
Web 1.0? More like Web 0.1a. Get real and adapt with the times.
gape an anus
I can't handle this anymore.
Looks like 99 really is greater than 57. Thanks, William D Clinger
No nervous Rex.
So, if SteamOS is based upon the GNU Operating System, then shouldn't it be licensed under GNU (along with its content)?
I love you
What have I become?
Summer has ended. Autumn has begun, and it might never end.
all this bot does is molest me
Do not look directly at the needle.
"A CD-ROM holds 600 megabytes of data, that's so much data you can't even imagine..."
>>147
They made him take art. It was terrible he, being a DQN, just wanted to play air guitar but the teacher made him sculpt an in that they were graded on participation he failed the class.
Maybe I have noticed, and just waiting to see what comes next before I show my hand
As muh as I hate dining alone I couldn't resist the temptation of greasy diner food.
http://i.imgur.com/SAzqJoG.png
Sweden game is unfair, nida. Corea is cleary supelior, nida.
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
I want to go to Newcastle.
Minecraft wabi-sabi.
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
For some reason I find this video way more arousing than "real" porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2sDsb4XFw
By the way, anybody know who the girl is?
This board hardly got any posts since I was gone.
It'll all be over.
Oh no, it's one of "those" scenes, isn't it?
Nice stickers on that laptop, man! How come you don't have a sticker of an espeon there yet, man? Come on! Get an espeon on your laptop.
Wasn't there an engineer who posted here or am I remembering wrong
Incomplete god
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
Unhelpful as that guidebook was, it might be for the best that I don't write walking instructions.
...turn left at the point where the road layout looks like an alkene cis-isomer...
>>694 I do indeed, I finally got around to finishing it quite recently (I watch a bunch of animes at once hopping between them all). The filler episodes near the end bugged me, but I don't think I've watched a series I like that didn't have at least a couple.
An online acquaintance made this which I think is pretty cool
https://soundcloud.com/demosthenesaru/vixenvy-day1
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
Fucking a fleshlight is actually kind of involved. You have to warm it up (unless you like it cold), lube it up with the proper lube, find an appropriate place to jam it for thrusting (unless you want to wank with it or buy a super expensive stand for it). Afterwards you have to clean it out which is not quite so simple as throwing out a tissue either.
Also, if you consider getting one anyway, do not buy the starter one. It's smooth inside and you feel barely anything with it. Get a Fleshlight Girls (or a Fleshjack if you roll that way) and get one of the realistic tunnels (or one of the other funky ones if you prefer.)
Why does this girl have to reiterate the fact that she's a nerd with every tweet she makes...? She also makes at least one tweet per day about how "awesome" it is to be a lesbian even though she's admitted she's never even had lesbian sex. Its like she's trying too hard to be a nerd and she has to remind herself that she is a lesbian or else she'll forget.
The Kuiper belt is for losers.
Plot twist: Wagahai wa Neko de aru was actually written by a housecat.
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
ポカポカです。
I'm full of semen, I can't stand up.
I want to die. But so many things are tying me down to the living world.
>>781
Program a pseudorandom number generator to give you a number from one to fifty and choose accordingly.
>>129 Great! I'm going with IOSYS - ワァオ！ ハイパー電波チャン - ARM商業作品集- and あべにゅうぷろじぇくと - ぱるちゅの☆おやCHU for starters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN4mFnk-ZZc soundtrack to poster making
oh yes fuck no compile errors oh shit god yes
>>646 The urinals at the place I was at tonight were big mouths with juicy red lips. They smelled like piss! I peed three times.
>>574 Honestly, it's not worth learning. Do something constructive with your life instead.
Frills are all very well and good, but you mustn't forget about ribbons.
Don't you fucking usurp me, assclown!
>>202
Did you ever play http://www.latexnet.org/jamul/spispopd.html ?
I just turned off my dedicated server a month or so ago, or I'd host a private NNTP server. SAD FACE
How about we take someplace like alt.jpd.stole.my.k0dez ?
MaddAddam is a palindrome!
As we draw closer to the end of [Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#12], does everyone remember that [#13] already exists waiting for us?
I like number 14. But you already know it.
Phloen Phromdaen
I should clean up those crumbs.
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
But if I write about typewriters then everyone will know!
Good luck manipulating this one! It's boundless.
Which came first? Ranch, or Cool Ranch?
attachment anxiety
>>234 i also sit here all day every day except the past couple of days when i have been taking care of a child
unholy citadel really is something else... I'm visiting it for the first time, and I'm not exactly sure how to approach these posts...
Last night, I kicked a member of an endangered species in the face until it stopped moving.
Hey, y'know what I need to think and/or talk about more? Death. Yeah, definitely.
ncurses can suck it
finally i am not displeased with my scheme wrapper for it
Without a doubt personal computers, GUI and the Internet are the greatest inventions ever. They bring satisfaction wherever you are, be it at home, at work or at your friend's house.
In fact, I'm watching porn right now.
Lunar tic?
My penis is kinda flabby. Probably I was too harsh to it.
>>252
That sounds wonderful! I always wanted to foster a child. Perhaps it has something to do with my fantasy of teaching a little girl calculus.
Hoobastank were a big thing for a while as I recall, but I bet now they're only remembered for having a name that sounds kind of lewd.
>>26 Nah that's not really what I meant, that would be a bit pointless. A bit blunt. It would need a sharpener.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
What a jerk, what a fucking asshole. I'm going to smash your face with my dick, jerk.
Written Japanese looks like a bunch of squashed bugs and tiny hairs.
Did I just read that some other dokyun plays Battlefield 3... and he has a friend who does so too?!
This time, I certainly went down the rabbit hole.
>>196 How about my new album? http://infinityof6.bandcamp.com/album/twat-yes-help-i-drive-a-volkswagen
>>896
I agree. When I was a foolish youngun, I used to be able to masturbate just to the image of two cute women kissing. I still find yuri heartwarming but now that I'm old and jaded I find it pretty hard to get off to something unless there's some dicks around. I guess that's why futanari is a thing.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
>>748 Why? It's full of geordies! I once did an animation workshop in Newcastle. I also met Billy Talent but I didn't know who they were. They were doing a signing session in an empty record shop and seemed pleased to see me. "Heyyyy!" they said, "Um hi..." I said and went upstairs and looked through the bootlegs they were selling. A pretty good but expensive selection they had.
http://butthug.com/image/20875805294
It's so obvious now where I went wrong. Sorry, boys and girls! I like you.
Come back little moth, I love you.
Yeah, the chocolatier
Moon-coloured.
>>597
Moot added the name and the subject bar again. In my opinion it's better now. /b/ was even shittier with IDs!
I wish I looked androgynous, too, it's rad as hecky.
Meanwhile, I want to disappear.
I love, love, love!
I'm only ankle deep in the vagaries of the flesh.
can't sleep too depressed
Goodbye, liar world!
>>334 Metal Machine Music was the first noise I heard when I was a teenager, and I really liked it, but it wasn't till a few years later that I found out there was a whole genre of noise - and I think it was KOKOROLICH's tracks on the DQN Electronics albums that were my gateway! MMM is just barely similar to the other two you said I reckon.
>>335 That is how I got into him too. He has two other projects - http://wounder.bandcamp.com/ http://hanasumai.bandcamp.com/ three new albums I haven't heard, thanks for bringing it up >>335!
Hey my captcha is inose haha that nearly says noise
I am extremely upset.
wha tthe fuck
I released the emergency mittens!
#fortune is back!
I'm putting it IN!!
>>922
I would not give you a hug but I would violently cuddle you.
Damp shoes are the worst.
I can't do it any more. I can't do it.
>>26
Being pro-14, I'm all for skipping #13 or even having two, three or more #14 threads instead.
Not simultaneously, but rather like: "[#14 p.1/14]" Of course, this requires to sacrifice another part of the title because it's already too long.
Robotic librarian moé~.
I should eat strawberry pancakes.
> our strategy will focus on creating a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.
some days, i feel like i could do this ceo shit better than him, fully aware that i have no business sense, experience, nor education.
this is one of those days.
She just got eaten by a giant shark and you're telling her to "stop clowning"?
How would everyone react to a scavenger hunt thread? E.g. You have to find (and take a picture of) the item that the previous poster mentioned, and state an item for the next poster.
Turns out the daring window display that really caught my eye was designed by the girl I'm trying not to fall for. I don't want any of these stupid pseudoromantic coincidences, life!!
>>396 I did that and looked cute so I kept doing it and now I'm a huge faggot.
>>576
Did you really just referred to Kareha as bleeding edge?
I am the velvet guy.
Cleaning sperm of your floor after self whiping yourself and jacking off to feet is such a pain
I should make a minecraft mod with Boone and mittons.
Unable to sleep, have diarrhoea a-fucking-gain, bitch won't stop nagging. Hooray for being alive.
vc: flaw. How fitting.
I'm a sexy male! You're welcome to oil my body and play with my nipples.
Does it count as a blowjob if I rub my dick on the head of a bottle after a girl drank from it?
gaynus
I don't think I understand the whole reddit thing and why users would care about it.
Am I a hermit now?
Someone calling for me, from a great distance, almost drowned out by the wind.
yellow cat
Is Kanye West a Modernist or a Postmodernist?
I love apples. The only other fruits that even come close to being as delicious are cherries and strawberries.
HAMMINGU
Is there a way to get rid of the plastic bit in the middle of a roll of Scotch tape without unrolling the tape? I've been at it for a day but no luck.
I'm not complaining but I'd have made this thread #13 like in league tables whenever there are two tied for a position, they have the same number, and the following one is the number it would have been anyway rather than the net number after the tied one. The "lovely weather" one was the leading #11 since it came first. But now we are back to normal and it doesn't matter! Let's put it all behind us.
I am an incredibly stupid person.
Shii, MODD, Squeeks, someone save us.
I wish I hadn't bumped that thread.
Metal Machine Music, Re-Take OST, and most Goreshit sound a lot alike.
>>540
The help page for "I'm dying" could not be opened because it is in a depricated windows help file type, however a program used to add support for old windows help file types can be gained by going through the 3415 step authentication and verification of validity of your system process.
I need to stop getting all this alcohol for free.
Onii-chan, elephant juice!
Dylan
I've just noticed that my W, A, S, and D keys are considerably more worn than any of the others on my keyboard from all the video gaming I've done on it.
It's a kitten.
I have lost all my passion
ポカポカです。
Destroy Snoop Dogg
>>404
If someone doesn't start this before I go out I'll be ANGRY
Maybe I could be a teacher for special needs kids...
>>532
I saw a post detailing something very similar on another unspeakable site
There's my kutyuli mutyuli!
And it even retains its fragrance - truly, a befitting gift!
Squeeks is not Australian, Squeeks is British! You lied to me this whole time!
>>553
Neither do I, but I have enough "weird" fetishes of my own, so whatever.
I'm not a man of steel; more like a man or silver or bismuth or something like that.
>>666 "Hello police? Yes I'd like to report a murder... yes a group of them... describe them? Well they're all black... no they all look the same to me..."
I had a dream about buying a game. I suppose I have to actually buy it now.
For the first time in a long time, it actually feels like a Sunday.
>>283
Ah, I did't think of that! Unfortunately I don't have any redstone ore to hand, and I'm really looking for a permanent light source to prevent mobs from spawning at night. According to the wiki, mobs don't spawn on layered snow (that isn't a single layer or an entire block) so I think I shall try that.
Isn't there a poster here who has synesthesia? I think I remember someone saying they did. Is it good? I just thought I wish I had it, but maybe it's not as good as it sounds.
I hope you see this before the end of the thread, if you are here...
Now I know why she's got blood in her eyes.
Whoever wrote the last thing pasted in the CTRL+V thread is confused as to the difference between "discrete" and "discreet".
Are Mexican pigs scarier than British pigs?
I've done something horrible
I like number 14. But you already know it.
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I wanna be spanked.
