[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 4] (999)

1 Name: Guy who made the thread : 1993-09-8786 04:11

sadly this is actual technoshamanism, despite the concept of being a masterbuilder of a Touhou project programmer may sound as if i am living in fanasty, strangely lego movie was making mockery of alpha and beta, yes alphas are ignorant..... it is true betas can work together to achieve dreams, yet i do not live in fanasty like metaploeyyse this is the real deal metaprogammer of the nervous system, we are the fallen wonderbolts of the night the rainbow dashes to omega crazy who talk the walk into the night, yet as world enters night the battle of the inner world is a bigger and bigger deal, masterbuidler .... the legos i build with are imprinting of my own nervous system, my battle is that if inner world... the folly and inspiration of night

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9033 19:31

If you talk about

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 16:55

you jerk off to your tranny cousin?
bro that's awesome

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 19:44

You've just described the new parody movie called "Weekend at Dougies" where Doug Ford manages to carry a corpse to several nomination meetings where it votes for his preferred candidate. Originally this was going to be called "The Kinga and I" but Doug didn't want to shave his head for the part.

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9034 21:06

9/11 ultimately served many purposes but it was primarily a mass ritual to create an enormous amount of loosh energy to be harvested by the Archons (parasites). The towers were specifically built to be destroyed in this ritual and they have a lot of symbolism surrounding them. They represent Boaz and Jachin, the two pillars of entrance to the Temple of Solomon. Consider verse 9:11 of Revelation: gThey had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).h They also represent the number 11, which is an important number to them. Ifm not exactly certain what the significance of 11 is but it may have to do with the 1-1 duality that generates conflict and destruction.

The fact that this tragedy was a ritual is just disgusting. Whatfs even worse is that these entities have manipulated humanity so that theyfve done it to themselves.

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9035 05:50

>>451
That does sound pretty awesome, but I donft want to google that in quotes.

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 03:57

I love playing basketball there but there are to many ghetto people

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 07:59

"hey you wanna fuck?" "No sorry I use Linux."

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 12:06

Müsste eigentlich im deutschen TV laufen.
Aber wir haben conchita Wurst.

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9036 13:39

Just a fucking idi.. sorry, I mean SJW

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 01:39

"If Jordan Peterson were a... African Ancestor Worshipper"

And so we see that ancestry worship is (almost by definition) the only truly meaningful religious practise. For one thing its deeply humanistic... I mean the Westerners they started off okay with paganism which is at least tied to the natural world, but then they went way off the deep end with the Abrahamic religions, while in the East the religious practices are just completely cosmic. I mean like Nirvana, what is that man? So when someone talks about their ancestors telling them to do something, its believable that someone's ancestors might take an interest in how they clean their room, or how they sit. I mean your mother does, so why wouldn't her great great grandmother too?... Ancestor Worship - and this is really tricky - it works because... let's see how would I put it... it imbues the everyday, human level with divine significance for Being. Like its right there on the line because its the human being, the Known, culture - your great great grandfather - but its also the Divine, the Unknown the voice speaking to you from beyond this plane. I mean if the voice of your ancestors tells you to clean your room you better well clean your damn room. But who would seriously believe a cosmic God cares whether you clean your room?

The second thing is that through the persons of the ancestors we find all the archetypes - your ancient great great great great grandmother might appear to you as a young girl, that's your animus. Your grandfather, the one you remember, that's the Wise Old Man speaking to you. And the great thing is you can actually now go and speak about these dreams you have to people in plain language, without having to contort yourself into philosophical knots about angels and demons... See that's the thing about the West isn't it? Great culture, yeah, but they get way ahead of themselves by anchoring their center of Being to really metaphysical structures. Like, what's an Angel man? That's why they get into these huge philosophical problems and existential wars... their religions become oppressive because I mean hey if its God Almighty telling you to oppress someone then of course you have to do it, but in African Civilizations I mean you're not gonna have much luck saying your 3rd great grandmother wants you to oppress the next guy because his great grandmother says the opposite thing.

And that's why it's really important for us to resist the influence of these damn cultural neo-colonialist who are trying to convince Africans to abandon the core of their beliefs. I mean if it were just about updating and modernizing that would be fine - so long as the underlying psychological substrate is there its fine. But these people, in the name of 'Western Civilization' they call it want to convince you to adopt a system of metaphysical reasoning which is anchored not in the realistic representation of archetypes by human beings - your ancestors - but in meaningless abstractions like 'God' and 'Angels'. It makes you easy to manipulate. And what's democratic about an omnipotent, omniscient God...? It's antithetical to progress because what progress can there be in the face of omniscient decree?! It ends debate and discussion and it controls thought. And that's not good. Absolute knowledge, even in the virtual sense of God, is not good.

So... there's that. I mean... it's really tough man but if you want to get a good handle on it, you should read Achebe. He's a deeply nuanced writer but I think he got to the core of the problem. And if you want to know what happens to your society when you abandon realistic, human-based, democratic systems of metaphysical reasoning - ancestor worship - in favour of metaphysical structures... go check out Things Fall Apart. How's that for a title? It's a really moving book, really deep. But maybe when you get through it you'll be able to get some kind of handle on things and make a start, and begin to organize yourself in alignment with Being just like your ancestors have been doing for thousands of years.

460 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 15:06

I personally use 80 grit sandpaper for a whorl effect, I like to think it acts like rifling for my turds on the way out.

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9037 20:30

Your pee could reach escape velocity on a sub-2km asteroid. These are things I know.

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9038 09:51

About 80k words in to a 120k word fic I realized that the author had some sort of clown makeup fetish.

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9040 17:16

School girls use that cooter to stop a school shooter

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9041 19:22

I really like picking my nose. I just do. It's not an obsession of mine, but I quite enjoy digging around in my nostrils and pulling out some gold. Usually I roll my treasures around between my fingers until they form a dry little ball, then I smush it flat and roll again until it falls apart. Today I took that ball and wiped it under my big toenail. I don't know why, I just figured I would try it out. Now I'm walking around with a booger under my toenail and it's kind of fun. I don't think I'll do it again but you gotta keep life exciting, know what I mean?

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9042 22:32

My true understanding of human existence was earned on a battlefield not smoking medical Marijuana in my moms basement playing Play Station. I shot an 8 year old boy in Iraq in '90 right after the boy shot and killed 4 of my friends. I have seen 4 year olds digging Cadmium out of the dirt with their hands while their sisters were herded up in brothels until they were 14 and used up, just so California can have their electric cars. I saw a woman sell her 6 year old daughter to a French UN worker in the Philippines not for drugs or booze but to buy her boyfriend an IPhone. So no I could give a raving rats ass if my message is well received. You don't want the truth or even world peace you just want your next emotion and newest toy. I gave up on the human race long time before most of you were even born. So the next time you drive your electric car or tap on your iPhones just remember somewhere in the dirt in Africa is a dead 10 year old girl that couldn't handle being raped twenty or thirty times a day to give you those toys. I know I watched the peacekeepers bury her.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 03:22

I like thin, slightly charred crust, sweet basil red sauce, anchovies and buffalo motz.

I have homosexual proclivities, mostly just men participating in masturbating, but not actually touching each other.

Meat lovers is pretty solid, no pun intended.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 17:01

is this more footwork or ghettotech ?

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9045 21:00

I have been lurking here since the fall of 1991, and only posted
rarely in the past 3 years to avoid problems. But there are 2 things that
have prompted me to finally speak my mind here: The first has been this
thread about what is right/wrong with furrydom, and the second was
attending a small furry party at the home of Peter Stoller this past
weekend.

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 01:45

Some say that global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the Chinese.

But I say, show me the receipts.

Because why would Xi Jinping want to flood my basement? Rust my Bowflex? To what end?

To what end?

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9046 07:02

I still say an owner doesn't own something until he has at least shoved part of it up his ass.

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 09:51

I like Tom Green, it may seem different, but he really stands for family values. He had a lot of performances with his own parents.

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:12

It's not FPTP just because some of the mechanics are kinda similar. Say you're voting on where to eat with a group of 10 friends. The choices are Chinese, Italian, or the Shit-Sandwich Shack. 3 of your friends love Chinese and 3 love Italian, the remaining 4 friends are dung beetles.

In FPTP you're all going to be eating shit sandwiches. Someone might get clever once in awhile and try to guess the choice of the other people but since you can't fully discuss the choice before hand you are at some point going to be eating crap.

In PR either the group splits up and each bit goes to it's own restaurant. Or, you order from each, spending more on delivery fees, still now have to figure out where to go, and you get to smell shit-sandwiches while you eat.

In IRV you maybe don't get the wonton soup you wanted but you do at least get a non-shit meal inside a restaurant. And when the group starts getting tired of Italian they aren't going to just keep voting for Italian to avoid having to eat shit.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9047 22:46

If your cum tastes like vinegar please see a doctor.

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 20:54

You're trying to engage on Twitch chat. You're going to lose.

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9048 21:56

Try a pool cleaner vacuum while underwater, especially with a heated pool, it will give you the best orgasm of your entire life. the fans rapidly but gently smack the head of your dick while giving really strong suction. obviously stick your fingers in first to make sure it's safe, not every pool vacuum is the same. I've had blowjobs from 3 different women and 4 different men, I've used vacuums, cock-pumps, fleshlights, vibrators... and NOTHING compares to the pool cleaner. I'm not even fucking kidding right now, if you get the chance, try it. the only thing that is even remotely close to how good that pool vacuum felt was straight up vaginal sex with this fat chick who had a really warm snatch, it was like sticking my dick into a wet loaf of banana bread straight out of the oven, and yes this fucking pool cleaner vacuum was better than that. I don't own a pool or else I'd be doing it every day. unfortunately the owner of the pool caught me doing it so I'm not allowed to be within 1000 feet of his house anymore but it was so fucking worth it, I'm telling you that fucking pool vacuum is like heaven. honestly the only reason I even want to get rich is so I can afford my own house with a heated pool and of course a pool vacuum. I can't wait to buy a dozen different brands and styles of pool cleaners and fuck them all. I live for that day to come.

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 07:41

I am a refined, perfectly marbled slab of Wagyu and you are a cheap McDonalds hamburger patty that someone dropped on the floor and brushed the hair off as best they could before slopping it out to whatever fat piece of shit ordered it.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 08:07

Would Kim Jong OOn rust my doorknob?

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 09:34

cant spell American dream without eric andre

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9049 17:01

Salieri is like Wile E. Coyote except that he clearly admires and envies Mozart. I like that twist.

480 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 03:11

The Parkland shooting was almost 4 months ago. Paul Manafortfs initial indictment was unsealed October 30 last year. Just over a year ago Trump withdrew from the Paris Agreement. Itfs the Trump-Time Warp. Itfs like Trump is a giant celestial body of immense gravitational mass and the closer to his mass you get, the more time seems to slow on a scandal-per-day basis. I wouldnft say hefs like a black hole because the only thing that goes in is Fox News and fast food. And itfs All a part of the spacetimetrump alternate continuum we warped into, initially in 2012 with the Mayan destruction of regular spacetime

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9050 20:37

Yeah idk why Portland thinks they're so weird. The only notable things they have are street poop and degeneracy, and SF is smellier and more degenerate than Portland.

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 07:07

Imagine being this selfish. I can't, I'm not a woman.

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 15:50

The media doesn't spread public opinion, it generates public opinion.

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 20:34

If you want a vision of the future, imagine tedious bad-faith arguments with children on imageboards where nobody ever wins or loses, on repeat, FOREVER.

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:43

All truth is emotional but also extremely hierarchical. Retards with low empathy have low level truths they are unable to assert socially. There is no elooking for truthf you have always already found it. What you are really looking for is the power to assert your truth.

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:44

Speculative vision of a future where the only two ways to die are euthanized by the state following a lengthy bureaucratic procedure or shot by a cute incel at school

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9051 21:45

A metaphysical reading of inceldom as a movement that redefines the very role of man in the universe. Incel will be taught at school. The things we do. Wrt western civilization. Yesc I am an incel. Everything i say is an incel confession. Made under duress of some sort.

488 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9052 20:41

Does retard sadness exist? I know what itfs like to sperg out in total lack of hope. I know what itfs like to want to go out and shoot up normies by the triple digits. I know what itfs like to want to smear the feces in my diapers over my cut up arms. I know what itfs like to long to be shoved into a gas chamber. For my existence, my personhood to be annulled in a second and turned into a statistic. Tard existence is oh so fickle. But something so passive, wise and lachrymose as sadness will never be understood to someone like me. Sadness implies a mourning for a loss of value, and nothing about my existence ever had any value in the first place. If you ever experienced any value, you wouldnft understand my happiness. By any means, Ifm a pretty happy retard.

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 19:37

It's gotten to the point that if somebody doesn't have an expressly Anglo last name, I immediately don't trust them.

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9053 22:56

I have played Battlefield since BF1942, and I have studied World War 2 since I was 5 years old. I majored in Economics at UCLA with a minor in German Studies, with a heavy focus on the Second World War. To call me guneducatedh because I want a reasonablly authentic game is completely uncalled for. Women DID NOT serve for the Wehrmacht or the Waffen SS. I am by no means a sexist, but any quick search online of female roles during the Third Reich will reveal that Hitlerfs ambition for women was to reproduce as many children as possible, in order to create more gAryanh people and keep the German military full of new soldiers. Having women on the frontlines was the LAST thing that Hitler and the Nazis wanted. You know what Patrick, maybe YOU are uneducated. Maybe you should do some research on WW2 and realize that the game you are creating is a joke. I call on all of you, DO NOT BUY THIS GAME. We as a community should not be subjected to comments from EA degrading us as uneducated bigots, simply for wanting a game that feels like a World War 2 shooter. Disgusted.

Edit: Yes, as many people have pointed out, I did lie about my background in this post. This post was an attempt to put pressure on EA and raise awareness to this issue. I believe if enough pressure is put on DICE and EA, they will create a setting that disables customization and allows for player models that look similar to Battlefield 1 (different silhouettes for each class, somewhat proper uniforms for each faction, correct helmets). I honestly believe that no one wants to take away someone's ability to choose what gender and race their soldier is. However, I also believe that this shouldn't take away someone's ability to choose to play the most accurate representation of World War 2 that the game offers. More choice is a good thing, and to want a historically presentable viewing experience should not be seen as "uneducated."

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 04:17

HE WAS BORN WITH GAYSONITIS , HE TROWS UP EVERY TIME HE EATS A BLACK COCK .

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 10:29

Someone said "I feel bad for Hellen Keller, she cant hear this..."
She's also dead, so. There's that.

493 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 18:38

In Missoula, run by the friggin' Green Party, cops would round up bums and give them one-way Greyhound tickets to Seattle on a regular basis.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9054 19:31

Maximilian i hope you kmow that this guy is a communist. He's admitted it on public televisions and proudly. Democracy is far from communism. He hides behid the name of democracy to pedal communist propaganda. Your frustration with the world is because of corporate fascism, not free market capitalism. Free market capitalism and true democracy were designed to compliment one another. What's happened is that major corporations have gamed the system through corruption of government and eliminated competition where by they've become monopolies (that is corporate fascism). Like communism, fascism is a totalitarian regime which always leads to misery. Don't by this guys bologna, he's a disgraceful liar and should know better.

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9055 14:30

I was going to make a comment complaining about how the -punk suffix has been stripped of any deeper meaning or pathos and diminished into a word-add-on to indicate that a fictional world includes something, but then I realized that being diminished from a meaningful thing to a shallow aesthetic indicator makes it a decent metaphor for the punk movement itself.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 00:43

But on the other hand they got enough torque to pull a priest off a choirboy

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 01:01

When I was in high school, I had a potted plant in my room that looked a little like a mini palm tree (it had a bare stem and a head of stringy leaves at the top). At some point I decided that the soil in the pot was a convenient place to jizz whenever I masturbated.

This went on happily for a few weeks, but eventually, it seems the ants found it. For several days there was a constant stream of ants going to my cumplant. Of course during this time I made sure to deposit more fresh loads for them to eat.

Eventually, it seems they decided that it was such a good location, they would move in. I noticed that they started carrying in these little white pellets that I assume were probably eggs. There were also a lot of winged ants that showed up and they would hang around uselessly at the base of the plant. I kept the ant colony well fed with jizz for some months, and sometimes if I had some spare time I would just sit and stare at them busily running around with their little white egg pods or whatever they were.

Unfortunately I don't remember how this story ended. I think my mom probably noticed the ants and sprayed everything and killed them all, but at least for a little while I had this wonderful motherly feeling of protecting my little colony and nourishing it with my nut-milk.

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9058 19:35

These are preliterate, superstitious savages we're dealing with, and they really believe that the computer they're furiously typing "OIL IS AIDS!!!!" into runs on magic.

499 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 00:42

some hope? why do you retards hope and wish so much about blockchain? jesus. nothing is going to fill up the emptiness in you. shut the fuck up about blockchain. good god dude. you people are fucking pathetic. you need a fuckin jesus-like figure and you found it in blockchain. pathetic ass bitch.

500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 01:48

>>499
I don't know where you found that comment from but it's excellent

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 02:11

>>500
/r/buttcoin

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 04:54

•sˆÓ

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 06:31

Oh God, itfs the SF Debris skit where Wookiepedia and Memory Alpha battle it out over who has the best articles on boobs.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 14:00

Hard to believe that Zoe Quinn getting caught sucking dick to get reviews for her shitty indie game completely altered the course of western civilization forever.

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9059 20:41

Nobody has any problem with LGBT people anymore[citation needed]!!! which is why I'm having an extended meltdown about how I don't want to see LGBT people anywhere or be reminded of their existence or the fact they want equal rights! I'm just a PERFECTLY NON HOMOPHOBIC HUMAN[citation needed] who for COMPLETELY RATIONAL REASONS has an absolutely disproportionate averse reaction to symbols of the LGBT community and go into REASONABLE DISCOURSE regarding "leeches" who want to destroy everything I love.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9060 10:32

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507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9061 16:17

You know you can watch impossible things, like a functioning socialist society, and not have to believe in them. It's called science fiction for a reason.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 03:17

This isnft the eighties anymore sweetheart, bringing out MADD and OMM like theyfre even relevant anymore. The odds of any of you recently having ever had a personal experience w one of those groups is astronomically low, while American youth hears the outrage from Marxists on a daily basis in their universities and in news media, both of which have more influence than 1000 MADD groups could ever have. We see BLM, March for our Lives and Womenfs marches every damn day, and the people funding those groups sure as shit are not Christians, theyfre hard leftists, many of them openly proclaiming themselves Marxists, post modernists, etc.

Anyone who knows anything about Marxist history knows top members meeting in secret is exactly how they conducted themselves, whether it be Trotsky in New York, Luxembourg in Germany or Lenin while in exile. Itfs absolutely astonishing the internal contradictions of a movement led and funded by ultra wealthy oligarchs, the same kind of people Trotsky was begging for money from while he was in New York for the purpose of financing the Russian revolution, which later brought us the second most murderous dictator in human history and a mass genocide of Russian Christians only dwarfed by Maofs China. Itfs always been a movement led by blood and power thirsty authoritarians using half baked philosophy purposely meant to appeal to the idealism of stupid young people.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 04:20

>>508
Are you posting that because you disagree with it?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:36

>>509
I guess I don't see the logic of ultra wealthy oligarchs funding an ideology that explicitly advocates for class warfare against ultra wealthy oligarchs

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:49

>>510
mao's red guard never touched mao
mao's red guard believed that they were getting rid of powerful and rich people -- sure, maybe they were... but only certain ones
elites want you to be against other elites
after all, it's not as if all billionaires get along
people in power want to take power from other people in power

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:51

and at the end of the day, antifa thugs are more likely to beat up impoverished rednecks than billionaires

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 05:53

and similarly, poor rednecks worried about diminishing wages and increased competition for labor are more likely to beat up poor antifa thugs (who are probably drowning in student loan debt and probably work in retail or something) than elites who are advocating for mass immigration

and nothing changes

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 06:45

>>510
Or news media collectively advocating an ideology that wants a single state-run media?
Or universities collectively advocating an ideology that calls for more uneducated labor?
Or how this person has gone to great lengths to profess their Christianity when Christ isn't exactly notable for being pro-rich or very on board with having people use religion to sell their goods and ideology?

But if you group all the people you don't like and all the current events you don't like together you too can be in politics.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9062 07:03

>>514
Have you been to a university lately, buddy? I'm in university right now, and let me tell you -- SJWs are everywhere here. Yes, they really do exist. If you actually go outside, you'll find them. Unless you live in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe you just don't go out much.

And you gotta be out of your fucking mind if you think media isn't biased.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 00:12

As a kid I would put Nutella on toilet paper when we didn't have any bread left.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 02:31

Recently my social life has been falling apart due to life changes. Lost all my friends, and I never talk to anyone in my college classes, and there are no clubs in the summer for meeting people, which drove these latent urges of mouse torture to resurface after years of dormancy. Torturing mice to death is the best stress reliever for me. For the week after I do it, I feel rejuvenated and able to stop procrastinating on my homework.

Mice are the perfect torture subjects, too. They are obviously intelligent enough to suffer (I can see their intellect when they try to escape me in creative ways) but people don't care about animals regarded as "vermin" as much as other animals. Very disposable and cheap, a live feeder mouse is just $3. It's legal because Mus musculus aren't protected in the animal welfare act.

In the past 2 weeks I have tortured 4 mice to death. Here's how I did it:

Mouse #1: Suffocated to death by squeezing its head with tongs. Got satisfaction from seeing it squirm around trying to escape, but died too quickly (30 seconds), and not as satisfying since I didn't get to hear it squeak or mutilate it

Mouse #2: The most satisfying one yet. I tormented it by holding it by the tail for minutes by end, and taunting it by hanging a pen in front of it and watching it try to grab on. Trapped it in a cup and watched it jumping around trying to escape. Pinched its tail with a pencil and watched it squeak and pace around and lick its tail in pain. Then the grand finale: Used scissors to rip off all 4 arms and legs, bled everywhere and squeaked so loud, until it was just a terrified head and torso with no way to run away when I scared it, LOL. Died in 15 seconds from blood loss and shock.

Mouse #3: Stupid. Kept it in the car too long, died after 4 hours of heat exhaustion. It suffered a lot but never got to see it

Mouse #4: Held it by the tail and pinched the tip of the tail and ripped it off to watch the mouse squirm around while hanging. Submerged it in a pot of boiling water, squeaked for a few seconds and quickly died from internal burns.

I have many many ideas. Injecting 10 cc of water with a hypodermic needle to induce severe water intoxication. Dropping in sulfuric acid. Razor blade.

It's actually really energizing for me and helps me do homework. But it's really addicting, I can't stop. People say I need to get help, what does that mean? Search for "psychologist" on google maps and call them up for an appointment? I know I'm not a budding serial killer because I do not feel this way at all towards any other animals or humans. Only Mus musculus.

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9063 02:51

>>517
What the fuck? Report this person.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9064 23:10

THERE IS AN ALL OUT WAR GOING ON TOWARDS MY ANIME TITTIES! WE MUST UNITE AND SHOW OUR LOVE FOR LOLI TITS! GIVE ME SEXY 2D GIRLS OR GIVE ME DEATH! JOIN ME AND WE SHALL MARCH ON SONY HEADQUARTERS ON JULY 4TH, A DAY SIGNIFYING OUR FREEDOM AND INDEPENDENCE! BRING YOUR PROTEST SIGNS AND MAKE SURE TO PUT ANIME TITTIES ALL OVER THEM! SEE YOU SOON.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 13:38

True. Japan is similar to Detroit in its savagery but they choose to not make accurate statistics. There are very many Yakuza drive-by shootings on innocents, violent/fatal bank and 7eleven robberies, deadly personal disputes, and police shootouts that simply are ignored by everyone on the daily. Dont be fooled by the overall social harmony when you're in Japan, it is an illusion and many people are harboring murderous rage under the surface. Yes, even those salarymen reading cute manga on the subway and the very considerate and almost too polite teenagers.... you have no idea what evil they are capable of. It is an absolute bloodbath in Japan and its time that the government acknowledges this.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 14:26

Imagine Andropov playing Dota

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 14:38

Snow Den

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9065 15:38

So this guy just sent me a picture of his dick, and it was wearing glasses.

I'm not kink shaming here, there's nothing wrong about this, but like this dudes dick had fucking spectacles. It caught me off guard and I won't lie I had a giggle or two.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9066 04:38

Dr John M Paolella says

December 22, 2017 at 6:42 pm

Thanks so much for the roasted red pepper recipe. I am an Italian-American gentleman who has fond memories of my grandmothers roasting these peppers by hand over an open flame on the old gas stoves. Your approach is so much easier (and less painful) and produces a wonderful result. The peppers are delicious and also bring back wonderful childhood memories of celebrating family dinners in my grandparentsf homes. Grazie Mille.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 07:02

python is low level compared to my preferred business application development environment, ScratchJr (though i dabble in mine craft)

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 18:52

Dismantling the government is a weird way to become a dictator.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9067 20:41

>>519
FLAT IS JUSTICE!

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9068 19:45

well nobody wants the frothy byproduct of his milky tits, so it's no surprise he's trying to push a trade war based on his failure to sell his own chest cream.

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9069 06:26

I don't enjoy that veiny neck.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9071 09:42

Here is the best illustration of how an inferiority complex marks a face. Homeliness and rejection by beautiful girls has made him a victim of hurt ego in his formative years. I refer to these types as the backstairs brooders or future revolutionaries (pronounced haters of Mankind).
This is the tied-into-knots visage of a non-personality; a typical English sitter on chairs in a side-saddle manner, unsure of anything, least of himself.
Being trembling uncertain of everything around him and unable to come to any conclusion as to what Does and Does Not matter, he turned to mathematics in order to prove to those who could not tell automatically, what was Right. He is a specimen of the Anglosex INDEFINITENESS. As a mathematical philosopher, not a WISE human he was able to solve the profound question of What is it that makes 2 + 2=4?
Non-historic nations (the English and Anglomericans) never seem to need Patriotism. Grown to national maturity while being protected from calamities by surrounding seas or oceans, they have had no invasions or conquests, never faced total extermination by the predatory nations. When suddenly (and it always is sudden, for non-historic nations never ACT first before the foes of Mankind, but only REACT in self-defense) they have to meet the mortal dilemma, they do not react automatically with wise instinct, but turn to crank their electronic computers and push dozens of buttons so to ask For God's sake, what do we do? The answer is precisely what has been fed into the buzzing machine; a trite response that diminishes their state of being and the possibility for SURVIVAL. They are then led into the future as a cowardly mass of befuddled nincompoops.
Here you see the type of intellectual leader that the Anglo race has produced within the last few generations. A sniveling weakling, totally devoid of the instinct for Survival. Supreme nobility evolves in each normal Human by means of attraction of the opposite sex, hence it is sexual capacity that makes nations Honorable, Ethical and Moral, while the lack of normal sexual urges makes such queer-ducks as this specimen . The homosexual can not be patriotic, because that instinct is the sublimated feeling of the father for the security of his beloved family. I would NEVER give any political, pedagogic or military trust in the hands of a sterile creature who has lost the INSTINCTS of a social being. I would never place a person burdened with the malady of Anglosex, in a position of responsibility or trust.
Russell strived to bait Providence by going to Russia and offering his services. He baited the English nation by urging to give up common sense and emulate Russian ways. Eventually he was such a good Providence baiter that he became universally regarded as the Master Baiter of the British Empire.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9071 18:20

Say what you like about Karl Marx, but the man helped kill a lot of commies.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 03:41

In fact, drinking mushroom-urine is the preferred way to do it in some places. Eating the mushrooms yourself can have unpleasant side effects. So in parts of siberia, the standard method is to have reindeer eat the mushrooms (because reindeer like to trip balls too I guess), then the shaman drinks the reindeer piss, then everybody else drinks the shaman's piss. Each pass-through dilutes the effect a little more.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 16:25

First they came for the Blacks, and I didn't speak up ...
Then the came for the Hispanics, and I didn't speak up ...
Then they came for the mohammedans, and I didn't speak up ...
Then everything was so peaceful that nobody came for anybody, and we all lived happily ever after.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 17:28

tebe ih zhalko? mne net

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 22:35

Dude a fetus was my favorite childhood toy you missed out.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9075 23:39

Is this Hell? Can you imagine a cotton candy universe where there is nothing but you surrounded by a claustrophobic tunnel of more cotton candy? The more you eat or burn away, there is still only more cotton candy, gravity of the ostensible cotton candy realm pulling you deeper down into its sweet depths to a place where even light no longer reaches, leaving only you in the pillowy darkness of hubris to engorge yourself in attempt to escape or sink into it and forever become one with the cotton candy as your final friend and coffin?

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 01:15

i've never posted here but i had to draw this bc i wanted people to know...my love for this beautiful egyptian man knows no limits. and that i genuinely wake up everyday thinking about when he blushed that one time in camelot.....thank you fgo i will never forget what you gave me..

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 20:09

The Shire is blatantly "Flyover country".

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9076 22:26

If a woman gacts like a manh we donft say she is a man. We just say she is a manly woman or shefs British. But shefs still a she. A woman is not a man just because she has the curves of a tombstone, smokes, curses, and smells like a hitchhiker. Thatfs their culture. And itfs not ALL British women. Some of them even brush their teeth like Americans or wear make up like mainland Europeans. Sone even pee sitting down like California men.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9077 00:04

They were 24 episodes, 23.59 minutes each. 575.6 minutes or 9.593 hours total. I could've jacked off 38.3733 times straight and it would've been a better use of my time.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 12:26

Buy any product and when it asks for a promotional code paste in: ActuallyMomShesA7000YearOldLoliVampire And you'll get 50% off your subscription fee for life Enjoy

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 13:30

What a stache/paunch combo... He can't be older than 22 and already he looks like an old Greek man at a diner

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9078 21:56

found out AB has my fav hentai parade parade no iso of it maybe one day i should buy the disc and make it happen

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9079 11:56

>anon kicks open the door to his local gay bar and shouts, "yo, why you faggots doing so much talking in here?"

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9079 14:57

church of pigmhall

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 10:36

Digg combines the depressing virginity of slashdot with the horrifying retardation of somethingawful

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 11:13

Q: How to stop being a cult film director?
A: Accept an offer from Hollywood

it's either cash/fame or art and cult following

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9080 17:02

Hate to be the pedant but printf ("Hello World") is very poor form in C as well, if "Hello World" is really just a variable that'll decay to a char* and that char* happens to point to a c string that happens to contain a format specifier then ub is invoked. Also, printf is significantly faster than cin, and I personally think that it's totally fine to use it in C++ code. And lastly, "I have books that don't even teach cout and just add classes and objects, etc to plain c", you should really take a look at http://stackoverflow.com/questions/388242/the-definitive-c-book-guide-and-list

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9081 10:18

Well is you were a little girl and you got VAPE with a thing that size would you throw up?

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