CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9272 23:02

One of the works showcased, entitled Mag-gies Death Banner, is a custom-painted wargaming miniature of an Orc holding a standard, a kind of decorative flag used to identify a regiment. The banner held up by the Orc is emblazoned not with a baleful eye or demonic horned skull, or any such commonplace fantasy signifier of evil, but a portrait of then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:09

SPECIES
Kirby's species

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 00:16

Incest With My Little Sister Who Is Hospitalized Repeatedly - Today, I Saw The Sea. I'm No Longer Afraid.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9273 01:32

Is the world ready for "Hipster self-insert Vagrant Story"?

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9275 04:48

I think the world is being much helped by the suffering of the poor people.

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 01:11

Racist caricature of a Hindu goddess eats 90% of the brown people and turns them into mecha furries whose only weakness is elephant teeth, culminating in caricature having a throw down with dragon Satan.

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9276 07:54

Capybara is Kyoutarou Suga's pet. It appears in the Yuuki mini-series and develops the ability to fly and talk after continually eating space tacos. Capy is Yuuki's main early source of transportation and is the one who informs her of the Land of Tacos plight. It has a fondness for hot springs and it resembles a sunfish when swimming. Later in the series, Yuuki left Capy at the hot springs to continue her journey.

366 Name: read another book : 1993-09-9278 09:41

Toilets haven't been used at Hogwarts since the Myrtle incident, wizards simply found out how to vanish most of the offensive body products, which must've been a spell the Ministry didn't track because when Harry was locked in

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9280 06:47

It’s usually not appreciated, but is perfectly legal under Imperial Law and therefore fine to do.

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 07:25

Software error:

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369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 08:24

>>368 same

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9281 16:56

>>368,369
Me three

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 22:52

Your opponent's head flies off in a random direction, landing 2D6 feet away.

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:36

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:37

For Fans of (Sub) Akira
(Dub) Akira

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 05:46

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 07:22

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 09:22

"Show me that the good in life does not depend upon life's length, but upon the use we make of it; also, that it is possible, or rather usual, for a man who has lived long to have lived too little." - Seneca the "Goddammit Nero"

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:08

>>376 By having that Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei tidbit right at the top of the article, are they suggesting that's where it came from? I think they made references to a few infamous kopipes in SZS

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 10:39

>>378
It does not explicitly suggest that, and I don't think whoever wrote that intended it to be suggested, as it is not a context where one has much to gain by being deliberately untruthful, and does not directly contradict established fact (that the rant is from a 2001 blog post, the copipe was in S1E1 of SZS, the closest it gets to being counterfactual is that the included text was the Japanese version).

It just leaves a strong possibility open for someone else to read that into it. This is a fairly typical problem with using the passive voice in English. I can't recommend it to amateurs.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>378, should try procuring gyudon yourself, it's quite delicious.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9283 14:07

>>379 Of course, I didn't think it was deliberately untruthful, just under-informed.

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 04:50

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383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 08:46

>>378 they did, one episode also had the "どう見ても精子です" copipe at the beginning

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 10:42

Other researchers have taken these experiments a step further by using human fecal transplants.

If you hold a mouse by its tail, it normally wriggles in an effort to escape. If you give it a fecal transplant from humans with major depression, you get a completely different result: The mice give up sooner, simply hanging motionless.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:02

Story written by Kagami Hiroyuki, a massive boob lover and widely acclaimed for his worldbuilding!

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 07:53

billy herrington(PBUH)

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 08:23

Translated from Japanese by Microsoft

Thunder Chan My husband is a slot but I accept all of them.

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 04:13

1899年(明治32年) - 醤油研究所を開設

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 06:04

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 21:20

Not to be confused with Amazon Alexa.

Alexa Internet, Inc. is an American web traffic analysis company based in San Francisco. It is a subsidiary of Amazon.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 17:58

Prince Hyacinth's nose shrinks down to a usual size and he marries the Dear Little Princess. The two live happily ever after.

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 21:41

脱力

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:18

harry takes off his shirt and hes voldemort

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 22:40

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 07:34

let num = many1::<Vec<_>, _>(digit());

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 00:06

After his career at Apple, Wozniak enrolled at UC Berkeley to complete his degree. Because his name was well known at this point, he enrolled under the name Rocky Raccoon Clark, which is the name listed on his diploma.[45]

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 17:27

401 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 09:02

Understand "[infection color]" or "[infection color] [ice cream]" as "[flavored ice cream]".

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:00

Um Dreschflegel Saatgutversand in vollem Umfang nutzen zu können, empfehlen wir Ihnen Javascript in Ihrem Browser zu aktiveren.

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 13:33

my servant stable is a sausagefest

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 16:17

Fuck off. Osamu Tezuka grandfathered kemono into all of anime. There is nothing we can do.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9294 03:36

>>404
Tezuka Osamu is the greatest traveler, the pioneer, the trailblazer of his inner space, his own depths. I'm sure, a rare person who dabbed in anime and manga could reach half as far as he did.
It's hard to express my gratitude for his foundation, his creation of kemono.

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 09:43

for the free sex that never happens in real life except furries are obsessed with it because they have had none of it but haven't come to terms with the fact that "getting lucky" is literally getting lucky because sex is the result of two people doing something embarrassing and awkward in a bedroom.

People are so far apart these days that many people confuse attention as kindness and actual kindness given to someone in a lonely place results in that person to generate sexual attraction for the person that actually cared, no matter who that person is.

People get so lonely that that fantasize about sex with anyone and anything, because it's a huge step up from their lonely lives. People who have had no interaction with others, if they finally manage to get some of it, they become attracted to the person that gave them it, even sexually.

This is why a huge section of society has these fetishes and why so many people accumulate many fetishes. They are substitutes for social interaction.

that attraction to people, it transcends sex and love, because sex and love come after social interaction, thus, if the social interaction need is not met, you will literally love the first person that pays attention to you as a sort of overcompensation effect.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because they are so obsessed with that interaction, that they will ignore reality, make their personas into gods and gays online to fit in because they want that interaction.

They pay to imagine that they are in that situation, to pretend that they've achieved some semblance of success in a social circle. It's like videogames, but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sad.

It's not even about sex, it's about a need to belong. Loneliness does horrible things to you. But they'll keep doing this, even as it pushes them away from people. because this is their life.

You want to know why the cyborg is at the gym? because every single one of those people who paid for self inserts are lonely as shit.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 10:13

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 15:45

Also I'm a boring bastard who reads laws for fun sometimes and I wanna see some oddly specific crimes and wonder about "why that sign is there".

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 00:36

Semper Fi

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 06:57

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:07

bustling maritime superhighway

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 11:40

Almighty and eternal God, who created us in Thy image and bade us to seek after all that is good, true and beautiful, especially in the divine person of Thy only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, grant we beseech Thee, that, through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor, during our journeys through the Internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 07:45

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 20:56

“Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months,” said Michael Treser, a transgender veteran who was with his service-members during this summer’s Pride Parade. “To the most transgender military members in the world, there is nothing more humiliating than having to admit that you are the only one who doesn’t know who you are, or that you’re the one who is being discriminated against, or that you are a member of a military.”

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:21

>>414 I identify as an attack helicopter.

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:34

>>414

>Some young young people are going to die on the Internet in the next 12 to 24 months

This reads like the tagline to a bad horror movie. All you'd have to do is change months to hours or days.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 22:41

>>415
I identify as an unfunny dead meme.

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 23:04

dicks out for >>417

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 09:56

There's a little gnome in your urethra and he wants to come out. DO. NOT. LET. THE GNOME. OUT.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 10:36

1 bItCoIn WiLl Be WoRtH $2M bY 2020 gOvErNmEnTs CaN't ToUcH iT

tHe HuMaNe SoLuTiOn To CuRrEnCy

> insane electricity consumption
> gamers on budgets are priced out
> exchange rate fluctuates so rapidly and transaction times are so slow that the main reason to accept it for goods and services is the merchandiser himself being a risky speculator
> it hasn't recovered to the market price it was at before The People's Republic gave it the evil eye

:thonking:

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 14:29

We believe this project is the first step in the direction of developing large NLP systems without task-specific training data. That is, we are developing a machine language system in the generative style with no explicit rules for producing text. We hope for future collaborations between computer scientists, linguists, and machine learning researchers.

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 21:17

Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you going? Who do you serve and who do you trust?

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:16

The Devouring Fungus

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:28

hm, hektor is kind of annoying!

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 03:26

An oral history Storytelling System

There may be actual evidence that this is not there. Feel free to comment or perhaps give these descriptions to gotland boy.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 04:41

高社雪静

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:26

  • Retrieve missing cover

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 05:43

Replying to @mikami_shiori

install gentoo

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 03:43

At some point a man's gotta stop nutting to thoughts and start nutting in thots

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9306 12:33

For this native of Ohio — an American equivalent of Saitama

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 01:26

🥴
ttps://i.imgur.com/BhCR33S.jpg

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 03:00

Timbs v. Indiana

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 05:05

The lithium mining processes required to make your hybrid car make its environmental benefits basically nonexistent.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9307 22:32

Having a magnificent mane that is the envy of women, men, and Lions is no accident

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:41

i am a condor. i haev a frilly neck and i seek out carrion in the wild w/ my senses. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will login to your computer tonight and sort files in the desktop and downloads folder to your documents subfolders according to their filetype

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 01:47

The suicide instructions are sandwiched between clips from the popular Nintendo game Splatoon and delivered by a man speaking in front of what appears to be a green screen — an apparent effort to have him blend in with the rest of the animated video.

"Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results," the man says, miming cutting motions on his forearm. "End it."

The man featured is YouTuber Filthy Frank, who has over 6.2 million subscribers and calls himself "the embodiment of everything a person should not be," although there is no evidence that Frank, whose real name is George Miller, was involved in creating the doctored video. He did not immediately respond to CBS News' request for comment.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 05:32

Moved to an Eastern European forest to live as a hermit with 100/100Mbit fiber internet

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 07:30

class DESU

creation {ANY}

main

feature {ANY}

main is
do
from
until
False
loop
io.put_string("desu ")
end
end

end -- class DESU

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 18:34

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 21:21

"this is what a gay coroner who listens to turkish grindcore and drinks imperial stouts looks like"

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9309 23:35

That bit of fur on the bridge of a cats nose is magic and that is why they dont let you touch it no matter how much you try

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 00:57

If you just watch the video you'll see Bitcoin is going to save the white race from the scourge of cronyism, women, and paved roads.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 04:29

I Can't Believe My Alien Visitor Is My Little Sister

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9310 18:41

NTSB investigators either traveled in support of this investigation or conducted a significant amount of investigative work without any travel, and used data obtained from various sources to prepare this aircraft accident report.

THE PRIVATE PILOT AND A PILOT RATED PASSENGER WERE GOING TO PRACTICE SIMULATED INSTRUMENT FLIGHT. WITNESSES OBSERVED THE AIRPLANE'S RIGHT WING FAIL IN A DIVE AND CRASH. EXAMINATION OF THE WRECKAGE AND BODIES REVEALED THAT BOTH OCCUPANTS WERE PARTIALLY CLOTHED AND THE FRONT RIGHT SEAT WAS IN THE FULL AFT RECLINING POSITION. NEITHER BODY SHOWED EVIDENCE OF SEATBELTS OR SHOULDER HARNESSES BEING WORN. EXAMINATION OF THE INDIVIDUALS' CLOTHING REVEALED NO EVIDENCE OF RIPPING OR DISTRESS TO THE ZIPPERS AND BELTS.

The National Transportation Safety Board determines the probable cause(s) of this accident as follows:
THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE FLIGHT. CONTRIBUTING TO THE ACCIDENT WAS THE EXCEEDING OF THE DESIGN LIMITS OF THE AIRPLANE LEADING TO A WING FAILURE.

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 02:44

Bathynomus

448 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 08:16

The President of the United States thus wrote a personal check for the payment of hush money as part of a criminal scheme to violate campaign finance laws.

449 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9311 09:59

450 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 01:52

The word rorirori meant "unsettled from fright".

451 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:02

Pavlov

452 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 08:26

453 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 10:03

  • 1 tbsp olive oil
  • 1 onion chopped
  • 1 tsp each hot smoked paprika and dried thyme
  • 300g Chopped Up Egyptian Mummy Body Parts
  • 3 tbsp dry sherry or white wine (optional)
  • 400g can chopped tomatoes with garlic
  • 900ml chicken stock
  • 400g bag frozen seafood mix juice ½ lemon

454 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 13:19

did he mean like
literally lifting girls

like bench pressing them or something?

455 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9312 19:56

( •ω• )σ ( . Y . )

456 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9314 22:36

According to a website that caters to rural Americans, pot belly pigs apparently aren’t meant to be food as their meat isn’t that good—especially if they have the diet of a pet pig. That said, they are a pig and one of the few skills humans have is the ability to eat pigs.

457 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:09

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