CTRL+V THREAD! [part XIV] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9117 04:31

It was a eurobeat/techno remix of Dang Ni Gu Dan by Nicholas Teo

458 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 00:21

boldog születésnapot

459 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9315 01:11

The New Tetris

461 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 00:11

起動フラグを指定すると直るかもしれない

462 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9316 22:22

You can create your own Gaussian Girl by duplicating her base layer, giving the new top layer a strong Gaussian Blur, and then setting it to about 50% opacity. If you are a straight guy or a Lesbian and need glasses, you can achieve a similar effect by taking them off before looking at women. (Straight women and gay men also sometimes enjoy this effect when looking at men and there's definitely such a thing as a Gaussian Guy.) If you don't, try having a lot of alcohol first. This latter technique is called the Beer Goggles effect. (Thus the phrase, "She's a 2 at 10 but a 10 at 2".)

463 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 06:25

It looks like you are running an ad-blocking script. We've got good news for you! We at The-Eye do not believe in advertisements, thus we do not have any. The-Eye operates strictly via user donations, we do not earn any money from your clicks.

464 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 07:35

guys

465 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 09:47

1846, He has meikle to answer for to you, Saunders, and I have mair; and to me he has—but I maun dree my weird.

466 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 20:24

>>462
I don't understand what this is trying to get me to do.

467 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9317 23:29

>>466
It's from TVTropes, referring to the out-of-focus closeup shots of women that used to be popular in '60s shows like Star Trek: TOS. Basically a crude, early form of cosmetic retouching before Photoshop existed.

468 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:39

certificate

469 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 00:46

The owners’ wives also received photos of themselves covered in the trolls’ semen, a practice called tribute.

470 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9318 22:37

Popular Arguments

When challenged by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to become vegetarian, Timothy McVeigh argued that "plants are alive too, they react to stimuli (including pain); have circulation systems, etc".[14][15]

471 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 00:50

r/AskReddit
•Posted by u/EriwanKenobi
1 hour ago
What do you do if you took a dump and you cant flush because your shit is floating in the water? pls answer fast?
79% Upvoted

472 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 01:13

Once I was at my aunt's house in Nevada, and her and some other relatives were out gambling, so it was me and some cousins at the house.

Anyway, on the first floor bathroom I took a gigantic shit, and so I flushed and washed my hands as usual. I noticed the shit wasn't going down, so I flushed again. By this time, the water level wasn't going down at all, and it was approaching the top of the bowl. Panicked, I yelled at my cousins, asking if they had a plunger.

They had none.

I was up a river without a paddle. I thought quickly and grabbed the anti-slip mat from the bathtub, and thought I could use it to cover the bowl and press down on it to create pressure to try to force the shit through the toilet. I couldn't get a seal. I got on the seat on my fucking knees and pressed inward with my hands and it didn't work.

More panicked, I flushed a few more times and realized I would have to drain some of the water, or else any further attempts to unclog might have ended in disaster. It took me a few tries to get a water container (was under the sink) into the toilet and transferring hopefully just "muddy" water into the sink (yes, I used the sink), and I got rid of about 1/3 of the height of the water.

Realizing my options were down to leaving it be and leaving the bathroom, or other macguyver stunts, I didn't want to be badly embarrassed when everyone found out I took a hueg shit. By now I had been in the bathroom for more than an hour.

So my next, and honestly insane, idea was to REACH INTO THE BOWL, to try to CLEAR UP THE SHIT WITH MY HAND.

It took me about 20 minutes just to work up the courage to get my hand submerged.

So once I had stopped gagging from having my hand in SHIT WATER, it wasn't so bad. Since my hand was in there, I was closer and could see little bits of carrot and broccoli in my shit. Disgusting, and also it told me I don't chew my food enough.

Anyway, once I had reached around the hole in the bottom of the bowl, I could feel nothing. The shit was too far in for my hands to reach. All that effort getting my hands in shit and it didn't pay off.

I washed my hands 16 times. The smell didn't completely come out for a few days.

I searched under the sink and decided I would try one more thing. I found some garbage bags. Since they were big enough, I figure I could use pressure to press down the shit through the hold without getting my hands wet again (basically covering the entire bowl and cupping enough water in part of the plastic over the hole, and then pressing it in). Since this part required less of a seal, IT WORKED. I cleaned it up, threw it away and covered it as best I could with another garbage bag in the trash. I washed my hands another 15 times.

I had been in the bathroom for more than two hours by this point. My cousins were getting worried. They asked if I was alright, I said I was fine. I was victorious. When I left that bathroom, I felt like I had defeated an entire army of terrorists armed to the teeth in automatic weapons and explosives. The only other time in my life where I have felt so victorious was my high school graduation.

473 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 04:26

474 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9319 09:39

However, Shigetaka Kurita, director of Kadokawa Dwango corporation, criticized Azur Lane for lacking the sense of "tragedy and heroism" in Kantai Collection. Kurita described the game as "merely an idol action game with a fleet motif". He found the greatest appeal of Kantai Collection to be the "sorrow of the Imperial Japanese Navy" saying that one might cry while playing Kantai Collection but not Azur Lane.[60]

475 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 01:32

[11:05:41] <(redacted*)> and he was like "IST DAS EINE DROHUNG??!"

476 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 02:05

CS GO? How about CS no.
Fortnite? More like night night.
Destiny 2? Destination ew.
Overwatch? More like god I can't bear to watch.

Twitch should be a bloody place. The latest trend among us vets is this, Stardew Valley.

477 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9320 21:51

Much more dignified than being assasinated by a toilet ninja.

478 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 10:42

Most barnacles are hermaphrodites and exhibit cross-fertilisation, so they need to be clustered closely together in order to be able to breed. An individual acting as a male extends his long penis to impregnate the mantle cavity of another individual in close proximity. Here internal fertilisation takes place and the embryos are brooded until the first moult.

479 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9322 14:50

When he arrived in an ancient butter-colored Mercedes diesel, he carried in the back seat a dog that nearly took off Sabatini’s left ear. The dog’s name is Corey Feldman. Simpkins explained that he and his ex-wife once had a cat that they named Corey Haim. The day after they named the cat, the human Corey Haim died. So, said Simpkins, “I named the dog Corey Feldman just to see what would happen.”

481 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 00:09

modernization

482 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 01:06

Eight notes? Eight notes? Absolute luxury! I played double bass at school - in 1984, we played O Fortuna from Carmina Burana, and the bass part had eighty-four bars of D. Eighty-four bars. EIGHTY-FOUR BARS of the one note. D. An open string. EIGHTY-FOUR #*&ING BARS. That was thirty-four years ago, and I remember the UTTER TEDIUM of EIGHTY-FOUR BARS OF THE SAME OPEN STRING. I have not forgotten, and I have not forgiven. It left me SCARRED. If I ever meet up with the conductor of the senior orchestra again, he must be in his nineties by now, but I DON'T CARE I'm going to grab him by the tie and pull the knot ridiculously tight and let down the tyres of his wheelchair and scream "That's for eighty-four bars of SHEER BOREDOM YOU RELENTLESS BASTARD." If you're out there, Mr Trigg, you have been warned...

483 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 02:31

hought this was

484 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 10:21

you may only draw porn of characters that canonically blipped into existence one day with at least 18 years of existing history behind them, fully grown

485 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 18:35

Here's a blocklist of all accounts on Twitter.

Peace at last

486 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9323 23:11

How to Say No to Drugs

Use our SUTEKI (wonderful) method to say no:

Slurp udon instead of slurping drugs

Use caution when picking what you consume, like choosing good tempura

Take some udon instead of taking drugs

Eat the udon happily

Kindly go home after you’re done eating

Instead of another white powder, have some wheat flour

487 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9324 02:28

489 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 10:56

490 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 15:15

I'm getting increasingly irritated at people who omit the word "not" or "n't" from their sentences. Please stop saying the exact thing you wanted to not say!

491 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 20:45

NSFW] I want to be invited to impure heterosexual exchange by Shinoa-chan after the battle of my destiny

492 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 23:07

When Ophiuchus, encircled by the serpent’s great coils, rises beside the figure of Capricorn, he renders the forms of snakes innocuous to those born under him. They will receive snakes into the folds of their flowing robes, and will exchange kisses with these poisonous monsters and suffer no harm.

494 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 06:39

メリー

495 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 08:00

Correction: March 12, 2019

A previous version of this article misidentified Mr. Lopp's sports car. It was a Lotus Elise, not Elite. The article also misidentified a weapon fired by Mr. Lopp. It was an AR-15 rifle, not a Kel-Tec shotgun.

496 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 09:15

Male, 25 years old
When the villages of Hinamizawa and Hanuda collide, Japan, Asia
Offline - Last On: 3292days 19 hours ago

(glad i'm not the only one who drew this connection)

497 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 06:43

BC Liberal MLA Worries Too Many ‘Starbucks Employees’ Are Going to Live in His Wealthy West Vancouver Neighbourhood

498 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 20:01

When a mecha or robot is depicted having sex with a female character.

499 Name: vc: vag : 1993-09-9329 00:43

JK Rowling had confirmed Dumbledore was gay awhile back after the final Harry Potter book had been released.

Now she's finally settled a long-standing debate over what sort of relationship the pair had before Grindelwald went full dark wizard on us.

"Their relationship was incredibly intense," she said in the Distinctly Dumbledore feature on the Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Blu-Ray.

"It was passionate, and it was a love relationship. But as happens in any relationship, gay or straight or whatever label we want to put on it, one never knows really what the other person is feeling. You can't know, you can believe you know.

Ezra Miller talks Credence's motives in Fantastic Beasts 2 in new clip

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(Image: Daily Mirror)

"So I'm less interested in the sexual side – though I believe there is a sexual dimension to this relationship – than I am in the sense of the emotions they felt for each other, which ultimately is the most fascinating thing about all human relationships."

So there you have it, while Rowling had said Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald before she hadn't spoken out on whether Grindelwald had requited those feelings or how that pannedout.

In the movie the relationship has only been hinted at so far, with no real fleshing out of their past.

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald is out now as a digital download and will be released on 4k, Blu-Ray, 3D and DVD on March 18.

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500 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 12:14

>>499
That file name is WILD

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 11:29

I want to tell all omelet lovers.
Omelette with white yolk eggs was simmered in cheese sauce for "MOUTON" in Shinjuku
We can eat forbidden "white omelet rice"

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 12:08

the luxury of the modern world is that we can be mocked by sarcastic masturbators without even leaving our homes!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 14:47

i cant think of anything more 'Chad' than displaying the exact number of people who have visited your site

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 03:09

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 12:23

The game's excessive violence led to the game being banned in Australia.

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 15:29

よくdank memeを貼ったりしますのでご注意下さい

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9331 19:44

Sex Legend Penis Sleeve #5 Napoleon

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 01:59

The organization’s Web site notes that the “Falun,” meaning an “intelligent, rotating entity composed of high-energy matter,” is planted “in a practitioner’s lower abdomen from other dimensions” and then “rotates constantly, twenty-four hours a day.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 12:06

In 1810 he wrote, "Poles, French, priests, aristocrats and Jews are Germany's misfortune."

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:29

For example, when someone’s job involves getting a job at Starbucks, for example, or when a customer is asked to buy a drink for them, which Starbucks wants, what they probably don’t know is that the people they talk to don’t know what the drink is, they’re thinking of one type of drink at Starbucks that they can use to get a drink.

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 01:13

The offending rodent has gone after four people, using its claws and teeth to injure his victims.

Security cameras caught Saturday’s sneak attack on a man who recognized the squirrel.

A neighbor in the area nursed the squirrel to health as a baby. He’s named 8-Up after a race car and truck.

Residents are on high alert as 8-Up is likely plotting his next attack.

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:15

Apparently, Aphex Twin performs live. I cannot imagine what people do at those shows. You can’t dance to this, but you can’t really sit still either and I cannot even begin to imagine the terror of taking club drugs to it. So what are those crowds doing? Do they just sit around and twitch? Or maybe they bring their laptops and hack things.

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 03:22

honestly, can't predict whatever the hell

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 11:02

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 23:18

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 00:28

It represents the difference between the 5th and 3rd overtones of the harmonic series

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 05:58

Akane Tendo doing the fortnite dance

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 08:02

Wagner holds that Jews are unable to speak European languages properly and that Jewish speech took the character of an "intolerably jumbled blabber", a "creaking, squeaking, buzzing snuffle", incapable of expressing true passion.[6] This, he says, debars them from any possibility of creating song or music.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:21

> Beginning April 1, 2019, Club Units you earn as a Ubisoft player, either through your gaming experience or through purchases on the Ubisoft Store, will expire 2 years from the date of acquisition.

m'dudes, they're not that good lol

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9334 23:40

MATURE CONTENT DESCRIPTION
The developers describe the content like this:

This personage is completely naked

ABOUT THIS CONTENT
This free DLC include a collection of 6 wallpapers with handsome man for the game Boobs 'em up for your desktop.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 03:23

Game Theory: Is Anime Porn ACTUALLY Porn?

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 05:46

Pompeo: 'Trump sent by God to save Jews'

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 07:51

For example, to include the Emoji character U+1F602 😂 FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY in JSON:

{ "face": "😂" }
// or
{ "face": "\uD83D\uDE02" }

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 10:28

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9335 18:41

If your only reason for doing something is a fear of missing out, some sort of sunk-cost thing, it's probably not worth. Quitting a JRPG with wallet-succ mechanics doesn't make you a quitter. It makes you sane.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:01

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 06:46

Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 09:47

:clap:

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9336 10:11

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 02:43

Hi Elizabeth!
My name is Julius “JUICE” Davis, Jr., and I’m a music teacher/choir director at a school in Cape Coral, Florida.
I’m also a songwriter and composer, and I wanted you to know that I TOTALLY ENJOYED reading your research/post about narwhals. I just wrote a song for my kindergarten classes about unicorns, and now, another colleague has asked me to write a song about narwhals, fulfilling a educational requirement combining science and art. Truthfully, I’m just having fun learning about our environment and sharing that knowledge through music. Your post was so incredibly informative, I hardly know where to begin! But I’m excited, and I will be using your website and sharing it with my colleagues. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:22

Primary selection is empty.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9337 22:41

its not the tulpa dude, you just want some dick and thats okay

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 02:36

This spell causes a brushy beard of stiff iron to erupt from the face of a willing target. The ironbeard grants a +1 armor bonus to AC, and this bonus stacks with any armor worn by the creature. The ironbeard may also be used as a weapon equivalent to cold iron armor spikes. The ironbeard makes it difficult to speak, so any spellcasting with a verbal component has a 20% spell failure chance.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 12:05

Tom Hiddleston is a racist, communist, fascist, white bastard that raped his mother and sister, mutilated and ate six baby children, and is in complete support of genocide of the entire human race.

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 18:44

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538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:13

youtube-dl.exe

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9338 20:24

They've witnessed the face of God
And it cried out:
"Hunger for borgar"
"OMELETTE BORGAAAAAR"
And it was clear this was not a god for them to anger

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:08

I'm fucking sick and tired of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their progress?

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 01:15

(ᐛ)つ≡≡≡☆MoAr☆StArS☆)Д`)

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 02:16

The officers were not pleased to see Batman said Parent, as the vigilante quickly drew an excited crowd of onlookers.

According to Paul MacDougall with the Kelowna RCMP, officers had swarmed the intersection in response to a domestic incident possibly involving firearms.

While the investigation revealed no firearms were involved, Batman's presence was not needed and certainly unwanted.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9340 18:30

Hey >>1, please forget such a trivial thing and listen to me.

Sometime before, I went to Starbucks. You know it?
But there was too crowded and I couldn't take a seat.
I was wondering, and I found they had 20% off promotion.
.....How stupid, how idiot.
Why you donkeys came to Starbucks for such a little money.
20%. For such a little 20%.
I also found a stupid family came Starbucks all together.
Family of all 4 spending time together in Starbucks? Simple guys.
I could hear their father said, "OK, I'll order 'Coffee of the Day'!"
It's enough. I cannot endure anymore.
You guys, I will pay 20% for you, so you have to spare your seats for me.
Starbucks must be in more bloody mood.
Fight can be started with the guys sitting around same table,
"kill or be killed", we love this kind of atmosphere.
Stay home, babies.
Then finally I could find seat, but I heard someone ordering, "Espresso Macchiato".
It made me go mad again.
Hey dude, you thought "Espresso Macchiato" is cool order?
How could you say "Espresso Macchiato" with your stupid proud face?
I want to ask you whether you really want it.
I want to keep pressing you for answer.
I want to ask for nearly one hour, "You just wanted to say, 'Espresso Macchiato', didn't you?"
For the enthusiast of Starbucks like me, the latest cool order is "Mocha Frappuccino".
"Mocha Frappuccino, Tall, Double", this is conversantly order.
With order "Double", one extra shot will be added.
And order "Tall", it's supreme.
But if you order it, you have to accept to own risk to be observed by Starbucks from the time you did it.
I cannot recommend amateurs to try it.
Anyway, I mean, "CaffeMocha" is suitable for you newbies.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 19:55

for the duration of a function invocation
during the evaluation of a function,

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 21:30

Upon using the mod, you agree to read more history.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9341 22:51

"Have you heard of the tragedy of prime minister May, the unwise?"

"I thought not. It's not a story the Conservatives would tell you. It's a DUP legend. Theresa May was a dark lord of the Conservatives, so powerful and so unwise that she could influence Great Britain to neither stay in the EU nor leave. She had such a knowledge of the 1922 Committee that she could survive no confidence votes. She could even keep those she cared about from voting."

"Is it possible to attain this level of idiocy?"

"Only from a Tory."

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9342 19:01

Tim Shieff, a YouTube star and former vegan athlete, declared that he ejaculated for the first time in months after eating raw eggs and salmon.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 17:40

Uploaded Jul 17 2014

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9343 19:45

I want to be folded in a long sentence

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 01:48

Minister replies to front page r/confessions post in which a pastor admits he is an atheist.

Minister's comment begins here: As an ordained minister...

Drama begins once users go through his profile history, consisting of posts to the NSFW subreddit r/AgeplayPenPals, such as this fictional post (NSFW, fiction depicting a minor) about a 13 year old girl: 13 year old stepdaughter fantasy

A few comments from the drama:

tapped your Reddit account just to see what it is ordained ministers like to post- read a particular one about a 13 year old girl.
I looked at your posts and you want to house a teenager "running away from someone" as your "nanny" ie sex partner. You have issues.

Minister's reply to these comments?

You need to see someone about your repression.

The term you seek is Ephebophile

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9344 03:39

You ‘struggle’ with mental health issues because you don’t have enough direct sunlight hitting you

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 01:45

We have reached a non-binding agreement to commit suicide, but none of these methods of suicide are to our taste. Rest assured, though, we are still fully committed to ending our lives... once we figure out how we want to go about it.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 03:59

Waterfox now has a new logo, so be sure to look out for it after updating. This logo is familiar to anyone who knows the Waterfox logo and should help make it really stand out.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9345 15:58

On Monday, a spokesman for Mr Biden accused "right wing trolls" of presenting harmless images of the former vice-president interacting with women over the years as evidence of inappropriate touching.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9346 03:39

The Great Deku Tree,(BotW)[5] also simply referred as the Great Deku Tree,(OoT | TWW)[6] is the fatherly guardian

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 00:28

NPC
ID:42;X:-159360;Y:-160256;D:-1;GE:1;GT:1;GD:2;GM:20;
NPC_END

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