(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Ahh what a wholesome interaction between an amalgamation of aborted fetuses of prostitutes in London and a murderous sweet tentacle keyhole loli.
The US government employed Stanley Kubric to fake the moon landing. NASA hired Kubric to produce and film the entire moon project, but due to his attention to detail and realism, he demanded everything be shot on location.
4/4 is dead. Wait until you hear the golden sounds that I'm working on. It's a catchy 2 measures of 3/4 time followed by 3 measures of 2/4 time. Based on flamenco "bulerias" but brought into the future. Sounds like a wall of orgasms. Get ready!
Figured it out. You have to submerge the inside inside him (despite choosing all the straight options, go figure.) by holding down the mouse in his torso then move it around to find exclamation points. Stop movement, release mouse, then start the click, hold, release pattern like other pokemon. There's a few spots that have different actions.
However, buizel just left because of teh fact I fingered grimer.
This game is getting real fucking weird for a porn game.
i was in an onernight train (the kimds tu spend the might in a cramped car with 3 strangers. ) whell no one wants to stay the entire ride in the cremaped car so we all heasded to th e food/drink car,
We strted drinking, we were going from bearcelomna to paris. And i decided to get really really drunk. So i also decided to fuck with the spanish crew. Asking them what was the most foul think you could say in thier language.
Bad idea. One waiter told me it was "me caigo en di*os" i thought it was hilarious, and if translate s roughly to "i shit on g*d" $o there i am like a kid who first learned a curse word amd was given permission to use it. Well the staff were pissed amd kept asking ,me oberand over again who told you this?!
Although i couldn't find the guy. They were all so angry that after the car cleared out except fot for me they started askimg if i wamted a special treat, a big mac. My drunk dumb ass said ssyess.
So o ate what i cam omly assume had human excrement inside it. Not ten minutes before i lie in bed i start vomiting profusely!
Get up and gebtge waitress for water to no avail. It was a long trip back to paris and i never did tell my hist family what had happen. So kids, never never be loud American s in Europe amd never try to be a cheeky fucker unless in uk or ireland. Disgusting o
Sorry about thr poor scriprt this tanlet is a pos.
A collection of scaly horned failed-experimental maggots accompanied the usual zombies, which was cheerful, and a pale ghoul lieutenant managed to repeatedly cast a pain spell on my horse before killing several of my test dwarves with a crossbow. This is good.
I WILL NOT EAT BUGS I WILL NOT DRINK COCKROACH SLURPIES I WILL NOT EAT GRASS HOPPER NACHOS I WILL NOT LIVE IN A POD
Danmaku is an occult genre. Mastering danmaku is taoist praxis, mastering flows, becoming like water - just go where there arent any bullets LMAO.
If a crow shits on their shirt, they term it crow jihad and believe muslims sent it to eradicate hindus from india. I am not even joking.
When is Jeanette McCurdy gonna get fat and start doing fart porn?
My daughter cried because her poop wasn’t winking and smiling at her.
Hmm, woman and horse do not currently allow a 3d printer, but if you are interested, I have one or the other which you could enjoy.
Holy shit. hoooly shit. This guy pisses me off so much. 0/10 worst way to watch. Who the fuck is going to watch the TV series, THEN rebuilds and THEN EoE? That's fucking illogical, and the excuse for doing being EVA is 'abstract' is fucking stupid. Yeah it's going to be fucking illogical if you don't go in order. best way for watching would be the TV series, as he laid out, but then EoE after episode 26. You retain the story of the TV series that advance in EoE. Not distract yourself with...Rebuilds between TV and EoE.
As for the manga which he so graciously blew off, read that after you've watched the series and EoE about 2 times over. the manga goes further in to some characters and gives more back story for those we were told less about in the TV series, such as Kaji.
And as for rebuilds...if you want to, go ahead. I for one would say do watch it, but have the mindset of it being a "sit there and dont think too hard about it" Type deal. because rebuilds is..fuck it I'm saying it.. It's an idiotic cash cow, copious of fanservice, bad characterization and just overall flashy and 2D. a "Michael Bay Wet Dream" Per say. tons of cool shit, but about .0001% as..well...'deep' as the TV series and EoE.
I don't think a gay interpretation of Mohammed would have the same breadth of appeal or interest as a gay interpretation of Jesus, but would garner just as much outcry. From a business perspective, doesn't make sense to do it.
So why is it that every Ivy League grad has their Hogwarts house in their bio and every unemployed high school dropout bro has an opinion on Yukio Mishima
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you're telling me that the woman who wrote a series where ugly short people with huge noses run all the banks is a shitty person? I'm in disbelief right now
Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.
Been on the internet for 16 years. Probably spent more than 60,000 hours here. Posting on imageboards so all my posts are long ago gone. Never kept accounts long enough on sites to build up any history. Never made any online friends. I don't really have any strong memories, I don't really remember any specific things I learned. One day I close the browser for one last time. I stand up from my chair. I turn off the computer, I unplug it, and I put it in the trash. There's not a trace I even existed and not a mark left online of my activity. I look at my empty desk and walk away, it might as well have been a dream.
The fact that I could string together the words “anime nazis” and “astrology tankies” and you know what it means is pretty instructive of how much of a shithole madhouse this website is
You were about to say him but corrected yourself, since furries aren't people
Bold decision to have your finale film be an entirely unconnected series of parody shorts but I'm down with it
So who stops the guys with knives when nobody has a gun? The police? How many people could die before a cop gets there? Your queen probably loves watching people have knife death battles, since shes a satanist. Lol
shmorky had a similar idea in his art when he was prolly more healthy, "world where i can vent whatever i want" is a good way to stop urself from sliding into fuck hell
when u realise people will kill u for ur fuck hell vent and u have to go "I think we should be nice to one another :-( oh no! i'm bad" all the time as ur only content thats when u r in fucked zone
im of the firm belief that people are all insane deep down AND have also done insane things deep down so if they get paralysed by norms that is when they r in the most cursed region
since they have to lie to stay alive lol
weird
ths isnt me saying "u can do insane things" by the way if u do that i will say haha >:-) i disapprove. in a dramatic gesture. but its obvious to me that "getting into fucked up crap" is the norm for human beings and that it is "very possible to just decide never to think about it again" but it is the kind of stupid shit that creates festering crap like Pixar. the Animation Industry. Networking with professionals
where some obviously fucked up idiot is at the top, but everyone else is a SUBLIMATED fucked up idiot where the goal is to never talk about fucked up idiot shit
tobt dox undertale norms now is if u do a bad thing u just dont tell anyone and then delete all ur posts liek a retard and then tell people "I think you should get healthy and exercise healthy relationships witha therapist" if they talk about the problems in the most nornal and direct way which is "saying them to someone"
tahts what i think
the guitar dude from avgn has had it rough since i raped him i guess
Even though Tim Curry was born in the UK I think him dressed as Pennywise 24/7 is the only logical progression for the next President.
Yeah, that gray cat has the strongest theater kid energy that I've ever seen in my life
Olympic weightlifting? Pshh no thanks, the only "clean and jerk" I do is when I tidy up my room and then beat off.
Not a surgeon, but a former Anesthesia Technician while in the Army. I had a few interesting cases come through. Top 5, not in order.
2, 24 inch double ended ribbed black dildo. That was a guy who had it stuck there.
3. Soda can
4. Ken doll. This was actually removed from a womans vagina.
5. Half a baguette.. not a fucking clue how that happened honestly. I've thought about it a lot and just never could figure it out.
If you mention Strasserism, half the guys in your mentions will be Rose emojis saying Strasserism doesn't exist, and the other half will be "NazbolAssadPolPotGang" saying "we're gonna send you to the people's death camps, also do you listen to David Bowie"
This may be the worst thread ever. I hope all of you get run over by a loud piped bus hauling injured cycle riders while riding down the shoulder doing a wheelie.
If you can afford a prostitute or have more upper body strength than a woman, you can't be an incel.
Clams cost more than sausages.
Thanks Steve. Your informed analysis of the situation has opened my eyes. I have also lol'd and now I have woken up. Do I have to apply for my bigot starter kit or will someone contact me about delivery? Killing my humanity to own the libs.
i remind u that i have literally never watched eva and my opinions are 100% based on memes and BL doujins
Lots of pornstars that do gaping stuff consistently end up in diapers by the time they're in their 30s, and they either just live with a non functional sphincter or they get it corrected with surgery down the line.
>DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST IMPREGNATE LOLI AND GET EXCITED FOR NEXT LOLI
you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever
i thought the op said bald kirby games, which makes no sense because kirby is bald in every game
It does appear that the limb regrow effect responds to tissue-layer settings, so if you want to mod in just the skin growing back, instead of the entire limb with all of its tissues, you can go ahead and have an unusable sort of fleshy sleeve grow out, and then force your players to go find the muscle and bone effects separately.
Comedians think they have to be edgy to be funny. Meanwhile, my mommy is out here hiding my big plastic keys behind her back and making me clap and giggle every damn time.
TONIGHT I STARTED TAKING A SHIT IN ONE DECADE AND FINISHED IT IN ANOTHER
Hope all of you had just as amazing of a New Years as I did
The fact that we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war
I see you read the book how2reverb4sanics where the autism hits the idea of creating a thread with such aim and arrow being the target a deplorable opinion and negative in its full redundancy, quite sad cuz I read the book and I consider myself a reverb master myself pretty gangster as well as you, please let me guide you through the atmospheric journey of your mom screamin' in the background while Aqualung dreams on it and he believes will never get too old so don't start ways uneasy.
Isnt it hilarious that trump killed someone twice as popular as him?
70 IQ: Afraid of getting drafted in a war with Iran
100 IQ: Doesn't think we're going to go to war with Iran
200IQ: Buying extra large dresses to resell to guys who are going to pretend to be trans to avoid getting drafted.
Because Worf just isn't a very deep character. Once you've seen him in the three following states - gruff tactical officer, ragdoll used to demonstrate how tough the bad guy is, and torn between his loyalty to the Federation and his Klingon heritage - you've seen it all.
But even Worf is a better character than Riker. If you zoom in on his beard in the later episodes you can see little pieces of food stuck in there. The way he sits down in chairs is totally bizarre and unnecessary. He becomes angry very frequently, sometimes for no clear reason. There's a constant air of tension surrounding him, as if he's constantly bothered by something that nobody but himself can see or understand. This becomes even more bizarre when you take into account that Riker's love interest and fellow officer, Deanna Troi, is the ship's counselor and a psychic who can sense other people's emotions. Even with this psychiatric resource at his disposal Riker is a disturbed, unstable man. It's only a matter of time before his thin veneer of sanity comes crashing down, and he explodes.
I've tried to be charitable and understanding towards him but this is the truth. Frankly I'm amazed that Picard didn't catch onto any of this and ask for him to be transferred off of the Enterprise. Riker may seem like a good man at first, but he is dangerous.
You people are beyond me. Why in the world would you want a picture of a
sheep (?) being forced (??) into sex (???) it quite likely does not want
(????) in a distribution of computer programs (?????) even if there was
no legal issue whatsoever. If you can judge by the number of question
marks, this is a serious question. I'm looking forward to the attempt of
a serious answer.
as a historian it's very gratifying to see my son take an interest in the medieval period. he's so well-versed in the history of charlemagne he even knows the names of fairly minor courtiers like astolfo
Im thinking about Hacksaw Ridge again and how its fascinating because its like watching a psychopath try to make a Hallmark movie.
>ps the playstation 2 sucked
What a bitch. I bet shes already dead if in 2012 she couldnt stay awake for more than an hour at a time.
Irony is a character from Brave Little Toaster. Essentially, if something is said to be "Ironic" it means that it is spoken in the same nasaly voice Irony uses.
It's awesome mod,thanks. I am Japanese elona player, and I believe if only this was also popular in Japan E+ could avoid it's fatal loss of player mainly caused by pee update.
Somewhere, a high school freshman is making a joke about this video and 27 Vietnamese children are going without water
I’ll level with you, if I wanted to have sex with a man who was as vain and hairless as me, I’d just have sex with a woman.
This took me a while to get into. Having listened a bunch of fugues by Bach (well, let's be honest, NERDING over the fugues of Bach) I thought this fugue had a lot of needless notes, superficial pandering to the given instrument. It seemed complex for the sake of complexity. Then I gave it another, more focused listen, and I think it's wonderful!! Counter subject is great and the developement of the subjects within the piece were wonderful as well. The coda might have benefitted from a little bit of slowing down, for it is quite satisfying but over so quickly (and I would add a trill to the last sound when performing, not in the recording however). I would like to learn to play the piece with the piano. I'm still far away from the required skill level to accurately play a fugue, but I would most politely ask you for the sheet music if you have them. Keep building more fugues from this series! Who knows, I might even compose a fugue of my own on the ssame subject, we'll see. Keep up the good work!
It's like a RPG experience point level system. You're level 1 forever and it's a huge grind, but eventually you hit level 2 and get a huge boost. Programming is hard until it isn't. One day it just "clicks" and you go from a codelet to a programmer. It doesn't specifically have to do with practice, completion of projects, number of books or tutorials. Sure those things help but it's more along the lines of understanding an abstract concept and logical structure. I'd say it's really similar to comprehending a scientific theory or a philosophical question like the Holy Trinity (How can God be three people when he is just one person?) Eventually, somehow, somewhere, in some way, it eventually "clicks" and you get it. For some they get it when someone does the whole Gas/Solid/Liquid thing. For others they get it when someone does the whole "God is such an amazing singular personality, that he's three people." The concept eventually "clicks" in the person's mind and they go to level 2. Learning to program is the same. Learning other skills (but not all) are also the same.
Some things, like art, require practice and work like you describe. Slow incremental change like going to the Gym.
Other things are like level systems. You suck you suck and you suck until one day, you stop sucking.
>>620
Yeah, the "hydration" system added in Elona+ Custom (and removed again in Elona+ Custom G, the mod >>615 was posted in response to.) I think most people are annoyed not by the fact that you can/need to pee, but that you can't drink potions and other shit if you're not thirsty.
Also apparently your pets have hydration meters too and will die of thirst, but you can't give them a drink unless you're thirsty too.
ur dumb as fuck
ur the same kids who drink coffee all day saying its good for u, then u say its bad when it's monster. dumb af.
I've been dwelling on this picture off and on for over 20 years. All the heros are going to die as they are in the wrong place. The wizard needs to finish off that chaos warrior and sorcerer as they are most dangerous to him, yet he has to take care of those three zombies first. I'm not even sure what the elf is trying to do, but he better watch that arch way above him. The dwarf is in no danger and is only taking on a single orc. The best fighter, the barbarian, is away from the greatest threats and is fighting two orcs - what a waste of his talent! The wizard should have been in the back using his magic, the elf should of been protecting him, the dwarf should have taken the brunt of the enemies while the barbarian should be killing everything else. This picture for me is exactly what the heros should not be doing but still awesome art.
宁真的不是孤儿？骂人都这么两句?
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你要送妈我当然欢迎，继续?
你妈螺旋升天后野爹我恰巧在空中放了个火箭推动器于是你妈接到推动器之后以音速缩水飞向太空这时太阳蒸发了你妈的臭bi水导致你妈无法卖淫你个死亲妈的孤儿网恋野种一天到晚意淫自己刚的过你野爹我殊不知你就是个当初年轻时风流出来的产物 整天抱着网恋对象意淫两个丑屌丝隔着屏幕爱你亲妈爱你亲爹，你野爹笑的手抖不小心就一刀剁了你亲妈的脖子 你个野种从小缺爱长得丑没本事在网上找存在感结果遇到你野爹被吊打不服就喜欢复制粘贴跟你野爹玩小鸡啄老虎也是不顾你亲妈的性命 死野种你野爹永远在你亲妈坟头跳舞给你个孤儿网恋野种助兴 祝你早日能隔着屏幕操到她被万人舔过的臭逼你个死妈废物只能可怜巴巴的在旁边围观着你野爹我在你婊子妈的阴道中疯狂旋转你个死妈傻狗嫉妒羡慕恨只能握着自己那三厘米短小的瘠薄疯狂撸管来发泄
The social contract is:
If you try to enforce a contract with me, you're a socialist.
Any further questions, libtard?
turn away from the Internet for one second and it spawns catholic doge miku singing a cover of a french band singing in psuedo latin
This is the kind of milquetoast take that's finally forced me to abandon Biden. I can't in good conscience vote for a candidate who refuses to commit to stripping gamers of all voting rights.
whoever fought for my right to work and go to school as a woman fuck you
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That feel when you realize that Jesus might have been gay because who goes away with a bunch of men on a fishing trip and doesn't return with fish.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esqueer wrote in Message-ID:
<***@4ax.com>
"A hawt Asian ladyboy is free to devour my manhood
any time she wants to."
Coming around to the idea that the most powerful and effective political argument against the left in 2020 is probably simple as: Shut up fag
I'm sick and tired of all of it. I can't do this anymore. I worked so hard to create my first two Sonic Inflation games, and what do I get? I never get the recognition I deserve. I could spend my whole life working on this series (Although, I've spent over 9 years on it already), and you people still wouldn't care about it.
I was promised the front-page, promised my name would be all over the flash world and promised that I would change Newgrounds and everything it stands for.
To all my fans, the few of you who care, the ones who saw the message I was trying to bring: I'm sorry.
I always ask for extra beans, because 1) I don't want rice and 2) the one spoon of beans they DO give me is resentfully skimpy. But the second portion of beans is even smaller, and hardly adds up to a full serving, and now the bean grinch is already shuttling my underbeaned burrito toward the meat section before making eye contact again. As the tension builds, I try to think of a polite way to point out the "all-you-can-bean" burrito still doesn't have enough beans without impugning her competence as a professional burrito maker, when her gimlet eyes level at me, pleading for me to stop the mafia-style bean shakedown. But the ship is already set sail, and my request for a hearty, reasonable portion of black beans fished out of Bayleaf Bay only runs aground for my dry, nervous vocal chords. "One more scoop of beans please?" becomes a cough torturing both my self-respect, the existential satisfaction of my fellow patrons and the burrito tech's desire to be l i t e r a l l y anywhere else. I resign myself to specifying steak, where the portion stakes are somehow even higher.
>>634
(・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) I always ask for extra green onion and an egg. (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・)
Quote of the day "Helicopters are the unhappy marriage of physics and hope"
Does anyone know the potential health risk of accidentally cooking a juul in the oven?
I accidentally dropped my juul while cooking, into my oven which was 400 degrees at the time. It was in there for 8 mins then I noticed my eyes were watering and then a smell started to take over. It irritated both my boyfriend and I throats and eyes. The fumes made us lightheaded. We immediately shut off all gas and realized the juul was in there and got it out. We aired out the house and went downstairs to get away from the fumes until it didn’t smell anymore. I still don’t feel absolutely right but this may be from anxiety about the situation. The plastic on the pod burnt and the lithium ion battery didn’t explode but it likely gave off fumes. What else should we do? Im not looking to go to the hospital if everything will be okay.
Humans evolved the Uncanny Valley instinct and the instinct to be naturally kind of repelled by recordings of your own voice even though 3d models and audio recordings didn't exist when homosapiens evolved.
Which tells me one thing.
SKINWALKERS REAL. And this is our DEFENSE.
How is she possible??
People living on hot pockets and Prozac are probably screwed.
Man, I remember when being a leftist meant having a Che Guevara poster and Marx on your book shelf.
Well, there it is folks. The image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.
Forget any other images you’ve seen. This image is the one; the capturing image.
When you leave this theater and go back home, to reflect upon the images you’ve seen while you lay in bed trying to sleep, this is the one you’ll recall. It’s the coup de grace of Wuhan coronavirus images. It’s the Mona Lisa of photojournalism. It’s a magnificent astonishing Ansel Adams quality, Pulitzer Prize worthy image of images.
Decades from now, when someone asks you: “Hey, do you remember that virus thing in 2020?” you will search your memory while staring into space and then remark: “Ooh yeah... I remember an image...”
And it will be this image - the only image worth remembering; this image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.
Hey check it out: the SlimJim instagram account is promoting New Chronology nonsense to the teens on Instagram
Me: I like twinks and like the possibility of Cloud taking this dick
You All: "CLOUD IS MY TRANS UWU BBY! MY ANTIFA SOLDIER!"
Me: throws all my Cloud crossdressing gay porn into a safe that I promptly set on fire
Me: Actually, Cloud Is Extremely Straight
I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure.Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they?Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience.THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.It's true that girls are attracted to criminals but if you're too pussy to do real illegal shit you can just grind your crimestat by jaywalking thru a street back and forth for a few hours and chicks will start magically being into you. They don't want you to know this #PUA
Honestly I'm not sure a lower form of life exists than gachacels.
How you under 5’9 and racist, you focusing on the wrong knee grows
Honestly I can kind of get the want to clarify and separate the work from the original artist-
But everyone fucking does that mentally, we don't need a warning. Unless cthulu is dropping hard R's then I'm not gonna think you support HP and his fucked views
This is cute - but very cursed.
americans will have a visceral disgust with pete and disphit libs will say it's homophobia but actually it's just people remembering the time in middle school a kid exactly like pete mocked them for an entire lunch period for messing up a minus sign in math class
Naked Headless Mario has successfully killed the King of Sodomy at the end of Naked Headless Mario 2. He also accidentally killed the Diarrhea Slut after releasing her bowls of cum from the jar where they were kept for future use. The death of the Diarrhea Slut, a mountain sized woman made of feces with an ass capable of international travel, led to a MASSIVE shit explosion. The shit has blocked out the sun in the Kingdom of Sodomy, and billions of Dick Nazis died. Naked Headless Mario, thinking that the Kingdom of Sodomy was the Dick Nazi Homeworld, decided to rest.
Unfortunately, the Diarhea Slut was also Hitler’s Dick’s girlfriend. Hitler’s Dick plotted for 7 weeks and gathered Dick Nazi stragglers along the way. The Dick Nazis knew they had to go back to their real homeworld, Earth, or as it was now called, Cocktopia. But, the plan also involved stealing Naked Headless Mario’s Penis and turning it into a Dick Nazi. With the traitorous King of Sodomy and his Dik Dik Gang out of the way, it was time to kill two birds with one stone. They had Mario’s head, and soon, they would have his Dick serving the Dick nazis. All they had to do was go to Cocktopia and use the head to summon Jesus Christ himself, and the Dick Nazis would rule all of Reality in all universes.Hitlers Dick was mad about his girlfriends death though, and seeing as how her feces were blocking out the sun, it was impossible to forget. Mario would kill Princess Peach too.
The Dick Nazis ambushed Naked Headless Mario, who’s hatred had gone dormant since the King of Sodomy’s death. It made it all too easy for the Dick Nazis to get the first move in. Hitler’s Dick personally stole naked headless Mario’s penis. And raped peach to death in the eye before running off with Mario’s dick in hand.
Your mission is to escape the Kingdom of Sodomy, rescue your penis, and follow the Dick Nazis wherever they go and kill them all. You are Naked Headless Mario.
Yeah chicks love a dude whose dick literally tears her vagina, pumps twice, cums, then sits on top of her making a retarded face for twelve minutes.
I keep having this dream where Bernie is twisting my nips pretty hard and when I tell him it hurts, he just whispers in my ear "Don't worry, you have health care coverage".
Japanese niggas be like:
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