I'm Japanese and 15 years old.
I have studied English for 3 years, but I can't speak English well.
Why...
Would you teach me English?
Watashi wa nihongo wo benkyou shimasu. Kanji ya goi ya bunpou nado wa sonna ni muzukashiku nai ga demo kaiwa wa taihen desu. Hanashi aite ga nai kara nakanaka jouzu ni narimasen. Konna baai wa dou sureba ii no ka sappari wakarimasen...
>>3
Actually Japanese is known for its easy pronunciation.
>>4
Yes, I also find it easy to pronounce. It's just that reading it in romaji throws me off, because I can't recognize the words right away, like with kanji.
Hi, what do you think about covid-19?
viruses don't exist at all, you all have been deceived.
So I graduated from middle school this year (germany). This means that I had to choose if I wanted to learn Latin for another year and get the Latin proficiency certificate that I would most likely fail anyways. I obviously chose not to go for another year and choose Japanese instead which is more fun to learn and actually useful as opposed to latin. Why am I posting this? I simply want to put my infinite harted for latin into words. There is nothing in this world that would make me do those 4 years over again. It was hell. The very moment you decide to not learn for one test or something THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DONE FOR THE NEXT 2 OR 3 YEARS. If you don't have EVERYTHING in your brain there is no chance in hell that you'll pass that next test. My friend chose to learn latin for another year. We all know that it'll be very hard. I wish him strenght. I'm afraid he might not make it. If you live in germany and plan on having kids or have kids that are going to have to chose between latin and french try to make them chose french. It's also fucking hrd but the lesser evil in my opinion. And it's again actually useful.
To all the latin students: Never give up!
I wish they taught Latin where I went.
In middle school we could only learn Spanish or French, and while I liked French, I wish there was more variety. At the other middle and high school in the area, they had shit like German and Japanese.
My mother tried to teach me Latin (I was homeschooled) and I just ended up getting shouted at a lot. It's good to hear other people had a hard time with it too.
Used to learn Latin in the Uni but forget most of it sadly
I found this place googling "latin language textboards," obviously I wasn't expecting anything but this place is nice.
Anyway I say this because I wajt to create a latin speaking textboard, even though it will likely have zero users.
>>7
DQN Latin would be fun but I'm only 3 chapters into Wheelock so I wouldn't be able to use it （ ´,_ゝ`）
ego sum anon, et tu, quid nomen tibi est?
Salve, mihi nomen est anon. Queso da mihi puella.
latin? french? I only had really shitty english in my school
Latin, Japanese are all shit. Latin is now used as a psyop language, to deceive people. Normies take anything in Latin as truth, Latin turns off critical thinking.
If you want to learn awsome languages, study Spanish, German, Russian.
Sadly, I only speak English :( but learning to swear in another language interests me, not only it means I can yell at you in your own language, but, if I do try and say something, avoiding the offensive words are easier if I know what they are!
Please post whatever language you speak, and anything you'd like to teach us!
German:
"Fick dich du arschgefickter Hurensohn!" - "Fuck you you assfucked son of a bitch!"
Sign language:
4 fingers up, then pointer and thumb in a circle - F
2 fingers up, together - U
Hand shaped like a C - C
2 fingers up, thumb between them - K
Hang loose - Y
Hand making an O - O
2 fingers up, together - U
Fuck you.
Fist, with thumb next to hand - A
Fist, with thumb over fingers - S
Russian
* хуёвый, херовый - khujovyj [xu'jovɨj], kherovyj [xʲɛ'rovɨj] - adj.: very bad, miserable, faulty
* хуёво, херово - khujovo [xu'jovo], kherovo [xʲɛ'rovo] - adv.: very bad, miserably
* хуйня, херня - khujnja [xuj'nʲa], khernja [xʲernʲa] - bullshit; something not worth attention
* похуй - pokhuj ['poxuj] - interj.: means the speaker doesn't give a fuck
* хуесос - khujesos ['xujəsos] - a dick sucker
Jende = Bitch
Kiri = Nasty Dick sucker
Kuni = Faggot
Nane Jende = Son of a bitch
Koslis = Someone who deserves licking pussy
Lighter ones:
Nekbat = Nasty
Pedarsag = means theie Father is a Dog
Ashghal = Jerk
Dayyus = Male bitch
Kosmaghz = Dumbass
And these were in persian!
Naser si cobolaku.
Zkurveny madari.
Romsti spoluobcane maji dneska v praci den volna.
Frikulinsti navstevnici z Bratislavy maji radi poradneho fialoveho dlouhana do cokodirky.
Czech insults are almost entirely focused to be xenophobic against the Slovak minority (and other eastern slavic, to lesser extent). It was almost the next Kosovo when we split'd in 1994.
lol
kuce=bitch
mauka=whore
vamzis=bum
jampampiņš=coward
nūģis=twink
pisties=to fuck
ej ellē/ej dirst=go to hell/fuck off
These are some uniquely Latvian words I could remember off the top of my head. There are many more swear words, but they are usually taken from Russian or English like
cunt->kuņa
blyat->bļeģ
downie->daunis
loh->lohs
peanus out for peanut
>>137
Haunting. What language is this?
Remind me which language (Hungarian maybe?) had an insult that supposedly had a literal meaning of something like "a horse's cock up your ass" but people were arguing about whether any native speaker who used it or heard it was really thinking about horse cock or if it really just translated more like a general "fuck you".
English has dominated the world for centuries and has become the most succesful language in history. So why are Germanic languages called that? Germany is a shithole that had maybe 50 good years as an empire (60 if you count Hitler). Nobody even knows the etymology of German. I propose that the word Engloid replaces Germanic in all meanings from now on.
my Teutonic Knights are gonna kick your ass
England is like Byzantium in the 1300s now. I propose the word Americoid replaces Germanic. Since most English spoken throughout the world has been Americanized.
For a more serious answer (to what's probably not a very serious thread): while English does fall under the header of "Germanic languages" it's sort of a weird outlier in that group with heavy influences from other groups (particularly Romance languages thanks in part due to domination of England by French nobility for a while). Even as a Germanic/Romance hybrid it has some weird features like a de-emphasis of linguistic gender that's still ongoing (the adjectives blond/blonde used to be a gendered distinction and that's why there are two spellings, but few English speakers nowadays seem to know or care).
I don't know the exact justifications linguists use for the breakdown into the groupings that are used, but most "Germanic" languages are more similar to German than they are to English, so reclassifying them as some category of English-like would generally not be as accurate.
If you want to say that English is weird enough to be in its own category then eh, sure, I'm not going to be the one to stop you there but I'm also not a professional linguist.
Alguém aqui fala português, brasileiro ou de portugal(apesar de ser MUITO estranho -.-')?
eu mesmo sou brasileiro
50%
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
sou americano mas estou a aprender o português continental porque quero vivir no portugal
a minhos amigos brasileiros, eu gosto as bananas
a isso nível é tão dificil para não confundir as palavras portuguêses com as palavras semelhantes espanholes
>>1
Eu falo. hehehehe Brasileiro é dificil
português chupa muito. pior língua de todos os tempos
Oh, Portugal, that's the Brazillian-speaking part of Spain.
aos meus amigos lusófonos: https://mokoich.net/
Hablamos español y no intentamos comportarnos como retrasados provenientes de 4****. Estamos en http://cuatrochan.org/ y disculpen el spam~
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>>117
el nuevo es https://bbs.ichoria.org
este no es imgboard pero es un textboard que eso es muhco mejor
https://jbbs.shitaraba.net/internet/26237/
aquí dejo un ayashii hispano https://bbs1.sekkaku.net/bbs/nigga/
amie français voila un forum similaire a 4ch pour nous http://fr2ch.bbs.fc2.com/ je compte sur vous pour faire vivre le forum
Tout d'abord, je ne pense pas que le BBS de Fc2 soit un bon support pour réellement créer un équivalent francophone à 2channel. On ne voit même pas d'aperçu des posts sur la page d'accueil, seulement les titres des sujets, et de plus, la popularité du BBS baisse certainement énormément en étant "hébergé" sur fc2.
Pour créer un équivalent francophone à 2ch il faudrait :
-Utiliser un système similaire à 2ch (regarde en bas le lien vers Kareha)
-L'héberger sur un hébergeur sûrement payant (pour la qualité du service)
-Réserver un nom de domaine (payant, mais pas cher)
-S'assurer du succès d'une telle entreprise.
Les trois premières étapes sont relativement simples à mettre en place, le plus dur étant de choisir un nom convenable pour les francophones, le nom de domaine qui va avec et le design du site (entièrement copié sur 2ch ? Une touche française ?). Une fois ceci réalisé arrive l'étape la plus difficile : "rendre" le BBS populaire.
Il faut pour cela qu'un utilisateur débarquant sache ce qu'est ce BBS, quelles en sont les sections, les règles, les principes (posts anonymes, sage, concept de bump, liste des threads, rapidité et variété des sujets, etc).
Je pense qu'il est inutile d'essayer de popularizer le site, si les gens sont intéressés, ils y viendront d'eux mêmes. Après tout, c'est comme ça que j'ai débarqué ici, ça fait déjà quelques années.
Ce qu'il faut vraiment, c'est l'engagement de quelqu'un (ou d'un groupe), pour lancer le truc d'un point de vue technique.
How easy is French to learn?
>>7
It depends. If you already speak a Roman language, it can be fairly easy. Even with English, knowing that a lot of your "more-than-three-syllables" words are almost the same in French but more common, you already have an innate amount of vocabulary.
I think the hardest is the obfuscated orthography and the legendary hard grammar.
I can say it as a fact, the majority of French don't master their own language, you can see it (alas) everywhere, from the internet to newspapers and classrooms.
The particularity of French is the irregular grammar, though. Learning the tenses for each groups of verbs is daunting and boring, you may even abandon the process when you see that irregular verbs are every-fucking-where.
My best advise to improve in French is to focus on grammar for the serious part, and for the practice, you have more than 500 years of genius literature awaiting you, from the renaissance poets and philosophers to the more modern writers.
Reading French is a very important part of learning it, for French is in my opinion much more divided between its spoken and read forms. Even for French, those that often read in their youth tend to master the language better than others.
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Well, French is hard for non english speakers...
behenchodo koi hai kya idhar? ya sab ke sab glowchans pe marva rhe?
toujours vivant
je suis un ananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSflK1FTSY/
wood -> vud
attack -> atak
match -> mach
running -> ranin
every -> everi
weeaboo -> viabu
beach -> bich
bitch -> bich
Why are you saying these words weird?
Bekaus jour languag iz shit
“niece” and ”knees” don't sound the same, beach≠bitch, school≠skull, wood is just wood
And my captcha is skabotion ;)
iron -> eyeron
rhythm -> rivem
пришёл -> пришол
there is less of this retardation in russian, but it still happens
點心 -> dim sum
klever
penis -> peenis