To Ulrich
>I do not drink alochol, nor do I never do drugs, and I have never done either in my entire life.
According to this, you have never not drunk alcohol in your life. Haha! Just a joke to start our little lesson. I think we will have a few more after this, but I can't say for certain. All depends on your progress!
Anyways... either start being a little considerate of the people dwelling here, or be called a troll. righteously so if I might add. Just because this board doesn't scowl at you the way your mommy does is no excuse to offend everyone. Perhaps you just don't realize how your texts are perceived.
Ok. I resign. I am evil. very evil. I said something to you. many other people here are evil. and corrupt. in countless measures. and many here actually despise little children because they tend to be very right especially when talking about things that are wrong in our murky desolate little world. Truly, we are evil. EEEEVVVIIILLLL!!!!!!
BUT! maybe?... maybe maybe???.......pretty please if you please believe maybe?.... .. .maybe there's a nice person here? Someone who really likes your incomprehensible socio-babbling? (not in the way I said that of course..) And would you, Ulrich.. insult that person? you wouldn't want to, would you? No. You really wouldn't
How about a nice attitude? nononononono... even implying that everybody but you is very stupid is not nice.. and when you imply that everybody here assumes that all young kids do drugs and get stds (btw, in your post 1, aids is actually an std - thought I'd tell you).. no. that really is not appreciated.
Now hush, little boy, It's not so bad... this is a board, people can stand a little push. Ok, ok, calm... just cry out on my arm. Realizing that your inconsiderate behaviour appalled a twentysomething people from this thread is painfull. yeah. just wipe your little nosey-nose on this here handkerchief. oh, oh oh, Ulrich... what are we ever gonna do with you ??? :) But its okay now. You can go and apologize Ah Ah AH! its only four syllables! UH-Poh-le-Dzjise. really not so difficult, no, don't be scared :) I'll make a start for you:
"Hello everybody, This is painful to admit, but I just realized that my stance towards all of you was uncalled for. I have slandered against most or all of you on various occasions because I didn't realize you all are actually people. The simple black on white appearance of the text fooled me into thinking that it was the internet that was talking back to me. Also, I took only irrelevant criticisms of you in account, because I didn't know how to properly defend my views with real reasoning. So I just blatantly repeated myself ad nauseam, and, I really, really am sorry for that. I humbly ask all of you if you would please forgive my horrible behavour....."
<<especially the last sentence is vital, Ulrich, and try to get something along the lines of the first part.
and one thing.. try to refrain from using 'off of' in your text. If it even is english, its really unprofessional. Sure.. you know better Ulrich. you have your own style. When you go to college though, you'll find out that Yoda-style writing is really not thought high of. If you're trying to emulate german philosophers... learn german first. And actually read their texts. Max Weber is a good starting point, still up to date.
Don't worry ulrich, I'll always be here to guide your process of growing up. yours truly,
The Jolly Javelin