actually no girls like him.

Benson was cooler than this asshole is.

Hey Benson, are you there? Did it ever work out with that other girl?

Benson? Hey Ulrich, you could learn a lot from Benson, he kicks ass. In fact, I heard he got that Steyr AUG and is literally swimming in tail.

A Steyr AUG would not help Ulrich.