Tom Hiddleston 4 (1000)

957 Name: Anon : 2015-10-16 21:15 ID:ACqKSePP

>>956 Hilarious! I've seen the sex scene on tumblr and:

(a) it reveals precious little beyond what we saw on the trailer. It is BY NO MEANS a Fassbender-esque blow for equal nudity.
(b) it attempts a little bump and grind but about 8 inches higher than it ought to be so it looks most unrealistic.
(c) he has this weird rumba like round and round and side to side motion going on.
(d) no pokey stick. Guillermo, we knew you were trolling us at ComicCon.
(e) it is very romantic with slushy music to help us understand that they lurve each other. Rather to my surprise the kinky predatory throwdown hinted at in the trailer is missing.

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