So here I go. This is a thread that I started.

2GET

>>2 GTFO this is my thread.

( ´ω`) A thread, you say?

>>4
Yeah? So what?

>>1 has opened this splendid THREAD. Thank you very much, >>1.
I'm most honored to see a THREAD opened by a respectful person as >>1.
I respect >>1 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>1's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>1 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>1 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely THREAD.

>>6
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch,
I find it amusing that nobody edited out the CAPS LOCK IS CRUISetc of the constant THREAD, yet...

>>7
I'm glad you are amused! :)

>>7
The emphasis is funny. THREAD.

THREAD! YES! I KNOW!

...nurupo

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Wonderful THREAD, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. I intend to pay for it in rape dollars.

WHAT!! I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. I just started this thread, that's all.

posting in a thread thread

>>14

No, you started this THREAD.

This wonderful THREAD.

Such a THREAD to behold.

Thank for this THREAD

　　　　／￣￣￣￣＼ 　　　　As best I could tell, >>1 is a cool guy.
　　　（　　人＿＿＿＿） 　　　Once you met him,
　　　 |ミ/　　ー◎-◎-）　　　 you would've never found >>1 nerdy.
　　　（６　　　　　(　)　）　　　>>1 is hanging out with major guys
　　＿｜　∴　ノ　　３　ﾉ　　　 and he is major as well. He has long hair
　（＿_/＼＿＿＿＿_ノ 　　　　and partially bleached out at his forelock.
　/　（ 　　||　BUFFY || 　　　　His outfit is "origiral"
[]＿_｜　｜　 RULES　ヽ　　　and therefore different than everyone's!
｜[]　|＿_|＿＿＿＿＿＿） 　 Well, he's not a kind guy
　＼_（＿_）三三三[□]三）　 　merely keeping up with trends in fashion.
　　／（＿）＼:::::::::::::::::::::::| 　　 When walking around wearing sunglasses,
　｜　 EB 　｜::::::::/:::::::/ 　　　people often call >>1 "badass!"　

What's going on in this THREAD?

Nothing in this THREAD.

a THREAD like this doesn't come very often.

This is a THREAD right? I'm not mixing it with some other THREAD right?

I once saw someone call a THREAD a 'string'. Needless to say, he didn't last very long in that THREAD!

So I can't call that theory THREAD theory?

The THREAD Theory:

↓

For every good THREAD, there is an equal and opposite bad THREAD.
This is just one THREAD theory.

There are many THREAD theories, we just don't know them all.

>>29
HEATHEN!

>>1, thank you for this wonderful STRING

>>31
Wrong, it is an ARRAY of CHARS

>>32
No you're wrong. You don't know what STRING we are talking about.

I am the Null Terminator. Where is Sarah Conner?\0

I am the Null Pointer. She's over there. ☞

>>35
I am the GA!

I am this THREAD

I am THREAD, hear me roar!

"Sarah Conner\0" Your string is Terminated.\0

40get

THREADget

Quite a THREAD you have here.

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!

Skynet is a distrubited AI. There is no mainframe.\0

This THREAD is getting out of control...

What do you expect from a THREAD.

This THREAD changed my life for the better.

THREAD, THREAD, glorious THREAD
Set up by >>1 and thenceforth
We posted and posted, for so many days

At >>950 we will look back, reliving about our precious memories
And how indebted we are to our beloved THREAD
Countless replies may be forgotten

But in our hearts we will aways remember
And cherish
This THREAD

Violent THREADING to come again, as the THREAD goes by from excitement, we now enter our special THREAD team tournament.

This truly a golden THREAD!

Is that a THREAD in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Although I am happy to see you, I'm afraid that, yes, that is a THREAD.

>>1 are you still here to behold your THREAD?

Here comes a candle to see you to bed,
Here comes Anonymous to create a great THREAD!

threads come and go, but the only truth is that there will always be THREAD.

This THREAD for sale from owner.

All I live for is THREAD....

Ah! Those who live by the THREAD, die by the THREAD, but only by embracing the maginificent THREAD can you truly know life.

What is THREAD? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

And if you gaze for long into a THREAD, the THREAD gazes also into you.

With great THREAD comes great responsibilities.

This THREAD is CRUISE CONTROL for reply

to THREAD or not to THREAD, that is the query

Ask not what the THREAD can do for you, but what can you do for the THREAD

My Life For THREAD!

THREAD > ALL !!

THREAD was, and THREAD is, and THREAD shall be.

You want the THREAD!? You can't handle the THREAD!

It is the THREAD that binds us, yet the THREAD also sets us free.

There's truth in the bottom of every THREAD.

We are connected by the THREAD of fate.

May we weave this THREAD into a masterful tapestry.

We pust preserve this THEAD so that future generations may know its glory.

Do your virtuous duty and continue this THREAD.

>>75 reporting in for THREAD duties, SIR!

Is this THREAD hiring?

This THREAD wants you!

THREAD divides me and you into a ratio of lol:orz
THREAD = orz/(lol+orz)me + lol/(lol+orz)you

THREAD is an all things.

We celebrate the return of the THREAD every April.

>>80
It's SEPTEMBER, fool

>>81

THREADs go south for the winter. LOL

THEAD can be celebrated year-round.

Shout, SHOUT! far and near
The word of THREAD for all to hear!

GOT THREAD?

Posting in a THREAD.

This THREAD could cause a pandemic.

This THREAD will never get to 1000, not even 100!

Believe in the THREAD, and the THREAD will provide.

It's THREAD world after all...

wtf is DQN anyway

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DQN

-You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

-WHAT IS THREAD!!

DQN - AIM - 10:51: WHAT IS THREAD!!

SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Which would you like?

1 Look up "thread" in the encyclopedia
2 Look up "thread" in the dictionary

DQN - AIM - 10:51: 2

SmarterChild - AIM - 10:51: Definition provided by The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright (C) 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

thread:

Noun

1. a. Fine cord of a fibrous material, such as cotton or flax, made of two or more filaments twisted together and used in needlework and the weaving of cloth. b. A piece of such cord. 2. a. A thin strand, cord, or filament of natural or manufactured material. b. Something that suggests the fineness or thinness of such a strand, cord, or filament: a thread of smoke. c. Something that suggests the continuousness of such a strand, cord, or filament: lost the thread of his argument. 3. A helical or spiral ridge on a screw, nut, or bolt. 4. Computer Science a. A portion of a program that can run independently of and concurrently with other portions of the program. b. A set of posts on a newsgroup, composed of an initial post about a topic and all responses to it. 5. threadsSlang Clothes.

Verb
Inflected forms: thread・ed, thread・ing, threads

Next time, just type define thread.

Type more to see the rest of the definition for "thread."

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WHAT IS THREAD!! Baby don't hurtme, don't hurt me, no more.

It walks down stairs, alone, or in pairs. Its everyones favorite THREAD.

>>96 I don't get that one.

In Soviet Russia, the THREAD doesn't get you.

>>97 It's THREADy, it's THREADy, it's fun for a girl and a boy...

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　,,､,､,,,　/ ＼〇ノゝ∩ ＜　　In September 93, 100 get on THREAD!!
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