I never started a thread before - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

I never started a thread before (650)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:50 [no]

So here I go. This is a thread that I started.

501 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 02:52 [Del]

>>500
Actually, since a thread <b>closes at 999</b> and not 1000, it was more than half-way over.

502 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 21:37 [Del]

>>501
But it wasn't by >>499. Therefore, 500get was the earliest post in which the THREAD was halfway over.

503 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 22:30 [Del]

This THREAD has been around for nearly 2 years, but STILL isn't over. WHY?

504 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:14 [Del]

>>503

Because someone forgot to add water

505 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:15 [Del]

This THREAD is too THREAD to end.

506 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:23 [Del]

>>505

I don't think its thread enough. EVERYONE! RELEASE EMERGANCY MITTENS!!

507 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:53 [Del]

HOW MANY EMERGENCY MITTENS ARE THERE?

MITON GA SUKI!

508 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:34 [Del]

daily sage

509 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 08:51 [Del]

iTHREAD mittens!

510 Name: Jesus : 1993-09-4907 09:05 [Del]

I Have A Penis, It's In My Car.

511 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:42 [Del]

>>510 wow, the severing must have hurt.... ouch

512 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:49 [Del]

THREAD is back

513 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:54 [Del]

>>512 HIGH FIVE!! YEAAAAAA OSSU!!!

514 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:55 [Del]

Well of course, you see, THREAD is unstoppable.

515 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 20:49 [Del]

>>514

No doubt, no doubt. THREAD FOR LIFE!

516 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:04 [Del]

(ﾐﾟωﾟ) Hello, am I THREAD enough for this THREAD?

517 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:07 [Del]

Nobody is THREAD enough for this THREAD.

518 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:19 [Del]

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　　,:'"':,　　　　　　　,:'"':,　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
　　　　　　,:'　,:':.':,　　　　　 ,:'　,:'::':,　　　　　　　　　A legendary THREAD in legendary ＤＱＮ
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　 ':,::　　　　　　　　　　|∨ヽﾉヽ∨|　　　　:' 　 |　　　
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519 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 20:42 [Del]

You knew someone would bump this THREAD.

520 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:46 [Del]

How many STRANDS is this THREAD made of?

521 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 05:20 [Del]

521. This THREAD has 521 STRANDS.

522 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:40 [Del]

No, it has 522.

523 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:50 [Del]

This THREAD grows mightier by the post

524 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 20:41 [Del]

How much can we add before it is no longer a THREAD, but a YARN or a ROPE?

525 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 13:31 [Del]

I believe that feat would require multiple THREADs. So far we barely have a bit over half of one!

526 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:36 [Del]

It may even require OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND THREADs. Keep posting!

527 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:00 [Del]

DQN would likely collapse under the weight of that much THREAD.

528 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:06 [Del]

All players must say THREAD in caps at least once in every post.

529 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:08 [Del]

In this THREAD only, or in other THREADs as well?

530 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 06:06 [Del]

Might as well tell other THREADs to go home.

531 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:54 [Del]

(´^ิω＾ิ)

532 Name: 1 : 1993-09-5113 21:22 [Del]

Damn, this THREAD is the biggest mediocreness.

533 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 00:26 [Del]

( ℃ﾟ ) I've never appeared here before. You see, I'm too shy, because my eyes are not identical. But I suppose if I can wander into such a THREAD as this, where I will not be noticed, I can work up the courage to make public appearances.

534 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5114 04:42 [Del]

>>533
(´^ิω＾ิ) hi there

535 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5136 13:26 [Del]

i am mosT troubled tHat theRE Are so many neverenDing posts.

536 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 17:03 [Del]

I see no never-ending posts. I do, however, see a THREAD with no end in sight.

537 Name: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-5136 18:31 [Del]

This THREAD has brought us very far.

538 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 01:34 [Del]

Somehow a THREAD keeps on going

539 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 08:08 [Del]

This THREAD was posted just ~30 days before I started using 4-ch! It was new back then! Ahh, memories...

540 Name: (″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ : 1993-09-5142 04:08 [Del]

I was thinking about this THREAD

541 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 22:59 [Del]

I deeply love this THREAD, but I fear this THREAD may never love me in return.

542 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5142 23:18 [Del]

This THREAD holds not only the past, but the future. Forever. Unblinking. Just... the abyss.

543 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5143 01:27 [Del]

i have just lost the THREAD

544 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 08:56 [Del]

If the internet is only tubes, how does a THREAD fit in?

545 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5143 10:15 [Del]

THREAD can fit easily in a tube, assuming it isn't an especially narrow tube or wide THREAD.

Trying to fit a tube into a THREAD, on the other hand, would probably be quite difficult.

546 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 04:07 [No]

Is this the red THREAD of fate?

547 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5262 08:53 [No]

This THREAD raises so many questions for me.
So many questions, but no easy answers.

548 Name: I never bumped a thread before : 1993-09-5316 01:08 [No]

So here I go. This is a thread that I bumped.

549 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 01:20 [No]

You do not understand this THREAD.

550 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 07:00 [No]

None of us really understands this THREAD

551 Name: I never started a thread before : 1993-09-5316 07:02 [No]

But I could fuck up and do better than >>1.

552 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 07:43 [No]

I'm connected to this THREAD by a red string.

553 Name: I never contributed anything worthwhile to a thread before : 1993-09-5316 16:50 [No]

and this is no exception

554 Name: I never failed a thread before : : 1993-09-5316 17:04 [No]

but i'm trying real hard

Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 01:20 [No]

You do not understand this THREAD.
550 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 07:00 [No]

None of us really understands this THREAD
551 Name: I never started a thread before : 1993-09-5316 07:02 [No]

But I could fuck up and do better than >>1.

555 Name: I've never posted in this shitty of a thread before. : 1993-09-5316 17:32 [No]

So here I go, this is a shitty thread I posted in.

556 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 19:59 [No]

this THREAD.
this THREAD.
this THREAD.

557 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 23:42 [No]

Itt we say "This THREAD" many times.

558 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 05:09 [No]

"This THREAD" many times.

559 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 09:38 [No]

The government is using this THREAD as a secret weapon against its own citizens using technology which penetrates the mind of the victim even through computer screens leaving no evidence that it has been used and making the subject hear voices telling him what to do. When the victim tries to report this THREAD other government agents co-operating with those who initiated the attack treat the subject as if he is mentally ill whereas in fact it is the government themselves who have caused the voices through the use of this THREAD.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 18:56 [No]

THREAD:
itadakimasu. An expression said prior to eating a meal, means "I will receive cum." listen Click here to listen to the word.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 08:07 [No]

Not even the Elitist Superstructure dares oppose THREAD!

562 Name: A THUNDER PANDA : 1993-09-5344 15:38 [No]

Why did you bump this THREAD?

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 16:08 [No]

this THREAD smells worse than those cinnamon bun- GONE

564 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5345 14:26 [No]

oh god how did i get here i am not good with this THREAD

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:46 [No]

After reading the world THREAD so many times, my brain has exploded into a million tiny THREADs. Oh fuck the humanity.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 17:36 [No]

non capisco cosa possa voler dire THREAD

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 17:18 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life before the THREAD?

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 22:19 [No]

This is THREAD-extending and bumping post (or THREADebp)

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 22:20 [No]

This THREAD was bumped by a DIFFERENT person while I posted in a different thread.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 11:45 [No]

This THREAD was NOT bumped this time.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 19:23 [No]

Here comes THREAD

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 19:25 [No]

>>567
( ´ω`) There was no life before THREAD

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 13:48 [No]

In the beginning was the THREAD

>>1 looked upon the THREAD and saw that it was-

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:54 [No]

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575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 13:43 [No]

I don't know how I feel about this THREAD.

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 14:07 [No]

This THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you THREAD enough to rescue this THREAD?

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 14:57 [No]

PIRATES can control ninjas...

but what about the zombies?

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 18:22 [No]

You do not understand this THREAD.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 20:32 [No]

this is pretty old you know.

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 20:34 [No]

and yeah i'm >>1 and this is 5421, one thousand days after 4421.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 20:35 [No]

shit. I win.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5421 20:56 [No]

>>580
You no longer understand your THREAD

583 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5433 14:00 [No]

i wont let this THREAD die (＝ω＝.)

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 20:35 [No]

>>582
yah. sad to say.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 19:13 [No]

Yes! PreTHREAD 5 GoGo!..... GO!... Full Throttle GO GO!

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 22:43 [No]

Here's what I think of your THREAD

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5451 22:47 [No]

My name is Steven, but my friends call me Mr. THREAD.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 17:50 [No]

T͖̗̭̯̞ͧͦ̂̓H̴̫͔ͨ͛̀͟R̤̳͎͆̑̀̚E̶̡̱̗̗̹̝͙ͫͬͪ̀̐A̷̖̥͍ͭ́͢D̫̖̬̲̃ͥ͡

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6023 09:59 [No]

My THREAD is as sharp as a needle in your eye... you must be such a fool to pass me by.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 15:56 [No]

Why is this THREAD different from all other THREADs?
On all other THREADs we may THREAD leavened or unleavened THREAD. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD only unleavened THREAD?
On all other THREADs we many THREAD all kinds of THREADs. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD only bitter THREADSs?
On all other THREADS we do not THREAD even once. But on this THREAD, why do we THREAD twice?
On all other THREADs we may THREAD THREADing or THREADing. But on this THREAD, why do we only THREAD?

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 19:29 [No]

This thread isn't very stringy. But then again, how do you add strings to a thread? I want to use the strings from this thread to make mittens. How would I accomplish such a feat?

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 18:57 [No]

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a THREAD to wear

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 01:58 [No]

Well, this THREAD is made of some arrangement of character arrays, you figure it out.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 12:24 [No]

You never told me you were waiting, contemplating... you got me hanging on a THREAD now

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 20:21 [No]

Starting a THREAD makes me anxious. What if they don't like me?

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 22:06 [No]

>>595
Then we shall all surely die.
Please create your THREADs with care.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 22:36 [No]

I'm lucky that all the THREADs I started are continuations of the heavyweights like POST YOUR CURRENT THOUGHT AND REI'S DINER and CTRL+V

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 19:36 [No]

Four and a half years and this THREAD still hasn't reached 999 posts. Will this THREAD be around forever?

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6078 21:42 [No]

20 eyes in my THREAD and they're all the same.

600 Name: 600 GET : 1993-09-6102 23:41 [No]

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I never started a thread before (650)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:50 [no]

501 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 02:52 [Del]

502 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4864 21:37 [Del]

503 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4904 22:30 [Del]

504 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:14 [Del]

505 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:15 [Del]

506 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:23 [Del]

507 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4905 00:53 [Del]

508 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 07:34 [Del]

509 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 08:51 [Del]

510 Name: Jesus : 1993-09-4907 09:05 [Del]

511 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:42 [Del]

512 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:49 [Del]

513 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:54 [Del]

514 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:55 [Del]

515 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 20:49 [Del]

516 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:04 [Del]

517 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:07 [Del]

518 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 23:19 [Del]

519 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5101 20:42 [Del]

520 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 03:46 [Del]

521 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 05:20 [Del]

522 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:40 [Del]

523 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 16:50 [Del]

524 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5102 20:41 [Del]

525 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5103 13:31 [Del]

526 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 00:36 [Del]

527 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:00 [Del]

528 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:06 [Del]

529 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5104 04:08 [Del]

530 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5105 06:06 [Del]

531 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5109 22:54 [Del]