I never started a thread before (650)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4421 12:50 [no]

So here I go. This is a thread that I started.

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:43 [no]

THREAD makes me want to dance.

202 Name: 1 1993-09-4462 18:12 [no]

Oh come on, no more witty thread remarks?
How about Japanese scat videos.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 20:22 [no]

You cannot control THREAD.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 21:23 [no]

In THREAD THREAD, THREAD controls THREAD!

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 07:02 [no]

stop posting in this fucking THREAD

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 14:03 [no]

>>205 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 15:40 [no]

>>205
P.S. THREAD

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 09:55 [no]

>>205 i THREAD bigger than you!

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 21:51 [no]

WOW is that a THREAD in your pants or did we do this joke already?

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:58 [no]

The THREAD has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the THREAD?

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 06:26 [no]

Sorry, but our princess is in another THREAD.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 13:19 [no]

She's my THREAD, my pride and joy
Cause to her I'm a hero, not a toy-boy
So I'm climbin mountains, swinging through trees
And even facing killer bees

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 15:55 [no]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I love this THREAD,
and so do.... other people or something.

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:33 [no]

something is something-something, as something is something, so something somethinging something, and that's why I love my THREAD.

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:34 [no]

Return of the living THREAD

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:27 [no]

Dawn of the THREAD

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 22:31 [no]

We already covered the THREAD Trillogy in >>134 >>137 and >>139

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 05:24 [no]

Some minor repetition only helps THREAD

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:15 [no]

...and the number one oxymoron: THREAD works!

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:08 [no]

If you can't say THREAD, what should you say?

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:27 [no]

fag

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 19:28 [no]

>>219 is deep on so many levels, it's THREAD like.

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 21:54 [no]

>>222 Thank you, Captain THREAD.

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 22:40 [no]

THREAD is a place that can be cold if you don't have a blanket

And by a blanket, I mean a THREAD suit

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 01:35 [no]

THREAD IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 08:43 [no]

>>225 yep. repetition helps THREAD

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:49 [no]

I never started a THREAD before

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 14:21 [no]

So here I go. This is a THREAD that I started.

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 16:27 [no]

2GET

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:00 [no]

>>229 GTFO this is my THREAD.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 17:43 [no]

What a nice THREAD

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 18:30 [no]

Posting in a THREAD

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 18:59 [no]

( LƒΦ`) A THREAD, you say?

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4469 19:51 [no]

>>233
Yeah? So what?

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:52 [no]

>>228 has opened this splendid thread. Thank you very much, >>228.
I'm most honored to see a thread opened by a respectful person as >>228.
I respect >>228 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>228's exploit.
Whenever I read this thread, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.
I wonder why a nice person like >>228 is not invited to the garden party.
I respect >>228 very much.
Take care, and please watch over us.
Thank you again for this lovely thread.

236 Name: sage 1993-09-4469 19:54 [no]

222GET

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:42 [no]

Colorless green THREAD sleeps furiously.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 20:46 [no]

>>235
Seeing as this has been carried over from a "Let's translate kopipe into English" thread on 2ch, I find it amusing that nobody edited out the
Captain Obvious of the constant THREAD, yet...

239 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:52 [no]

Line breaks mark the point where this THREAD stops making sense.

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 00:15 [no]

(@♥ƒΦ♥) it's a THREAD of love

241 This post sucks.

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 03:51 [no]

This is a THREAD.

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 13:13 [no]

A THREAD is this.

244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4470 15:19 [no]

>>243 that is a correct way of identifying THREAD.

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:01 [no]

DON'T DIE THREAD!

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:08 [no]

lol saeging a stupid THREAD

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 20:35 [no]

I can out-THREAD you any fucking day.

248 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:10 [no]

This is the the little THREAD that could.

249 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 22:56 [no]

am i contributing to this thread rite?

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:05 [no]

Do you really think you can THREAD well?

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:40 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I have THREADed before you ever thought about doing it, son.

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4471 23:49 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! Is it true you invented the THREAD?

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 00:14 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Actually, Junior, I only contributed to create the THREAD. It was a blast back then.

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 15:32 [no]

WHATS UP WITH THIS THREAD IS IS DIFFERENT FORM THE OTHER ONES

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:28 [no]

no

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 17:35 [no]

every THREAD is THREAD THREAD

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:10 [no]

Always remember that this THREAD is special and unique, just like every other THREAD.

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:16 [no]

this THREAD is run off the mill

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4472 19:57 [no]

but one day this THREAD will run the mill

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:41 [no]

A million THREADS would then run away.

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 01:43 [no]

A million moneys on a million THREADs will eventually write this THREAD

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 08:42 [no]

This THREAD needs a subject.

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 11:41 [no]

This THREAD is about this THREAD

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 12:35 [no]

>>1 never started a THREAD before

So here >>1 goes. This is a THREAD that >>1 started.

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 16:22 [no]

>>2 2GETs

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 16:32 [no]

THIS thread IS NOW MINE

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 17:50 [no]

Give me liberty or give me THREAD

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 18:58 [no]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this THREAD, a new THREAD, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all THREADS are created equal.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:24 [no]

>>268 no this THREAD is a dictator.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:27 [no]

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:28 [no]

Let us bask in the glory of THREAD.

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:35 [no]

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273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:37 [no]

( LƒΦ`) THREAD!
( MƒnLjThread.

(EΝE) Shit, how much you get paid for this ad??

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 19:40 [no]

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275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:01 [no]

+----------------------------------------------+
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| ____ ____ _ _ ____ ____ _ _ ____ ____ |
| | __ |__| |\/| |___ | | | | |___ |__/ |
| |__] | | | | |___ |__| \/ |___ | \ |
| ------------------------------------------- |
| Continue Exit |
| |
| |
| "Thread? No, this isn't happening! THREAD!? |
| THREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD!!" |
+----------------------------------------------+

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:08 [no]

CREDITS REMAINING 999

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:11 [no]

Metal THREAD Solid - Tactial THREADING action

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:21 [no]

Boldly going where no THREAD had gone before.

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 20:52 [no]

ugh. THREA-wait a while. Let's stop the time for a while.. [τ
You may rest in my lap if you want to
The time won't walk in any direction
Just do as you like, feel as you like
Noone here's to blame you
If your hair is wet
That's okay
My undies haven't felt that way in a long time [τ
Let's make this time ours
Let's hide under that excuse
Just for a while..
Just for a little longer...

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4473 22:53 [no]

Pushing through the market square, so many DQN sighing
News had just come over, we had five THREADS left to cry in
News guy wept and told us, THREAD was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying

I heard telephones, opera house, favourite melodies
I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TV's
My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare
I had to cram so many THREADS to store everything ITT
And all the fat-skinny posts, and all the tall-short posts
And all the nobody posts, and all the somebody posts
I never thought I'd need so many posts.

A girl my age went off her head, saged some tiny post
If the black hadn't pulled her off, I think she would have deleted them
A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the 2GET of a THREAD
A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a THREAD, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.

I think I saw you ITT, posting DQN cold and long
Smiling and waving and posting so fine, don't think you knew you were in this THREAD.
And it was cold and it rained so I felt like a DQN
And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there
Your face, your race, the way that you post
I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk.

We got five THREADS, stuck on my eyes
Five THREADS, what a surprise
We got five THREADS, my brain hurts a lot
Five THREADS, that's all we got

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 00:00 [no]

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282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 03:30 [no]

It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: THREAD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered THREAD community when recently Squeeks confirmed that THREAD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that THREAD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. THREAD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent "is this lol" comprehensive entertainment test.

You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict THREAD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: THREAD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for THREAD because THREAD is dying. Things are looking very bad for THREAD. As many of us are already aware, THREAD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Oppai! Oppai! is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.

Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

I'M A COMPUTER leader CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL states that there are 543 posters of I'M A COMPUTER. How many posters of Legend of DQN are there? Let's see. The number of I'M A COMPUTER versus Legend of DQN posts on 4-ch is roughly in ratio of 3 to 1. Therefore there are about 543/3 = 181 Legend of DQN users. Oppai! Oppai! posts on 4-ch are about half of the volume of Legend of DQN posts. Therefore there are about 90 posters of BSD/OS. A recent article put Grandpa at about 80 percent of the THREAD market. Therefore there are (543+181+90)*4 = 3256 Grandpa posters. This is inconsistent with the number of Grandpa posts but who cares.

Due to the troubles of Australia, abysmal sales and so on, 4-ch went out of business and was taken over by iichan who run yet another troubled image/discussion board network. Now iichan is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

All major surveys show that THREAD has steadily declined in market share. THREAD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If THREAD is to survive at all it will be among net-BBS hobbyist dabblers. THREAD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, THREAD is dead.

Fact: THREAD is dead

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 05:36 [no]

THREADs can be tea ill, dee are.

284 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 15:52 [no]

The THREAD, the THREAD, the THREAD is on fire
But we don't need no water, let the mother fucker burn

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 20:00 [no]

@ _ @Ώ
(@߁Νί)œc@THREAD! THREAD!
@Όœc

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 23:32 [no]

Flamin' THREAD

287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 00:27 [no]

dying THREAD... :(

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 00:54 [no]

undead THREAD!

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:24 [no]

save again!

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:58 [no]

save what?

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 18:21 [no]

@@ ΘQΘ@@@^PPPP
@@i@EΝEj@ƒ@Save the THREAD!
@@i@@@@j @@_QQQQ@
@@b b@|
@@i_QjQ)

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:49 [no]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:50 [no]

-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:12 [no]

I own a business.
Go THREAD yourself.

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:28 [no]

Yeah, well THREAD you too.

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:46 [no]

Those who do not understand THREAD are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 21:02 [no]

safe!

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:47 [no]

Every THREAD is THREAD THREAD

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:29 [no]

THREAD is like a buffet; it's not good but there's plenty of it.

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:55 [no]

All you can THREAD buffet?

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