ITT we threaten to leave this board (333)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:30 [no]

This used to be a good board, but now it's just full of idiot bastards who are always insulting people. I am fucking sick of it. I've fucking had it. I'm leaving The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch forever, and this is the last you fuckers will hear of me.

And don't try to stop me, either. I'm not fucking coming back, so you can just stuff it. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 22:45

>>283 It's a virtual link you cretin, so you have to right-double-ctrl-click it. Jesus what a fuckwit. On a Mac hold down the left panda-key. What a bunch of fucking morons. I'm going to where they're more friendly.

285 Name: i L_Mj : 1993-09-5257 01:48

I came. Bye.

286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 17:11

There's too many people here. I must now leave to keep the equilibrium of the board consistent.

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:45

This board's too damned slow. I just got here, so I don't think I'll be taking anything as I leave.

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:46

I also read something here about a five poster rule, so I should probably leave before I start breaking that.

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:54

It's supposed to be six, but considering that I'm leaving, it'll be five anyway.

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 09:10

Too many people keep leaving. I'm out.

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 11:09

Damnit, I just got here, whys everyone leaving?

Now I have to stay, and Im not staying if im being forced to, see you later.

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 09:52

This is an automated message. If you are reading this, it means I have taken the final step. Please do not grieve. It was my decision. Goodbye to everyone even those who drove me to this. I forgive you. I hope you all rot in hell.

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 15:22


294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:43

I thought this place was cool until I met >>292

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:56


296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:16

>>294 changed this thread into we insult the poster above the poster above us. I quit.

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:17

>>295 I'm not staying where most people can't even count.

298 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:18

same person. I'm sick of myself. I quit.

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 21:23

>>298 I'm sick of you too. I'm leaving again.

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 22:01

There's too much vomit here for my liking

301 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 23:21

I can't stand not knowing what the deal was with gentleman.jpg anymore!. Shii, are you listening?! You have MURDERED me. There are two empty bottles of sleeping pills on the desk before me and it is all your fault. Goodbye 4-ch and the rest of the world. I will be departing from you soon... permanently.

302 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 06:34

I wanted the 300GET. But I didn't, so I'm gone.

303 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 14:24

FUCK IT! All I wanted was the 302GET, was that too much to ask!? I'm going with >>301

304 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5269 17:28

What? I wanted to go with >>301, but if you are too then I'm staying here.

305 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5270 19:46

>>301 never wanted to go with you, that time he did was because he thought you were me.

ps I've come back now just to spite you

306 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 10:34

I thought it would be ok to stay since >>305 left, but since he's back I'mma gtfo outta here

307 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 15:32


308 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 21:15


309 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5273 23:25

AS IF keyword detected: auto-destruct sequence commencing...

310 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5274 02:01

...I think I'm going to take a walk out of here...

311 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 03:23

Look, it's not you it's me. I just don't think its going to work out between us.. I love you but I don't. Good Bye! Please Don't Cry!

312 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 05:05

i think Captain Obvious is a pretty cool guy
eh treatens to leave teh board and doesn't afraid of anything

but he doesn't post here any more and this place sucks without him. i'm outa here.

313 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5275 23:08

Now I am going to him who sent me, yet none of you asks me, 'Where are you going?' Because I have said these things, you are filled with grief. But I tell you the truth: It is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the Counselor will not come to you; but if I go, I will send him to you.

314 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 11:28

>>313 was going to show me how to post, but now that he's gone, I don't think I belong here.

315 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5277 18:45

I posted 10 minutes ago now and been completely ignored. Just because I'm not one of the in crowd. Well you can keep your fake empathy I'm going.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 17:05

After four months of playing bRO, I've come to realize that those past four months were a complete waste of my life which I'll never have back.
Now, some people are completely content as NERDS. Yes, those people that sit near or at a computer for extraneous hours on end staring at an electronic box ceasing to interact with human beings in the normal fashion of talking in person or by phone. The ridiculous thing I find really disturbing is the online "dating" and "marriages". It's like you seek someone "special" but you have no clue what they look like or what their true personality is like. A lot of people act different from what they do in real life and thats disturbing.

Now... marriages online... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT? Seriously, get out and go get laid or something. Sure make up an excuse about being lazy, or you're too hot or what not but face it. Most of bRO probably don't even have a decent social life outside of their room. Sex consists of actually SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, not cybering shit. Honestly, if you feel the need to masturbate or something, watch porn. It's there for you when you want it and its quite hassleless.

And now, back to mention attitudes :

Liralen, thanks for hosting bRO. Thanks for everything. I wish the best of luck to you and keep up the hard work. Mistakes happen and people do understand. =)

Cloud, you're a dick and lets face it. I don't believe this " honorably discharged" shit you were talking about. A lot of others out there also think you're a dick so I AM CERTAIN I'm not the only one. Outside of bRO and being a GM, what kind of authority do you have? Hmm? I don't think you could name much. So drop the bad ass attitude since you have nothing in real life. IF you must, then continue seeking refuge by kicking or banning my account or deleting this thread. It shouldn't take you too long . Oh, and if you really like to correct grammar and spelling, go be a teacher for fucks sake. At least then you'll be helping some people.

Laggy, I can't say much about you. You're pretty decent all around and I owe you 47 steel . You really should get out more and enjoy life. Don't end up like Cloud sitting there talking to a 15 yr old "girl" You'd actually make something of yourself if you tried.

The other Gm's? I never talked to them much so I can't say much. Sorry Kazuo I wasn't able to finish translating the doomsword quests. There are other people out there who can translate mandarin so no worries. Athena... hmm, can't say much. As a nineteen year old girl, get out more. It'll do you good too ^^

Now, Tyr you're a bitch. B-I-T-C-H. Oh and along with that, you're a power hungry fucker that can't lie 18 hours of hodes? LMAO. You're thief couldn't do hodes at that low a level without some kind of help and everyone knows that. You had two to three days of HOP and I've seen you abuse it so much, and yet you claim you don't. At least Cloud doesn't kick every fucker that pisses him off.

Adria, LMFAO. No body wants you as a GM. Your friend said you should be a GM most likely so he can get special priviledges. Please don't say "everybody wants me" to be a GM okay? Lying is bad =) A couple of people does not consist of "everybody". Oh, and bRO is just a game. You can kick my characters ass all you want. Don't feel bad because your smith lost my mine when I didn't even equip weapon or shield =/

So yeah.... I think I'm done ranting so to those I hate, all I can say is : Fuck you, Burn in hell, Get a life, and please... come again ^^

To the rest, it was a good time. I wanted to get a chance to thank you all for helping me when I was down. I never got to be top smith but hey, I'll pass that legacy down to Spike. Go kick some ass.

Now, I'll be off de-nerding myself and enjoying life. I'm very doubtful I'll meet any of you again so... until next time whenever that might be ^^
Saken (Blacksmith) dead

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 21:04

Cool story bRO

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5590 01:24

That does it. I'm sick and tired of the mother fucking bad puns on this mother fucking superstructure!

Time to lurk FYAD for a month.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 22:47

It's past September 6000 now, and I'm sorry to say it's high time I left this place. I know I've made a lot of friends, and worn a lot of mittens, but there are just certain members (and I won't name names, but you probably know whom I'm talking about) who are not living up to the old DQN standards. Since September 5000, I've really felt DOWNHILL. Do you feel DOWNHILL?

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:19

Cya in October, asshole! That's when I'll be back, too.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:15

I'm having more fun with a bunch of girls on the anon meme of a shitty anime on live journal than I am here. See you later, lame superstructure of boring shit.

322 Name: ANGER : 1993-09-6041 14:51

Well, all I have to say is:


So allz ya up in this fine superstructure establishment can release the emergency mittens, because you will be losing a lot of quality up in this joint.

Ya dig? I'm seriously leaving; never coming back! Toodles!

  • Sir Lurksalot

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 13:42

love <3

324 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6627 14:08

nah not leaving lol

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 14:31

There are so many rich informational resources on the web thousands of times more valuable than this little in-club repressed otaku affair. And would you believe it - some, such as Wikipedia, actually provide local forums for the orderly, intelligent discussion of each its presented topics! No more randomly generated chaos of misaligned ASCII, redundant memes ripped raggedly from 2channel, excruciatingly delayed responses...

But, for all my excitement over the greater social sphere, I've yet to work up the courage to step outside the humble, cozy DQN that has kept me company for so long. I guess it's really as they say, huh? The first step is recognizing your problem... the second step is walking away from it...

captcha: hide

326 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6627 14:35

I'm going to kill myself later this week.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 15:06

Please don't kill yourself, Espeon. Just stop using that god damn tripcode.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 15:24

>>318 People here lurk FYAD? Fuck this place, every minute I spend here I'm now going to spend building a Zeppelin.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 15:45

ESpeoN AND Archduke claiming to leave on the same day. A little too suspicious..! Could they have been the same posters? Could Shii have been one or both of them? Am I actually just a paranoid schizo who's seeing things that aren't really there? Hell, I could even have multiple-personality disorder and be them myself? How will this develop? To be continued..

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6627 16:04

I was under the impression that most witty *chan users grew up with SA and FYAD. Or had I been the only 14 year-old there?

tl;dr listen here pudding man

331 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6627 16:47

The only difference it will make is that DQN will be 1.33 times slower.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:32

I'll fucking leave this board if someone doesn't make a thread today.

I'll do it. I'LL DO IT !!! AND I'LL NEVER COME BACK!!!

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 17:09

Okay, okay! Let's not do anything drastic here!

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