ITT we threaten to leave this board (333)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4524 04:30 [no]

This used to be a good board, but now it's just full of idiot bastards who are always insulting people. I am fucking sick of it. I've fucking had it. I'm leaving The Forbidden Garden of DQN @4-ch forever, and this is the last you fuckers will hear of me.

And don't try to stop me, either. I'm not fucking coming back, so you can just stuff it. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

201 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4809 21:39

My name is W.T. Snacks and I am better than Squeeks.

202 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 06:09

This will probably be my last day using 4-ch. I'll check back every now and again, but as far as I can tell, 4-ch has been set upon by juveniles who are bored with 4chan.

It's becoming clear that certain postings and comments "sell well" on 4-ch, and that there's a typical small-minded 4-ch mindset:

* Negative articles about squeeks
* Articles about 4chan memes
* Anything about the 4chan (or, to a lesser extent, /b/)
* Racist/Hate propaganda
* Anything about Barack Obama
* Obscure articles
* Saitama articles about revenge/people suffering because of their actions
* Funny pictures/videos, mostly of AA characters

I suspect the average readership of 4-ch is late teens/early twenties. It feels like 4-ch is a weird Reader's Digest for the cynical post-gen-x generation. It constantly recycles the same kind of rubbish, because it knows how to press its reader's buttons.

The problem is that this is barring anybody older. I guess this is no problem for the 4-ch founders and squeeks -- advertisers love a young age bracket.

203 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4896 13:08

>>202
I'm gonna ban you as well. You are clearly spreading libel about this site and I will not tolerate this. That and your failure to follow the site's policies.

204 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4896 22:21

but, MODD-san! How could you? You'll RUIN CHRISTMAS!!

I'd have an intelligent conversation, if there was someone intelligent to converse with.

205 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 03:16

These tripfags are ruining DQN. I'm blowing this fuckin' popsicle stand!

206 Name: Thread Savior!.1aCka5H7U : 1993-09-4897 05:15

Don't worry, I won't let this thread go to shit!

207 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 07:39

>>206's mindless, sheep-like optimism even in the face of rampant idiocy and unapologetic power abuse like >>203 was the last straw. You won't be seeing me here again. Good riddance.

208 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 09:01

Hey guys! Wow, can't believe the old chan's still goin...heh. Oh, and you've even kept my thread open for me. I'm touched.

I can honestly say it's good to be home.

209 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 14:25

>>208 shitty post destroyed my last shred of faith in humanity. I hold the knife to my throat as I type this. Goodbye scum.

210 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 16:19

>>209's depressive mood and inappropriate sage reveal what's really wrong with this board, and 4-ch in general. You're all just a bunch of immature, spoiled, suburban brats who think life is so horrible because you can't go to Akihabara everyday to buy shit.

Because of you all, I'm leaving this board forever. I've had it with all of you. You're worse than MySpace faggots, and that's saying a lot! I hope one day you'll all come to your senses and stop being such gay fucktards.

GOOD BYE AND GOOD RIDDENS!!!!!!!

211 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 17:59

>>210's utter hatred for the English language shows how low this board's standards have fallen. I'm getting out now because I do not want to ruin the good memories of this place with the knowledge of what it is transforming into. Goodbye to all my 4-ch friends forever.

212 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4897 20:05

The two posters left from the original team of 6 seems to be only interested in insult threads. I'm leaving.

213 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 00:51

Screw this, I'm going to News for VIP.

214 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 01:43

Shit. I come from News for VIP because it's down right now, and seeing this, I'm leaving already.

215 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 04:43

FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT

216 Name: Tree : 1993-09-4898 04:51

I pine to be somebody poplar, so I'm leafing.

217 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 06:35

I was Banned?! I WAS BANNED? HERE'S YOUR GODDAMN PATRIOT ACT, I'M LEAVING.

218 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4898 16:10

YOU CAN'T BAN ME! I QUIT!!!

219 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:37

THIS PLACE HAS BEEN DEAD EVER SINCE CYBERLOLI_109 LEFT, I QUIT

220 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:39

4-chan is way funnier and more original than this place.

I'm going back there you fucking dulltards. Fuck you.

221 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 11:47

Wait, am I on 4chan, or a pale imitation of /dis/? Fuck this shit! I'm going for the Real Thing -- dis.4chan.org/vip here I come!

222 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4900 13:04

FUCK THIS QUIT, I SHIT

223 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4902 16:36

No wonder dreams have fasinated everywhere.

224 Name: winter : 1993-09-4907 14:17

For many, many years, I've enjoyed being a part of DQN. Just reading the daily posts, creating new structured threads and just chatting along with the other five members helped keep me going when the monotony of work threatened to drown me.

Of late, though, things have changed. We're not as tight-knit as we previously were. Even though we've all been role-playing as perhaps fifty different posters each, we were always friendly and supportive of each other even as we ripped each other to shreds.

Somehow, things have changed. A great deal. I'm not going to name names, I'm not going to hurl allegations. I don't want to make things any worse than they already are. I have become a point of contention in this community, and I am going to leave before it tears DQN apart.

I've emailed each of you separately as to which characters you'll need to take over, and I'm sure you'll all pick up the slack admirably. If anyone needs to find me, just find me on skype, okay?

And http://becauseitswinter.com will expire on the 13th. I have no plans to spend the money to renew it, so support it while you can.

And remember, >>1 is your friend.

love,
winter

225 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 18:42

if winter goes i go too.

226 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4907 19:10

i only came here so i could have a quick way to contact theguythatisleavingwithwinter, so there's no point in my staying.

227 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 06:07

Well shit. That only leaves three of us and I'm sure as hell not staying around with those two idiots. I'm gone.

228 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 06:53

You got what you wanted, Squeeks...the board all to yourself.

I hope it was worth all the pain >>1->>227 went through.

Aw hell, I know you don't care. Goodbye.

229 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 08:25

Wind blows

230 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 09:12


231 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:17

Fuck, where'd everybody go?

232 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 11:31

I'm still here, but not for much longer. If this place doesn't get new people soon, that DO NOT act like they came from /b/, I'm gone. I have better things to do, like...important stuff of importance...yeah. So SUCK IT, ya losers! NYAH!

233 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4908 17:21

Hey, I'm back lol.

234 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 19:28

Bye.

235 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:06

Don't try to stop me!

236 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 21:39

I am now the last member of DQN. I've finally achieved it! The ultimate power...

237 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4908 22:06

>>236 banned.

238 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 22:39

>>237 NO U!!!!!

Now this board is an empty wasteland...

239 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4908 23:13

      w h o o s h

240 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 01:27

241 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 01:31

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

242 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 03:23

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243 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 09:12

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244 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4909 14:04

 
 
 

245 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4909 14:16

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246 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 00:09

247 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 10:10

248 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 11:29

 

249 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:39

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250 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 14:51

At last... They've all gone... even MODD. Now,the time has come, for me to become the new Squeeks and become the new lord of DQN. Nothing can stop me now! I have finally claimed omnipotence!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha...

251 Name: Lord_Thinktank!Ylcqoqsv7E : 1993-09-4910 15:09

The Elitist SQUEEKS of SQUEEKS @ 4-ch ■ ▼
Board look: Blue Moon Buun Futaba Headline Mercury Pseud0ch Toothpaste

[Release Emergency POO-ON-HEAD]
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1:SQUEEKS is so cool [Awesome] 2:Let's get to 1000 by SUQEEKS HOORAY! [PART XIV] 3:[AA] Draw Squeeks being AMAZING as usual 4:[Serious] I just want to say thank you to Squeeks 5:TEH SQUEEKS DINER-May I have your order? Part XI 6:I think squeeks is awesome [PART XXII]...

252 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 15:15

>>251 if you replaced "Squeeks" with "Lowtax" you'd have the SA forums right there

253 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 18:54

>>252
Who are you? I didn't do all that work on this board just so some two-bit goon could come in and compare it to SA. I quit!

254 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 22:19

This isn't very much fun by myself, and this is the only thread that's moved for days. Bye-bye.

255 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4911 16:23

4-ch had a good run. what started out as a simple toy to amuse myself and my friends grew into something that many people enjoyed. as my career progressed, i had to turn my attention away from 4-ch. the site went without updates for months.. and i realized i wouldn't be able to keep up with it.

so i made the decision to axe the site. before i did so, i tried to take everything down a notch and see if it would be adequate. it wasn't, and i thank you guys for your patience with that experiment.

not wanting to continue what would be a mediocre experience for the remaining and future users, i felt it best to move on. we had a good run, we had some good times, now let's say goodbye.

any donations received during 2006 will be refunded by request.

email: squeeks [at] 4-ch [dot] net

256 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:04

I'm leaving if Squeeks closes this board.

257 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 23:24

俺は手前がたいへん嫌い! いつまでも去っていて、手前がそのように愚かなファックだ。

258 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 02:04

With more and more posts being in Japanese, I feel like I'm being squeezed out of conversations here. There's really no point in sticking around when I can't read the messages.

さよなら、さっかず。

259 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:36

It carried out too much. Now it is w.

260 Name: Squeeks : 1993-09-4912 07:53

I got the results back from the market research firm and it turns out that only 12 people have heard of us, and only 5 people besides myself post here. Therefore I've decided to close this forum and focus instead on running a new mitten-oriented ebay shop.

261 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 01:27

!

262 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 02:54

I've been a dedicated poster at this board for three years and when you decided to pick a new mod you choose MODD over me? Screw this... after all I've done for this board I should be an ADMIN. That's it, I'm leaving.

263 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:32

>>258
you fail. it's さようなら、サッカー。

264 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:36

It's because of posters like >>263 that I've come to hate this place. Not even all the mittens in the world could save this board. I'm going to http://elitistsuperstructure.net/ and never coming back!

265 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 04:48

>:3

266 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 09:39

Other
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4chexpat ?

267 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4980 03:30

Thats it, Its time for me to get a job, go back to school, and start learning about how to do what I love.
Im gone forever.

268 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 09:57

>>265
That's it. Jesus Christ, I've had it up to here with lions being allowed to run around everywhere. I'm getting in the car and I'm never coming back.

269 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 11:57

I've had with people like >>268 who repeat 4chan catchphrases like this is 4chan. This is NOT 4chan...well it wasn't...it kinda sucks now, so I'm leaving for good.

270 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-5246 21:58

I'm still leaving...

271 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 22:00

I have not yet begun returning!

272 Name: Captain Oblivious : 1993-09-5246 22:12

Well I like it here. The emergency mittens got me.

273 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 02:00

>>272

fuck off.

274 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 04:23

>>272
stop wasting mittens

275 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 15:20

You know, now that Becauseitswinter is back up again at http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net/oldforum/
There's no reason to continue wasting time around you unfriendly gits anymore. You know where to reach me, the few of you who give a damn, and the rest of you can go off and do that thing you constantly do to each other so well.

276 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:32

With >>275 gone, there is no point to me sticking around.

277 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5247 18:56

I only stayed because of >>276

278 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5247 23:28

Where are all the chyx? This is a total sausage fest. I'm outta here.

279 Name: gRANDPA : 1993-09-5253 01:42

YOU DAMN KIDS, I'M TURNING THIS BOARD AROUND RIGHT NOW.
...eh, what was I doin'?

280 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5253 08:54

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm sick of being
 (つ   つ   depicted as an AA with shit on my head.
 | | |     Therefore, I am closing 4-ch and leaving
 (__)_)   to go do something less gay.

281 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5253 17:54

what's the point of visiting 4-ch if people are just going to bump all the lame dead threads? see you in hell, folks.

282 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 14:17

I'm just had enough of all the two-faced political in-fighting and back-stabbing. At least http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net/pricknose/ has some integrity.

283 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 14:59

Hey, >>282, that url doesn't resolve the same way that http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net/oldforum/ does. Am I doing it wrong?

284 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5256 22:45

>>283 It's a virtual link you cretin, so you have to right-double-ctrl-click it. Jesus what a fuckwit. On a Mac hold down the left panda-key. What a bunch of fucking morons. I'm going to http://becauseitswinter.secchan.net/oldforum/ where they're more friendly.

285 Name: ( ´_⊃`) : 1993-09-5257 01:48

I came. Bye.

286 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 17:11

There's too many people here. I must now leave to keep the equilibrium of the board consistent.

287 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:45

This board's too damned slow. I just got here, so I don't think I'll be taking anything as I leave.

288 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:46

>>287
I also read something here about a five poster rule, so I should probably leave before I start breaking that.

289 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5257 18:54

>>288
It's supposed to be six, but considering that I'm leaving, it'll be five anyway.

290 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 09:10

Too many people keep leaving. I'm out.

291 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5258 11:09

Damnit, I just got here, whys everyone leaving?

Now I have to stay, and Im not staying if im being forced to, see you later.

292 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 09:52

This is an automated message. If you are reading this, it means I have taken the final step. Please do not grieve. It was my decision. Goodbye to everyone even those who drove me to this. I forgive you. I hope you all rot in hell.

293 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5261 15:22

>>292 MEXED MISSAGES!

294 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 02:43

I thought this place was cool until I met >>292

295 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 19:56

>>292 CAPS FAG! I'M OUTTA HERE

296 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:16

>>294 changed this thread into we insult the poster above the poster above us. I quit.

297 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:17

>>295 I'm not staying where most people can't even count.

298 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 20:18

>>296
same person. I'm sick of myself. I quit.

299 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 21:23

>>298 I'm sick of you too. I'm leaving again.

300 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5268 22:01

There's too much vomit here for my liking

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