))<>(( squelch
(・∀・) Goatsepa, how do you eat?
((( ´ω`))) Every. Single. Time.
))<>(( I excrete. Someone else does the eating for me.
( ´ω`) how long have you been standing there
#W@w
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( ´ω`) Junior, today we're gonna go to dick's sporting goods, then afterwards we're gonna call up cox to ask what the hell is wrong with our shitty internet, then we're gonna have a nice dinner at mr. dich's german cuisine and eat some steamy bratwurst
(・∀・) Hair on my peter
(・∀・) Sweat drips down my ding dong
(・∀・) My balls are happy
))<>(( Could you assholes at least try to be family friendly?
( ´ω`) That's what Clonepas are for, and why they have no genitalia.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how did you build your home?
( ´ω`) One lego brick at a time, Timmy.
( ´ω`) How did you build your home?
(・∀・) I moved my couch into the basement, next to the water heater.
(・∀・) You need to change my litter box soon, by the way.
( ´ω`) Damn it! Who ate all my Oreos?
(・∀・) I'll repeat, you need to change my litter box soon.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) I guess I'll just have to eat something else.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Grandpa! What are these lightning bolts in your helmet?
( ´ω`) They make me go faster.
( ´ω`) I changed your litter box by the way... why did I find women's underwear in it?
(・∀・) I had pantsu à la mode for dessert on Tuesday.
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ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ How did you swallow an entire pair of panties?
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( ´ω`) Children, gather around. I have a story to tell.
(・∀・) Story time! I'm so excited!
THIS IS THE CUTESTE THREADE EBER LOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ´ω`) I didn't invite you, Katy a.k.a. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.
( ´ω`) Please leave.
( ´ω`) Ahem, now then.
( ´ω`) It was long ago when this story takes place. A young boy was marooned on an island filled with monkeys and leprechauns. Quickly the boy realized the monkeys and leprechauns were at war with each other so he grabbed a spear an...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzz
( ~ ▿ ~ ) moo
(・∀・) It's time for us to all say "nice" in unison?
(・∀・) Coffee's ready, grandpa!
( ´ω`) Thank you, Junior.
( ´ω`) This reminds me of that time I wrote the screenplay for Batman Returns...
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（ ´ω`） This doesn't taste like coffee.
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(・∀・) I have mistaken sugar for salt!
( ´ω`) I have pooped there last week. Knew the taste was familiar.
( ・ω・) They say Kopipe Luwak coffee is worth its weight in gold.
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(・∀・) Grandpa was in the middle of telling us a story, but he's asleep right now.
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(・∀・) 你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门
( ´ω`) widdle chinkie goooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaaam
( ´ω`) To foreigners,
If you are planning a trip to Japan, please stop coming to Japan now.
You're too optimistic.
Now there are many Chinese who came to Japan before Wuhan was closed.
The Japanese government's system to prevent epidemics is extremely lax.
Experts from all over Japan are criticizing the Japanese government for that.
A pandemic will happen in Japan soon. You must never come to Japan.
If the pandemic occurs while you are in Japan, you will have to be isolated and suffer like
the passengers of the Diamond Princess who are now stranded at the port of Yokohama.
You must never come to Japan.NOW
thank you
>>390 I wonder how this will impact the Olympics. Just kidding, I think the Olympics are an overpriced waste of time.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you afraid of catching the Clonepa virus?
(・∀・) Grandpa, would we be safer in Chernobyl?
(・∀・) Grandpa, why is that doctor wearing a bird-like mask?
( ´ω`) He is an ornithologist, Junior. Though why do I sense my death is imminent?
(・∀・) Because you're older than dinosaur shit, Grampooples.
(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me the story again about what life was like before refridgerators
Hello, my name is Grandpoop Quilution
Hola, yo soy Clonepa
( ´ω`) Junior how do I get this IRPhook trojan off my new PMG4 Graphite
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(・∀・) grandpa how do I become like my hero Mike McToy, inventor of the female fart whistle, the do-it-yourself cheese whizz maker & the famous hanky panky paperbag?
(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN
(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES
(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN
(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES
(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN
(・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRACES
( ´ω`)-zzzzzzzzz
DENTAL PLAN
LISA NEEDS BRACES
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(・∀・) DENTAL PLAN
( ´ω`) (・∀・) LISA NEEDS BRA-
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（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))∀・) クソッタレ！アメリカの豚野郎テレビのセリフを繰り返すな。『サザエさん』が唯一繰り返していい番組です。
( ⌒д⌒) 日本人であることを誇りに思います。 韓国人や中国人が嫌いなわけではない。反日やヘイトが嫌いなだけ。とはいえ韓国とは国交断絶がベストかな。中国とも離れた方が良い。
( ´ω`) なんだか知らんがとにかくヨシ！
（； ´Д｀）The South Korean's meal is a barbarian.
A considerably cruel way to kill is done though it eats Inuneco.
Moreover, it sees and it is killed that the dog suffers laughing. For
the South Korean, the barbarian even where.
No do think nothing of even of the girl of cruelty in South Korea
though seem to be eaten by her. The South Korean is already the
lowest class under man.
The human nature that cannot be thought to be a person is hated.
chop chop there's the pinky (°▽°)
( ´ω`) Cartoons were fun and not full of bizarre non-western emotional preening all the damn time.
( ´ω`) They also had what you youngin's call bangers in 'em.
Is this one of them new-fangled Youtube links?
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFBx3qYGxL8&t=126s)
( ´ω`) In most cases, a stork brings them. But YOU were unceremoniously dumped down the chimney by a big, hairy pterodactyl.
(・∀・) I thought Santa used reindeers, not pterodactyles.
( ´ω`) Santa uses whatever he wants to use, Junior.
( ´ω`) And they're actually called Hairodactyls, boy.
( ´ω`) junya get the gabapentin, this CSS terrorist attack is givins me war mamrees
(・∀・) It is a party, Grandpa! Haven't you heard about the 10000th?