ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (627)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:51

>>276,277
It's okay because scientists will all be replaced with artists eventually.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 23:26

>>277
I HATE EXCEPTIONS TO THE NORM

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:33

>>279 People who have superiority complexes are truly worthless assholes.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 02:06

I hate DQN.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 22:52

>>281
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283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6290 20:48

>>282 Go ahead and cry about it, fag.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 13:09

Homosexuals are gay.

And that's terrible.

Also, they EAT DA POO POO!

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 23:23

>>284 Veronika Moser isn't homosexual.....
and she EAT DA POO POO

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6297 10:51

Vocaloids are for nerds who can't sing themselves.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 06:37

Speaking of nerds, The Angry Video Game Nerd is just a guy with glasses and a pocket protector bitching and moaning like any lazy American. Although I guess if you can't muster what little attention it takes to dodge a few projectiles moving in predictably rectilinear and sinuous paths, you have a right to blame developers.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 07:53

Women are all fucking retarded cunts.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 12:42

>>287
Also he can't act and isn't funny.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6298 22:25

Talented people only get attention because people want shit out of them.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6299 15:22

>>290, are you implying that people want to be near talented people in order to EAT DA POO POO?

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 04:59

>>291, I am implying that you EAT DA POO POO.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 18:31

Disney musicians have no actual talent

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6300 21:53

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295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6302 02:18

Posts like >>291, >>292 and >>294 are unimaginative.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 00:59

Tourists screw up traffic on sidewalks by stopping to take photos every 10 seconds.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 17:57

American diplomats totally had the leak of their communications coming for badmouthing everyone else.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6306 20:48

Now don't be so harsh, >>295. At least >>294 was a good post.

299 Name: Brandy Bogard!fi.Jek4HW6!!gGKYHXFO : 1993-09-6306 23:36

GOD I FUCKING HATE TRIPFAGS HFJKSHFKJFHLJHLSHFSAKJFH

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 00:55

>>299 go away heh man

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6307 15:45

Remember Caveman? All-caps and referring to himself in the third person all at once. What an asshole.

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 12:25

Comic Sans was shat from the same anus that extruded Microsoft Bob.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:02

Helvetica has no soul.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 20:57

Gill Sans is British.

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:04

Tahoma looks like a crappier Verdana, which is itself a shitty font.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:05

People who care about fonts don't appreciate the beauty of raw, plain text.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6308 23:09

Usenet is so full of spam it's surprising any humans still spend significant amounts of time there.

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 01:20

Usenet if full of retards that need to die.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 02:10

All fonts look the same if you have to use a cell phone internet browser.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 06:04

People who can appreciate raw, plain text without a font aren't people, they're robotic scum.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:10

All fonts are shitty. The release of a good, readable font would be a breakthrough for computing technology.

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 14:44

>>311 doesn't really know what he's talking about.

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:07

The Emergency Mittens don't actually do anything..

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 15:56

( ί -ί) For you, maybe.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6309 18:09

Hardly anyone who can "speed-solve" a Rubik's cube actually knows how their algorithms work.

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6312 06:07

Modern Lamborghinis aren't as exotic and exclusive as the Diablo and Countach.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 11:31

Misspellings are ubiquitous on the Internet, and too few people care about them.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 14:14

>>316 Classic Lamborghini models have terrible ergonomics, and once Audi took over, they solved the problem.

That reminds me of another thing that pisses me off... Car interiors not designed by or copied from German or Swedish cars.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 15:43

Individualists think they're so unique

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 01:39

School bullies need to be shot to death.

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6367 23:51

Heh, Jews...

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6369 03:36

Stupid ChiComs don't know how to build ThinkPads right.

323 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 00:09

Stevie Jobsie thinks that his useless toys are so unique and awesome, o-oh~

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 15:35

>>323 Poor Mr. I Made A Really Expensive Phone And Now I'm Dying can rot in hell.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 16:41

>>324 sounds like a typical Microsoft fanboy.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 19:33

>>325 linux fag.

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 19:52

>>326
Homophobe

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 20:08

OS wars are perpetuated by idiocy.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 20:40

Sometimes I feel like I'm somebody else

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:14

Sometimes I feel like I'm no one at all. I am a shadow, a ghost, a flickering figure in the background of someone else's dream.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6373 22:19

Sometimes I think you two morons don't know what thread this is.

332 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6373 23:54

What, have you lost your glasses, >>329-331?

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6374 10:36

Contact lens wearers are shallow and vain. Also, they put stuff on their eyeballs. Gross.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6377 17:25

Spam e-mail sucks. Anyone that continues to send me ads for penis enlargement devices should have their dick and balls chopped off.

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6378 17:44

fat chicks

336 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6379 00:04

>>335, ha-ha! Those fat cows should eat each other for survival.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 11:25

Referral marketing is annoying and dumb.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6379 13:07

People are STILL making youtube videos with those stupid Zelda games? God, that shit is just not funny anymore.

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6380 02:29

"Youtube Poop" videos were never funny. Neither were the 1990s version of that concept, so-disant "animutations," no matter how many times the disembodied head of Colin Mochrie floats across the screen shooting lazers out of his eyes pew pew pew.

340 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6382 09:18

Steve Ballmer should stop waving his sweaty flabs around and replace himself with a real CEO.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6387 01:08

LOL SERGALS

342 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6387 11:29

But they look pretty nasty, >>341. They are like sharks with legs.

I'm glad that they aren't real... STUPID THINGS!

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6388 21:55

>>342
No, a shark with legs would be Mayhem

Speaking of Canada, FUCK IT

344 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:06

>>343
Five years ago or so I heard that milk comes in bags in Canada. Oh, funny Canada!

345 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6389 00:12

I just remembered this!

Museless geeks from Google and Mozilla got so worked up over Microsoft's Bing and IE9 (respectively) that they had to write angry blog posts on WWW. But Microsoft put these presumptuous morons in their place with a couple of well-written rebuttals.

Good job, Microsoft!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 01:41

Fascism is evil

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 20:11

You are not more "rational" if you lash out against astrology.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6403 21:30

Earthquakes suck.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 00:03

Tornadoes suck.

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 02:18

Your gaming platform sucks.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 07:25

Nuclear energy is unsafe!

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 10:20

All forms of power generation are unsafe. Petroleum profits subsidize terrorism, coal miners die on the job almost as frequently as infantrymen at the front line in a war, gas mains explode under city streets at statistically predictable intervals, people try to install solar panels on the roof only to fall and injure themselves.

Yet we can hardly go back to the 18th Century. If you waved a magic wand and made all technology created after 1800 AD disappear, how much of the Earth's population would die within weeks as a result?

We cannot go back, only forward, and none of us knows what the future holds.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6404 13:38

Wind farms kill birds often.

Mines that get metals for rechargeable batteries often cause severe water pollution with stormwater runoff.

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 16:50

No one cares about your witty pop culture references.

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6406 22:21

Stop hitting "like" on your own posts on facebook you vainglorious lout.

356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:07

People like >>351 are hilarious.

357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 14:24

Taking a crap in most public toilets is just barely better than crapping your pants.

358 Name: asd : 1993-09-6410 16:15

let's test this shit

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6410 18:46

The Green party of Germany is a bunch of gormless NIMBYs who support coal power because hydroelectric and wind plants would "ruin the landscape's natural beauty". Also, nuclear power opponents are to blame for ancient reactors never getting replaced with brand-new plants that can run circles around the old shit in terms of safety and efficiency.

360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6411 03:13

Ishihara should be voted out of office.

361 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6413 00:10

Ishihara is a senile idiot who hates the prospering youth!

362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6414 01:44

People who arbitrarily prefer Futaba to western imageboards are idiots. It's not better just because it's in moonspeak.

363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 14:01

People who cheat in order to receive welfare benefits should be thrown out onto the street and forced to beg for money and food.

364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 23:08

People who want to eliminate welfare because of welfare cheats are sociopaths.

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6415 23:45

Trolls suck.

366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 15:12

People don't want games anymore, they just want to click a button so their kitten doesn't die.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6416 17:11

Cell phone games suck.

368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6417 00:13

The CIA is evil.

369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 04:46

Most of the "think for a whole day before posting" thread doesn't follow the rules in the OP--as in objectively, measurably doesn't.

370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6418 15:20

Bad things are bad, mmkay?

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 01:06

Old people that constantly complain about being old, and about the younger generation need to hurry up and die already.

372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:18

Young whippersnappers just don't know how good they have it with their angry bird games. In my day, I had to jolly well catch my own slingshot ammunition if I wanted to blow up a pig!

373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6440 18:43

Bossfights in WoW have more in common with sychronized swimming than combat.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:50

Online gaming jumped the shark with the release of Ultima Online: Renaissance.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6453 05:13

Ha haa Bin Laden's dead! What a pussy!

376 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6453 09:50

It seems like long beards don't ward off bullets after all!

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 17:48

>>376
Cloth helmets don't seem too sturdy, either...

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