ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (627)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 09:17

>>399
Easy mode? How weak!

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 10:38

Easy Mordor? How distasteful.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 11:53

One does not simply easy into Mordor!

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:17

One does simply walk into Easy Mordor!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6631 22:20

Only fashion-obsessed scenesters wear Skullcandy headphones! How lame!

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 15:54

People who label anything slightly different as hipster are lame.

The lame thing about hipsters isn't the clothes or the music, it's the mentality and "irony".

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:15

The mentally retarded contribute little to society.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:51

Reality is biased towards entropy.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 21:38

What do you think is this? An "ITT we think for a whole day before posting" thread?

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 01:26

All genitals look terrible and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 02:21

>>406 I agree.

>>410 I disagree.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 23:43

The smell of kimchi and the way the smell clings to those who eat it.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 00:50

Region coding games and movies is a price-fixing scam.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 12:21

Apparently psychiatric hospitals use youtube as a stress relief for patients.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 17:27

Fuck this generation of internet users. Fuck them and this whole "social" bullshit they keep trying to push.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 20:33

Yo, girls with hairy underarms! SHave dem pits!

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 21:59

JavaScript is a disaster. What was originally a Scheme embedded in a Web browser has become a terrible pack of cruft thanks to MS and the W3C.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 22:32

Sages should stick their link fields up their bums. Get fucking wiser before writing "sage". And no one cares about your weeabooise origins of "sageru" >>reply-san.

No offence, >>417-san. Whoever contributed to anything JS-related should redeem himself as a bioreactor fuel.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 00:37

>>416
No, please don't. I'd have to find a new fetish.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 00:48

>>418 doesn't care about what sage really means

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 01:01

illegal immigration really screws up supply and demand for labor.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 06:29

>>419 what are you, a closet furry?
Just admit already that you like girls with fur. They don't have to shave their armpits.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 18:51

I just read a forum which I shan't dignify by naming here, which appeared to be of, by, and for former SA Goons who had been B& for being obnoxious prolix assholes. It was a train wreck of 4000+ word rants explaining in meticulous, exhaustive, and somewhat frightening detail why the poster is consumed by all-devouring unreasoning Tourette's-babbling bile-dripping hatred for SA, SA's mods, blacks, Jews, people who watch anime, homosexuals, people who go to online dating sites for non-trolling purposes, furries, the autistic, and/or "nerds." Possibly some of them are just trolling but it reeked of angry immature Goon to me, and that's a very bad smell.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 20:43

>>423
/b/ is immature because the userbase is largely comprised of teenagers and the mentally ill (with a broad overlap)

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:15

>>424
If he is indeed talking about /b/, >>423-san is some sort of time traveller posting from the year 2005.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 21:23

>>423 here.

No, not a *chan at all. I found it looking for information about the old abandoned "The Zybourne Clock" computer game, and found more than I really wanted to know. It was full of extremely long, hateful, creepy posts--hell, essays--from people who usually had sufficient working synapses to spell all the words correctly. That's a combination I'm not used to.

Hold me, /dqn/. I think I need a hug. ;_;

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 22:42

ߥ(ɄD`)R(EÁE ) It'll be okay, >>426-san. Forget about those doo-doo heads.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6637 22:50

But do we really have to care about SA goons and their exes and *tards? Personally, my journey into insanity began around 2005 on the aforementioned channel. It was rather good back then.

Probably we should conspire against them like Freemasons or The Illuminati, we are the elitist superstructure after all.

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 15:48

Let's run /jp/ into the ground. Steps for making it even worse:

  • /jp/ means Japan/Random. Make threads about Japan or Japanese things (like anime).
  • Make a lot of meta posts, too.
  • Don't use sage. Use a secure tripcode and a name, while you're at it.
  • Derail threads.

pulls on backpack and jumps out airplane

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 21:18

I mildly dislike the userbase on /jp/ so I'm on board with this.

at yer service captain

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6639 08:00

what, all three of us?

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 19:06

The Human Centipede movie was a shitty movie that sucked ass, and so did the South Park parody.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6651 20:14

>>432
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were implying there was a parody of South Park by the Human Centipede....

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 23:31

I'm pissed off that I have to go through a bunch of crap to get medicine just because meth addicts are trying to turn it into meth.

just let the addicts die!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 03:43

>>434

I'm pissed off that meth addicts keep bugging me for sudafed. When I see you walk up and I automatically know what you're going to ask for? Yeah... naw.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 12:09

>>435
Shut up and fetch me sudafed.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6659 15:03

Musashi Gundoh is the worst anime ever.

OH OH OH

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 02:59

Today I learned that Sudafed has something to do with meth.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 16:06

Sounds like a middle-eastern name.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 17:09

Fun things are fun even if you dislike them.

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 20:07

Non-drawn pornography has no artistic value whatsoever.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 00:15

Modern internet slang is disgusting and distasteful.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 05:51

Love is synonymous with intellectual blindness.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:04

The Refresh captcha link on 4ch is broken. Or maybe it's my browser that refuses to cooperate. Either way, shit sucks.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:29

>>444
I've been having troubles with captcha too. That, and it keeps telling me I get it wrong even when it's right.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:40

Do you, people, really need to complain about captcha in every fucking thread? Obviously your PC sucks. You should reinstall Windows and buy a fucking new one!

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 05:12

Windows is a crappy operating system.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 05:26

Fat girls are ugly.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 08:33

Tautologies are tautological.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 13:00

My USB vacuum-cleaner does nothing.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:49

USB3 cables are not backwards compatible with USB2 ports.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 16:52

You know, most of USB vacuum-cleaners suck.wwww

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 17:01

The box art for the first Mega Man game looks like a 50 year old man with severe arthritis.

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 03:00

Censorship sucks.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 18:55

Greece's financial situation is even more screwed up than most other nation's financial situation.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 00:43

My country's politicians argue about pastry on their assemblies. And then they broadcast it on the news.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6709 02:58

Censors███ █████

458 Name: : 1993-09-6709 06:59

Ugly people should die alone. Stupid people should die first.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 22:55

The way some anime gets translated is absolutely horrible. If an anime gets translated horribly, the original animation team should be allowed to do equally horrible things to the translation team.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6722 23:18

I used to censor my posts, but then I got an █████ in the ████.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6732 19:51

Religious people are dumb and misguided.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 13:19

>>221 It had 1 good thing not found in other games. An ending that didn't suck.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 13:49

FUCK MARIO KART!FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU FUCKING SKY FAIRY THING! FUCK DQN! FUCK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

464 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6739 14:03

Fuck me. Fuck my computor. And the internet. Fuck it too.

465 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6739 14:16

>>464
Alright ;)

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6739 14:28

Entropy has belabored the point. Yes, we get it. Mortality. Transience. Thank you.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 17:10

Sanitariums are miserable places, and the fact that war veterans often end up in one after all they have been through is outrageous.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 19:55

Poor people deserve to be poor and die in hunger.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 20:59

I am poor and I hate myself.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 21:00

>>468
Very rude and uncouth. Fie!

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:46

People who constantly complain about being fat should sumo wrestle.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 04:18

That meta shark jump thread led me here. What a shitty thread.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 16:55

Metas are terrible.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 15:28

Michael Bay ruined Transformers.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 17:33

Transformers sucked to begin with.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 18:08

Your farts smell.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7142 21:35

What is wrong with people who kidnap and kill random babies for fun! That's despicable!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:48

Wich tamako wud u fuk

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 00:52

>>478
Mochi duh.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7143 15:38

Michelle Obama is a hypocritical fatass. If you really care about weight, you can suffer the misery of eating health food.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7148 21:11

The Chihuahua is an extremely annoying breed of dog.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 18:12

Grace Hopper made me waste my life on video games.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:25

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES is a bad game.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:28

Carnival Criuse Lines has a pathetic safety record.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 12:26

GIMP is not as good as Photoshop.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 20:24

The slightly older group of people who got to experience the birth of the internet firsthand are smug dicks that I am extremely jealous of.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 23:24

It seems the only reason attorney generals exist is to defend laws that allow the government to treat people as guilty until proven innocent.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 07:02

The grammar in Zero Wing is poor.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 09:33

People who take drugs or go out drinking and partying for fun probably don't have any worthwhile hobbies

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 18:04

Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 18:58

There are too many damn holidays

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 13:30

Brian Peppers is ugly.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:28

Using strikeout text out of context ruins the message.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 19:56

Using strikeout text to be sarcastic makes you a douche.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7273 09:09

Kareha is an abandoned half-broken piece of badly-coded crap.

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7280 14:08

Cuneiform is needlessly complicated.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7281 11:45

Long-time fans of things are needlessly elitist to newbies. (Although I'm particularly guilty of this myself)

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7282 00:02

>>497 That makes me think of another annoying thing
Hardcore comic book nerds that get pissed off at people who only watch superhero movies and play superhero games.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7461 22:16

People who think they can convince teens to go abstinence only are idiots. How many of those same people smoked a cigarette before age 18 or drank a beer before age 21?

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7462 16:03

I really really really hate car traffic. I hate it so much sometimes I want to cry.

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