IE is a crappy web browser.
Socialism is for people who are shit at everything.
I hate having diarrhoea
It seems the relationship between ignorance and opinions is indeed directly proportional. Also, obnoxiousness.
Motivational posters are stupid, and most people quit making demotivators that are funny 7 years ago.
Image macros died when generator sites started appearing, lowering the small barrier (knowing the basics of photoshop) to creating an image macro, which can now be done in under ten seconds. No skills or afterthought required. Now they're just used by boring people to share their inane opinions and observations.
Viewing a modern image macro kills more brain cells than an overdose on speedballs.
Divorce is unfortunate, but when the partners use their child as a negotiation tool, it becomes outrageous.
Politicians are mostly whores, and the voters in my country who still think so and so candidate is going to make their lives appreciably better are deluding themselves.
Imperative programming languages are glorified turtle plotters.
OOP prevails because of money, not merit.
Turtle ploppers.
Women who have more than one cat or one dog should be avoided.
Single moms are nothing but trouble.
I hate people who don't tag porn correctly. More than once I've been in the middle of masturbating to something I thought was really cute and hot when all the sudden the girl starts pooping in the guy's mouth or something and my boner shrivels up and dies like an earthworm on tarmac on a hot summer day, because some jerk forgot to add the tag.
>>514
What, not mature enough for you? I guess you're right in a way, since I'm not masturbating to full on scat like all the big boys.
The Didovic sisters payed battleshits where I work, and now I have to clean the fucking bathroom. Where the hell is Veronica Moser when you really need her?
Chrome is a crappy browser
Valentine's day gets exploited by women to get more gifts from their boyfriend or husband. The people who make gifts that are shaped like hearts are also to blame.
Light novel adaptations that are just advertisements for the source material, some of them don't even bother making a full 12-13 episode cour. What's worse is that they usually fucking are fun and stylish and interesting but you can't find the source anywhere.
GNU's Not Usable
vc: vi
H-manga artists who give characters obscure regional/historical/etc names with no furigana. I'm trying to masturbate here nigger, don't make me go get out a character dictionary.
4chan's /tg/ is clogged with quest threads. I've never opened one, but they're stupid and I hate them.
DIC's voice actors sound worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Micheal Bay's Ninja Turtle movie is as awful as his Transformers movie. Anybody know what 1980s TV show that he will ruin next?
social jewstace warriors are really annoying people.
people are really annoying people, why do you think we're here and not outside
ITT: easy targets
>>519
several of my favorite shows are based on light novels but I've never tried to read them, because I have no interest in learning enough Japanese. Do these get translated very often?
>>533
there are some translations that licensed and some others that are older than baka-tsuki and hard to still find like fmp though, but can be found with some searching
in some cases like tate yuusha though, they even just have links from the site
also the translators do admit when they lack skill, which I wish happened more in the fantrans community
also, try reading utsuro no hako to zero no maria, it's a very fun series despite not being too great
Women who get pregnant to trap a man are worthless scum.
>>535 I knew someone who was trapped like this. He agreed to pay child support but refused to marry her or to speak to her anywhere other than at court and through his lawyer. Somehow she felt this was unfair.
Johnny Fartpants is so try-hard on the fart jokes that it doesn't even approach funny.
Circumcision is just a fancy word for butchering a baby's dick.
Pokemon isn't really that great of a game, it's filled with nothing but grinding and deserves to be compared with calla dooty, only because like call of duty, it's the same thing every year
It's insulting to the people who've been witness to truly unimaginable horrors in war and otherwise that PTSD is now something SJWS get after being made fun of on the internet for being stupid.
People who complain about liberals on the internet tend to sound like they spawned directly out of an early-2Ks chain email and they have become so prevalent on imageboards and BBS sites that it has become kind of annoying.
People who complain about conservatives on the internet tend to sound like bitchy 13 year old girls.
Referential humor isn't funny.
Most politicians are people that I don't really want dictating my actions.
All politicians are parasites.
Whining about politicians is played-out and ``edgy.''
"This is real music. The stuff they call 'music' these days is just noise."
-person commenting on Rob Zombie video
Deadpool is just dick jokes.
Youtube comments are awful
People who are obsessed with GET's are a waste of air.
People who use reddit and tumblr should not voice their opinion.
Anyone who runs over a pedestrian at a crosswalk is an asshole.
As far as I am concerned, babies are a bunch of pussies that don't do anything but cry.
Robespierre was a shitty egomaniac asshole. Fuck him.
enlessvideo spammers are annoying and do not contribute in any way to the discussion.
Meghan Trainor looks like a TV preacher's wife.
People who don't flush the toilet after using it are disgusting.
The people who created Tony Hawk 5 should have to faceplant into a Claymore mine.
North Korea has batshit crazy leaders.
People who misuse the genre title 'Roguelike' ought to be put on pikes.
the alamo was overrated
Donald Trump is a complete asshole but he might be better than all the other politicians currently in the primaries.
Feminism is a hate movement.
blacks are lazy and worthless
only self-identified 90s kids romanticize 90s childhood.
NGE is just a story about some cowardly boy, a bitchy girl with red hair, and a girl who acts like a robot and has blue hair.
Jigglypuff and ice climbers are retarded, and everyone that plays them should be punched in the face
I don't hate I multiply
I'd rather watch the next Michael Bay Transformers film than the new Ghostbusters film.
>>579
I'd definitely rather watch the new Ghostbusters film three times in a row than any Bayformers film not even exaggerating.
Donald Drumpf, lmfao.
The radical left wing only help the right-wing.
Shut - ins, Asian drivers, jay walkers.
Hate, self-referencing, love
Almond-based gelato is terrible terrible terrible shit don't eat it.
Almond-based shit is terrible terrible terrible gelato don't eat it.
>>588
I was going to correct you but then I remembered that that really is the title of the movie. What a dumb title.
The Baldur's Gate remake sucks.
The cartoons in the New Yorker aren't funny.
Antifascism is about as productive as antismallpoxism.
Those shreaking tweenage girls on the bus didn't know "abtrusive" isn't a word.
Weaboos don't know shit about Japan.
The entire Bible is not literally true.
zika babies lack brains
>>597
They had thick Nottingham accents so the 'a' was distinctly such. Plus the girl that actually said it raised her voice a bit to do so, and put emphasis on the word ("that's a bit abtrusive, isn't it?") so there's no doubt she was trying to sound like she understood this non-existent word.
I don't remember the context but my best guess would be somewhere between "obtuse" and "abusive", perhaps attempting to convey the meaning behind the former after hearing it this one time, but only remembering it as a word similar in form to the latter.
If you smoke recreational weed outside Colorado or Washington, why do you think making guns illegal will make them go away?