IE is a crappy web browser.
>>423 here.
No, not a *chan at all. I found it looking for information about the old abandoned "The Zybourne Clock" computer game, and found more than I really wanted to know. It was full of extremely long, hateful, creepy posts--hell, essays--from people who usually had sufficient working synapses to spell all the words correctly. That's a combination I'm not used to.
Hold me, /dqn/. I think I need a hug. ;_;
･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(・ε・ ) It'll be okay, >>426-san. Forget about those doo-doo heads.
But do we really have to care about SA goons and their exes and *tards? Personally, my journey into insanity began around 2005 on the aforementioned channel. It was rather good back then.
Probably we should conspire against them like Freemasons or The Illuminati, we are the elitist superstructure after all.
Let's run /jp/ into the ground. Steps for making it even worse:
pulls on backpack and jumps out airplane
I mildly dislike the userbase on /jp/ so I'm on board with this.
at yer service captain
The Human Centipede movie was a shitty movie that sucked ass, and so did the South Park parody.
>>432
Sorry, for a second there I thought you were implying there was a parody of South Park by the Human Centipede....
I'm pissed off that I have to go through a bunch of crap to get medicine just because meth addicts are trying to turn it into meth.
just let the addicts die!
I'm pissed off that meth addicts keep bugging me for sudafed. When I see you walk up and I automatically know what you're going to ask for? Yeah... naw.
Today I learned that Sudafed has something to do with meth.
Fun things are fun even if you dislike them.
Non-drawn pornography has no artistic value whatsoever.
Modern internet slang is disgusting and distasteful.
Love is synonymous with intellectual blindness.
The Refresh captcha link on 4ch is broken. Or maybe it's my browser that refuses to cooperate. Either way, shit sucks.
>>444
I've been having troubles with captcha too. That, and it keeps telling me I get it wrong even when it's right.
Do you, people, really need to complain about captcha in every fucking thread? Obviously your PC sucks. You should reinstall Windows and buy a fucking new one!
Windows is a crappy operating system.
Fat girls are ugly.
Tautologies are tautological.
My USB vacuum-cleaner does nothing.
USB3 cables are not backwards compatible with USB2 ports.
You know, most of USB vacuum-cleaners suck.wwww
The box art for the first Mega Man game looks like a 50 year old man with severe arthritis.
Censorship sucks.
Greece's financial situation is even more screwed up than most other nation's financial situation.
My country's politicians argue about pastry on their assemblies. And then they broadcast it on the news.
Censors███ █████
Ugly people should die alone. Stupid people should die first.
The way some anime gets translated is absolutely horrible. If an anime gets translated horribly, the original animation team should be allowed to do equally horrible things to the translation team.
I used to censor my posts, but then I got an █████ in the ████.
>>221 It had 1 good thing not found in other games. An ending that didn't suck.
FUCK MARIO KART!FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK YOU FUCKING SKY FAIRY THING! FUCK DQN! FUCK EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Fuck me. Fuck my computor. And the internet. Fuck it too.
>>464
Alright ;)
Entropy has belabored the point. Yes, we get it. Mortality. Transience. Thank you.
Sanitariums are miserable places, and the fact that war veterans often end up in one after all they have been through is outrageous.
Poor people deserve to be poor and die in hunger.
I am poor and I hate myself.
People who constantly complain about being fat should sumo wrestle.
That meta shark jump thread led me here. What a shitty thread.
Michael Bay ruined Transformers.
Your farts smell.
What is wrong with people who kidnap and kill random babies for fun! That's despicable!
Wich tamako wud u fuk
Michelle Obama is a hypocritical fatass. If you really care about weight, you can suffer the misery of eating health food.
The Chihuahua is an extremely annoying breed of dog.
Grace Hopper made me waste my life on video games.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES is a bad game.
Carnival Criuse Lines has a pathetic safety record.
The slightly older group of people who got to experience the birth of the internet firsthand are smug dicks that I am extremely jealous of.
It seems the only reason attorney generals exist is to defend laws that allow the government to treat people as guilty until proven innocent.
The grammar in Zero Wing is poor.
People who take drugs or go out drinking and partying for fun probably don't have any worthwhile hobbies
Babylon 5 is a big pile of shit.
There are too many damn holidays
Brian Peppers is ugly.
Using strikeout text out of context ruins the message.
Using strikeout text to be sarcastic makes you a douche.
Kareha is an abandoned half-broken piece of badly-coded crap.
Cuneiform is needlessly complicated.
Long-time fans of things are needlessly elitist to newbies. (Although I'm particularly guilty of this myself)
>>497 That makes me think of another annoying thing
Hardcore comic book nerds that get pissed off at people who only watch superhero movies and play superhero games.
People who think they can convince teens to go abstinence only are idiots. How many of those same people smoked a cigarette before age 18 or drank a beer before age 21?
I really really really hate car traffic. I hate it so much sometimes I want to cry.
Socialism is for people who are shit at everything.
I hate having diarrhoea
It seems the relationship between ignorance and opinions is indeed directly proportional. Also, obnoxiousness.
Motivational posters are stupid, and most people quit making demotivators that are funny 7 years ago.
Image macros died when generator sites started appearing, lowering the small barrier (knowing the basics of photoshop) to creating an image macro, which can now be done in under ten seconds. No skills or afterthought required. Now they're just used by boring people to share their inane opinions and observations.
Viewing a modern image macro kills more brain cells than an overdose on speedballs.
Divorce is unfortunate, but when the partners use their child as a negotiation tool, it becomes outrageous.
Politicians are mostly whores, and the voters in my country who still think so and so candidate is going to make their lives appreciably better are deluding themselves.
Imperative programming languages are glorified turtle plotters.
OOP prevails because of money, not merit.
Turtle ploppers.
Women who have more than one cat or one dog should be avoided.
Single moms are nothing but trouble.
I hate people who don't tag porn correctly. More than once I've been in the middle of masturbating to something I thought was really cute and hot when all the sudden the girl starts pooping in the guy's mouth or something and my boner shrivels up and dies like an earthworm on tarmac on a hot summer day, because some jerk forgot to add the tag.
>>514
What, not mature enough for you? I guess you're right in a way, since I'm not masturbating to full on scat like all the big boys.
The Didovic sisters payed battleshits where I work, and now I have to clean the fucking bathroom. Where the hell is Veronica Moser when you really need her?
Chrome is a crappy browser
Valentine's day gets exploited by women to get more gifts from their boyfriend or husband. The people who make gifts that are shaped like hearts are also to blame.
Light novel adaptations that are just advertisements for the source material, some of them don't even bother making a full 12-13 episode cour. What's worse is that they usually fucking are fun and stylish and interesting but you can't find the source anywhere.
GNU's Not Usable
vc: vi
H-manga artists who give characters obscure regional/historical/etc names with no furigana. I'm trying to masturbate here nigger, don't make me go get out a character dictionary.
4chan's /tg/ is clogged with quest threads. I've never opened one, but they're stupid and I hate them.
DIC's voice actors sound worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
Micheal Bay's Ninja Turtle movie is as awful as his Transformers movie. Anybody know what 1980s TV show that he will ruin next?
social jewstace warriors are really annoying people.
people are really annoying people, why do you think we're here and not outside
ITT: easy targets
>>519
several of my favorite shows are based on light novels but I've never tried to read them, because I have no interest in learning enough Japanese. Do these get translated very often?
>>533
there are some translations that licensed and some others that are older than baka-tsuki and hard to still find like fmp though, but can be found with some searching
in some cases like tate yuusha though, they even just have links from the site
also the translators do admit when they lack skill, which I wish happened more in the fantrans community
also, try reading utsuro no hako to zero no maria, it's a very fun series despite not being too great
Women who get pregnant to trap a man are worthless scum.
>>535 I knew someone who was trapped like this. He agreed to pay child support but refused to marry her or to speak to her anywhere other than at court and through his lawyer. Somehow she felt this was unfair.
Johnny Fartpants is so try-hard on the fart jokes that it doesn't even approach funny.
Circumcision is just a fancy word for butchering a baby's dick.
Pokemon isn't really that great of a game, it's filled with nothing but grinding and deserves to be compared with calla dooty, only because like call of duty, it's the same thing every year
It's insulting to the people who've been witness to truly unimaginable horrors in war and otherwise that PTSD is now something SJWS get after being made fun of on the internet for being stupid.
People who complain about liberals on the internet tend to sound like they spawned directly out of an early-2Ks chain email and they have become so prevalent on imageboards and BBS sites that it has become kind of annoying.
People who complain about conservatives on the internet tend to sound like bitchy 13 year old girls.
Referential humor isn't funny.
Most politicians are people that I don't really want dictating my actions.
All politicians are parasites.
Whining about politicians is played-out and ``edgy.''
"This is real music. The stuff they call 'music' these days is just noise."
-person commenting on Rob Zombie video
Deadpool is just dick jokes.
Youtube comments are awful
People who are obsessed with GET's are a waste of air.
People who use reddit and tumblr should not voice their opinion.
Anyone who runs over a pedestrian at a crosswalk is an asshole.
As far as I am concerned, babies are a bunch of pussies that don't do anything but cry.
Robespierre was a shitty egomaniac asshole. Fuck him.
enlessvideo spammers are annoying and do not contribute in any way to the discussion.
Meghan Trainor looks like a TV preacher's wife.
People who don't flush the toilet after using it are disgusting.
The people who created Tony Hawk 5 should have to faceplant into a Claymore mine.
North Korea has batshit crazy leaders.
People who misuse the genre title 'Roguelike' ought to be put on pikes.
the alamo was overrated
Donald Trump is a complete asshole but he might be better than all the other politicians currently in the primaries.
Feminism is a hate movement.
blacks are lazy and worthless
only self-identified 90s kids romanticize 90s childhood.
NGE is just a story about some cowardly boy, a bitchy girl with red hair, and a girl who acts like a robot and has blue hair.
Jigglypuff and ice climbers are retarded, and everyone that plays them should be punched in the face
I don't hate I multiply
I'd rather watch the next Michael Bay Transformers film than the new Ghostbusters film.
>>579
I'd definitely rather watch the new Ghostbusters film three times in a row than any Bayformers film not even exaggerating.
Donald Drumpf, lmfao.
The radical left wing only help the right-wing.
Shut - ins, Asian drivers, jay walkers.
Hate, self-referencing, love
Almond-based gelato is terrible terrible terrible shit don't eat it.
Almond-based shit is terrible terrible terrible gelato don't eat it.
>>588
I was going to correct you but then I remembered that that really is the title of the movie. What a dumb title.
The Baldur's Gate remake sucks.
The cartoons in the New Yorker aren't funny.
Antifascism is about as productive as antismallpoxism.
Those shreaking tweenage girls on the bus didn't know "abtrusive" isn't a word.
Weaboos don't know shit about Japan.
The entire Bible is not literally true.
zika babies lack brains
>>597
They had thick Nottingham accents so the 'a' was distinctly such. Plus the girl that actually said it raised her voice a bit to do so, and put emphasis on the word ("that's a bit abtrusive, isn't it?") so there's no doubt she was trying to sound like she understood this non-existent word.
I don't remember the context but my best guess would be somewhere between "obtuse" and "abusive", perhaps attempting to convey the meaning behind the former after hearing it this one time, but only remembering it as a word similar in form to the latter.
If you smoke recreational weed outside Colorado or Washington, why do you think making guns illegal will make them go away?
>>599
It's not an all-or-nothing situation. Compare the number of pot smokers in Colorado and Washington to the general population.
>>600 I'm drawing a comparison because recreational marijuana smoking is illegal outside those states, yet people do it. How can someone constantly do something illegal and think that by making something illegal that it goes away?
>>601
I don't think stricter regulations would make guns go away, I think they would lead to fewer people owning guns and killing themselves or others due to impulse or accident. Admittedly gun control wouldn't have done anything to stop the Orlando shooting and I'm kind of embarrassed by people who argue that it would.
>>601 Who are these people that think making something illegal makes it go away? Are there really people who truly think that?
I think there should be more controls on who can own guns and less controls on which guns can be owned. So, if you can pass a background check and a basic mental health exam and aren't a terror suspect or something you ought to be able to own whatever guns you want.
A gun is a tool, and its sole purpose is to kill. Bad people who want guns will always be able to get guns whether they're legal or not. Then less-bad people want a gun to defend themselves, but by defending yourself like that you get blood on your hands, so you also end up in the fiery pit. To improve as a species we should be moving past these base, primal killing instincts. If someone breaks into your home and is about to shoot you, take it like a man instead of shooting him like a little bitch.
I think since democrats are more likely to kill innocent people with guns, where republicans are more likely to use them for sport hunting and self defense, only republicans should be allowed to own guns.
Crystal Pepsi tasted awful and now they are trying to bring it back:
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NY-Crystal-Pepsi-Returns-1990s-Nostalgia-Clear-Soda-Pop-384997211.html
The "starvation mode" theory is dumb. If fat is there to serve as backup energy when times are hard, why would the body store more fat during hard times.
Hosting the Olympics is almost always going to result in financial disaster for a city.
Existing was always going to result in disaster for Rio.
Also, honestly, is golf really an Olympic sport? What next, is Tokyo going to host darts and pool tournaments in 4 years' time?
Vegans who try to make their cats live on an all-plant diet are making an animal who doesn't know any better suffer for their selfish human feelings which is exactly what vegans claim to be against.
Vegans who proclaim eating meat as cruel should consider how all the poor vegetables feel about being grown and eaten en masse by vegans. What a bunch of plant-murdering assholes!
So how about those lawyers?
Let's talk about women.
I don't like spammers and I am definitely not going to visit their websites.
Women: can't live with 'em
People who complain on the Internet about the censoring methods on Japanese porn don't understand Japanese porn. They could repeal the law today and in 10 years at least half the ero industry will still be doing it.
"Firing Line with William Buckley" has a lot less gunplay than it sounds like.
Gaijin say they don't get tsukkomi humor but they get jokes about Clippy.
People who have a thinkpiece criticizing a style guide neglect to mention the crucial part of it that gives you tacit permission to break its rules if the result is an absolute pile of shit.
People who post in the "ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought" thread.
That TV show was not very good.