ITT we hate on things that are easy targets (627)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 18:33

IE is a crappy web browser.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 00:10

>>28 is a pigfucker

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 01:30

>>29 is a fudgepacker

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 01:40

>>30 is all the previous posters in the insult the previous poster threads.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 01:57

and then there's you, you piss me off the most

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 17:59

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34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 19:54

This thread sucks.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 20:50

>>34

This person is trying to be cool but cries himself to sleep every night.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5960 12:04

Hillary is a man-hating liberal battleaxe.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:10

Obama sucks

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 00:13

gb2/DQN/

OH WAIT

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5965 15:37

England is a country full of pansies, yet they still run Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5969 18:12

Hillary is a battleaxe-hating liberal man.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 14:49

>>42 probably won't show up until later this week.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5970 18:30

Hate is a negative emotion.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5971 05:41

Love is Hate.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 00:53

France is gay.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 02:32

America is full of fatties.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 06:48

>>45 is full of himself.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5973 20:13

China is full of shitty products.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5974 02:34

Bikini thongs just don't look good on men

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5976 18:45

Reimu is the worst Touhou character.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:27

Gets are pointless and worthless, especially in slow threads like this one.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 18:50

/DQN/ is steadily growing less funny and now even /VIP/ is usually more amusing to read.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5977 23:22

>>51 is a total buzzkiller

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:45

Furry haters are furry for Liru.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 00:46

Furries are furry for Liru, too, so don't think I'm letting them (okay, us) off the hook.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 23:55

Communism is for lazy teenagers.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 01:23

Socialism is the chosen governmental style of whiny faggots everywhere.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 06:16

Most people who play nethack will never ascend.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 13:12

Rich people are pompous assholes.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 14:43

Rush is a fat bastard.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 16:42

Rush is a shitty prog band with a terrible vocalist.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 17:12

Def Leppard's drummer totally sucks. It sounds like he's drumming with one hand tied behind his back.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 19:28

Squeeks has shit on his head.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 20:42

Einstein was a JEW.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5984 21:11

Sarah Palin works for FOX News.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 00:43

Pat Robertson seems really intolerant.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 02:55

Those pop-up ads that keep coming back even after you click cancel are really annoying

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 07:20

I can't talk about them goddam injun anymore because some goddam injun lover done gonna take offense and make a fuss o'er it.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 12:42

Clay pigeons. 'Nuff said.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 12:59

Family Guy is a terrible cartoon and not funny at all.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:35

Rangers and Celtic are as bad as each other

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 01:37

Nascar is a boring and pointless sport for drunk rednecks

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 06:50

The two-party system is a huge sham

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 20:12

Democracy is overrated.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5987 20:54

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Going against the easy target just proves the person in question doesn't have the intellectual capacity to agree with what is truly right and just simply attempts to project the easily-obtainable opinion - no matter how easy it may be to accomplish or how much everybody would mindlessly agree with him or her, thus turning the concept of taking advantage of easy targets into a rather difficult one. Also cocks.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 15:59

E.T. for the Atari 2600 is a shitty game.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 16:59

>>74 is especially adept at the subtleties of ironic conversation, for he feigns a failure to realize that by dissecting the motivational anatomy of one who would choose an easy target as his object, he himself falls into something of a transitivity with the target in question. That is to say, one who picks an easy target is himself an easy target by virtue that he employs as scant sophistication as that which he chooses to ridicule.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 18:04

>>75
I disagree.

It was mediocre at worst.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 19:48

The Simpsons had overstayed its welcome years ago. Now it's just a squatter.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5989 22:18

>>74 is bald and smells like a men's room ashtray.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 15:19

Encyclopedia Dramatica only hates on easy targets.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 19:18

This thread is intellectually lazy and cowardly in its refusal to take any stand that could possibly have controversial connotations.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 19:38

no u

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 20:20

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>81 stole my thesis and will get a dogended lump of burning tobacco in his fucking eye if I ever figure out who he is.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ >>79, on the other hand... well-played.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 20:30

Moustaches make you look creepy.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5990 23:20

These "metrosexuals" with their hairless faces and skinny jeans and care for how they look are all a bunch of fags

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 00:32

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87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 14:54

My goddamned captcha is 'wi'.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 19:08

Hippies smell like sweat, dirt, and marijuana ashes.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 21:00

Sankaku Complex is full of people who probably wish women still couldn't vote and that rape was still legal.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5991 21:36

AC/DC are boring and all their songs sound really similar.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 02:46

I am a piece of shit

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5992 12:49

Hitler was a total jerk. Not even kidding.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5993 18:31

Anti-Apple fanboys hate on Apple fanboys hate on Anti-Apple fanboys ad infinitum simply because they can't think of anything better to talk about.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 00:22

Bible thumpers manipulate children in order to perpetuate their existence.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 03:02

Armchair CEOs just say whatever as if they could call shots better than the pros. THEN WHY ARE YOU POOR AS FUCK, GENIUS?

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5994 06:42

FUCK CAPTCHAS

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 15:21

パンダ

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:13

I'd like to give George W Bush a piece of my mind!

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 19:05

People can stop resubtitling that stupid Hitler movie clip now. It stopped being funny after the second time.

100 Name: ( ﾟヮﾟ) : 1993-09-6013 19:19

Twilight is kinda like a bad shoujo manga, only without the fun of being a bad shoujo manga.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 19:38

Rei never gives me what I order...

...I'm hungry.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:03

Macs are really nothing more than glorified PCs. Especially after the switch to Intel processors.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:48

E.T. for the Atari 2600 is an awful video game

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6016 15:31

Superman for N64 sucked superman's super ball sack.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:51

Commodore Amiga fans can't get past the fact that they lost the format war.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6023 00:31

Memes are stupid and ceased to be funny long ago.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6023 02:03

Some Californians make the other 2% of us look nuts.

108 Name: !MRSAGTENZI : 1993-09-6023 19:38

Hehe, im tripfagging. I'm a baaaaaaaaaad man.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 00:55

People who make fun of others by posting on anonymous bulletin boards to hide their identity or go to chat rooms to do the same thing only do it to make themselves feel better because in actuality they are losers who hate themselves and their life

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6027 02:29

Damn 4chan really sucks

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6028 04:22

>>110

Not as bad as SomethingAwful. Cripes, did that place fall.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6028 20:27

Garfield is just the same three jokes repeated over and over. How is it still in the papers?

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 02:00

>>112 actually remembers the three jokes in Garfield.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 04:57

>>113 is a prime number

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 07:14

>>114 is turning this into a poster above you thread.

YES I AM WELL AWARE THAT I AM NOT HELPING

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 14:16

DQN has an incredibly short attention span, they can't even remember what thread they're in

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 18:49

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118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 19:11

DQN-kun is such a rude boy these days, he doesn't say "excuse me" any more.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 04:16

>>112

Because it's an island of stability in an uncertain and changing world, so if people can look at the comics section in the newspaper and just see Garfield continue to exist, that gives them some small reassurance that everything will be okay.

Also because Jim Davis may not be much of a cartoonist but he's quite the marketing whiz

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6033 07:40

Jim Davis only thought of it 30 years before I did. The asshole....

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 19:42

Family Circus, on the other hand, I could do without. I just want to punch those snotty little kids in the face everytime one of them opens their mouth!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:32

Cancer is terrible

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 13:45

George Walker Bush looked like a monkey man.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:18

Barack Hussein Obama looks like George Walker Bush.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 15:43

Corporate Welfare is unfair to everybody that does a good job.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 02:51

Lady Gaga... just... Lady Gaga....

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 14:40

Mosquitoes are annoying and sometimes carry diseases that suck ass.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 17:29

Liberals are a bunch of whiny Marxist faggots.

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