IE is a crappy web browser.
Stevie Jobsie thinks that his useless toys are so unique and awesome, o-oh~
>>323 Poor Mr. I Made A Really Expensive Phone And Now I'm Dying can rot in hell.
OS wars are perpetuated by idiocy.
Sometimes I feel like I'm somebody else
Sometimes I feel like I'm no one at all. I am a shadow, a ghost, a flickering figure in the background of someone else's dream.
Sometimes I think you two morons don't know what thread this is.
Contact lens wearers are shallow and vain. Also, they put stuff on their eyeballs. Gross.
Spam e-mail sucks. Anyone that continues to send me ads for penis enlargement devices should have their dick and balls chopped off.
fat chicks
Referral marketing is annoying and dumb.
People are STILL making youtube videos with those stupid Zelda games? God, that shit is just not funny anymore.
"Youtube Poop" videos were never funny. Neither were the 1990s version of that concept, so-disant "animutations," no matter how many times the disembodied head of Colin Mochrie floats across the screen shooting lazers out of his eyes pew pew pew.
Steve Ballmer should stop waving his sweaty flabs around and replace himself with a real CEO.
LOL SERGALS
But they look pretty nasty, >>341. They are like sharks with legs.
I'm glad that they aren't real... STUPID THINGS!
>>342
No, a shark with legs would be Mayhem
Speaking of Canada, FUCK IT
>>343
Five years ago or so I heard that milk comes in bags in Canada. Oh, funny Canada!
I just remembered this!
Museless geeks from Google and Mozilla got so worked up over Microsoft's Bing and IE9 (respectively) that they had to write angry blog posts on WWW. But Microsoft put these presumptuous morons in their place with a couple of well-written rebuttals.
Good job, Microsoft!
Fascism is evil
You are not more "rational" if you lash out against astrology.
Earthquakes suck.
Tornadoes suck.
Your gaming platform sucks.
Nuclear energy is unsafe!
All forms of power generation are unsafe. Petroleum profits subsidize terrorism, coal miners die on the job almost as frequently as infantrymen at the front line in a war, gas mains explode under city streets at statistically predictable intervals, people try to install solar panels on the roof only to fall and injure themselves.
Yet we can hardly go back to the 18th Century. If you waved a magic wand and made all technology created after 1800 AD disappear, how much of the Earth's population would die within weeks as a result?
We cannot go back, only forward, and none of us knows what the future holds.
Wind farms kill birds often.
Mines that get metals for rechargeable batteries often cause severe water pollution with stormwater runoff.
No one cares about your witty pop culture references.
Stop hitting "like" on your own posts on facebook you vainglorious lout.
Taking a crap in most public toilets is just barely better than crapping your pants.
let's test this shit
The Green party of Germany is a bunch of gormless NIMBYs who support coal power because hydroelectric and wind plants would "ruin the landscape's natural beauty". Also, nuclear power opponents are to blame for ancient reactors never getting replaced with brand-new plants that can run circles around the old shit in terms of safety and efficiency.
Ishihara should be voted out of office.
Ishihara is a senile idiot who hates the prospering youth!
People who arbitrarily prefer Futaba to western imageboards are idiots. It's not better just because it's in moonspeak.
People who cheat in order to receive welfare benefits should be thrown out onto the street and forced to beg for money and food.
People who want to eliminate welfare because of welfare cheats are sociopaths.
Trolls suck.
People don't want games anymore, they just want to click a button so their kitten doesn't die.
The CIA is evil.
Most of the "think for a whole day before posting" thread doesn't follow the rules in the OP--as in objectively, measurably doesn't.
Bad things are bad, mmkay?
Old people that constantly complain about being old, and about the younger generation need to hurry up and die already.
Young whippersnappers just don't know how good they have it with their angry bird games. In my day, I had to jolly well catch my own slingshot ammunition if I wanted to blow up a pig!
Bossfights in WoW have more in common with sychronized swimming than combat.
Online gaming jumped the shark with the release of Ultima Online: Renaissance.
Ha haa Bin Laden's dead! What a pussy!
It seems like long beards don't ward off bullets after all!
It is really upsetting when someone who is clearly guilty gets away with it by manipulating the court system.
Tech support in India and the companies who use it exclusively really piss me off.
People in general are not very nice sometimes.
All babbies at birth should be fucked. For the good of man
Nuclear weapons are terrible.
Video games train our children to be high-tech assassins! >:O
South Park has become shitty.
Hitler only had one ball.
Just like my cousin's penis, Scheme's standard library is too small to be useful.
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>>390 You'd know a lot about the size of your cousin's penis, I'm sure.
You, non-technical guys, are so illogical and weak-minded!
Archduke should be blamed for all shitposting. Just look at this example of unnecessary advertisement: http://yschan.org/ys/res/307.html
>>395
Thank you for the kind words Jkid. I'll admit that I'm not without fault but it's good to see that at least one person out here likes me. Thank you.
I hate dying electronics!
Jkid is a fucking shitposter with a tripcode. The reason he popped up here is Archduke.
BAM!
Books discriminate against the illiterate.
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People only really celebrate GETs which are multiples of 100, rather than, for instance, square numbers or high numbered primes or interesting numbers like that.
That said, 400 GET.
Easy Mordor? How distasteful.
One does not simply easy into Mordor!
Only fashion-obsessed scenesters wear Skullcandy headphones! How lame!
People who label anything slightly different as hipster are lame.
The lame thing about hipsters isn't the clothes or the music, it's the mentality and "irony".
The mentally retarded contribute little to society.
Reality is biased towards entropy.
What do you think is this? An "ITT we think for a whole day before posting" thread?
All genitals look terrible and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
The smell of kimchi and the way the smell clings to those who eat it.
Region coding games and movies is a price-fixing scam.
Apparently psychiatric hospitals use youtube as a stress relief for patients.
Fuck this generation of internet users. Fuck them and this whole "social" bullshit they keep trying to push.
Yo, girls with hairy underarms! SHave dem pits!
JavaScript is a disaster. What was originally a Scheme embedded in a Web browser has become a terrible pack of cruft thanks to MS and the W3C.
illegal immigration really screws up supply and demand for labor.