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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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i @§-]@|! i@I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
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( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
( ί ί) It's Boxing Day!
( ί ί) Was there ever a more appropriate day to have mittens in the boxed lunch?
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( LΦ`) Hello there! I'll have the full English breakfast.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're open for the holidays. Go away.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@The only thing I offer on the Holidays is Fanservice.
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== CLONEY ISLAND @==
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@As a christian, I'm offended that you call it the "Holidays".
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@It's CHRISTMAS you PC Jerk!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
_] I celebrate Saturnalia.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
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i @§-]@|! i@Those were some backwards d's that we just couldnt find a use for.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Someone call the security, >22 is harassing the local townsfolk!
( ί ί) I didn't do it, you can't prove anythinnnnggg.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
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( ί ί) Where are your kitten mittens?
( > <) GIMME THOSE KITTEN MITTENS YOU GREEDY SACK OF SHIT BEFORE I MARCH OVER THERE AND CHOP OFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE HANDS
( > <)
( ί ί) pls.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@No I kind of need them. nya
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§*L@M! i@Nyaa~~
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( LΦ`) No, I asked for mutton. A really nice MLT.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@One mutton, lamprey, and toothpaste
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@sandwich coming right up!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S..
I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach
( LΦ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?
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i @§-]@|! i@Don't worry, we never did any business to begin with.
_R .U@- Ιm @Our nonservice shall continue uninterrupted.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EΦEjΏ@Can I get a jack and coke?
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, there's no jack here. You must have a wrong number.
_R .U@- Ιm @And that government man lied about the needles.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!
Fuck off and die you whore,
Andrew von Eschenbach
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i @§-]@|! i@I checked the books and I haven't sold a single burger this year.
_R .U@- Ιm @Or anything else for that matter.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair
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i @§-]@|! get lost or else i'm calling the cops
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@She's lying, cops no longer come here, and
`(,_Ι realDolls are in the back
May I come on the back of the real dolls?
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i @§-]@|! i don't understand your question.
_R .U@- Ιm @rephrase it in the form of an answer
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Rei, can I have an emotion?
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i @§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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( ί ί) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?
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i @§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
_R .U@- Ιm @Get a close, close look. Stand on tiptoes if you need to.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( EΝEj I'd like one poo-hat, seem's i've lost mine.
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Oh thank you, feels much better now.
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i @§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
_R .U@- Ιm @It's a shithead!
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i @§-]@|! i@This stinks to high heaven.
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==@@@THE REI'S HOSED@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@fapfapfap
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @What debauchery hath these philistines wrought upon my character?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( LΦ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!
( ί ί) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.
Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!
( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.
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i @§-]@|! i@I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@I see the Rei diet worked wonders on Kuma. He's so slim now!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell are you?! Get out of my dining establishment!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) I wanna see Rei's tits again
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c Oppai! Oppai!
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have... Security Kitten, taze the perv!
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==@@@THE REI'S FLAT @@@@==
(;w) Wraaargh
( ί ί) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.
@ Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ not while i'm on duty, nyah
`(,_Ι
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER KITTEN, NYA! Your ears are messed up, and
`(,_Ι@you're saying "nyah" instead of "nya," nya.
@ Φ-Ν
@ ( EΦE) Aw, muffins.
`(,_Ι
@ ^_^
@ Π*L°MΠ What's all this, then? Nyo.
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i @§-]@|! i@Security Kitten, you're fired.
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==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Z-Day was caused by Rage-infected kittens.
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(-_-) Because the h or the lack thereof matters that much
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and I'm the only character in here
@iΒ@@ Β@ who's man enough to wear poop on his head. This kitten
@b b@|@@@@@is just a poser.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @You don't seem to be man enough to more than continuously re-introduce yourself.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer is "NO."
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==@@@THE REI'S A TOUGH CROWD@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Freshen your cup, hon?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Sure, I guess. But why does it smell like shit in here?
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@i@EΝEj@ It's a mystery.
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@i_QjQj
Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.
Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.
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i @§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
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==@@@THE REI'S MURDERIN' SHACK ==
( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.
( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.
( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.
(-_-) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽
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i @§o@o! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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==@@@THE REI'S HELPFUL‽ ==
i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes
(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now
EFIGHT
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i @§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
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==@@@THE REI'S GAMER@@@@==
i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED
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==@A Rei Is Out@@@@ ==
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@PSI ROCKIN Ω
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( LΦ`) JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR. I FEEL H...A...P...P...Y...
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i @§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
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==@@@REI'S HINTS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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==@@REI'S COFFEE@@@==
iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.
iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.
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Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
Verse 1
( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ί) How about hot fudge instead?
Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
] I celebrate Saturnalia.
Verse 2
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I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.
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( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
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@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.
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i @§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
It is.
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i @§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @And when I say "it sounds like Yoko Ono's work," I mean
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==@@@THE REI'S OPINIONATED@ ==
It is.
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They do.
Bix Nood.
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i @§-]@|! i@According to tannasinn.info, the song was recorded
_R .U@- Ιm @by DQN-kun, and made it to the Top 5.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
That's an unreliable source.
Cited from: Unreliable Source
Yeah, can I get a coffee to go and hurry it up! I'm Bill Gates!
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i @§-]@|! i@I have reason to believe you intend to reverse engineer the brew
_R .U@- Ιm @and start your own, more profitable, diner.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Bitte keine umgekehrten Ingenieure fausthandschuhe
can I eat some of your eyes? the way I understand it, you have several replacements...
( ί ί) I don't think you have a penis
( E-E) I was going to eat my sandwich, but all this talk of dicks is making me sick of meat.
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i @§-]@|! i@Spotted dick, sir?
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==@@@REI'S THINGS@@@==
( E-E) No, thanks. Who wants to eat after you've had a dick in your mouth all day?
( ί ί) Can I have a cup of coffee and a donut?
( ί ί) It saves me the trouble of dunking it myself!
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) This really isn't that bad at all.
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i @§-]@|! i@All this competition is indicative of a healthy economy.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm all out of that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell is that thing? Maybe Marty would want to serve it as a one time special.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
I'll eat it if you double batter it and deep fry it with BBQ sauce for dipping.
Wait a minute... what's all those vacuum-sealed packages of Feces doing there behind the counter? ...are they for sale..?
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i @§-]@|! i@What are you going to do with them? You're just a disembodied voice.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
One of my non-incorporeal buddies has been complaining that he needs a non-incorporeal hat.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out on corporeal hats.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Could I get an exorcist? I can't tell if it's the pills talking or not.
Hey, who're you calling a pill?
( E-E) Sorry, I'll call you a tool instead.
Be that as it may, this tool wants to purchase that stool.
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i @§-]@|! i@@I see that you would like to purchase some stool,
_R .U@- Ιm @ @but you must look elsewhere to find your brown jewel.
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==@@A RAISED RECLINER@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@@... ya damned fool.
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==@@@@REINDEER SHIT@@@@==
i@EΝEj But I dream of that stool! It makes me drool.
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't care, its just not cool.
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i@EΝEj Would you sell that coiled muck? Would you sell it for a buck?
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i @§-]@|! i@I ain't sellin' it for a buck.
_R .U@- Ιm @Shmuck.
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==@REI'S DOODY EXCHANGE@==
i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i have money and would like a hamburger and lemonade.
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i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.25. Go to the next window.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i do not see any other windows.
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) I want some pancakes!
( ί ί) And I'd like some coffee NOW.
( ί Oί) NOW DAMN YOU NOW!!!!
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of cups.
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==@@@THE REIBUCKS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have any internets here.
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==@@@THE REIBUCKS@@@@==
( E-E) I want something you can't give me.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of satisfactory service.
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==@@@THE REIfs ????@@@@==
( E-E) Screw this, im going to marty's.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
(E-E ) Maybe Squeeks' is still open. Or the Bunnygirl's.
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and 4-ch is still open. We're all out of 200GET.
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(E-E ) That's just cuz you're HOARDING THEM!!!
(E-E ) Also, where the hell is your counter and uniform?
( E-E) Maybe going to Marty's was a bad idea.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of capitalism and free competition.
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==@@@THE REIfs ????@@@@==
lol
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
_R .U@- Ιm @Walking out of here with a smile is shoplifting.
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==@@@THE REIfs ESTABLISHMENT OF DOURNESS AND BLATANT OPPORTUNISM@@@==
( E-E) E-e-excuse me, a-a-are you...hiring?
HELLO LAIN I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE DRUGS OFF OF YOU.
SHOULD I JUST GO TO THE BACK AGAIN?
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
_R .U@- Ιm @Walking out of here with a smile is shoplifting.
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==@@@THE REIfs DINER NOTICE SIGN MAY BE REPOSSESSED WITHOUT NOTICE @@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @I also charge for each new thing I say to you,
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==@@@THE REIfs DINER NOTICE SIGN MAY BE REPOSSESSED WITHOUT NOTICE @@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Aw, crap.
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==@@REI@@==
( E-E) Maybe you should try offering a service that people actually desire.
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i @§-]@|! i@That word has no meaning for me.
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( ί ί) Service!
( ί ί) With a SMILE!
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) and MITTENS!
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i @§-]@|! i@All I got from that was some drivel about mittens.
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==@@REI@@==
( E-E) Please...I really need a job. My single mother has suffered a serious injury, and can't work right now. I haven't eaten in three days.
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( LΦ`) Son, you are just lying to her. Your parents are fine. In fact, you live with them.
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l:::::::::::::i EΦEj@Rei, I got that rabbit meat you asked for.
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's special is Hassenpfeffer.
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( ί ί) I'll have one of them please.
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) and MITTENS!
( ί ί) With a SMILE!
( ˃ ˂) SMILEY MITTENS!!!
( E-E) If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I'd swear it was my mom.
( LEΦE) Wow, for the past couple of weeks, people have actually gotten some semblance of food from Reifs.
(LEΦE ) This could only mean....
( E-E) An epidemic of foodborne illness.
( E-E) Aw shit.
( E-E) I'd better go take my pills.
( E-E) HA HAAA I said pills because that's my best gimmick!
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( ί ί) His body is missing
( ί ί) His body is mittens
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's Special is Lower Half of Bear Meat.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'd rather sell your raw body parts to these idiots who never leave.
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( ί ί) Please can I have raw body parts because I am an idiots who never leave.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'll need to see your identification.
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( ί ί) I left it in my other pair of mittens.
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i @§-]@|! i@Then please, stay where you are. Security personnel will arrive shortly to escort you
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==@@@THE REI'S REAL ID CARD@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@...
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-O@O-! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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i @§-O@O-! i@Jeepers!
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==@@LITTLE ORPHAN REI@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@ENOUGH. Back to work.
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( ί ί) So about that grilled cheese bearwich I ordered?
( EΦE) You never ordered a grilled cheese bearwich.
( ί -ί) Did too. You're just not old enough to remember.
( EΦE) Fiddlesticks! Poppycock! Proprietor - I shall instead have a BEERWICH, if you please. I have a coupon.
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( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) No. It's a given.
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GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE GAVE ME THOSE DRUGS!
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( ί -ί) >>259, I think you want Beady Eyes' thread. He's the local pusher.
THANK YOU I WILL GO POST IN THAT THREAD IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS MY GIMMICK AND EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS ITS REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND SHIT.
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( E-E) Well hello there young lady! Aren't you a little young to be running your own shop? Can you even legally work at 14? Heh, well, you sure are a hard-working gal. You have my respect.
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(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ excuse me may i just loiter in your place of business and reflect upon the vulgarities life
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i @§-]@|! i@No loitering. No littering. No lottery.
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( LΦ`) That reminds me of the joke about the surfer who tried to
( LΦ`) go to church straight from the beach.
( LΦ`) He was stopped at the door by a stern spinster, who insisted
( LΦ`) "No shoes, no shirt, no services!"
( LΦ`) ... that was the joke.
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i @§-]@|! i@It seems like a reasonable policy to stop half naked people from entering the premises.
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i @§ Φ ! i@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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( ί ί) So Rei, when Rebuild comes out on DVD, why don't you celebrate by actually having things people want here?
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i @§-]@|! i@I might have some orange juice...or orange-like drink.
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i @§-]@|! i@But that's then and this is now.
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( ί ί) Me too!
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i @§-]@|! i@In that case, I retract my previous statement.
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i @§-]@|! i@... You still havn't left...
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i @§-]@|! i@Call security.
_R .U@- Ιm @SECURITY! Please show this customer the door!
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==@@@THE REI'S POLICE STATE@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Poor, poor security kitten. You try so hard.
_R .U@- Ιm But, you'd think with such a massive budget...
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==@@@THE REI'S STRIKE@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, we only sell donuts in groups of 999999+
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Disappear.
This door is an eyesore.
This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door. This door!
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i @§-]@|! i@Go through the door and never come back then.
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Cellar door?
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, but our wicked awesome door isn't for sale.
_R .U@- Ιm @However, for 3 easy payments of $99.99, you may pass through it. Once.
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(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Or into the oven. Kids who don't know the difference between sodomy and getting roasted alive should ask their parents or a trusted adult for more information.
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i @§-]@|! i@ It's okay, I made the offer in jest.
_R .U@- Ιm @ We all know Marty wouldn't want to go through that door...UNLESS IT BELONGED TO A GUY!
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i @§-]@|! i@Unlike boys, we're self-cleaning.
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( E-E) However, tanasinn is incapable of making your sentences read any less awkwardly.
( ί -ί) Nya...
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Hi! I am a reporter and I would like to interview the manager! You have been nominated to be one of the best restaurants in the city! :D :D :D :D
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i @§-]@|! i@Hey >>326, buzz off. They were talking to me.
_R .U@- Ιm @As for you, reporter, I will do you the favor of accepting the nomination
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i @§-]@|! i@Too late. What's that, reporter? You're a cheapskate
_R .U@- Ιm @who only cares about ratings? So be it.
@@MMt@iL I'll continue fulfilling the dream I've held throughout the
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i @§-]@|! i@I can't remember what we serve here.
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( E-E) Bitter resentment?
Reporter again, I'm sorry I had to go to the GAZA strip. You guys should open up a place there. Anyway, I'll buy 1,000 kid meals for a interview
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That's it I am going to go interview Asuka's. She has such good german food.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, Asuka and I are actually good friends.
_R .U@- Ιm@Asuka's has recently been bought by The Rei's Diner.
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i @§-]@|! i@We are, however, selling Asuka.
_R .U@- Ιm@It's a limited time offer, so BUY! BUY! Buy.
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( E-E) I detect some anti-competitive practices here.
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i @§-]@|! i@Absolutely not, it is for the good of the consumer.
_R .U@- Ιm@I don't want to hear any more conspiracy theories.
@@MMt@iL They support the terrorists. I mean Angels.
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==@THE REI'S POLICE STATE 2: THE TAKEOVER@==
( E-E) so... Terrorists are Angels?
( EΝE) No, Angels are terrorists - we are thus doomed...
( EΝE) Actually, forget the angel terrorists, I want some Asuka! How much?
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i @§-]@|! i@She's cheap.
_R .U@- Ιm@$5 for 1 hour...of her hilarious comedy routine.
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==@THE REI'S @==
( EΝE) I don't like her comedy routine. If i wanted to get dressed down in front of an audience, I'd stand naked in a glass box on the street.
( LΦ`) Oh ho! In my day we had to pay good money for something similar! I still run out of my pention money by the third week...
( EΝE) What about the 'other' routine?
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i @§-]@|! i@Our floor is too dirty for tap dancing.
_R .U@- Ιm@Sorry.
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==@THE REI'S ASSORTED SERVICES@==
( EΝE) fine, just have her be my waitress then.
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@@@@_ @@;;'VV^VV;;;;i Sorry, Asuka is home sick today.
.@@@@@ @@l;;;! @ !;;l@@@I will be your waitress instead!
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( EΝE) fine FINE. Osaka, I'd like your finest meal stuff with your second finest. STOP STARING INTO SPACE AND LISTEN TO ME!!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of the Bonkler Special.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@It's so popular we can't keep the ingredients in stock.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@We'd normally have it, but today, the van broke down.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EΝE) (sigh)...do you have ANYTHING?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I microwaved a slice of swiss cheese to it.
_R .U@- Ιm
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@@/__i |£!| ∼Ό½⊱
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==@@@THE RAT'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I also put a raisin in its mouth.
_R .U@- Ιm
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@@/__i |£!| ∼Ό½⊱
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==@@@THE RAT'S DINER@@@@==
( EΝE) Can I have it in a bun?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@We just have these low-carb wraps.
_R .U@- Ιm
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==@@@THE RAT'S DINER@@@@==
( EΝE) But then you'll never know if it's going to run!
@@@@ Ό½
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@@@Ό@@ Ι@@@Bye, I was Clonepa! The rat tasted swell!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Thank you for your patronage. As they say in Germany,
_R .U@- Ιm "Ich liebe, Scheiße zu essen!"
@@MMt@iL Asuka taught me that one.
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==@@@THE REI'S KLAN@@@@==
( EΝE) NOM NOM NOM
( EΝE) Wait a sec, this isn't chocolate! It's Scheiße!
( EΝE) NOM NOM NOM NOM
( EΝE) VIETNOM NOM NOM
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i @§-]@|! i@You want fries with that, hon?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I squeezed them out of an orangutan.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Specifically, out of pimples on the orangutan's butt.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EΝE) A side order of deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries?
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i @§-]@|! i@It doesn't sound as good when you say it.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EAE) Aww come on, I was just trying it out.
( ί ί) What's cooking?
( ί ί) OH GOD NOT THAT!!
( ί ^ί) hrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@If you're going to throw up, use a bowl.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@That'll make it much easier to serve later.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Also, if you can remember what you were eating at the time
_R .U@- Ιm @that would make it easier for me to name the new soup special.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I want to sell your vomit to another customer!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( EΝE) I'm still not sure what you are trying to say here.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@With Mittens' vomit?
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Are you guys hiring?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@As I've said before, no.
_R .U@- Ιm @If I'm not willing to hire a starving child with no parental support,
@@MMt@iL I'm not willing to hire a hooker who needs crack money.
@ @ / _ΙT Unless it's Ristuko.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@@@@@@ ,,,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,
@@@@_ @@;;'VV^VV;;;;i She hired me, but only because she had to.
.@@@@@ @@l;;;! @ !;;l@@I have as...a...something burgers.@
@@@@Ό€_l;;;,,@‘’ ,;i;;@@She had to hire me, or it would be discrimination.
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@ Π*L°MΠ That looks nothing like me, nya.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Calm down or I'm calling Security.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
`(,_Ι What can you expect from me when I no longer have a head?
@@`(,_Ι
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Meanwhile, today's special is brains in a fashionable barbaric cat skull bowl.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@MAD COW'S DINER@@@@==
@@(_,Ι` ....
With a new menu item like that, you're sure to be a hit with the zombie population!
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i @§-]@|! i@Waitaminnit... I don't remember printing any menus.
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==@@@MAD COW'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to have that confiscated.
_R .U@- Ιm For evidence.@
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==THE REI'S POLICE STATE 3: TOTAL ENSLAVEMENT==
(EΝE) Etou... NANI!?
>Etou
( EΝE) That is not an english word why did i say it?
i ΦjCan I get an order of salami and eggs, and coffee?
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i @§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
i ΦjCan I give you an unnecessarily large tip?
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i @§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@No.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Now you Can.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@...
_R .U@- Ιm @All-you-can-eat chocolate ice cream, just $4.99!
@@MMt@iL Tonight only!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@...
_R .U@- Ιm @Okay, $9.99.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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@@ i@LAMj@Wait, are you charging a toilet fee?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@...
_R .U@- Ιm @Now it's $13.99.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@$19.99.
_R .U@- Ιm @Demand suddenly skyrocketed. You all saw it.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@@ΘQΘ
@@ i@LΝMj@Ooh! A marshmallow!
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@ Δ@΅΅'
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@@@ΘQΘ
@@ i@LΝMj@I Shit Ramen Noodles!
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@@@ΘQΘ
@@ i@LΝMj@My anus is bleeding!
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@@ Φ-Ν
@@Π*L°MΠ@@Did someone clean out my litter box yet? nya.
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@@@ΘQΘ
@@ i@LΝMj@I was going to make a cherry syrup joke but you guys interrupted me!
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(EΝE)Α` @Hey, look what I found in there!
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@@ i@Νj@HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
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@i@EΝEj@@My name is Squeeks and I'll buy all of it.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT FIGHT! FIGHT!
_R .U@- Ιm @DO IT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
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==@@@THE REI'S BRAWL@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Pay-per-view fee: $59.95
_R .U@- Ιm @SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
i@EΝEj@Oh no, I've just viewed that so now I have to pay?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@No, you've already paid. Check your wallet.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ How utterly depraved this harrowing spectacle has become.
@@@@@@@^άR
@@@@@@/ijijhurrrrr
@@@@@@|@Δͺͺͺ²/ i liek bashing
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i@EΝEj@Real men use ksh. Can I get a coffee and a croller?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Fighting is a privilege, not a right.
_R .U@- Ιm @You get no discount. Actually, there's a $10 fee.
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@And don't even think about stepping in the ring
_R .U@- Ιm @until you sign this waiver in triplicate.
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $49.95 for the ripped menu.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@And that's generous. Do you have any idea how much those cost me?
_R .U@- Ιm @
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@You've got no idea. NO IDEA.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@REI SEE DUBBAYOO@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA
_R .U@- Ιm @NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA
@@MMt@iL@NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA NO IDEA
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==@@THE REI'S LCL@@@@==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ They cost about $9 a piece. If you wish to replace them, I have connections with self-publishing printers.
@@@ΘQΘ A
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§@M@L! i@HI I'M REI! OOPS, MY CHAIR JUST SLID INTO MY
_R .U@D Ιm @VAGINA BECAUSE IT'S SO LOOSE. YOU KNOW,
@@MMt@iL@@BECAUSE I'M A SLUT.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Doppleganger. I will not have my good reputation,
_R .U@- Ιm @as an innocent and pure girl with poor business skills, tarnished.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Thank you very much. How would you like to be promoted to assistant manager?
_R .U@- Ιm @
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i ΦjI'd love that, but, don't you have to hire me first?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@When you thought you were signing a check a minute ago I swapped it with
_R .U@- Ιm @an exclusive The Rei's Contract. Also, you're breaching said contract right now.
@@MMt@iL
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
i ΦjWhen do I receive my 401k?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @It's being invested as we speak.
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==@@@THE REI'S FUNDS@@@@==
( ◕ _◕) You will not take my order. It's mine alone.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Alright, don't get so defensive. I was just asking.
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==@@@THE REI'S INNOCENCE@@@@==
( ί E) Can I get a shot and a wax?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out of Brazilians.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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( ί E) Can I get a Chili-ean then, hurr hurr.
( ί E) I should become a stand-up comedian.
( ί E) Hihihi.
( E ί) Can I order an audience?
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_R .U@- Ιm @Hmm? I thought I left my collection of grocery lists in the register...
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_R .U@- Ιm @I pulled a muscle.
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_R .U@- Ιm @They used a stunt double for that smiling scene in Evangelion.
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_R .U@- Ιm @This is why you shouldn't imitate trained professionals.
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_R .U@- Ιm @I feel like re-enacting the slashing scene from School Days.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Or maybe that scene from that one show.
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_R .U@- Ιm @I don't trust in your self-rightious suicide
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==@@SYSTEM OF A REI@@@==
( ί E) Hihihi. Poo is funny.
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i@LDMjPardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
( ί E) POUP? POOP? POOP!
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i@LDMjThat's not what I said!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Ungrateful bastards!
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i;@㉧--㉧jHello..... I'd like to patron your fine establishment... if you don't mind........ may I have.... a burger.......?
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iLδMj nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
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iMδLj NOM
( ί -ί) What is he eating? Is that-
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iMδLj nom nomitty nom nom nom
iM Lj Ahhhhhhhhhh.
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iM Lj Oh.
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iM -Lj You suck. I'm going over to Marty's for a beer.
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iM -Lj Eh. Hi. Oh!
iM Lj Gimme a tall, sweaty, edible bottle of good old country Bear Whiz Beer!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Maybe I should start selling bottles of my urine here.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TONIGHT?
WERE YOU GOING TO DRINK HER PISS?!
SHE'S ONLY 14 YEARS OLD!
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( ί -ί) Bad for what? I didn't catch that last bit.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Hey Marty!
( ί ί) Ifd like to order your special MITTEN-LOVERfS PIZZA – now with 20% more ham and poo!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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WHAT IS THIS? HOW DARE YOU DEPICT MY WIFE AYANAMI REI LIKE THAT? YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
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i E-EjYes please, I want to see more of you on the porn channel.
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i E-Ej WHAT. THOSE DICKHEADS. (lol)
i E-Ej I'm awesome lol
( E-E) Hey fatass, thanks for covering for me.
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@@| |NU Κ@@@|@@|@@ |@@@@@U :::::::::::::| but i think the register runs on BEos.
@@| |LL@ι@@@.|U@|@@@|@@@@@@::::::U::::| Which is ultimate phail
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@@| |NU Κ@@@|@@|@@ |@@@@@U :::::::::::::| OH NOES
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(.-.) jfdkkewyfhskeud, why am i updiside down?
( LΦ`) In that case, can I have a Monte Cristo?
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==@OH GOD JUST STOP IT@==
(.-.) WATCH THE MALL FA LDOWNFD
( LΦ`) So, may I have a Montenegro?
i@LΝMjand a shot of Monte Alban?
( ί ί) With a Monterey cheeseburger, please!
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( LΦ`) My wife and kids liked to eat Monterey Jack.
( LΦ`) I went out for some cheese, and I never came back.
( LΦ`) ...
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i @§-]@|! i@Hit the road, jackass.
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(B|Bj@Why the shit am I upside down?@Its not fucking funny
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( ί ί) But then you'd put the dead kitten in a hamburger bun and try to sell it.
( ί -ί) Like you did with my vomit.
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( E-E) 600ge- aw, dammit.
( E-E) srsly, what the fuck, dudes?
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==@@@SAMANTHA CLAR(EI)FET@@@@==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Hunger got me thinking... You shouldn't actually say that you are taking orders, when what you are doing is accepting them. This is a clear misuse of our language.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ And don't get me started about how people say they take a poop when such a process actually involves getting rid of it.
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(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) You fucking Communist! Get the fuck out of this country.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Not here.
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< MDL> Why does Nixon not go to Corea? This is discriminating! I think Nixon go to Japan too. Nixon is big asscavity.
(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) I'm an ASCII Wiki? Speak English you damn gook.
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i@EΝEj@ : 1993-09-5225 15:20 [No]
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^@@@@@R TO SERVE YOU THE CUSTOMER TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST
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==@REI'S GOT BED HEAD @==
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==@REI'S GOT BED HEAD @==
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==ARCHIE BUNKER'S DINER==
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( ί ί) Is somebody talking about -
( ί -ί) Oh, it's just you.
( ί -ί) Where's my manta ray sammich, woman?
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( ί -ί) That'd be nice, and how about a donut?
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cR .U@- Ιm @The van must have broken down.
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== @@BAD HAIR REI@@ @==
( ί -ί) .....
( ˃ ˂) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
( E-E) You look like a dangerously furry catgirl, Rei.
( E-E) Will you go out with me?
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( E-E) WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! SHUT UP!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Mostly, we think you're a twat.
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i @§-]@|! i@Not everyone though. Your mom thinks you're cool.
_R .U@- Ιm @I don't have a mom...
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( E-E) YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
I DO
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i @§-]@|! i@Who said that? If these disembodied voices think
_R .U@- Ιm @I'm gonna give them any disembodied hamburgers,
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i @§-]@|! i@Looks like we're taking on water.
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i @§-]@|! i@Are you having kidney problems already?
_R .U@- Ιm @Must be time to put you to sleep.
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( ί -ί) What the shit!
MARK OF THE BEST SINNER!!!
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i @§-]@|! i@Thank you for opening the door, Mittens.
_R .U@- Ιm @Use of the shower rooms is $29.95 for the first five minutes.
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||| ί -ί| My hair's all sticky and gross now.
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||| ί -ί| Yes, please.
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||| ί -ί| ...there's no bubbles. it's flat.
( ί ί) Just the way I like it!!
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_R .U@- Ιm @Now go away.
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( ί ί) May I have some mustard to go with my soda?
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( ί -ί) dont you mean the rei's bored?
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==@@@THE REI'S UNIMPRESSED@@@@==
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== IS SOMEONE UNDER THE TABLE ==
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==@@SOMEBODY ORDER SOMETHING ALREADY@@@@==
I would like a message with hot motor oil pls
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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to Gamestop, where we buy and sell used games.
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i @§-]@|! i@We sold the last copy this morning.
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
(EΝE) I'd like a copy of GTA 4 please.
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i @§-]@|! i@I said PRE orders. That game is already out.
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
Okay Rei, you drive a hard bargain. I would like to place a preorder for a copy of Duke Nukem Forever.
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( E-E) Can I get a 700ge-
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==@@@GAMESTOP@@@@==
For me, it's super maru world advance 2!
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( EΦE) I'm here to pick up my 700get.
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( EΦE)Β700get Yay! Thank you!
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( E-E) FUMING
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( EΦE) Yay! I love you, Miss Rei!
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( EΦE) Thank you!
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( ί -ί) I'm 45.
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i @§-]@|! i@He looked hungry.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @
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i @§-]@|! i@Yeah. And the hungrier they look, the longer it takes to make them go away.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@If you'd just give them food instead of arguing with them
@@/__i |£!|@@`(,_Ι@they'd be out of your hair faster~nya.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Do I tell you how to do your job?
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Pay Per View Tonight Only!
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@$29.95 nya
@@/__i |£!|@@`(,_Ι@
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@i@Νj@ My name is Squeeks and I ain't paying cause I can't see shit
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i @§-]@|! i@Introducing Sound Only Edition!
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@$39.95 nya
@@/__i |£!|@@`(,_Ι@
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@@@l@@@@@
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@i@Νj@ I can't hear a response, I must have suddenly gone deaf.
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i @§-]@|! i@Introducing Braille Premium Edition!
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@$49.95 nya
@@/__i |£!|@@`(,_Ι@
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@@l@@@@@
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@i@Νj@ What's that? My hands are too nonexistent for me to read Braille.
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i @§-]@|! i@You can read braille with your butt.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@ @ / _ΙT@@@ Π*L°MΠ@$69.95 nya
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@i@Νj@ Not after what happened to me in prison.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Ahh, I'm saved.
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άά@άάάάά@άάάίάί@άάάά@ά
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@CHAWKLIGHT REI
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@REI ZONDAY@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@>>761, You're hired.
_R .U@- Ιm @Please escort the security kitten out.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@@@ά²ά²τ@@>>757@@·¬―·¬―?
@Q@@AQA@@@«@@@@@@@rΘΝ
@_.| ioEΝEj@.Φ-Ν @@ΘΘ//@rάR
@ _|/@Α@Α .ΠGLtMΠ(^^‘)@ .l@@Ι
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άά@άάάάάάάάίάί@άάάά@ά
( E-E) Why is Pikachu dancing with a squirrel?
( ί ί) It's a pachirinsu! A new electric pokemon!
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i @§-]@|! i@This is a family-friendly restaurant.
_R .U@- Ιm @Please take your discussion of Pokeymen somewhere else.
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( E-E) My Pokeymens, let me show you them.
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i @§@ O@ O! i@If you're going to bring pokemons in here,
_R .UΔͺͺͺ²Ιm @I WILL EAT THEM ALL
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Good.
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@>>770, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, nya.
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i @§-]@|! i@You were when you were an employee.
_R .U@- Ιm @Better start selling your body so your children don't starve.
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==@@@@@THE REI'S SOCIOPATHY@@@@@==
Never be afraid to try again!
@@@@ά²ά²τ@@>>771@@·¬―·¬―?
@Q@@AQA@@@«@@@@@@@rΘΝ
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άά@άάάάάάάάίάί@άάάά@ά
@ ΘA@@ @@ @@@@@@@@_Θ @
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@|Q|,-''i½l(jΠ*L°MΠi)Όi''-,|Q|@Security Kitten is back.
@@[||^rlML@ @ MLlq_||] @And this time it's personal, nya.
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.TQm@^i | | i @§-]@|! i@ | | i^@RQm @Oh, sorry
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@ ΘA@@ @ @@@Φ-Ν A@@@@@@_Θ @
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.TQm@^i | | i @§-]@|! i@ | | i^@RQm @That's what yo fuckin with, security SLUT.
@|Q|,-''i½l(j_R .U@- Ιm i)Όi''-,|Q|@Just too fuckin' fast fo' yo' punkass.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί -ί) I want an explanation for how she's using those guns without even lifting her hands from her sides.
i@EΝEj She's Rei, she can do anything, butt breath.
i@EΝEj gulp
(EΝE) Man, I just can't get enough of these marshmallows!
On Break, back in 30 minutes.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Get in the oven mitts, Jew!
(EΝE) ... So, um, does this place have oldfashioned meatballs on the menu?
^_^ does this place sell wacky because it seems to be everywhere~
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Q[PQPjf, @E@.'@@C D. ΘQΘ
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i @§-]@|! i@Come over here and get one in the yarbles.
_R .U@- Ιm @If you've got any yarbles, that is.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Seriously, that one was MINE.
( ί ί) Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.
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_R .U@- Ιm @You want a pizza with that?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) ROCK AND LOAD
( ί ί) COCK BEEN BLOWED
( ί ί) IN YOUR MOUTH, MANJUICE EXPLOAD
( ˃ ˂) FURRY FURRY FURRYGAY
( ί ί) I want a bacon strip and a side order of dog, but only as a pet!
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i @§-]@|! i@Well I want a giant combat robot, but you don't see me...
_R .U@- Ιm @Nevermind, just...we ran out of that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Well, if you're all out, then I want some Stilton cheese. I hear that stuff gives you bizzare dreams!
( ί ί) or maybe some cocaine. that would work.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of that, but Gendo might be able to help you out.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just keep it on the DL, aight?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί -ί)...
( ˃ ˂) WHATTA FUCK!!
( ί -ί) This is an ourage! I shall speak my mind as much as I desire. You can not silence Missy Mittens!
( ί ί) A coke and a pair of mittens, please.
( ί -ί) Oh Lordy Lordy, inflation sure bites.
( ί ί) But I'm inside the diner!
( ί ί) Is it carnival time or why is Security Kitten wearing that cute mask?
( ί ί) Kittens love rodents, right? I just bet you'll like the hamburgers around here!
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Chuggo, and CMON FUCK A GUY!
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( ί -ί) I would but Junior won't make a move on me.
( ί ί) MITTENS!
( EΦE) One five dollar footlong please.
( ί -ί) i want some of your hair. are you out of that?
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i @§-]@|! i@Hair is half off today, boiled and all. Act now!
_R .U@- Ιm @
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Mή''°-Πή"'']-€,,, "'']-]€,,,_Mή']-€,Π-€'"/€ /RM@@@I'll have the usual.
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Mή''°-Πή"'']-€,,, "'']-]€,,,_Mή']-€,Π-€'"/€ /RM@@@Stop shouting expletives in my diner.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@I have no intention of peeing in your cup.
_R .U@- Ιm @We don't do drug tests, Security Kitten.
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==@@@REI'S METHLAB@@@@==
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@Reifs not here, nya.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@Why did you have to get naked to get orange juice?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ@@...nya?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί O) I LOOK LIKE A B.O.B FROM MARATHON. LOLOLOLOL! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
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Mή''°-Πή"'']-€,,, "'']-]€,,,_Mή']-€,Π-€'"/€ /RM@@@Go to a hospital.
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( EΦE) You've got the biggest tits ever.
(LEΦE) Can I knead them?
@@Φ-Ν
@ Π#LtMΠ@@I'm going to have to ask you to stop hitting me now, nya,
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i @§-]@|! i@Because Security Kitten pissed on the floor again.
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==@@@THE REI IS NOT PISS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Alright Security Kitten, I'm gonna need you to clean up the oven.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just get in there as far back as you can...
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@If I thought it was, I would have you doing something else.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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==@@@THE REI'S NOBODY'S FOOL@@@@==
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( ί ί) Relax! Don't worry 877-san.
( EΦE)@I'd like lobster & hookers, please.
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( ί ί) how come you never hook ME up, baby?
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i@E_Ej why do you still have hair
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i@E_Ej someone fix my fucking face aaaaaaa
( ί O) Hay Rei, how do you feel about all the slimy fat otaku out there, drawing you naked/getting fucked a billion times?
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_R .U@- Ιm @Now order something or leave. Better yet, just leave your wallet on the counter.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@And don't take the money out first this time!
_R .U@- Ιm @Leave your credit cards, too!
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( ί O) But I don't have a wallet!
( ί ί) I want to buy a coconut, I'll buy it for a dime! Clonepa had another one, he traded for a lime!
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't have time for your silly rhymes.
_R .U@- Ιm @Get out. Um. Trout.
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( ί ί) It's just no good anymore when you walk through the door
To an empty room
You go inside and set a table for one, it's no fun
When you have to spend a day
Without her, do do do... Without her, do do do...
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm not warning you one more time.
_R .U@- Ιm Just GET OUT.
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( ί ί) The dangerous kitchen
If it ain't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat things
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS
( ί ί) ok I'll leave but not before I asexually reproduce.
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
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( ί ί) oh!
( ί ί) HI REI
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``You will stock marbles made from the tears of pegasi in a shelf visible by all but reachable by none``
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) Is someone gonna eat me or what?
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( ί ί) Can I order mittens?
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) Awww.
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( E-E) huff huff 900GET! huff
( E-E) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί ί) Ha ha ha dumbass!
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( E-E) Dumbass?
( E-E) One happy meal to go, thankyouverymuch.
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i @§-]@|! i @Guess we're out of happy meals.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) I'm not happy.
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj. @@@@ @@@^άR@@@@
i @§-]@|! i @@@@@ @@/ijij @@Excuse me may I pass through here
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^@@@@@R@@What the fuck is that disgusting thing.
!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj. @@@@ @@@^άR@@@@
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( E-E) Can I have one of...whatever that thing...you know what? Nevermind. I think I'm going to vomit just from looking at it.
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==@@@THE REI'S BRAINZ@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj You can get
i @§-]@|! i@Anything you want,
_R .U@o Ιm @At Alice's Restaurant.τ
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
(*___*) i wod lik mum
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
(ί ί) (ί ί)
ί ί) (ί ί)
ί) (ί ί)
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
(ί ί) (ί ί)
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( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
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( ί ί) ( ί ί) *pop
( ί ί) ( ί ί ί)
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( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί ί)
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( E-E) Can I have an Asuka vegetable with a sprinkling of Shinji seed?
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@They're at school right now.
_R .U@- Ιm @Although Shinji is probably making some of his seed in a bathroom stall.
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( E-E) i wod lick a sonik 2 roms
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Support the developers and buy the original cartridge.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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Rei, why are you not piloting your EVA!
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@Killed all the Angels, wiped out the human race, something like that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί) we got a barbershop quartet goinf on here!
Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearing a frown,
And the gravy train has left you behi-i-ind.
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
And when you're all out of hope,
Down out the end of your rope,
And nobody's there to throw you a li-ine.
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes.
( ί ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
'cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
@@@@@@@@@@@all of his bluuuues
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
and my troubles start meltin' away!
@@@@@@@@@@@bah-doop-bop!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
and the happy times are coming to stay.
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I get a song an' a dance
When I glance at my hands
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
And, oh everything is going my way!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@LEAVE ALREADY!
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Hae
Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
EVERY-THING IS GO-INf
MY WAYYYYYyyyyyy!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
Yummm!!!
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
( ί -ί) "he?" I thought I was a girl.
( ί ί) YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( ><) I have a penis now!
( ί ί) I'd like to order a warm mitten, straight from the oven! If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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i @§-]@|! i@Of course I know what you mean.
_R .U@- Ιm @It seems quite self-explanatory to me.
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( E-E) WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS GOD
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj
i @§-]@|! i@I heard that only one of Mr. Eye's testicles dropped.
_R .U@- Ιm @It was the small one.
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( ί ί) I heard he tripped on a banana and got his dick stuck in his own butt!
('-') there's something burrowing outside your roof, rei
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_R .U@- Ιm @Classification: acute visual hallucination.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Wait, we don't have an aisles.
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Mountains. Heavy are the mountains. But that changes with the passage of time.
Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The sun. One, only one.
Water. It is a grey pool. Commander Ikari.
Flowers. So many the same, so many without purpose.
Sky. Sky of red. Red the colour, the colour I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples, and pours. Blood. Scent of blood, woman who does not bleed.
On the red soil the humans come. Humans made by man and woman.
City. A human creation. EVA. A human creation as well.
What are humans? Are they creations of God? Humans, and that which is created by humans.
This is that which is mine. My life; my heart. I am a vessel for my thoughts.
The entry plug; the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I...
I am I.
This object that is myself, that which forms what is me. This is the self that can be seen and yet it is not like that which is myself.
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_R .U@- Ιm @ The pilot of Unit 02. Commander Ikari?
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_R .U@- Ιm @...approximately.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Please submit it within 2-3 weeks after you receive your product.
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( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
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