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( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
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( ί ί) It's Boxing Day!
( ί ί) Was there ever a more appropriate day to have mittens in the boxed lunch?
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( LΦ`) Hello there! I'll have the full English breakfast.
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( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
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( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Someone call the security, >22 is harassing the local townsfolk!
( ί ί) I didn't do it, you can't prove anythinnnnggg.
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( ί ί) Where are your kitten mittens?
( > <) GIMME THOSE KITTEN MITTENS YOU GREEDY SACK OF SHIT BEFORE I MARCH OVER THERE AND CHOP OFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE HANDS
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( LΦ`) No, I asked for mutton. A really nice MLT.
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Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
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The Rei's Diner,
After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S.. I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach( LΦ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?
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( EΦEjΏ@Can I get a jack and coke?
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I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!
Fuck off and die you whore,
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All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair
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