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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Rei, can I have an emotion?
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i @§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?
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i @§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
_R .U@- Ιm @Get a close, close look. Stand on tiptoes if you need to.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( EΝEj I'd like one poo-hat, seem's i've lost mine.
,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Oh thank you, feels much better now.
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i @§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
_R .U@- Ιm @It's a shithead!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@This stinks to high heaven.
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==@@@THE REI'S HOSED@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@fapfapfap
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@fapfapfap
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @What debauchery hath these philistines wrought upon my character?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( LΦ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!
( ί ί) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.
Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!
( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.
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i @§-]@|! i@I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
@ ^ζζ_
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
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i @§-]@|! i@I see the Rei diet worked wonders on Kuma. He's so slim now!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell are you?! Get out of my dining establishment!
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) I wanna see Rei's tits again
@ _ @Ώ
(@ίΝί)c Oppai! Oppai!
@Όc
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have... Security Kitten, taze the perv!
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==@@@THE REI'S FLAT @@@@==
(;w) Wraaargh
( ί ί) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.
@ Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ not while i'm on duty, nyah
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@ Π*L°MΠ STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER KITTEN, NYA! Your ears are messed up, and
`(,_Ι@you're saying "nyah" instead of "nya," nya.
@ Φ-Ν
@ ( EΦE) Aw, muffins.
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@ ^_^
@ Π*L°MΠ What's all this, then? Nyo.
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@ Π*M-LΠ Nyuurrrrrrrrgh.
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i @§-]@|! i@Security Kitten, you're fired.
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==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Z-Day was caused by Rage-infected kittens.
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==@@REI'S CAT SHELTER@@==
(-_-) Because the h or the lack thereof matters that much
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and I'm the only character in here
@iΒ@@ Β@ who's man enough to wear poop on his head. This kitten
@b b@|@@@@@is just a poser.
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_R .U@- Ιm @You don't seem to be man enough to more than continuously re-introduce yourself.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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_R .U@- Ιm @If you have to ask the question, you already know the answer is "NO."
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==@@@THE REI'S A TOUGH CROWD@@@==
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_R .U@- Ιm @Freshen your cup, hon?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Sure, I guess. But why does it smell like shit in here?
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@i@EΝEj@ It's a mystery.
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Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.
Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.
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i @§-]@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
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Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
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==@@@THE REI'S MURDERIN' SHACK ==
( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.
( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.
( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.
(-_-) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽
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i @§o@o! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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==@@@THE REI'S HELPFUL‽ ==
i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes
(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now
EFIGHT
EMAGIC
ERETREAT
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i @§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
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==@@@THE REI'S GAMER@@@@==
i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED
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==@A Rei Is Out@@@@ ==
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( LΦ`) JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR. I FEEL H...A...P...P...Y...
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i @§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
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i @§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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==@@REI'S COFFEE@@@==
iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.
iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.
>>8 title
Verse
>>4 line 1
>>12 line 2
>>20 line 3
>>6 line 4
Chorus
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>>11 line 2
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>>19 line 4
Verse 2
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>>5 line 2
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Bridge
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Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
Verse 1
( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ί) How about hot fudge instead?
Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
] I celebrate Saturnalia.
Verse 2
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I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.
] I... see.
( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Bridge
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@No I kind of need them. nya
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@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.
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i @§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
It is.
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i @§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @And when I say "it sounds like Yoko Ono's work," I mean
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==@@@THE REI'S OPINIONATED@ ==
It is.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Cats don't get angry, nya.
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They do.
Bix Nood.
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i @§-]@|! i@According to tannasinn.info, the song was recorded
_R .U@- Ιm @by DQN-kun, and made it to the Top 5.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
That's an unreliable source.
Cited from: Unreliable Source
Yeah, can I get a coffee to go and hurry it up! I'm Bill Gates!
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i @§-]@|! i@I have reason to believe you intend to reverse engineer the brew
_R .U@- Ιm @and start your own, more profitable, diner.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Bitte keine umgekehrten Ingenieure fausthandschuhe