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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Hey Ma'am, I'll have some fois gras, Caviar, and your 2nd finest liqour - all prepared by a chef as skilled a Iron Chef Sakai.
Whatever it is you serve here, I'll have that.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Here's your plate of Deep-fried Rat... ahem Chicken! Your plate of Deep-fried Chicken, sir.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Oh thank god, I finally got food at Rei's.
Now to eat it.
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_R .U@- Ιm @Sorry, what was that? I wasn't paying attention because I just fixed my eye.
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==@@@THE REI'S MURDERIN' SHACK ==
( E-E) NERV must be getting desperate if this is their idea of a tax evasion.
( E-E) I would also like to add I preferred Rei as a slant-eyed Asian ho.
( E-E) Get your freak on, baby.
(-_-) Yeah, sure. Asians make everybody horny.
i@EΝEj But can I get some interrobangs‽
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i @§o@o! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @Try the cartel. http://www.interrobangcartel.com/album/albums.cgi.
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==@@@THE REI'S HELPFUL‽ ==
i@EΝEj Web design is bad for your eyes
(@ Ν ) So are carrots I think I ate a few too many.
(@ Ν ) My eyes are gone now
EFIGHT
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i @§-]@|! i@3. PUT IT IN
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==@@@THE REI'S GAMER@@@@==
i@EΝEj YOU GONNA GET REIPED
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==@A Rei Is Out@@@@ ==
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( LΦ`) JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR, JUNIOR. I FEEL H...A...P...P...Y...
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i @§-]@|! i GIYGAS!!! GO BACK TO THE GRANDPA THREAD!!!
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==@@@REI'S HINTS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i The only brown liquid here is what we strain through Clonepa's mittens.
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==@@REI'S COFFEE@@@==
iEΝEjRei's Diner needs a catchy jingle for radio ads in the tri-state area.
iEΝEj Here's my concept of it.
>>8 title
Verse
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Chorus
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Title:
Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
Verse 1
( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ί ί) How about hot fudge instead?
Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
] I celebrate Saturnalia.
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I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.
] I... see.
( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Bridge
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@i@EΝEj@ < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.
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i @§-]@|! i@At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
It is.
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i @§|@|! i@
_R .U@- Ιm @And when I say "it sounds like Yoko Ono's work," I mean
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==@@@THE REI'S OPINIONATED@ ==
It is.
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They do.
Bix Nood.
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i @§-]@|! i@According to tannasinn.info, the song was recorded
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
That's an unreliable source.
Cited from: Unreliable Source
Yeah, can I get a coffee to go and hurry it up! I'm Bill Gates!
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i @§-]@|! i@I have reason to believe you intend to reverse engineer the brew
_R .U@- Ιm @and start your own, more profitable, diner.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) Bitte keine umgekehrten Ingenieure fausthandschuhe
can I eat some of your eyes? the way I understand it, you have several replacements...
( ί ί) I don't think you have a penis
( E-E) I was going to eat my sandwich, but all this talk of dicks is making me sick of meat.
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i @§-]@|! i@Spotted dick, sir?
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==@@@REI'S THINGS@@@==
( E-E) No, thanks. Who wants to eat after you've had a dick in your mouth all day?
( ί ί) Can I have a cup of coffee and a donut?
( ί ί) It saves me the trouble of dunking it myself!
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) This really isn't that bad at all.
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i @§-]@|! i@All this competition is indicative of a healthy economy.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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@@@/@@@@@@@@/^@@@@@@@@@@_@/Ι@@I just want your respect.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm all out of that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell is that thing? Maybe Marty would want to serve it as a one time special.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
I'll eat it if you double batter it and deep fry it with BBQ sauce for dipping.
Wait a minute... what's all those vacuum-sealed packages of Feces doing there behind the counter? ...are they for sale..?
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i @§-]@|! i@What are you going to do with them? You're just a disembodied voice.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
One of my non-incorporeal buddies has been complaining that he needs a non-incorporeal hat.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out on corporeal hats.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( E-E) Could I get an exorcist? I can't tell if it's the pills talking or not.
Hey, who're you calling a pill?
( E-E) Sorry, I'll call you a tool instead.
Be that as it may, this tool wants to purchase that stool.
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i @§-]@|! i@@I see that you would like to purchase some stool,
_R .U@- Ιm @ @but you must look elsewhere to find your brown jewel.
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==@@A RAISED RECLINER@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@@... ya damned fool.
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==@@@@REINDEER SHIT@@@@==
i@EΝEj But I dream of that stool! It makes me drool.
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't care, its just not cool.
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==@@@Her range finder@@@==
i@EΝEj Would you sell that coiled muck? Would you sell it for a buck?
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i @§-]@|! i@I ain't sellin' it for a buck.
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==@REI'S DOODY EXCHANGE@==
i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i have money and would like a hamburger and lemonade.
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i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.25. Go to the next window.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i do not see any other windows.
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of that.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) I want some pancakes!
( ί ί) And I'd like some coffee NOW.
( ί Oί) NOW DAMN YOU NOW!!!!
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of cups.
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==@@@THE REIBUCKS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have any internets here.
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==@@@THE REIBUCKS@@@@==
( E-E) I want something you can't give me.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of satisfactory service.
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==@@@THE REIfs ????@@@@==
( E-E) Screw this, im going to marty's.
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
(E-E ) Maybe Squeeks' is still open. Or the Bunnygirl's.
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@i@EΝEj@ My name is Squeeks and 4-ch is still open. We're all out of 200GET.
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(E-E ) That's just cuz you're HOARDING THEM!!!