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i @§-]@|! i@I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
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( ί ί) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!
( ί ί) and so do Sam & Ella!
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_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.
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( ί ί) It's Boxing Day!
( ί ί) Was there ever a more appropriate day to have mittens in the boxed lunch?
( ί ί) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
i@EΝEjI'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( LΦ`) Hello there! I'll have the full English breakfast.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're open for the holidays. Go away.
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i @§-]@|! i@The only thing I offer on the Holidays is Fanservice.
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== CLONEY ISLAND @==
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@As a christian, I'm offended that you call it the "Holidays".
_|@@@_Q/@^@@@@It's CHRISTMAS you PC Jerk!
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
_] I celebrate Saturnalia.
( ί ί)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
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i @§-]@|! i@Those were some backwards d's that we just couldnt find a use for.
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( ί ί) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.
Someone call the security, >22 is harassing the local townsfolk!
( ί ί) I didn't do it, you can't prove anythinnnnggg.
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( ί ί) Where are your kitten mittens?
( > <) GIMME THOSE KITTEN MITTENS YOU GREEDY SACK OF SHIT BEFORE I MARCH OVER THERE AND CHOP OFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE HANDS
( > <)
( ί ί) pls.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@No I kind of need them. nya
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( LΦ`) No, I asked for mutton. A really nice MLT.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@@One mutton, lamprey, and toothpaste
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Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
After constant attempts to notify you we have decided to use force in order to shut down your business. Please, stop doing business right now. Do not try to resist or you will be raped. The food and your place is business is not only disgusting, it's inside a broken down and condemned crack house. You don't even use food, you just use the spare heroin needles that you find on the floor. You will also be sued for creating a huge aids problem in the U.S..
I hope you die,
Andrew von Eschenbach
( LΦ`) Now where will we sit while we wait for our mutton?
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i @§-]@|! i@Don't worry, we never did any business to begin with.
_R .U@- Ιm @Our nonservice shall continue uninterrupted.
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( EΦEjΏ@Can I get a jack and coke?
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, there's no jack here. You must have a wrong number.
_R .U@- Ιm @And that government man lied about the needles.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Andrew von Eschenbach
Commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration
of the United States of America
The Rei's Diner,
I didn't lie about the needles because I just had a burger and it
was full of heroine needles. You bitch!
Fuck off and die you whore,
Andrew von Eschenbach
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i @§-]@|! i@I checked the books and I haven't sold a single burger this year.
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All that I want is a silicon girl
With silicone lips and silicon hair
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i @§-]@|! get lost or else i'm calling the cops
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`(,_Ι realDolls are in the back
May I come on the back of the real dolls?
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i @§-]@|! i don't understand your question.
_R .U@- Ιm @rephrase it in the form of an answer
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Rei, can I have an emotion?
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i @§-]@|! i@No. Get lost. We don't serve that here
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( ί ί) Rei, can you show me your "special" mittens again?
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i @§-]@|! i@They're right inside of the oven. Go on.
_R .U@- Ιm @Get a close, close look. Stand on tiptoes if you need to.
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==@@@@@@ Squeek's@@@ @==
( EΝEj I'd like one poo-hat, seem's i've lost mine.
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i @§-]@|! i@Get the hose, Security Kitten!
_R .U@- Ιm @It's a shithead!
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i @§-]@|! i@This stinks to high heaven.
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_R .U@- Ιm @What debauchery hath these philistines wrought upon my character?
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( LΦ`) Blasphemy? This is GRAAAAAAAANDPA!
( ί ί) I am in complete and utter shock at this indecency.
Indecency!? THIS IS ASCIII!!!!
( E-E) I'll have some ancient pop-cultural references, thank you.
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i @§-]@|! i@I-I-I love little girls they make me feel so good
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i @§-]@|! i@I see the Rei diet worked wonders on Kuma. He's so slim now!
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell are you?! Get out of my dining establishment!
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( ί ί) I wanna see Rei's tits again
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have... Security Kitten, taze the perv!
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(;w) Wraaargh
( ί ί) I think TEH REI'S DINOR is a pretty cool guy. eh serves food and doesn't afraid of anything.
@ Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ not while i'm on duty, nyah
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@ Π*L°MΠ STOP RIGHT THERE IMPOSTER KITTEN, NYA! Your ears are messed up, and
`(,_Ι@you're saying "nyah" instead of "nya," nya.
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@ ( EΦE) Aw, muffins.
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i @§-]@|! i@Z-Day was caused by Rage-infected kittens.
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(-_-) Because the h or the lack thereof matters that much
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@b b@|@@@@@is just a poser.
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_R .U@- Ιm @You don't seem to be man enough to more than continuously re-introduce yourself.
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Sure, I guess. But why does it smell like shit in here?
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