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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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i @§-]@|! i@What the hell is that thing? Maybe Marty would want to serve it as a one time special.
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I'll eat it if you double batter it and deep fry it with BBQ sauce for dipping.
Wait a minute... what's all those vacuum-sealed packages of Feces doing there behind the counter? ...are they for sale..?
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i @§-]@|! i@What are you going to do with them? You're just a disembodied voice.
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One of my non-incorporeal buddies has been complaining that he needs a non-incorporeal hat.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm sorry, we're all out on corporeal hats.
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( E-E) Could I get an exorcist? I can't tell if it's the pills talking or not.
Hey, who're you calling a pill?
( E-E) Sorry, I'll call you a tool instead.
Be that as it may, this tool wants to purchase that stool.
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i @§-]@|! i@@I see that you would like to purchase some stool,
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i @§-]@|! i@@... ya damned fool.
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i@EΝEj But I dream of that stool! It makes me drool.
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't care, its just not cool.
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i@EΝEj Would you sell that coiled muck? Would you sell it for a buck?
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i @§-]@|! i@I ain't sellin' it for a buck.
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i@EΝEj
hello.
i am a normal customer.
i have money and would like a hamburger and lemonade.
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i @§-]@|! i@That'll be $3.25. Go to the next window.
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hello.
i am a normal customer.
i do not see any other windows.
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of that.
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( ί ί) I want some pancakes!
( ί ί) And I'd like some coffee NOW.
( ί Oί) NOW DAMN YOU NOW!!!!
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i @§-]@|! i@We ran out of cups.
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==@@@THE REIBUCKS@@@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@We don't have any internets here.
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( E-E) I want something you can't give me.
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i @§-]@|! i@Sorry, wefre out of satisfactory service.
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( E-E) Screw this, im going to marty's.
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(E-E ) Maybe Squeeks' is still open. Or the Bunnygirl's.
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(E-E ) That's just cuz you're HOARDING THEM!!!
(E-E ) Also, where the hell is your counter and uniform?
( E-E) Maybe going to Marty's was a bad idea.
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lol
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm going to have to charge you for that out-loud laugher.
_R .U@- Ιm @Walking out of here with a smile is shoplifting.
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( E-E) E-e-excuse me, a-a-are you...hiring?
HELLO LAIN I WOULD LIKE TO BUY MORE DRUGS OFF OF YOU.
SHOULD I JUST GO TO THE BACK AGAIN?
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==@@@THE REIfs DINER NOTICE SIGN MAY BE REPOSSESSED WITHOUT NOTICE @@@==
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i @§-]@|! i@Aw, crap.
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( E-E) Maybe you should try offering a service that people actually desire.
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i @§-]@|! i@That word has no meaning for me.
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( ί ί) Service!
( ί ί) With a SMILE!
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) and MITTENS!
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i @§-]@|! i@All I got from that was some drivel about mittens.
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( E-E) Please...I really need a job. My single mother has suffered a serious injury, and can't work right now. I haven't eaten in three days.
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( LΦ`) Son, you are just lying to her. Your parents are fine. In fact, you live with them.
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's special is Hassenpfeffer.
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( ί ί) I'll have one of them please.
( ί ί) ...
( ί ί) and MITTENS!
( ί ί) With a SMILE!
( ˃ ˂) SMILEY MITTENS!!!
( E-E) If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I'd swear it was my mom.
( LEΦE) Wow, for the past couple of weeks, people have actually gotten some semblance of food from Reifs.
(LEΦE ) This could only mean....
( E-E) An epidemic of foodborne illness.
( E-E) Aw shit.
( E-E) I'd better go take my pills.
( E-E) HA HAAA I said pills because that's my best gimmick!
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( ί ί) His body is missing
( ί ί) His body is mittens
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i @§-]@|! i@Today's Special is Lower Half of Bear Meat.
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i @§-]@|! i@I'd rather sell your raw body parts to these idiots who never leave.
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( ί ί) Please can I have raw body parts because I am an idiots who never leave.
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( ί ί) I left it in my other pair of mittens.
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( ί ί) So about that grilled cheese bearwich I ordered?
( EΦE) You never ordered a grilled cheese bearwich.
( ί -ί) Did too. You're just not old enough to remember.
( EΦE) Fiddlesticks! Poppycock! Proprietor - I shall instead have a BEERWICH, if you please. I have a coupon.
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( ί -ί) ...
( ί -ί) No. It's a given.
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GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU SHOULD HAVE GAVE ME THOSE DRUGS!
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( ί -ί) >>259, I think you want Beady Eyes' thread. He's the local pusher.
THANK YOU I WILL GO POST IN THAT THREAD IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ALL CAPS IS MY GIMMICK AND EVERYONE I KNOW THINKS ITS REALLY COOL AND FUNNY AND SHIT.
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