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(.-.) jfdkkewyfhskeud, why am i updiside down?
( LΦ`) In that case, can I have a Monte Cristo?
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==@OH GOD JUST STOP IT@==
(.-.) WATCH THE MALL FA LDOWNFD
( LΦ`) So, may I have a Montenegro?
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( ί ί) With a Monterey cheeseburger, please!
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( LΦ`) My wife and kids liked to eat Monterey Jack.
( LΦ`) I went out for some cheese, and I never came back.
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(B|Bj@Why the shit am I upside down?@Its not fucking funny
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( ί ί) But then you'd put the dead kitten in a hamburger bun and try to sell it.
( ί -ί) Like you did with my vomit.
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( E-E) 600ge- aw, dammit.
( E-E) srsly, what the fuck, dudes?
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==@@@SAMANTHA CLAR(EI)FET@@@@==
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Hunger got me thinking... You shouldn't actually say that you are taking orders, when what you are doing is accepting them. This is a clear misuse of our language.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ And don't get me started about how people say they take a poop when such a process actually involves getting rid of it.
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(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) You fucking Communist! Get the fuck out of this country.
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< MDL> Why does Nixon not go to Corea? This is discriminating! I think Nixon go to Japan too. Nixon is big asscavity.
(Π ₯ิD₯ิ) I'm an ASCII Wiki? Speak English you damn gook.
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^@@@@@R TO SERVE YOU THE CUSTOMER TELL ME WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST
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( ί -ί) That'd be nice, and how about a donut?
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( ί -ί) .....
( ˃ ˂) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
( E-E) You look like a dangerously furry catgirl, Rei.
( E-E) Will you go out with me?
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( E-E) WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! SHUT UP!
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( E-E) YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!
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