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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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( E-E) Seriously, that one was MINE.
( ί ί) Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives.
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_R .U@- Ιm @You want a pizza with that?
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( ί ί) ROCK AND LOAD
( ί ί) COCK BEEN BLOWED
( ί ί) IN YOUR MOUTH, MANJUICE EXPLOAD
( ˃ ˂) FURRY FURRY FURRYGAY
( ί ί) I want a bacon strip and a side order of dog, but only as a pet!
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i @§-]@|! i@Well I want a giant combat robot, but you don't see me...
_R .U@- Ιm @Nevermind, just...we ran out of that.
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( ί ί) Well, if you're all out, then I want some Stilton cheese. I hear that stuff gives you bizzare dreams!
( ί ί) or maybe some cocaine. that would work.
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i @§-]@|! i@We're all out of that, but Gendo might be able to help you out.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just keep it on the DL, aight?
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( ί -ί)...
( ˃ ˂) WHATTA FUCK!!
( ί -ί) This is an ourage! I shall speak my mind as much as I desire. You can not silence Missy Mittens!
( ί ί) A coke and a pair of mittens, please.
( ί -ί) Oh Lordy Lordy, inflation sure bites.
( ί ί) But I'm inside the diner!
( ί ί) Is it carnival time or why is Security Kitten wearing that cute mask?
( ί ί) Kittens love rodents, right? I just bet you'll like the hamburgers around here!
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( ί -ί) I would but Junior won't make a move on me.
( ί ί) MITTENS!
( EΦE) One five dollar footlong please.
( ί -ί) i want some of your hair. are you out of that?
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i @§-]@|! i@Hair is half off today, boiled and all. Act now!
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i @§-]@|! i@I have no intention of peeing in your cup.
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@ Π*L°MΠ@@Why did you have to get naked to get orange juice?
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( ί O) I LOOK LIKE A B.O.B FROM MARATHON. LOLOLOLOL! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!
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( EΦE) You've got the biggest tits ever.
(LEΦE) Can I knead them?
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i @§-]@|! i@Because Security Kitten pissed on the floor again.
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i @§-]@|! i@Alright Security Kitten, I'm gonna need you to clean up the oven.
_R .U@- Ιm @Just get in there as far back as you can...
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( ί ί) Relax! Don't worry 877-san.
( EΦE)@I'd like lobster & hookers, please.
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( ί ί) how come you never hook ME up, baby?
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i@E_Ej why do you still have hair
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i@E_Ej someone fix my fucking face aaaaaaa
( ί O) Hay Rei, how do you feel about all the slimy fat otaku out there, drawing you naked/getting fucked a billion times?
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i @§-]@|! i@They gotta make a living somehow. Besides, I get naked a lot in Eva.
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i @§-]@|! i@And don't take the money out first this time!
_R .U@- Ιm @Leave your credit cards, too!
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( ί O) But I don't have a wallet!
( ί ί) I want to buy a coconut, I'll buy it for a dime! Clonepa had another one, he traded for a lime!
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i @§-]@|! i@I don't have time for your silly rhymes.
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( ί ί) It's just no good anymore when you walk through the door
To an empty room
You go inside and set a table for one, it's no fun
When you have to spend a day
Without her, do do do... Without her, do do do...
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i @§-]@|! i@I'm not warning you one more time.
_R .U@- Ιm Just GET OUT.
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
( ί ί) The dangerous kitchen
If it ain't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat things
Where the cats ate through the paper
The can things with the sharp little edges
That can cut your fingers when you're not looking
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS
( ί ί) ok I'll leave but not before I asexually reproduce.
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( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
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( ί ί) HI REI
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``You will stock marbles made from the tears of pegasi in a shelf visible by all but reachable by none``
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) Is someone gonna eat me or what?
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( ί ί) Can I order mittens?
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) Awww.
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