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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to our Grand Re-Opening.
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( E-E) AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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( E-E) Dumbass?
( E-E) One happy meal to go, thankyouverymuch.
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i @§-]@|! i @Guess we're out of happy meals.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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@@/__i |£!|@ @ @ @ ( ί -ί) I'm not happy.
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i @§-]@|! i @@@@@ @@/ijij @@Excuse me may I pass through here
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj. @@@@ @@@^άR@@@@
i @§-]@|! i @@@@@ @@/ijij @@...
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( E-E) Can I have one of...whatever that thing...you know what? Nevermind. I think I'm going to vomit just from looking at it.
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==@@@THE REI'S BRAINZ@@@==
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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ιj You can get
i @§-]@|! i@Anything you want,
_R .U@o Ιm @At Alice's Restaurant.τ
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(*___*) i wod lik mum
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
(ί ί) (ί ί)
ί ί) (ί ί)
ί) (ί ί)
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
(ί ί) (ί ί)
ί ί) (ί ί)
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( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
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( ί ';'ί ί)
( ί ί;'ί ί)shhhhl
( ί ί)(ί ί) llllorp
( ί ί) (ί ί) *pop
You behave now!
( ί ί) (ί ί) I wiiiiiiiiill.
( ί ί)
( ί ί ί)
( ί ;ί ί)
( ί >;ί ί)
( ί ;'ί ί)
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( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί ί)
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_R .U@o Ιm @At The Rei's Restaurant.τ
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( E-E) Can I have an Asuka vegetable with a sprinkling of Shinji seed?
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i @§-]@|! i@They're at school right now.
_R .U@- Ιm @Although Shinji is probably making some of his seed in a bathroom stall.
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( E-E) i wod lick a sonik 2 roms
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i @§-]@|! i@Support the developers and buy the original cartridge.
_R .U@- Ιm @
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Rei, why are you not piloting your EVA!
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i @§-]@|! i@Killed all the Angels, wiped out the human race, something like that.
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( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί) we got a barbershop quartet goinf on here!
Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearing a frown,
And the gravy train has left you behi-i-ind.
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
And when you're all out of hope,
Down out the end of your rope,
And nobody's there to throw you a li-ine.
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
If you ever get so low
That you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes.
( ί ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
Never worry about a thing
Got the world on a string
'cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
@@@@@@@@@@@all of his bluuuues
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
and my troubles start meltin' away!
@@@@@@@@@@@bah-doop-bop!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
and the happy times are coming to stay.
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I get a song an' a dance
When I glance at my hands
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous mittens
And, oh everything is going my way!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
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i @§-]@|! i@LEAVE ALREADY!
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Hae
Yeah I got great big amounts
In the place where it counts
And get a feelin' like a sun-shiny day-ay-ay-ay!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
I take a look at my enormous penis
And everything is going my way
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
EVERY-THING IS GO-INf
MY WAYYYYYyyyyyy!
( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)( ί ί)
Yummm!!!
( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)( ί -ί)
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( ί -ί) "he?" I thought I was a girl.
( ί ί) YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
( ><) I have a penis now!
( ί ί) I'd like to order a warm mitten, straight from the oven! If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
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i @§-]@|! i@Of course I know what you mean.
_R .U@- Ιm @It seems quite self-explanatory to me.
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|ζ |@@@Q_|Q_ @|@@Duh, beady eyes is always cranky because he's
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( E-E) WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS GOD
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i @§-]@|! i@I heard that only one of Mr. Eye's testicles dropped.
_R .U@- Ιm @It was the small one.
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( ί ί) I heard he tripped on a banana and got his dick stuck in his own butt!
('-') there's something burrowing outside your roof, rei
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i @§-]@|! i@Calm down DQN-kun! I know you're upset because you haven't
_R .U@- Ιm @made a good song in a while, but don't worry! We still love you!
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i @§-]@|! i@You are experiencing a reality perception anomaly of 9.4%.
_R .U@- Ιm @Classification: acute visual hallucination.
@@MMt@iL@That means you get a spankin'.
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_R .U@ Ιm @Oh fuck watch out for those dragons.
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i @§-]@|! i@Security Kitten, Tang spilled on aisle...
_R .U@- Ιm @Wait, we don't have an aisles.
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i @§-]@|! i@Did I just contract leprosy?
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==@@@THE REI'S DINER@@@@==
Mountains. Heavy are the mountains. But that changes with the passage of time.
Sky, blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The sun. One, only one.
Water. It is a grey pool. Commander Ikari.
Flowers. So many the same, so many without purpose.
Sky. Sky of red. Red the colour, the colour I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples, and pours. Blood. Scent of blood, woman who does not bleed.
On the red soil the humans come. Humans made by man and woman.
City. A human creation. EVA. A human creation as well.
What are humans? Are they creations of God? Humans, and that which is created by humans.
This is that which is mine. My life; my heart. I am a vessel for my thoughts.
The entry plug; the throne of the soul. Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I...
I am I.
This object that is myself, that which forms what is me. This is the self that can be seen and yet it is not like that which is myself.
A strange feeling. My body feels as if it is melting. I can no longer see myself, my form, my shape...It fades from view.
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i @§- O@! i@Shinji? This person I know, Major Katsuragi. Doctor Akagi. People. My classmates.
_R .U@- Ιm @ The pilot of Unit 02. Commander Ikari?
@@MMt@iL@Who are you? Who are you? Who are you..
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i @§-]@|! i@ Welcome to Rei's, may I take your order?
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( LΦ`) Mango chutney and a side of onion rings to go, please.
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i◔ิ_◔ิjUm, I don't have a job.
( ί ί) >>982 is a NEET!
( ί -ί) ...also, why don't you wear your NURUPO apron any more?
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i◔ิ_◔ิjCould I order a voyeur's special?
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( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
( EΦE) Hey Rei, wanna go play some TF2?
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