Develop a tsundere crush on the second straw mat. Stand up and say, "I wasn't laying on you because I l-l-like you or anything, b-b-baka!" Blush a deep crimson red. Add the second straw mat (hereafter known as Koza-chan) to inventory in the hopes of developing some love triangular antics.

Quickly changing character by channeling our inner clown, press our nose against the cell and squawk in a high-pitched voice to the manbearsuit, "Woo hoo hoo, kiddo, are you ready to have FUN?" Bare fangs.

Equip sombrero.