[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:31

>>1 put DQN on a Ti-84

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:33

>>2 not only quotes a momentarily relevant bit from Monty Python, he just barfs out the whole scene in a right 'orrible fake British accent.

4 Name: A Thunder Panda : 1993-09-5381 22:16

>>3 ENJOYS GRINDING FOR THE RIGHT EVS, IVS AND NATURES 24/7

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:25

>>4 Did several case mods to his desktop computer to make it look like ENIAC.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:28

>>5 Has seen every episode of Gatchaman that exists.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 22:48

>>6 has read Hamlet in the original Klingon.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:32

>>7 plays D&D.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:57

>>8 lives D&D.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:04

>>9 is D&D

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:37

>>11 came back from Reitaisai5 with $200 in discs and other merchandise.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:50

>>12 bitched about >>11's failure to upload it.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 10:23

>>12 then went onto share to get what he couldn't get from >>11

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:22

>>13 is a Trekkie

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:00

>>14 Knows Klingon

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01

>>15 runs a UNIX-based operating system.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:51

While >>16 is correct, >>16 uses the computer while in a Klingon outfit.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:29

>>17 sews tribble outfits with front and back flaps for"easy access"

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:05

>>18 kneels at the altar of his signed Patrick Stewart photograph every day.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 23:28

>>19 Only likes porn with computers in it.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:03

>>20's lifestyle is like that of the South Park episode "Make love not Warcraft."

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 02:28

>>21 Fucked a guy in a Klingon costume.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:30

>>22 spends more money on his comic book collection than he does on food.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:42

>>23 fucked a guy while wearing a Klingon costume he bought from an ad in a Richie Rich comic book.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 03:50

>>24 owns a WonderSwan Color.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 11:07

>>25 has an MSX

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:14

>>26 Stuck his penis in an NES

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 12:48

>>27 can't masturbate without fantasizing about Star Trek characters.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 14:00

>>28 is a panda.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 01:53

>>29 Never stops spreading internet memes.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:23

>>30 is a Klingon.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 17:53

>>31 is a cross-dressing Klingon.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:28

>>32 is furry

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 21:34

>>33 is a cross-dressing furry.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 02:55

>>34 has a cross-dressing furry fetish

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:07

>>35 posts on DQN

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 03:27

>>36 wishes to be a Pokemon Master.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 04:36

>>37 already is a Pokemon Master

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 05:57

>>38 once argued about why Digimon is superior to Pokemon for a week

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:06

>>39 collects first edition Magic cards for a hobby

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 10:17

>>40 is attending WisCon.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:05

>>41 wrote the ED article on WisCon

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:36

>>42 wrote an ED article

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 03:48

>>43 does know what a ED article is

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:23

>>44 is an admin at Uncyclopedia

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:31

>>45 is a Touhou fan

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 05:35

>>46 wrote a Touhou game.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 06:48

>>47 bought a Touhou hugpillow

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:50

>>48 is legally married to a Touhou hugpillow

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