[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 17:35

>>49 does marriage counseling for marriages between people and Touhou hugpillows.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 21:29

>>50 invented Touhou.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:36

>>51 Can list every single movie made by TOHO, and has 1,298 different TOHO collectible statues to prove it.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 01:41

>>52 nearly smashed his computer when he saw Soulja Boy call a Gundam a Transformer. It was only nearly because >>52 is physically incapable of smashing his computer.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:57

>>53 is Soulja boy, and called a Gundam a Transformer only because it was part of an elaborate trolling plan on the secret rapper-Gundam BBS that he helped to found and on which he is an admin.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:47

>>54 thinks Space Runaway Ideon is superior to any Gundam series, except G Gundam.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 10:00

>>55 just wrote that comment.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 11:21

>>56 browses 4-ch.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:52

>>57 Dedicates at least 18 hours daily to browsing 2chan.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>58 has read their SICP today.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:19

>>59 is THE SUSSMAN.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:10

>>60 eats more pocky than Mizuho.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 05:54

>>61 saves all empty pocky boxes after he is done eating

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 07:47

>>62 envies >>61's collection of empty pocky boxes

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:04

>>63 goes to >>64 house to play the videya and jerk off

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 08:18

>>64 is Linguica

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 11:55

>>65 Speaks Lojban.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:32

>>66 is the inventor of a language consisting of only palindromes.

68 Name: (˃ 3˂ ) : 1993-09-5389 13:55

>>67 once fucked a guy in a klingon suit

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 14:05

>>68 didn't read >>22.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:19

>>69 Has 100GB of archived internet messageboard talks.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:34

>>70 participated in 90% of those archived internet messageboard talks

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:38

>>71 was afraid to participate because he is an anonymous coward.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:50

>>72 paid money to gain access to secretareaofvipquality.net.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 02:27

>>73 had insider info about the free trial week

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 12:38

>>74 had insider info about free trial week insiders

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:53

>>75 is DADDY COOL, a VIPPE Rand owsn a SECRET area of VIP QUALITY

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 18:54

>>76 Can't stop collecting Sakura on Ruri pictures.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:15

>>77 Can't stop drawing Sakura on Ruri pictures.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 19:54

>>78 Can't stop commissioning >>77 to draw Sakura on Ruri pictures.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:33

>>79 Can't stop talking about 42

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 20:56

>>80
is Douglas Adams

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:14

>>81 Is Weird Al Yankovic

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:29

>>82 is Aphex Twin

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 21:42

>>83 has a weakness for Weezer

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:17

>>84 tunes in to doogtopia radio 24/7

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 22:35

>>85 Collect 8-bit videogame music

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 00:36

>>86 is roughly nine-hundred and forty percent more likely to become a multi-millionaire than the average football jock.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 01:59

>>87 masturbated to the Macross Frontier soundtrack at least 6 times today.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 02:01

>>88 posted a youtube video of itself doing the Nyan-Nyan Dance.

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:18

>>89 wants you to listen to his/her/its song.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 22:54

>>90 complains daily about the lack of gender-neutral pronouns in the English language.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 00:04

>>91 doesn't understand the problem of having to choose a non masculine pronoun since he has never seen a woman.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:31

>>92 Has a permanent butt print on his chair because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day there.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:20

>>94 has permanent grip marks on his penis because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day playing with his cock

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 08:35

>>94 has a list of people with permanently marked penises.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:27

>>95 is on said list.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 15:58

>>96 hasn't skilled up enough to be on the list.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 18:21

>>97 is an expert troll, trying to set me up to do a "grinding" joke.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:11

>>98 is an expert in troll analysis and related services.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:14

>>99 anals his sis.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 19:32

>>100 is anal'd by his sis.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 23:05

>>101 is butthurt about not 100GETting

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:28

>>102 still thinks GETs matter.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 00:49

( ・-・) >>103 hasn't seen what a good GET goes for on eBay.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 01:24

>>104 thinks he should be recruited by the Star League to defeat the Kodan armada, because he plays space shooters when not playing an MMORPG.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 05:48

>>105 wants to believe.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5394 06:28

>>106 still believes that life here began out there.

108 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5396 23:07

>>107 has already installed the new 4-ch greasemonkey script.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 01:41

>>108

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 04:02

>>109's joke can only be understood by a small elite.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:54

>>110 thinks he is l33t.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:33

>>111 Tried to change his name to 1337, but the notary said >>111 couldn't add numbers to names.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:54

>>112 Spends a lot of time searching youtube for retro anime.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 02:43

>>113 owns it all on laserdisc.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 19:31

>>114 Knows every name of every Transformer robot, what years each one appeared, and each variant of each robot.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:57

>>115
Spends hours theory-crafting on how all of the Zelda games can fit into one canon story.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 02:58

>>116
writes Kirk/Spock slashfic.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:49

>>117 spends all his food, clothing, and housing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 05:55

>>118 spends all his food and clothing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi, but lives with his mother

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 06:07

>>119 not only lives with his mother, but also bullies her into making all of his cosplay costumes, the lazy bastard.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 08:03

>>120 makes cosplay costumes for his mother

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 11:17

>>121 Gets into contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 15:57

>>122 wins contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 16:39

>>123 thinks math jokes in general are hillarious.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 19:49

>>124 made $10,000 in high school by selling correct test answers, and then spent it all on a new in box old Star Trek toy.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 20:22

>>125 dreams of having a mint-in-box old Star Trek toy, and faps furiously while doing so.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:16

>>126 Gives Bukkake to anime figurines.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:20

>>127 Can't ride a motorcycle without thinking about TRON.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 02:17

>>128 faps to Yori from Tron.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 03:33

>>129 founded digibutter.nerr

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 00:52

>>130 Paid a prostitute to have sex, but couldn't ejaculate until he strated thinking about catgirls.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 02:13

>>131 has a creepy catgirl outfit that he dresses up in to masturbate.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:17

>>132 owns all the first-generation video game consoles.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 07:49

>>133 traded them to him for a vacuum tube from ENIAC.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:14

>>134 Shattered his vacuum tube because he slipped while moving his pile of Einstein books.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 15:17

>>135
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137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 20:00

>>136 owns a shirt that says "There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don't" on it.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:45

>>137 listens to rush

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:46

>>138 Stuck his penis into the internet.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:57

>>139 Has spent half of his life trying to refute the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:45

>>140 is Shahriar Afshar.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 08:32

>>141 is Gene Ray

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 10:27

>>142 is always wearing a condom, in hope he ever get's sex

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 15:47

>>143 Owns a blow-up doll of an anime character

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 17:57

>>144 pays for dates with Anigao Girls.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:52

>>145 Pays for several drinks to get laid by a girl. Unfortunately, even the drunkest girl still sees that >>145 is a pimply fat ass.

147 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5403 02:13

>>146 runs a pimply fat ass fetish photography imageboard.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:31

>>147 was photshopped into a female anthromorph, and then fapped on.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:36

>>148 did the photoshopping and also the fapping.

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