[Otaku] The previous poster is a [Nerd] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:54

Typical nerd's sex life, >>0.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 14:28

>>149 commissioned the work over the Internet

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:04

>>150 waited for days to make his post because he loves Pokémon.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 20:23

>>151 learned the keyboard shortcuts to produce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 21:17

>>152 actually looked up how to pronounce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 22:01

>>153 didn't have to look it up.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:15

>>154 Has spent 20 years trying to build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:23

>>155 is Bob Forward's love-child.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 17:27

>>156 is a LARPer.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 21:01

>>157 got angry about >>153 writing "pronounce" instead of "produce"

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:15

>>158 actually notices stuff like that.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:29

>>159 is inu 42

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 23:32

>>160 honestly believes >>153 should've said "produce" and has made a large number of rage filled webpages regarding this matter.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 02:55

>>161 subscribes to >>160's RSS feeds on those pages.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 11:17

>>162 Once was awake for 3 days debating about why Star Trek TNG is inferior to the first season of Star Trek.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:32

>>163 wants a rematch, to avenge his loss to >>162.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 17:30

>>164 Will understand everything said in the rematch.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 19:25

>>165 is the ref for the rematch.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:34

>>166 nearly went bankrupt buying stupid crap on ebay, until he sold that same stupid crap on ebay.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 14:08

>>167 bought the stupid crap from >>166

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 21:26

>>168 first sold the crap to >>166

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 22:39

>>169 is the manufacturer of said crap.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 00:32

>>170 does his AD&D calculations using a program which he programmed on his ti-83. He also doesn't trust dice rolls for the chance of the number not being entirely random due to the probability of the dice having weights in them or being have made in China, so he generates random numbers using the same calculator.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:05

>>171 didn't play that game, because >>171 knows all the weaknesses of pseudorandom number generators.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 08:57

>>172 implemented a Mersenne twister on his Ti-83.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 09:39

>>173 tried to post on 4ch with a PSP

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:40

>>174 has a DS loaded with Lucky Star fansubs.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:38

>>175 is the Stallman

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 15:44

>>176 has the Lisp Alien tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:11

>>177 has "made with secret alien technology" tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see... his penis.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 20:25

>>178 feels the need to painfully spell out jokes.

180 Name: @ : 1993-09-5411 00:25

>>179 thought it was cooler to point that out than to go for metahumor and memes and explain that >>178's penis will never be seen IN THE DARK OF NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT by JISAKU JIENS during SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS.

[spoiler] It wasn't. [/spoiler]

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 01:58

>>180 added a "needs more ______" to a joke that actually was funny.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:31

>>181 took a funny picture and made an unfunny macro out of it.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 02:33

>>182 took that unfunny macro and integrated it into every aspect of his life.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 03:29

>>183 designed the font Impact.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:34

>>184 Can't change his underwear without yelling "MAI PANTSU! MAKE UP!" and waving a magic wand simultaneously.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:31

>>185 Insists that the 1980 version of HG2G is better than the 2005 version.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:10

>>186 made both versions of HG2G

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:39

>>187 is Cyan Helkaraxe

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 06:53

>>187 made a flux capacitor.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 08:32

>>189 would only ever get caught speeding while driving drunk because hey it was a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a plutonium supply

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 20:15

>>190 would try to make a blue-shift joke to the cop to get out of the speeding ticket.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:05

>>191 Spends a ton of money on the newest CPU, and the first thing he does is overclock it until it stops working.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 23:24

>>192 told a girl in his class that she looks like the female replicant in bladerunner

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:42

>>193 Told a girl in his class the she has Mai Shiranui boobs.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 10:13

>>194 went to class dressed up as Andy Bogard

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:45

>>195 Went to class as Bridget from guilty gear.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 19:50

>>196 collects train miniatures

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:30

>>197 Collects anime girl miniatures.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:56

>>198 collects train-themed mechamusume figures.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 03:32

>>199 refers to one of his train-themed mechamusume figures as "mai waifu~".

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 04:44

>>200 operates an anonymous "semen on train-themed mechamusume figures" imageboard

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:18

>>201 is angry that >>200's imageboard uses kusaba

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 05:41

>>202 opened his own imageboard to try and rival >>200's, but it only has 3 users.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:17

>>203 read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:16

>>204 masturbated to The Sussman.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 15:37

>>205 has a homemade EXPERT PROGRAMMER t-shirt.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:54

>>206 sings along to ``We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells'' every night.

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:56

>>207 Has every AD&D product that was ever made.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 18:57

>>208 is Gary Gygax' illegitimate son.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:11

>>209 maintains a massive collection of neo-geo cartridges, but refuses to play any of them, even the already used duplicate titles.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:50

>>210 Has a mint in box Nintendo ROB, mint in box Sega Master System, and every cartridge and accessory ever made for each system.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:09

They used >>211's room to film The 40 Year Old Virgin.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:38

They used >>212's life story to script The 40 Year Old Virgin.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:56

>>213 Built his own particle beam accelerator out of stuff sold at Radio Shack.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:33

>>214 blog is entitled "My hard-on for the LHC"

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 01:55

>>215 has a blog

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:39

>>216's blog is only for discussion about weatherproof overcoats

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 04:02

>>217 considers >>216 an amateur, vis-a-vis overcoats.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:56

>>218 Prefers to fill his blog with discussions about white briefs.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:16

>>219 looks like Gordon Freeman

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 01:17

>>220 smells like Gordon Freeman

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:53

>>221 wears a HEV suit everywhere he goes

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55

>>222 never wears an HEV suit, as he never leaves the basement.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:56

>>223 created a 3D animation demonstrating protein synthesis

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:21

>>224 was inspired by this and folded 50 WUs in a single night using a cluster he made from computer parts his friends let him borrow.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:32

>>225 is sad that he had no one to borrow computer parts from to make such a cluster.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 09:51

>>226 never misses an opportunity to post a Beowulf cluster joke on Slashdot.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 15:19

>>227 is CmdrTaco.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:03

>>228 is CowboyNeal

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 16:35

>>229
drives an electric car

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:01

>>230 drives a hybrid

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:17

>>231 drives an electric car powered by a miniature arc reactor he built in a cave from a BOX OF SCRAPS

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 19:26

>>232 is a panda. A panda who likes Star Trek.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 22:20

>>233 calls himself an Ailuropoda melanoleuca

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:28

>>234 is Tremarctos ornatus, the spectacled bear

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:32

>>235 just projected his furry persona on to >>234.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 02:41

>>236 gave a projector artificial intelligence.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 04:53

>>237 Speaks middle and old English.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 05:23

>>238 can freely translate between elvish, orcish and klingon

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 06:46

>>239 stalks Gene Roddenberry

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 08:54

>>240 changed his porn star name to Gene Proddenberry.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:15

>>241 is a Geek-Otaku, collecting everything about geeks.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:08

One day, a 39 year old women with a ticking biological clock said "Dear Jesus, please send somebody to get me pregnant." >>242 appeared, and the woman said "I take that back."

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:52

>>243 Is a Debu-Otaku, he has a lot of stuff about DEBU ONNA.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 02:01

>>244 attempts to force cross-thread pollination every chance he gets.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 03:43

>>245 attempts to be forced to cross-dress every chance he gets

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 07:01

>>246 spends 10 hours a day sorting, categorizing, and labeling his shotacon picture collection.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 21:47

>>247
is a failing-to-being-loved fujoshi who stalks at other fujoshis and dreams of a beautiful, romantic bf and ends up being deceived and being raped mercilessly by some "monsters"!

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:37

>>248 Attempted to duplicate the Tron lightcycle scene using a Vespa scooter and a flag.

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