>>150 waited for days to make his post because he loves Pokémon.
>>151 learned the keyboard shortcuts to produce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ
>>152 actually looked up how to pronounce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ.
>>154 Has spent 20 years trying to build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light.
>>162 Once was awake for 3 days debating about why Star Trek TNG is inferior to the first season of Star Trek.
>>166 nearly went bankrupt buying stupid crap on ebay, until he sold that same stupid crap on ebay.
>>170 does his AD&D calculations using a program which he programmed on his ti-83. He also doesn't trust dice rolls for the chance of the number not being entirely random due to the probability of the dice having weights in them or being have made in China, so he generates random numbers using the same calculator.
>>176 has the Lisp Alien tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see.
>>177 has "made with secret alien technology" tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see... his penis.
>>180 added a "needs more ______" to a joke that actually was funny.
>>181 took a funny picture and made an unfunny macro out of it.
>>182 took that unfunny macro and integrated it into every aspect of his life.
>>184 Can't change his underwear without yelling "MAI PANTSU! MAKE UP!" and waving a magic wand simultaneously.
>>185 Insists that the 1980 version of HG2G is better than the 2005 version.
>>189 would only ever get caught speeding while driving drunk because hey it was a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a plutonium supply
>>190 would try to make a blue-shift joke to the cop to get out of the speeding ticket.
>>191 Spends a ton of money on the newest CPU, and the first thing he does is overclock it until it stops working.
>>192 told a girl in his class that she looks like the female replicant in bladerunner
>>193 Told a girl in his class the she has Mai Shiranui boobs.
>>199 refers to one of his train-themed mechamusume figures as "mai waifu~".
>>200 operates an anonymous "semen on train-themed mechamusume figures" imageboard
>>203 read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.
>>206 sings along to ``We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells'' every night.
>>209 maintains a massive collection of neo-geo cartridges, but refuses to play any of them, even the already used duplicate titles.
>>210 Has a mint in box Nintendo ROB, mint in box Sega Master System, and every cartridge and accessory ever made for each system.
They used >>212's life story to script The 40 Year Old Virgin.
>>213 Built his own particle beam accelerator out of stuff sold at Radio Shack.
>>216's blog is only for discussion about weatherproof overcoats
>>218 Prefers to fill his blog with discussions about white briefs.
>>222 never wears an HEV suit, as he never leaves the basement.
>>224 was inspired by this and folded 50 WUs in a single night using a cluster he made from computer parts his friends let him borrow.
>>225 is sad that he had no one to borrow computer parts from to make such a cluster.
>>226 never misses an opportunity to post a Beowulf cluster joke on Slashdot.
>>231 drives an electric car powered by a miniature arc reactor he built in a cave from a BOX OF SCRAPS
>>238 can freely translate between elvish, orcish and klingon
One day, a 39 year old women with a ticking biological clock said "Dear Jesus, please send somebody to get me pregnant." >>242 appeared, and the woman said "I take that back."
>>243 Is a Debu-Otaku, he has a lot of stuff about DEBU ONNA.
>>244 attempts to force cross-thread pollination every chance he gets.
>>245 attempts to be forced to cross-dress every chance he gets
>>246 spends 10 hours a day sorting, categorizing, and labeling his shotacon picture collection.