You may have more time to think out your thought before posting, but it has to be an extension of the original.
I wonder what it'd be like if my arm was a giant sausage. Like, a really big sausage. Not as big as you may think, but just...really...really...big. Very big. Huge.
If I were manly enough that I could withstand the resultant pain, I'd cut my dick off.
How would a dickless man pee?
Does the guy in "what" scream "fuck you" ? Is there a reason for asking questions here? Is there a reason to live? What am I doing now? Do i even have money left? I should turn off the computer.
my captcha is skazz which is a combination of ska and jazz
It's been done.
I still hate my job.
I~
Met you~
Before the fall of Rome~
unknown chan which i cannot name here is no longer what it once was. a pity. i blame 4chons and all the other big *chans. shame on them. if this were no "post your thoughts ASAP"-thread i would not even talk about such tragical matters here. this place is almost pure. as if american internet culture never set foot here.
Well, ain't it great then that text isn't popular in the west?
I think I could make a fortune by inventing a soap that is impossible to drop while in prison.
pssst...soap on a rope.
I used to be a sweet boy, holding so tightly to daddy's hand... but that was all a long time ago. A blazer and a tie, and a big bright healthy smile, used to make all my troubles and trials worth it.
But something went wrong. I'm not to blame though.
oh ogd I have to sleep otherwise very bad things will happen.
I'm pretty worthless
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my god godflesh is so fucking awesome. and awesome is an overused word.
essen mir!
i totally forgot that i just had the 666th post while downloading doom 3.
crabcakes and finnegan butter churn cookie crumble pass gas gofer multiply echo echo charlie delta negative fun movie speed nuzzle nogin mean see alfie door in a buffalo wing
Chilling out to Aphex Twin, doodoodoodooodooodoodoodoo Girl/Boy Song! I love this song! pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck, pluck pluck pluck...
( ゚ -゚) It has come to my attention that most of the posts in this board revolve around some witty pseudointellectual comment or extreme dadaism.
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS
daisy, daisy, give me your answer do
kore.
...sore!
ATARASHI
hate hate hate hate hatena nobi nobi nobi nonbiri to
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I...Feel...H..A..P..P..Y...
Holy fuck the Valkyrie's here today ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
Someone just went through my MAGICAL PORTAL to SAoVQ.
Today I tried out almost-drowning myself. I put my face fully into a sink full of water and took a sharp inward breath underwater, and immediately puked it into the toilet
cubition is my captcha.
I now have ambition for cube-related affairs, I guess.
I still need to find a place to download sharpnel. All my efforts of blogsearching it are futile, since they only lead to 1-click hosters that suck balls. Like letitbit or uploaded.to, for example. If this were not a [Contentless] thread, i'd not even talk about such embarassing facts.
What am I doing here when UCAS needs to be finished yesterday?
>>681 Is it Otaku Overclocks you are looking for? I could upload it somewhere if you want
fusianasan proves it: My internet connection is castrated and nobody ever told me. THIS is why rapeshare does not work. And IRC. And torrents. Fuck it.
>>683-san, you are right. It IS otaku overclocks. could you maybe upload it to mediafire or megaupload? I already stated before that most filehosters do not work, and torrents are painfully slow. I would be more than grateful, and also stop discussing content in this thread.
>>688 wait, do you mind if it's in AAC? I'll megaupload it or i can post the files individually on 420chan's /m/ board
Is there a kanji symbol for the word "retro"?
>>690
Are you the one who transcodes everything to AAC for no damn reason?
>>695
You just like to bug the tar out of everyone else, don't you?
i have 400gb of hentai and soon i will rule the world
>>696 No, I don't like how I do so many /r/s but I still disappoint because of my formatting
I just like consistency, coupled with trying to cut quality to save space on my iPod
Man, I'm tired.
700GET!
I'm like my father I ruin all my relationships
fusianasan, UWAAAAAAAA
I smoulder with generic rage.
I wanna hang out with all my high school friends again in the school common room like old times ;_;
Why hate liz?
Sex is alright, but it's nowhere near as good as the real thing
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
tegition
I am growing to enjoy little brown girls more and more each day.
AH FUCK MY LEGS HURT!
I can't believe I spent the whole day wearing my girlfriend's panties and only noticed it now.
my neck feels like it moves itself.
>>712 Damn it now you set off a chain reaction and you getting hard has made me hard fuuucck
PIG DISGUSTING
my eyes are sore. why do my eyes get sore when i wake up
>>718 Ey ese,,, snort I fucked yo mama last night, eh? snrkk That pussy's nice, ah? P-P-P-P-P-PUTA MADRE
"GUI" makes me think of gummy bears in a sweltering hot car in DC traffic on an August day, most likely the 5th.
Cool string effects.
So. I just cut off a chunk of my ear and cut my wrist a few times, then painted a picture of some hills and fields with all the spraying blood.
bababababababababa
I missed class again this morning
doo doodoo doo doo
Butt
Fuck it.
Eye tee tea.
I've been wearing the same clothes since Monday and I've stayed at a steady level of drunkenness since then, while I do my coursework. Also, I've woke up on the floor every morning.
I'm at work doing nothing even though I should be writing code. I decided long ago that I hate computers and was going to find something enjoyable to do with my life, but ended up getting a job as a programmer anyway. It wasn't until I realized that my dream was simply to have a dream... and then it was immediately obvious the only way to enjoy this pitiful existence was to embrace my constant companion, alcohol.
I'm with a slut right now and they are getting drunk
I wish my family would top arguing. Life is stressful, but there is no need for this.
I WISH NOSEPASS WOULD STOP USING HARDEN
Man, I'm fucked right now
man, i am fucked right now
Ah, come on fuck a guy.
Ah fuck, come on a guy.
This has been the absolute worst week of my life.
OH NOES