( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Especially all those really annoying things like breathing and bowel movement

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I always hated that

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before you died?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Nasty, brutish, and short.

(・∀・) Grandpa, Grandpas don't have short lives. You can't have the cake and eat it too.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I can eat whatever the fucking cake I goddamn well like, jiior.

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) shimely

(・∀・) Grandpa, what are those things on your face? They don't look like your eyes or at least what I thought your eyes were.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don;t you answer me?!

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(・∀・) GRANDPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( ´ω`) Yes?

(・∀・) Oh thank goodness, you're back to normal. So... Why didn't you answer me?

( ´ω`) Not that you seemed to care, but I was DEAD!

( ・-・) Pssssssh. I've been dead lots of times.

(・∀・) Show me, lol.

( ´ω`) Is your name Kenny?

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(・∀・) Grandpa did you forget the electric toothbrush in your mouth again?

( ´ω`) You used to be a lot better with the setup questions, Timmy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that before the war, he Emperor allotted two Corean slaves to every household?

( ´ω`) Coreans wern't even good as slaves Junior, we just used them for food and bloodsport.

i eat poo

sage

(・∀・) Grandpa, I just got done with Slayers NEXT. Is Slayers TRY just as good?

( ´ω`) They never have, and I don't think ever will, surpass Reign In Blood

(・∀・) Grandpa, How do I defeat posting barrier?

( ´ω`) With a series of tubes!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I was thinking of joining a japanese baseball team. Can you think of a good cheer for me?

(・∀・) Yo gramps, what was your role in the Great War?

( ´ω`) I was a sperm cell in the testicle that didn't get shot off.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can you be talking still if you are dead? Dead people can't be alive!

( ´ω`) Junior, sometimes people do not die when they are killed.

(・∀・) So you wouldn't die, even if we killed you?

( ´ω`) Son, you can't kill that which is already dead.

(・∀・) But that which is dead must eternal lie!

( ´ω`) And with strange eons even death may die.

(・∀・) Did we just share a moment Grandpa?

(・∀・) What was your role in the Vietnam War?

( ´ω`) Our country wasn't involved in Vietnam. While the Americans were fighting a futile war, we were undergoing a period of rapid industrialization and modernization. By the time The United States left Southeast Asia with its tail between its legs, our country's name was no longer associated with cheap, low-quality goods as China's is today, but high-quality goods on the cutting edge of technology such as automobiles and electronics.

( ´ω`) To answer your question, I was a gigolo while that was going on.

( ´ω`) We constantly share moments, Timmy, but not of them bond me closer to you.

(・∀・) My name's not Timmy.

( ´ω`) Sorry, sometimes these things just slip my mind, Timmy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why don't you call me Junior anymore?

( ´ω`) Junior, I love yoZZZZZzzzz

(・∀・) YES!? What is it?

( ´ω`) ZZZZ oh I love your hot mom my son married.

(・∀・)

( ´ω`)