[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part ⑬] ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) Grandpa [dead] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5720 19:05 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) boyy, it sure is wonderful not having to worry about being alive anymore

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 20:11 [No]

(・∀・)

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 20:11 [No]

( ´ω`) ...

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5737 20:12 [No]

(・∀・) i... i.. i love you grandpa!

53 Name: ( ´ﾟωﾟ`) : 1993-09-5737 20:59 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`)

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 03:00 [No]

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5738 20:34 [No]

( ´ω`) That look doesn't work for you at all, Jimmy.

56 Name: (ﾟ∀ﾟ) : 1993-09-5738 21:41 [No]

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 09:31 [No]

(・∀・) Granpa, what was your role in the Boer War?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 14:07 [No]

( ´ω`) I stood off to one side of the battle and sold candy bars and bottles of water for a dollar each.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 17:32 [No]

(・∀・) Did that also happen to be during the Siege of Mafeking?

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 19:25 [No]

( ´ω`) No, I had the hot dog cart then, Stevie.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 19:58 [No]

(・∀・) Aaaaaaand did you sell hot dogs to doomed Russian sailors in 1905?

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5739 21:07 [No]

( ´ω`) That was mozzarella cheese sticks and fruit flavored Vodka pops.

( ´ω`) I made a killing in those days, Bennie.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5740 15:28 [No]

(・∀・) My name is not Bennie. It's not Stevie either.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5741 05:57 [No]

( ´ω`) Is too.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 04:53 [No]

(・∀・) What did you 'n granma do in the day?

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 06:01 [No]

( ´ω`) Which day?

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 06:35 [No]

(・∀・) Back then, fuck!

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5742 20:00 [No]

( ´ω`) That sounds about right, although we also went to church to keep up appearances.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 14:08 [No]

(・∀・) - Gramps. listen up! I'm a gangster, see. A real crook, m'yeah. Hand over all your money before I ventilate ya with my heater, see? M'yeah. And no crackin' wise, see?

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5743 14:20 [No]

( ´ω`) That's nice, Danny.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5745 19:46 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, how many days has September?

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5745 21:26 [No]

( ´ω`) ∞

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5745 21:34 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, where's Grandma?

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 00:28 [No]

( ´ω`) I find 'em, fuck 'em and flee you know, yo, I took tha ho to tha hotel, to tha holiday in

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 00:28 [No]

(・∀・) Say what?

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 00:30 [No]

( ´ω`) When dat bitch starts fuckin' up, yo, I just fuck her friend

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 00:31 [No]

( ´ω`) ∞

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 00:34 [No]

(・∀・) It's official. Grandpa has gone crazy.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 07:22 [No]

(・∀・)
I thought a hyperbola intersects the line at infinity at two distinct points. So, in step (S), do I have to consider the negative root to get the coordinate (-a,b,0)?

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5746 12:25 [No]

( ´ω`) Timmy, how long do you think it has been since I've been to high school?

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 06:22 [No]

(・∀・) Didn't dinosaurs still roam the earth?

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 09:20 [No]

(・∀・) Fucking answer my question you old geezer!

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 21:22 [No]

( ´ω`) I've never hit a child before you know.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 21:27 [No]

( ´ω`) I piss in your milk everymorning

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 21:28 [No]

( ´ω`) As to your question, the dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years, Bobby.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5748 21:57 [No]

(・∀・) So that means yes?

87 Name: ( ˃ -˂) : 1993-09-5749 00:04 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) I DON'T FUCKING KNOW DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN ZOMBIE?!?!?!?!?!?!

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5749 01:40 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5749 08:29 [No]

(・∀・) So how did the Thai mafia react when they discovered your tryst with Windawarti Koepwatra?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5749 12:32 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5749 13:32 [No]

( ・-・) It's time I derailed this th-

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) Carry on.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5750 04:51 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do the Slayers movies suck compared to the series?

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5750 09:08 [No]

( ´ﾟωﾟ`) BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5750 12:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the tastiest part of the human body?

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5750 16:23 [No]

( ´ω`) The aortic heart valve. Tres Magnifique!

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 02:44 [No]

(・∀・) Speak more French! Speak more French!

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5751 07:56 [No]

( ´ω`) Parler en plus de français! Parler en plus de français!

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 15:20 [No]

(・∀・) Du bist.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 16:02 [No]

( ´ω`) Was soll ich denn deiner Meinung nach bitte sein, Sohnemann? Du hast einen Vögel!

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 16:06 [No]

(・∀・) Ｇｒａｎｄｐａ，　ｗｈａｔ　ｄｉｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　Ｇｒｅａｔ　Ｗｏｒｌｄ　Ｗａｒ　ＩＩ？

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 17:07 [No]

( ´ω`) I killed them damn YANKS on the beaches with my bear hands

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5752 19:47 [No]

( ・-・) 100ge- aw, fuckyfuck

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5755 03:38 [No]

( ^ω^)

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 10:04 [No]

( ´ω`) PENIS DENIS OH MAN

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 10:30 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when you REEEALLY have to pee, and you can't get to a toilet, how do you prefer to walk? The crab walk, or the penguin waddle?

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5762 18:35 [No]

( ´ω`) If I really have to pee, I pee. It doesn't matter if I'm walking or not, I can't stop it anyway.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 06:28 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, remember when we England Your England?

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 15:42 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5763 22:57 [No]

(・∀・) What's your favourite sexual position

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 04:11 [No]

( ´ω`) I poop into her butthole and then she poops it back into my butthole, and then we'll just keep doing it back and forth with the same poop forever. Pooping back and forth forever.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 04:24 [No]

( ´ω`) Actually, I really like reverse cowgirl. All the impersonal mechanical fun of doggy style with the added bonus that she does all the work.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 04:26 [No]

( ´０`) is the pooping thing even possible

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 05:09 [No]

( ´ω`) If you have to ask the question you already know the answer.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5764 12:27 [No]

(・∀・) ..

( ´ω`) !!

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5765 02:11 [No]

(・∀・) Have you ever cheated on grandma?

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5765 03:41 [No]

( ´ω`) Which grandma?

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5774 11:11 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, what does an orgasm feel like?

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5774 18:42 [No]

( ´ω`) It's a lot like projectile vomiting, Davey.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5774 19:57 [No]

(・∀・) And come, tell me, Sean O'Farrell, tell me why you hurry so?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5774 20:39 [No]

( ´ω`) Does poor Sean have to go potty?

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5775 23:37 [No]

( ・-・) Don't you have pills to take?

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 14:22 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, we haven't had any knew characters in our threads for awhile have our writers run out of ideas.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5780 15:17 [No]

( ´ω`) Junior, we haven't had any knew characters in our threads for awhile because you touch yourself at night.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 09:11 [No]

( ´ω`) Writers? What do you think you had for dinner last night? Sure wasn't takeout from Rei's.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5781 12:28 [No]

( ঁωঁ) Hello, hello, goodbye and hello again. What's happening, friends? The writers sent me in.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 22:41 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, newguy, is it just me or is the Elitist Superstructure crumbling from the inside? I haven't been able to access it properly for weeks I mean days. Also, my vericode was soy.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 23:29 [No]

( ´ω`) When I was your age, we had carrier pigeons deliver Elitist Superstructure business and dammit, we enjoyed the substantial packet loss.

( ´ω`) Well, package loss, as the case was. A lot of doobies we won’t be gettin’ back any time soon....

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5784 23:29 [No]

( ´ω`) ... where am I?

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5785 03:06 [No]

(・∀・) HELL.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 04:49 [No]

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131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5786 21:45 [No]

( ঁωঁ ) So what do you folks do 'round here?

( ঁ ω ঁ ) Wait...what's happening here?

( ঁ ω ঁ ) HELP ME.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 02:48 [No]

( 　　　　´　ω　`　) It's natural. Just let the tanasinn flow.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5787 19:26 [No]

( 　　ঁ　　ᴥ　　ঁ　　)　Ah OK... merci beaucoup . Alors qu'est-ce que vous faites pendant votre temps libre ?

{ 　　ঁ　　ᴥ　　ঁ　　}　RÉPONDEZ À LA QUESTION GROS CON.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5788 00:40 [No]

( ´ω`) Get him out of here. Or i'll get the blunderbluss.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 06:30 [No]

{# 　　´ঁ´　　　ᴥ　　　ঁ　　　*}　Hasn't anyone told you blunderblusses are extinct?

{ 　#　´ঁ´　@　　ᴥ　　%　ঁ　*　　}　Fuck, I keep corrupting.

(・∀・)　...

(・∀・)　I'm still here by the way...

(・∀・)　Why has this beast stolen my role, Grandpa?

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 13:04 [No]

( ´ω`) You missed your cue, Danny.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5789 22:01 [No]

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　|　|　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　　　 |　|　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧
　|　|　　⊂彡☆))∀・) 　　 |　|　　　　　　　　（・ω・　）
　|　|　　　　　　　　　　　 |　|　　　　　　 ◇⊂　　　　）　＿＿
　|　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣　 |　　　　　　 ||―┌ ┌ _）＿||　　|
　|　　　　°ω° 　 ≡ ≡ 　 |　　　　　　||　（＿（＿_）　|| 　 |
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138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 01:16 [No]

( ´ω`) Your pretty little head isn't made for thinking, darling. If you behave yourself I'll let your pull the car out of the drive way just this once.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5790 11:22 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you remember
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　　　　　　　　　　　ＴＨＥＹ　ＤＲＯＶＥ
　　　　　　　　　　　ＯＬＤ　ＤＩＸＩＥ
　　　　　　　　　　　ＤＯＷＮ?

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:53 [No]

( ´ω`) Yes, but more importantly do you remember
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　　　　　　　　　　　Ｉ　ＤＲＯＶＥ　ＭＹ
　　　　　　　　　　　ＯＬＤ　ＤＩＸＩＥ
　　　　　　　　　　　ＤＯＷＮ　ＩＮＴＯ　ＹＯＵ?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 05:54 [No]

( ´ω`) I remember the night the lights went out in Georgia.

( ´ω`) You hid under the couch whimpering like a little baby until they came back on.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 12:39 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, when are we all going South to Dixieland?

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 19:47 [No]

( ´ω`) Never. I'd die foist.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 20:51 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it true that if you were a bad person in life and you die, they send you back to Junior High?

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5791 21:57 [No]

( ´ω`) Falling in love with girls 11 inches taller than you... dealing with puberty and how everyone but you benefits from it... yup, that sounds about right.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 15:42 [No]

(・∀・) Grandpa, is this your way of telling me you're a hormonally-imbalanced midget?

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 20:00 [No]

( ´ω`) Do I have to track down the Slapping The Shit Out Of You AA again?

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 21:19 [No]

(・∀・) Why is it always the shit you have to slap outta me? Can't you just smack the tar out of me or something?

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5799 21:22 [No]

( ´ω`) Alright, that does it. You're getting too fresh with me, kiddo.

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