(・∀・) I'm glad the violence is only TV violence

( ´ω`) Our lives are a paradoxial combination of a true reality show and fake real lives.

(・∀・) Grandpa, Do You Remember Love?

( ´ω`) Junior, one day you will take over the family business of piloting Super Dimension Fortresses. Until then, I suggest we leave this talk for another time.

(・∀・) Grandpa, did you know Waruta Kuronkaito?

( ´ω`) If that pinko wanted North Vietnam to win so bad, he should’ve just given them a flat-out endorsement on TV.

( ´ω`) ...oh right.

(・∀・) Grandpa, what happened to Grandma?

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@( ´Д`)@ Do you have to ask every thread? Gosh, you are so needy, dammit!

(・∀・) Of course, Grandma! I am forgetful, just like your husband!

( ´ω`) Who the hell is that hag?

( ´ω`) Baggy Tits? Where have you been all these years?

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@( ´Д`)@ Somewhere you can't see me. Such as directly behind you, for starters.

( ´ω) Ahahaha, you know I never look over ther( ´ﾟωﾟ) RAGH

( ´ﾟωﾟ`)

(・∀・) Grandpa, there is Lightning over the Tatras!

(・∀・) and hailstorms in the Cascades!

(・∀・) WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

(・∀・) Grandpa, after a lengthy discussion with the writing team, we've decided that we're going to recast you. To freshen up the character, you know, bring the story to a new generation. We'd like it if you left peacefully, but you should know, security IS present. Choose your words and actions carefully.

(・∀・) That went well.

（　｀ハ´） There is no skill Grandfather possesses that I cannot replicate. Bear witness.

（　｀ﾟハﾟ´）

（　｀ハ´） Now it is clear that I am the only acceptable choice for this position.

（　｀ハ´）? ... Oh dear! Ahem.

（　｀ハ´） Before the advent of electronic networking, most information was shared and archived in written form.

（　｀ハ´） As for the dispersion of information and long-distance communicati--
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( ・ハ・) Beady's a fag
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（　｀ハ´） ...as I was saying...

（　｀ハ´） But first, allow me to detail my musical inspirations.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hi I'm Mittens, the mittens enthusiast. I like kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and being a cocktease and shit like that!

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can also do this face.

（　｀ハ´） HOWEVER! My personal style is not purely modern; I was undoubtedly influenced by the distinguished composers of my youth. Beethoven, Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Schumann, Liszt. All names with which I am sure you've become familiar. Yet, the true nuance in my work comes not from these great men, but from the lesser known artists of the time, such as--
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( ・ハ・) Cocks
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（　｀ハ´） How dare you?!

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（　｀ω´） Now what have you done? Aiyah, Junior!
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（　´ω｀） Hello kids!

( ﾟ ｍﾟ) I'm not into the whole sudden transformation thing.

(・∀・) I'm not into YOUR FACE

(・∀・) If I can sell my shotgun ammo and make enough room for a rocket launcher I can...

（　｀ハ´） No! I will not give up my lifelong dream of replacing my longtime nemesis and ruining his life so soon!
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( ・-・) what

(・∀・) Hey, it's some new guy that looks, sounds, and acts exactly like Grandpa! You're hired!

( ´ω`) Now that this thread is back on track, I propose we vote on a measure to limit unfunded mandates in favor of increased spending on block grants. All in favor?

( ´ω`) Motion passed.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, doesn't increasing spending just spread communism to the lower levels, eventually defeating their own purpose?

( ・ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・) I vote 'yea'!

( ´ω`) That's nice. Get back in your cages!

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do we always have so many clones in the basement? It's creepy!

( ´ω`) We tried the attic, but they made the ceiling collapse.

( ・ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・)ω・) We loved them! Thanks Grandpa!

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(╬ ಠ �u ಠ) YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING!
　　　　　　YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!

(╬ ಠ�uಠ) YOU KNOW WHAT COULD USE TIGHTENING UP? YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(’w‘) Speak for yourself!

(·∀·) holy shit grampa how'd you pull that off?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE WISEACRE FAMILY!

(╬ ಠ益ಠ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(・∀・) Grandpa, for reference, how long was the last September?

( ´ω`) September 1992 lasted thirty days. I can remember it like it was yesterday...

( ´ω`) In fact, I'm fairly certain it was, in fact, yesterday.

( ´ω`) Yesterday
( ´ω`) Barney Rubble seemed so far away
( ´ω`) Then he moved back in right down the way
( ´ω`) Oh, I relieved myself today.

( ´ω`)

( ´ω`) That's all I got.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you the egg man?

( ´ω`) No, but I AM the walrus.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how can a normal kid like me become a member of the Elitist Superstructure?

( ´ω`) Thrill a spore.

(・∀・) Drill the boar?

( ´ω`) No.

( ´ω`) Fill a door.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why does it hurt when I pee?

( ´ω`) Believe me, what happens in Bangkok, stays in banged cocks for generations.

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you as alarmed as I by the possibility that Mr Obama will deny life-saving treatment to you to save money?

( ´ω`) As a prominent member/affiliate of the elitist superstructure, the president chose me to be in one of his Death Panels.

( ⌒-⌒) I wish President Obama and congress would get there heads out of their asses and act!

( ⌒-⌒) I'd like to see them do a live performance of Beowulf, featuring Hillary Clinton as MacBeth's wife.

( ´ω`) This is my thread, Kindness-San. If you don't get back to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/ this instant, I'll make sure you don't get your meds this month.

Σ>(εﾟハﾟ)з ｕｎｔｈｏｙ！

( ・-・) That's ironic, considering how long I've been badgering you to take your damn pills.

( ´ω`) Did someone just say something? It could've been the wind, but that smell...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a spoobnumby?

( ´ω`) It's what I did with your grandmother several hundred years ago.

(・∀・) No, no, you're thinking of garden parties again.

( ´ω`) And then harpooning it. Ah, the feasts we had.

(・∀・) You didn't eat the sun!